>Clean and jerk? You mean the ideal wife?
>if you jerk and forget to clean, you might be a redneck
>Nothing better than a 200 pound snatch, if you know what I mean
>>74781149Kys op
>>74781149>>74781237hahah those were good
>and after you're done you feel like an asshole>after you put your banana in the snatch>Like HOO HOO HOO >total ape man we are apes holy shit
>>74781149I still haven't found a joke of his funny. Why is he so popular?>broooo cocaine xD
>>74781149Haha yes because women clean up my baby ass and rub my penis until sloop juice comes out heheSo funny
>>74784415Fucking kek you owned him with your Reddit sarcasm
I hate comedians
>>74783440Because he's funny. That's why he's popular and you're not
>I hate comedians
>>74784424I wasn’t being sarcastic
>>I hate comedians
>>74784532>>74784528t. idiots who still find Dane Cook funny
>>74784707
>>74784707top kek, well meme'd
Mfw GOMAD
>>74781237Meoooooow
You know, I was watching these weightlifters doing the clean and jerk. Yeah, it's impressive, but the name is confusing. Clean and jerk? I thought that was just a description of a well-groomed guy who cuts in line at Starbucks.
>>74785165>Why did the beginner fear the clean and jerk? It reminded him of the well-groomed chad that fucked his potential girlfriend raw in the Walmart parking lot. My god.
>>74785180>Who writes these?!? Who writes these? Did you write this!?
>>74784707Heh
>>74781149Modern comedians are proof that you don't have to be funny or smart to make it. Just know the right people or be born rich.
>>74785165>>74785180>>74785254I miss these niggas like you wouldn't believe
>>74784707Nicely done