ITT we pretend to be a boomer fitness forum
how did you find my tinder profile OP
>>74783106TRT and money. Oh wait that's how 90% of men "pull women" these days lmao.
>>74783106>Why are you bothering with those weights? Go mow the lawn, there's your workout.
>>74783106I love posting here on /fit/ - Fitness
>>74783106Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation
>Look kid, the only thing ya gotta do for your back is dumbbell rows.>Just go over there, find the heaviest dumbell you can lift, and grab the next size up from that.>Great, now lean on the dumbbell rack so no one else can get to it and do one set of half reps.>Ok you're done! Drop the dumbbell on the floor in front of the rack and go back to doing preacher curls
Anyone else feel bad when they see stuff like this? Like I imagine its just some naive boomer who still thinks its 1969 and “hes still got it”. Man, I don’t want to end up like that.
>>7478310658 years old here, So I recently started TRT anlong with low dose deca, and now I can't stop flirting with my 30 year old coworker. My wife hasn't given me any in 3 years and my dick has been hard as fuck and I find myself jacking off first thing in the morning and the bathroom at work. What should I do?
>>74783106Do you think this ever works?I'm only 34 but maybe I should try it
>>74783289how confident are you? it's one thing to talk shit online, it's another thing to keep that energy going in person without spilling spaghetti
>>74783106this is 100% a troll profile
>>74783358Good point, I am probably fucked
>>74783417Maybe not, I mean you just have to be prepared to commit to to whatever you say and don't be too picky about who takes you up on it.
>>74783289If you're 34 and haven't figured it out, you're not going to. You really think a woman is interested in settling down with a 4chan retard? And if it does, it won't be healthy and massively one sided until youre jerking off in the cuck chair in the hotel
>>74783260You're reading it wrong. It's just some old dude not giving you any bullshit. Old people are like that. They've had their fun. They're tired of games and drama. They just want shit straightforward. He knows he doesn't 'have it'. And knows there's no harm in throwing his demands out there. Because you never know. Weirder shit has happened than this guy getting some young pussy. Yesterday I met some dude who had a collection of porn where women fucked puppets. There's someone for everyone.
>>74783106based
>>74783260>Im old ugly and hornyNo, he seems like he knows. He's hoping for a crumb of gerontophile pussy.
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>>74783260Not in the slightestWhen I was single I had several pussy pipelines including a very low effort Tinder profile that got me laid very easily from time to time
>>74783289It only has to work once to be worth it
Back in my day we didn't need no hoity toity SARMS, we got strong the old fashioned way with test, just like God intended
>>74784563>getting laid easily off tinderOkay gigachad.
Saw a guy benching 100kg the other day and told him that I could bench 140kg in high school. He asked me how he could get that strong and I just laughed and said men were stronger back then
>>74784583HAHAHA YOU TOLD HIMWHEN I WAS IN HIGHSCHOOL I BENCHED 400LBS-sent from my iPhone Slugger of ‘64 ooh rah
>>74783260imagine throwing in the towel on fine puzzi because you're old, i hope you don't even make to his age
>>74784573I'm no Chad, but I had a free Tinder profile that was pretty much just "ayy bb u wan sum fuk" at various times over a period of about 5 years and just swiped every chick once every week or so until I ran out of swipesIt's a numbers game, dating always has been and always will be, it was just a low effort method to get in touch with horny chicksIt only led to a couple of hookups a year, less than one per month when I was actually swiping, but for the minimal effort and care that I gave it, honestly it wasn't that bad a hit rateDating sites were a more successful venture for me, but I had to put in more effort so I couldn't be bothered most of the time
>>74783106Dirty old perverts like this should be shot.
>>74784573I wonder how much of those are bots now, actually
>>74783260Some dumb whore thirsty for easy money will bait.
>>74783106I do not give facebook permission to use my pictures
>>74783106I love doing supersets of 6 exercises that use machines all over the gym with zero rest time between sets. Gotta confuse those muscles! Some kid started using one of the machines when I was across the room but I shouted at him and he left
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>>74783106How many concentration curls can you do? I can do 25 for 75 on my right and 64 on my left. My joints hurt but I just work through the pain. Gotta put forth the effort to get big
>>74785059I would add that i put bottles and towels to note that I'm using it. Sometimes I go to take a shit and no, you can't use any of the six machines for those 5 minutes.And without any joke, it's me for real. Just only 3 machines at a time.
>>74783260Yes. Because I start to believe this is the fate of all men who are unmarried after 35 years old. The older you get after this point if you're not rich the uglier you look to women. It becomes so hopeless that you'll end up an old man with pornbrain due to the lack of female stimulation
>>74783106>I used to be able to lift that back in the day>"what was your routine?">*award silence or sudden change in topic*Every fucking time.
gREAT PROGRESS LOVE SEEING YOUR HARD BODY !
>>74785976Actual conversation I had:"A 5K? That's cute. I used to run marathons when I was your age.""Cool. What's your PB?""I don't know."Nigga, I'm going to get my PBs inscribed on my headstone. I have to consciously restrain myself from listing them any chance I get (20:31 5K, 1:38 HM btw). I suffered for those times and I am always going to be proud of them. There's no way you ran a marathon and forgot your time.
>>74786078Bruh. I had a boomer chew my ear off for half an hour about his 10 minute mile run. How the treadmill supposedly differs from the actual track for mile distance and he might have been somewhere in the 9 minute mark.>"oh well have you timed yourself on an actual track">*again, silence or immediate topic change*Actually there's a third option of>*say the exact same shit but disregards new data/information that was brought to their attention*Day of the diverse nursing home soon.
>>74785954You just see a hooker, incels are born from Christian single mothers.
>>74786105But anon, running destroys your knees. You should do like I do and spend 40 years doing no physical activity, sitting or lying down for 23.5 hours a day, and creep up towards BMI 40. My doctor says that my joint pain is totally inexplicable and could have happened to anyone!
>>74783113Good morning Terry!I didn't see you at church group yesterday but I wanted to catch up with you. Let's go grilling in the backyard again soon!- Earl
Boomer shit I hear regularly:> I used to bench 400 in high school> I had 3 girlfriends at the same time in high school>I drove a corvette in high school> I was going to go straight from high school to professional sports but I hurt my knee> squatting is bad for your knees> confuse the muscle> my 4th ex-wife is suing me> my kids won't talk to me> unsolicited advice> happy wife happy life> do what your wife tells you or no pussy!> you need to wear a belt when you lift
