>You look nervous. What's wrong? Is it the stretch marks? Wanna know how i got them?>My father was a lifter... and a bloatlord.>One night he takes way too much pre-workout and goes off crazier than usual.>My mother tries to protect me. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit.>He tosses my mom away screaming: "LIGHTWEIGHT BABY!" and looks at me.>"Why so skinny?">He comes to me with the mutant mass gainer.>"Why so skinny?">He sticks a full measuring cup in my mouth.>"Let's put some mass on that frame."
>>74769216some fat 30 y/o virgin wrote this in his head and thought his imaginary friends over at /fit/ would lmao
>>74769237>>>/r/eddit
>>74769237i suggest you go back
>>74769216wrong joker you gay fucking retard thats incel joker not psychopath joker
>>74770304...but he's /fit/.
>>74769237I LAUGHEDFUCK YOU
>>74769237Don’t use my cat pic nigger
>>74769237this is why OC is dead on 4chan, no one can have a laugh anymore without some asshat pointing and screaming 'CRINGE'
>>74771629CRINGE
>What were you trying to prove? >That deep down, everyone's a roidtranny like you!?>You're alone!
>>74771640
>>74770304Should have used Indian joker
>>74769216Ignore the tranquil, anon. This is funny. Screencapping.
>>74769237I laughed and I'm going to send it to my friend who lifts.
>>74773620Got a white boy on my rosterHe be feeding me pasta and lobster
>>74769216nice post. Now check this shit
>>74772333>>74773888trips confirm that >>74769237 is actually the fat virgin
>>74773888Checked.
>>74773888Excellent. Excellent. Let me add to it.
>>74773888Impressive, very nice.
>>74773888CHECKED
>>74769237i agree with this sentiment only dyels disagree
>>74773620This
>>74773620>I'm going to send it to my friend who lifts.because you don't kekVerification not required.
