I just ate 14 eggs and my stomach feels like it's about to explode. You told me it'll be fine. I should have known better than to trust /fit/.
>>75118975Wait to shit friendo
>>75119017Eggsplain?
>>75118975stop passing out drunk and waking up in strange men’s apartments, slut
>>75118975No, you were told to have egg on toast. You fucked up.
>>75119043>Get drunk>Pass out>TFW now I hate to eat all the eggs
>>75118975
>>75118975quail eggs?
>>75119042>needing to explain how digestion worksdamn I really am on 4chan lmao
>>75119099You're eggsagerating.
>>75119113Damn, just how I feel. Eggsasperated.
>>75118975>I just ate 1000 calories of one of the most filling foods on Earth, as well as 85 calories in one sitting. Why do I feel like shit?how retarded can a nigga be
>>75119152Eggstremely.
>>75119077Those are eggstraordinary.
>>75118975>I just ate 14 eggs and my stomach feels like it's about to explode.You are supposed to eat 28 eggs but you stopped early.
hard boiled?
>>75118975Nobody told you to eat 14 eggs in one sitting, you dumb.
>>75119531Oh eggscuse me, I'll get right on it.
ENOUGH WITH THE PUNS
>>75119236That is Pepe The Frog, he has a small basket containing at least 11 eggs on his head.
>>75118975I'm in eggstasy
>>75119631Why? They're cracking me up.
>>75119634Are you using chatgpt bro? It's so obvious.
>>75119075Seggxy ASF
>>75119704Stop egging him on.
>>75119631Why are you eggritated??
>>75119631Look at that egghead.
Coincidence?
>>75120544Chegged
>>75119631Can't you take a yolk?
>>75120677Gotta be yolked to get those digits
99 EGGS IN THE BOWLTAKE ONE OUT AND PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH99 EGGS IN THE BOWL
>>75120544Rolling for 5
>>75118975Just eat 7 in the morning, 7 for dinnerezeasier in milkshakes too
OP made this thread as an excuse for an unhinged tour de tourettes about eggs
>>75120815nice>>75120544rolling for 6
>>75119152You mean 85 grams of protein
>>75120815>>75120842This isn't a roll pictrure you idiots. How the hell are you going to roll beyond 9?
>>75121306fuck you
>>75120841Yeah he's an eggomaniac.
>>75118975>Didn't drink OJ mixed with Greek Yogurt to aid digestionYou were doomed from the start.
Damn, I'm gonna have to go get me another boiled egg. I dont think the 8 I made are gonna get me through the week. Next week, 10.....my LDL was kinda jacked last test though bros....that wasn't related, right?
>>75118975skill issue. I have 10-12 eggs every day
>>75118975>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>75118975Well shit what a wonderful thread. Sage
>>75124042>SageI usually sprinkle parsley over my eggs.
>>75118975You don't have to eat them all at once, but I respect it.
>>75119043>>75119068>>75119075
What an EGGcelent thread! A literal EGGstravaganza! A fine EGGsample of how to post properly on /fit/
>>75119075imagine kissing her after she ate those eggs
I would eat 14 eggs a day if i wasn't broke (only 30k in the bank) instead of 5
> Ate 14 eggs> The picture contains no less than 15 visible eggs. > There are more unseen eggs below. Fucking quitter.
Do these count, egg bros?I could eat 12 of these a day.
>>75119631Omelette you finish in a moment
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>>75119631N
>>75126207>There are more unseen eggs below.oddly ominous
>>75126400-egger
>>75118975could literally just have eaten 400 grams of chicken for the same amount of protein lmao.
>>75119075The fucked up thing about this is how rara is going full anorexic in her mid 20's and actually needs to eat so many eggs.
>>7512054411 is actually 2 eggs
