Funny edition
pigbitch at my gymSOWEEEEEE
>>75327254What you talkin' bout Phillis?
>>75327254
>>75327254fake goblinx general: newfag op edition
>>75327259This is out of bounds. Dude's taking steps to lose weight, you shouldn't deride him.
>>75327268>your amazing
>>75327701Fuck you for your disservice!
>>75327260This is clearly more nigger hate than fat hate
>>75327701braced
>>75327701Thank you for your service
>>75327259KYS faggot.
>>75327259>DYEL16>16...How many boomers have you taken creepshots of at your gym, anon?
>>75327949That's his Instagram account. He's a dyel and only 16 years old
>>75327259Why not encurage the guy? Are you realy that dense and insecure, anon?
>>75328409>no pole breakingYou fucking tease.>verification not required
>>75328391Love it when a fatty gets beaten by someone half their weight.
>>75328409would not
>>75327260God, who th fuck would want to live in such a failed state of a nation where this sort of thing is a daily occurrence, the norm?
>>75328379Fully expected someone to take a little tumble. Story?
>>75327260SendThemAll Back
>>75328525it was a Russian police officer getting into it with that plump princess https://twitter.com/UkraineNewsLive/status/1817399413632897353
>>75328450what about this one?
>>75328520Most of the world's richest men apparently, as well as all the college graduates from every country on earth.
>>75328379How does one get mogged so hard.
>>75327254I honestly hope the embarrassment of this video motivated buddy to lose weight.
>>75327259Unironically kys
>>75328379Can /fit/ defeat the blonde bomber?
>>75328379Left 4 Dead versus mode when the boomer misses with puke.
>>75328714try is with some doom musichttps://watchpeopledie.tv/h/fights/post/217499/getting-arm-swinged-by-a-fat
>>75328409It's an interesting psychological phenomenon. Fat girls tend to do things that are whorish because they're trying to make up for the lack of male attention by desperately trying to do things she believes will attract more male attention.
>>75328520>the norm If it was the norm you'd have hundreds of thousands of videos from at least a decades worth of 13,000 McDonald's in the US. Instead you have like 12 videos. And At least one of them is in the UK and people assume it's America.
>>75327268https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yS3nHWb6-xUKino
>>75329657This one is more a greed issue. Insulin prices have been proven to be fixed for years.
>>75328379>stabbed him with a forkKek, she was trying to eat him!
>>75327260I saw this video before. I think the zookeeper gave another monkey some grapes and only gave this one a piece of bread or something
>>75328714I can imagine being absolutely fucking legless and being in this position. That fat cunt is packing some power
>>75329621A mean fat person is like a downie being rude. They are just so unfathomably inferior that you can unmake them with minimal physica and/or verbal violence. At this point, the philsopher asks, "is it worth beating them the fuck up?" or "what would the moral thing to do be: leave them in their arrogant state, or teach them a lesson via the minimal required force which you can be trusted to administer?" Or course, thinking about such matters comes after delivering multiple right hooks to the fatties' mouth, since they finally gave you the reason to beat their ass.
>>75329584>take out on the roof of the carKnock it off and just lightly jog away.
>>75329657Diet and exercise can cure diabetes for free, actually save a lot money for that matter.
>>75328379Keeper/10
>>75328714Definitely would
>>75328391Fucking stacy is on top of the food chain for a reason. Kek
>>75328409This is the first time i see at a fph a fattie achieving something related to a strip pole or that aerialism bullshit meme for women. And it was fucking disgusting. Know your limits and priorities. Being a fat whore is not a priority or an achievement
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MAD magazine, with a grim prediction for the future 1/2
>>753303872/2
>>75327260I challenge anyone to find a white, Hispanic, or Asian person doing this or something comparable. I imagine drugs are involved but there's druggies of every race.
>>75329655I don't understand how this is funny and I feel like I lost an IQ point watching half.
>>75327701Based
>>75329556>the balls on that guy
>>75330533>whale with the only cutieHeight above all
>>75327259wow this one really made some people seethe
>>75328379Would lifting have saved him?
>>75328714I'd let her throw me around in the bedroom
>>75328520This seems to happen mostly at slop joints and walmarts. Just avoid those places
>>75328379>>75328714Maybe Stacies have been right all along to shun dyels>>75328391
>>75330974surgery to lose weight is the epitomy of laziness.'i cannot control my urges, i need to lose weight, someone else can do it for me'Glitter is an obnoxious idiot who is looking down the barrel of a heart attack before 50
>>75329668What are the odds that a random fatty doing a typical fatty thing just happened to have a CONDISHUN that'd make you feel guilty and ashamed of yourself you bigot
>>75330926>law hogs
>>75328379the fatty knew how to utilize her weight to exert maximum damage.
>>75331023>'i cannot control my urges, i need to lose weight, someone else can do it for me'even after the surgeries the behavior never changes and they quickly regain all the weight
>>75331101Eliezer "Champion Of Rationality" Judekowsky
>>75327698
>>75330932>>75330920The world needs more fatty bullying
>>75331023Agreed, plus with Ozempic around it makes even less sense.Oh and btw 11.5 liters is 3 gallons, she had 3 milk jugs of fat taken out of her.
>>75329657K but $1 in 1920 is $20 today and most diabetics pay about $3 per day for insulin.. Insulin thus costs 1/6 what it did in 1920.I wonder if diabetes affects the brain?
>>75330926I am Ukrainian man and I panic when I see police officers in group . Making photos or videos of them is definitely wrong
>>75331244Actually it needs less
>>75328391Course the nigger punches first.
>>75328379
>>75328379Damn I would’ve sucked on that big soft titties to ease the tension
>>75331318In the US it's your right to film in any public space or anywhere in sight from a public space. There's a very good chance they have no power over the cameraman.
>>75331324Less fatties? Yeah I agree.
>>75331101Fucking fascinating that all through history, all the people who were taken as POWs, all the people who were enslaved, all the people who suffered through famines, all the way back to before we had climbed down from the trees...Not a single one of them "just couldn't lose weight". Not one. Zero.So clearly, either this is made up bullshit, or being a fat fuck is proof that YOU and YOUR bloodline were the oppressors for all of history, and the rest of us are copping shit for your families fouls.God I'd love to see some fatpologist tapdance their way across that
>>75331310> Buying the patent to a thing is the same as buying a sample of that thing> I am very smart
>>75331251Missing the Benny Hill theme.
>>75331251she probably could have doubled back and got her purse
>>75331454How old are you that you know what that is?
UK fatties are upset about this because it implies fat people are useless until they lose weight.
>>75329668Jesus Christ she should have just said nothing.>My condition that has nothing to do with me being fat>I'm just here to grab soda.>For my husband of course, who is even fatter. I also HAD to point out that HE is the one drinking all that soda for some reason.>Evil skanks did this to meJust once I'd like to see ONE go "You know what, this episode shamed me to go to the gym and now 2 years later I've come back and roundhouse kicked the girls.
>>75328379Lmao Russian police have no actual men left since all non-dyel were drafted. I legit thought he was a woman or tranny for a while.
>>75328391Niggers always look tougher than they are. Besides, cheerleaders work the fuck out and require actual arm strength for their acrobatics.
>>75328714The only thing more disgusting than fatties are god damn armlets getting embarrassed like that.
>>75331467>Just once I'd like to see ONE goWell, women and accountability. You know how it is, nothing is EVER a womans fault and society is always against them.
>>75330533Guy in the red shirt had a good deal, but I also feel like he doesn't belong there at all. SURELY you don't have to resort to mail order brides as a moderately fit man?
>>75331385You know damn well they would abuse their power despite crying about abusive power publicly.>You're filming us, that's suspicious, gonna need to see ID>HEYHEYHEY why are your hands in your pocket, you know what come here, I'm placing you under arrest for resisting.And that's even with zero backtalk from the camera man.
>>75328391>that fucking WWE takedown out of nowherelmao
>>75331324More bullying! I was 3rd fattest in the grade at 14 and got bullied. By 15 I was skinny and normal.
>>75328391Stacy unironically has some good combat instincts. Could do well in an MMA gym
>>75328409I wonder how many guys got scammed into paying for pole dancing lessons without realizing there's basically no exercise involved and now they have to pretend that whatever gross dances their wife throws together are incredibly sexy.
>>75331586You visit 4chan and scope out these threadsYou’re far from normal
what's worse?cutting yourself or being fat
>>75329556>Does your ass hang low, can you swing it to and fro
>>75330926bbqsauce?
>>75330123I simply do not believe that you've never heard of type 1 diabetes
>>75331527>SURELYOh boy do i have some news for you.
>>75331841At least I'm not fat lmao
>>75329482Well, it does get people's attention. Unfortunately for them the attention is that of people watching a freak show
>>75331467She also likes wouldn't even have been recognised if she hasn't identified herself. Not like you can really make out who that is from the angle it's taken.
>>75331101Genuinely impressed by the display of mental gymnastics going on here.
>>75328379Someone call Dana White. I'd rather watch average dudes fighting fat women over a pit of danger than whatever faggy slap fight bullshit he thinks anytime cares about
>be me, skinny fat>working shitty retail job, but can't complain, get to see cuties>one day fatso coworker girl comes to me. It's that fat that looks like layers of fat over each other, like they lost the weight and gained it back. Not round and fluffy>she introduces herself to meI already put in my two weeks notice. How dare these fatties talk to someone half their weight.All I see when I see fat girls is the thousands of dollars in surgery just to make them look normal.Lose some weight fatty!
>>75328379Man, how do you even get so pathetically defenseless as a man?
>>75331434Why does she have a 5 o clock shadow? Are we looking at some sort of endocrine disorder due to obesity?
>>75332864that's just normal money woman skin discoloration
>>75331914T1 diabetes is fucking crazy>have a friend that I lift with on Thursdays because that's when our schedules line up>he's fit and is very strict about diet>Thursday rolls around>no show at gym, doesn't answer calls or texts>really out of character>get bad feeling, decide to stop in at his place to make sure he's good>he's collapsed in the middle of his living room unconscious>call ambulance>blood sugar in the 500s, docs said he was on the verge of a coma and death >has never before had any issues with blood sugar>never knew he had diabetes>now stuck on insulin for the rest of his life due to no fault of his ownwild shit
>>75327260>we wuz kangz
>>75328520The same place that is willing to slaughter hundreds of thousands of its own people just in a civil war for a people who were just as soon step over them dying on the street.
>freshman year>massive, massive fattie in the dorm>prays to Jesus loudly every morning asking for the strength to get through the day>very strong and lean man from a farmer family is holding on to the top of the door frame in our dorm>the frame has easily 3 inches in depth and is metal>farmer man starts doing pull ups while using his fingers to grip>my other strong hallmate friend manlet tries to do them and can only get one before his grip tires.>I try one and fail (I was 185lbs 6'2" skinny fat)>the obese preacher waddles up>easily 300lb+ at about 5'7">"you can't do that anon?>I can">everyone looks a mixture of confused and cringe>St. Domino's takes a deep breath, takes two steps towards the door frame and jumps>girp obviously immediately fails>massive THUD as he lands on his as>"oh wow, that is harder than I thought >Girl from the hall below our hall runs into out hall>"what just happened? I think someone's bink may have collapsed">she sees the patron saint of McDonalds sitting on his as>gears turning>just leaves the hall not saying anything elseThere were lots of keks from Bishop of Kentucky Fried Chicken, but this particular story had a soft spot in my heart. It's incredible how delusional some people are about completing a movement with the bodies.
>>75333033Bunk* fuck
>>75333033I snozzled
>>75327259This is Fat >People Hate not Fat People Actively Trying to Better Themselves hate. Kill yourself promptly
>>75331310>>75331445There is no patent on insulin on it. It's only expensive because it's a new formulation of insulin that's better. You can freely make and sell insulin that was patented before 2004 at any price you want. It will just be worse than what people use.
>>75330926I don't hate all cops, but I'd say 90-95% of female cops minimum are absolutely pieces of shit that actively make life worse for everyone. Fat cops probably 95-99%. Tattooed cops 90-95%.
>>75330926What do they do over there? Pay them by the pound?
>>75330974>>75331023Lipodema fat is known to be very fibrous and different than a lot of other fat. It's stubborn, and once it's there, it's very difficult to get rid of. There's a secret technique though, to make sure that lipadema never becomes a serious problem: You dont gain weight to begin with.
>>75331438I happen to be an expert in cope sir>well all THOSE people had weak genetics>they died because their bodies failed to activate Starvation mode>my ancestors survived because of our fat genes >im built to survive famine.Poindexters still aren't sure children who survive famine become obese... surely it can't be that their parents and grandparents stuff them constantly to prepare for future famine and give them luxuries they couldn't have.
https://x.com/JUSTcatmeme/status/1848066817555865628?t=naXpsBOepO5vKgMIRQneAQ&s=09
>>75333228IV looks just like that "Big Dog" poster.
>>75328723>Most of the world's richest men Is that why they are escaping?>all the college graduates from every country on earthYou mean retards who will max out as food delivery drivers?
>>75331914Okay smart ass. Like we aren't in an obesity thread talking about exclusively type two diabetes, which is brought on by poor lifestyle choices and is not genetic whatsoever. Naturally, I meant I also think people that have been born with a shitty shot in life should be forced to suffer and die painfully. The only controversial opinion that you'll see me having about type one diabetics is that I don't think they should breed. They've become dramatically more common over the decades because they live to adulthood and breed and pass it on. Creating a bigger group of chronically I'll people dependant on a synthetic hormone.
>>75332993That's type 1.5 actually because he wasn't born with it, he developed it. Like many autoimmune disorders we still aren't sure why, but it is a unique condition that only shows up later in life suddenly.
Did you guys know that you can become morbidly obese and bedbound by thyroid alone? (others said it was thyroid and restaurants feeding the dog until it couldn't walk, but mostly the thyroid)
>>75327259/fph/ is for the unrepentant- not those trying to change. Kys you crab in a bucket
>>75333286And yet, an association is shown
The rational animal is the one that is able to control its emotions. Beasts are led by impulses, while man has reason to guide him.-Letter 85The fatties are often not factually wrong in their bemoaning of genetics and hormonal function. The environment we are in poisons our minds and our bodies. But they are weak. To be human is to have control, in despite of your circumstances, not because of them. This is why we hate them. This is why we pity them. They are less than human, and the gift of their consciousness that makes them as gods compared to the animal kingdom is as pearls to a swine.
>>75327260God lord, blacks. Get a handle on your people.
>>75331106>they use the word obesity which feels extremely dehumanizingwell yeah you don't look like a human
reminder to not consent to fat people existing in public spaces
>>75333692That's all Dutch to me, are they saying that those kids are hungrier so they eat more because the hunger switch never turns off?
>>75329750So what would your clever comeback be? Let's hear it.>>75330096African behavior
>>75328581>American Woman!>Put your Gunt on me-e-e>American Woman!>Has got Obesity!
>>75329668Holy Shit, that was a woman in that meme?!
>>75327259Banish yourself from this world.
>>75331311Look Mr. Frodo, It's an Elf-yphant!
>fallen to the skinny mind-wash
>>75333228Would on #1
Posting this again to give an update
>>75335341She admits to being 340 pounds.That means>he thinks she's 220 to 260 probably the lower end>is really 340>not happy at that weight and wants her to change probably well below 200There's almost a 200 pound difference between what she was and what he wanted. It's no surprise he treated her the way she did. Imagine meeting a girl and she's 200 pounds heavier than what you find acceptable.
>go to subreddit about a specific disease>most effective way to treat the disease is to lose weight>users there talk about the most effective treatment>shocked pikachu
What the fuck is wrong with men?
>>75332864>Why does she have a 5 o clock shadow? Are we looking at some sort of endocrine disorder due to obesity?It's called PCOS, and yes.
>>75335377
>>75333420Based and objectively true by all measures, but we're not allowed to say that sort of thing anywhere else.
>You aren’t ”a pre-cancer patient” if you are a heavy smoker with no cancerThe entire reason for anti smoking campaigns and why smoking is banned in buildings is because of the link between smoke and cancer. Heavy smokers are routinely told they need to quick due to health risks.
>>75328786The guy in the video could, he had ample time to punt her in the jaw and didn't take it.
>>75331914Which accounts for roughly 5%-10% of diabetes cases. Imagine what would happen to the price of insulin if 90% of those prescribed gave a shit about what they shoved into their fat faces.
>>75334013kek
>>75327259Please do the needful and rope yourself. This dude is at least trying better his life. Support him. Fucking nigger retard.
>>75335262Yeah, we know. Lipodema proportions are widely considered extremely attractive. All they have to do is just stay below like 26BMI. That's it. This is what they look like before they become inhuman ass monsters.
>>75329668fat people want attention so badly they'll out themselves as a national embarrassment for literally no reason
>>75328409
>>75333033i grew up as a fat boy, not crazy fat just weak and doughy. i always had delusions about my own strength since i played sports (baseball lel) and just assumed i was fat and strong. when i started lifting it made me realize that not only was i fat, i was also weak as shit. humbling.
>>75335432What happens to the environment if she dies out there and her corpse starts to rot? How damaged would the environment get?
>>75335438Doc wants her fucking dead. And she's happy with that.
>>75327254you were supposed to fill me with hate and motivation not make me like this fucker
>>75331251How I'd give to take off with their patrol car...or at least rip out the comms device
>>75336055
>>75335866I feel for him. He's an end-of-the-line addict that's finally ready to get off right before death. He needs someone to come help him, there's a reason most addicts need sponsors. Someone to trash all his junk food, be a physical representation of his conscious, motivated his progress, and help him work on turning from adduction to living his life. Poor bastard.
>>75335377Is that james earl jones?
>>75331838Man, society is so fucked up you cant even imagine. My sports megastore sells strip poles because it is apparently now a sport. I sent a screen cap to my friends and family calling the whorish behaviour out and the glorifying of whorish behaviour and they acted like i was the crazy one. Whats next? Dildos next to fish at the supermarket? I fucking hate this planet.
>>75336251>thinking organs just freely float around in your bodyanatomy should have a heavier focus in school, like forcing them to watch autopsy videos
>>75331101This guy also shit himself and shut his forum down for a day because someone came up with a thought experiment about an A.I God.
>>75336275You can't go to your friends and family, anon. Unless you're completely certain, they have been indoctrinated by constant bombardment of media and carefully crafted subversive tactics. Its too late for them, save yourself.However, I understand you, and you are right. Fuck this gay earth.
>>75336275You need new friends and to shame your family.>what if your wife/gf wanted to poke dance?>what if you caught your sister/mom pole dancing? >would you actually date a stripper or open pole dancer? If they say yes dobt sugar coat how disgusting it is to encourage prostitution of someone you care about. Selling your body for money is prostitution.
>>75336316>forcing them to watch autopsy videosFAT autopsy videos would be even better
>>75336329roko's basilisk is one of the stupidest "thought experiments" I've ever seen>WWWAAAAAAHHHHH i have to make sure ai takes over the world because maybe someday possibly thousands of years from now there's the chance an ai may possibly no guarantee decide to torture everyone retroactively fucking retarded
>>75336275Anon, they DO sell dildoes at the storeBy the tampons in Walgreens and Walmart.
>>75335341imagine dating a obese girl and locking her in a cage and only feeding her ~1,000cal a day until she's thin haha
LardassLardassLardass
>>75336389Cage bars have exactly the diameter of her skull, so when she gets thin enough she can escape.But at that point she won't want to
>>75336316>>75336363And showing visceral fat choking out the organs. The list of conditions you WILL have obese. The conditions that are super disgusting and super rare-unless youre fat. How developing babies are affected by maternal obesity.
>>75335341Did she airbrush her photo? I'd expect her tinhabe tiger stripes all over.
>>75336425>The list of conditions you WILL have obese.when I was a baby EMT cutting my teeth doing IFT work I was forced onto the bariatric unit because everyone with seniority refused to do it. eventually i would just start filling in patient histories before even getting to the hospital because they all have the exact same history and the exact same excuses. they all thought they were unique one-off cases, but i saw 6 of them a day every work day.
>>75336460Stretch marks happen when growth happens rapidly. It's why a lot of women have stretch marks on their breasts and hips from puberty, they suddenly grew a lot and didn't mousturize their skin, so their skin ripped. Pregnant women get belly stretch marks because their abdomen rapidly expanded and usually they aren't taking care of their skin. If this fatty somehow takes very good care of her skin AND gained all the weight very slowly, maybe she doesn't haven't any skin ripping. But maybe she just scars very well and it's low quality pictures.
>>75336515>Pregnant women get belly stretch marks becauseis it really just a matter of moisturizing? if I ever get a wife and get her pregnant I want to moisturize her tummy daily... imagine the belly rubs......
>>75335262ngl, also would
>>75335577hey doll always great to have ya back
>>75335577i missed you doll
>>75330533I was confused but then I remembered -Groupon
>>75331106>Stating that I'm over 35 bmi (which is true) is dehumanizing Then you are literally stigmatizing the thing you're mad about lmaoooo
>>75336543Look into the research. WOMEN say >nuh uh I totally did it every day and it still happened!>I know some women who said they did zero self care and THEEEEY didn't get any!But also we know that itching skin is a precursor to stretch marks, the skin is crying out for help as its stretched as far as it will go. Women hate accountability.
>>75333765Coach! Watch the racism!!
>>75336375Hello, I would like to tag along on one of these jogs plz
>>75335982Name?
>>75335866Hope he makes it but I won't hold my breath
>>75335438Most fatties eat for that heroin highYou have to eat more and more to get itA lot of people don't stop gaining weight unless something happens
>>75333228Rolling for 1, 2 or 4
>>75335341>>75335359At her size, losing weight is kinda pointless. The new "melted candle wrapped in somebody else's skin" look isn't gonna make her "bf" want to bonk her
>>75335377What really scares me, is that I'm not sure she completely made it up
>>75335392>meanwhile, face is the least disgusting things about her
>>75335798Saar
>>75331023>50I dont know how old is this whale but i think we are being way too generous here
>>75336272Yes
>>75336377I bought my prostate massager at target
>>75336375>Muh thyroid>Muh slow metabolism from aging>Muh slow metabolism from starvation mode>Muh slow metabolism from genetics>Muh TDEE of 800 calories I never see anyone explain why if their metabolism is so slow, they don't just eat less food. Like if my car improved it's fuel efficiency, and could go through the day without using as much gasoline, I would purchase less fuel from the gas station. So to it is with food. In fact in this economy and the cost of living crisis it makes perfect sense to starvation-mode your BMR down to 400 calories a day, you'd save a fuck load of money.
>>75329621I pray the dog feeds on her face. Preferably while she’s still alive.
>>75334937Kek
>>75331462I've been here too long.
>>75329668Do you ever look at the spelling and grammar in an article and wonder how the fuck in the world the author got a job as a writer/journalist? It happens to me a lot these days.
>>75335577Welcome back, doll. But what the fuck
>>75335577you got tripple dubs, glad to see you back
>>75337211accidental sage, it autofilled
>>75331462everyone knows the benny hill music, even if they don't know benny hill himself
>>75336149Oh God, Thatcher is back, gotta warn my Scottish homies.
>>75335643Insulin would have a mostly inelastic demand so the price would probably stay close to the same
>>75334863
>>75333033This was my post. Figured I'd tell another tale of the fat disciple, hopefully with less spelling mistakes.>be me in dorm hall with another kid who later would go on to drunk drive the wrong way on the interstate, kill a family, and get 20 years, but this isn't that story.>I ask "what are you looking at?" (He's looking out the window)>"Looks like [fat fuck] is walking to class>I assume he's going to the Garden of Eatin (the food court) based on his trajectory>I start also watching>He must pass through a crosswalk, sort of like how Moses had to part the sea >Crosswalk is on campus and cars will always yield for pedestrians>Goliath sees cars on each side of the two-lain road stop to let him cross>He makes it half way before somehow collapsing to the ground>Drunky and I chuckle>Goliath has not gotten up and has rolled on his back to perfectly block both cars on the two-lane road>He's on his back and rocking back and forth like a turtle on his shell>finally, much like a miracle, he somehow rolls on to his stomach>No one in the cars is helping him>Some bitches walk through the crosswalk and seem to offer him help>Saint Sirloin waves away their help and they finish crossing>a car beeps, sending me and drunky into a fit of laughter>Moses starts crawling toward the curb, finally completing the crossing and allowing the cars to pass through>After taking 30ish seconds to rest, he then pushes both hands on the curb to try and stand>first attempt fails>some other students have run over to offer assistance>fatty literally waves his hand gesturing for them to stay back>now that he's rested 2 minutes or so, he pushes his hands on the curb again, rises to his knees, and finally stands by pushing both hands on his knee>waddles on to campus like nothing happened>3 hours later I go to the dining hall for food and fatty is there with a stack of 6+ emptied platesI feel blessed to have seen both the fall, recovery, and destination location.
>>75335866>863lbs>USThe most unneeded clarification in history
>>75335866Fun fact: if you cut this guy into three, all three would still be morbidly obese
>>75335866Account already deleted.Pfft.
>>75330533Why does it feel so Australian
I'm reading some of these stories about Ozempic and you'll have someone who is 400 pounds and they will lose 20 pounds over three months. That's very slow. How are these people outeating ozempic.
>>75336875Self checkout?
>>75336224So much is fucked about this one.Absolute state of the home, the kids and the woman and what she's doing.
>>75329635Digits and booger is KILL!
>>75336584Funny, calisthenics is essentially what they're describing.
>>75328409That pole the real MVP
>>75334013>36 repostsDisgusting.
>>75336224That pickaninny seems far too old for a pacifier.
>>75328581
>>75328409Kek, the song on the TV is by The Algorithm:https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DMu15q5zav8
>>75338061And diaper, too.Kid looks about three years old at least.
>>75336224He came in ready to beat the tar out of her for disrupting his shows
>>75336584eating a large big mac combo meal 5x a week is also not natural, hit the gym lardass
>>75336584To be fair, I do sorely miss playing dodgeball. I wouldn't stop weightlifting but I'd be down to have a place where I could gather some friends and play it.
>>75337810That's a very sustainable amount of weightloss. One of my pet peeves is fatties talking as though they're going to start a basic diet and immediately lose 10kg in the first week.
>>75336272Luke, I am your fat her
>>75336638while I agree with your sentiment, using the notoriously retarded Google AI summary tidbits (and even highlighting them as an authority on some matter) could make you look retarded and wrong even if you were trying to claim that 2+2 is 4.
>>75339161I thought it would be a good way to show how mixed up it is, first line saying nuh uh it doesn't prevent jack shit and the rest saying oh uh yeah it can help a lot actually. Pretty much everything else agrees, muh genetics muh environmental muh unique circumstances, and many excuses why they just can't take care if their skin. Sometimes they're already pretty fat and just expect to get fatter and fall apart. Picrelis not normal. You can tell by her elbow fat she's already pretty fat, that's not edema. She's covered in scars because she's lazy.
>>75336584When I'm roooonning I just space out and play movies in my head, daydream, I listen to 2000s club music and run with energy like I'm tearing it up in peak club era to evacuate the dance floor. It's not boring or I wouldn't do it. I use my kids as weights to lift. A swole guy in my gym does crossfit because he finds regular lifting boring. Plenty of not boring ways to exercise
>>75336638Notice the explicitly highlighted phrases stating that moisturizing helps, but doesn't 100% prevent stretch marks meaning that it is still possible to develop them no matter what.
>>75336584I mean it's a valid point, exercise should be fun. but the solution is in his fucking face. literally anyone can go join a rec sports league or throw a ball around in a park. people are so glued to their devices that they forget what reality is like
>>75339797Sort of like how you can eat a diet with balanced macros and micros, stay hydrated, stay fit, and still have high blood pressure right? But if you're doing all that it's an extremely low chance you'll have high blood pressure.
Everywhere I go... there's FPH there.
>>75327254My wife got fat and somehow I successfully infected her mind with anti-fat propaganda and now she's lost a bunch of weight and talks shit about fat people and people who lose weight with ozempic. Dreams do come true, bros.
>>75335866At that heavy, why not just keep going? Maybe he could break a record, then he would be remembered. 800+ lbs and still somewhat functionally mobile?
>>75336515>they aren't taking care of their skinMy wife is 5 ft, when she was pregnant, she gained almost 70 lbs and looked like one of those weeble dolls. She has no stretch marks because she made sure to moisturize and take care of her skin all the time. After pregnancy she lost it all. Except in her boobs, they stayed bigger.
>>75336543moisturizing is treating the symptoms, the actual issue is a lack of sufficient collagen. The body synthesizes collagen using iron, vit C, and amino acids (can be from collagen or any protein) so a lack of any of those 3 can cause stretch marks.
Imagine having to walk on eggshells around these fatties.
>>75336638>>75339797>>75339913it's lack of collagen synthesis, moisturizing is not going to make up for nutrient deficiencies. >>75340178
>i was invading my boyfriend's privacy and found out his family doesn't like me>why are they such assholes when i haven't done anything?
>>75340318>Straight sized>They won't accept meThis fatty is trying to glom onto LGBTQ victim hood shit right here, but is too fat to fit through their rainbow doorway
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>>75340318What kind of vicious narcissist chooses to stay and demand to be picked? If I somehow found myself in a position where my GF lives her family dearly, and they absolutely hate me, I'm going to break up with her. We're clearly just not a good match and I can only see issues down the road. I'm not a good match for her.
>>75336149hardmode: do you censor these nips?
>>75339925Hippos don't deserve the comparison to hambeasts
>>75340562>What kind of vicious narcissist chooses to stay and demand to be picked?The kind that's so insecure about the relationship they have to routinely look through their bf's/gf's phone and read family group chats to know what the family says about them. If I found out my gf went through my phone to read all my texts I'd break up with her right there. That's fucking psycho behavior.
>>75327259Dude is doing the needful. SHow bobs
>>75328379Yank her tits and give her a nurple from hell. Don't grapple and if you do grapple with a fat, take out the fucking knees.
>>75328379>watch this video>main thing I get out of it is wanting to plap the fat girlwhy am I like this
>>75340631>picrelI have anxiety and ADHD too, both unmedicated, and neither of them is an excuse to be fat. Sure I binge and overeat when I'm anxious, but I found ways to control myself. Not having easy access to unhealthy food solved my binge eating. I only keep vegetables and ingredients at home, so if I binge I'll binge on cucumbers instead of chips. I don't have any food delivery app on my phone, and I can control my purchasing at the grocery store. Blaming those disorders for being fat is pure cope.
>>75329566Lmao it looks like french onion soup, they could be bullshitting for a post.
>>75331101Did he just say that his fat cells need willpower?
>>75339737She is pregnant you fucking retard.You can’t accurately assess female fat visually on pregnant women. They have to give birth for you to be able to eyeball if they’re a fat.
>>75328409Damn, I really thought that pole would fall down at some point
>>75336375An AI wouldn’t be petty enough to care and AI would probably punish browns.
>>75336555>>75336584>>75337181>>75337211hi anons!!
>FPH thread>makes fun of fatso>obesenigger lovers lose their shitThe condition is there, dude is fat, therefore he belongs to fph. There isn't a "GREASEBALL IN SPECIFIC LOCATION" condition written>>75327704>>75327935>>75328213>>75328775>>75335798>>75333076>>75333624>>75334905As far as I could tell the fatty could be going to the gym for 30 minutes followed by treating himself with a healthy banana/strawberry peanut butter milkshake and 10 "small" treats throughout the day. Bitch boys. I bet you are homosexuals aswell, do you need an participation award aswell for TRYING to be the faggiest of all?
>>75341066I don't understand the point here. People should be forced to be attracted to fat people?
I'm a fat piece of shit. No excuse, just was raised by negligent parents and carried those shitty eating habits into adulthood. Thanks for motivating me to take care of myself. I'm down 60 pounds so far and have another 110 to go.
>>75330978>>75331074>>75332841>>75328751Weight classes are real. Plus she's fighting dirty as hell.So she uses less energy and causes more problems for him. He can surely handle her and is able to "hold her" while she just needs to put her fat ass on him, all while she's stabbing him and scratching his face.If the guy was also able to stab her she'd step back quickly. If they were just grappling he'd be able to win, as we saw before it ends. He's more athletic but less aggressive and less willing to cause damange, he's clearly trying to escape.Once you're stabbed even with a fork and if they keep coming its a good time to gouge their eyes out, find a weapon and/or start throwing with the intent to seriously injure or kill. And this is why the "you never hit a woman" is bs. Anyone can hurt you to the point they could change your life and I'm not about to lose an eye to a fork stabwound just to be respectful.
>>75335982Those arms though. Blech
>>75329566>>75340917It is an extremely common Colombian afternoon thing. It's not like you're tying to drink the cheese. Just melt it and eat it. Not too different from having a grilled cheese sandwich with chocolate.Try it. Hot chocolate with two small pieced of mozarella. Trust me it's totally fine.https://foreignfork.com/colombian-hot-chocolate-with-cheese/
>>75336251Why do fats use words like "tummy"? It's so infantile.
>>75329653This was the effect of buzzfeed. The crazies pushing the boundaries more and more to the point that they wanted to normalize insane SHIT.I am so glad they consumed themselved and fucking crashed. Buzzfeed was a net negative in society.
>>75335577>doll postingSLLLLAYYYYYY QUEEEEN SHOW THESE FAT BITCHES WHAT'S WHATYou're doing gods work.
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>>75328391lmao fat cunt got put in her place
>>75341179I assume it's good because of the fat? still, just use milk like a normal person.
>>75331467the only time women lose weight is when they need to find a new man
>>75338660Then get some friends together and play it you beta cuck
>>75336543Anecdotal but I got no stretchmarks on my stomach after pregnancy. I also didn't gain a lot of extra fat. I would wager most women are using pregnancy as an excuse to gorge themselves which exacerbates the issue.
>>75337004In my experience, they pretend that they won't get enough nutrients from eating at a lower caloric intake. I usually press and ask them about their macros and what they're trying to eat nutrient-wise that's also so high in calorie. I've never gotten a comprehensive response.Nutrition =/= calories
>>75341179I'm scared. But thanks for the info, that's interesting.
>>75340998Bullshit. You can be a healthy weight and pregnant. There are physical markers that cue you to a woman's size. The fat fucking arms are a dead giveaway.
>>75340998Nuh uh. She's killing her baby.
>>75341066Hey Doll, I'm going to visit my family after losing 25lbs more than last time they saw me. I'm hopeful they'll treat me like a person this time because I BECAME a person, a lot of your posts from the depths of hell remind me that fat waddling blobs are not people.
>>75341962See also >>75336425
>>75341680Whaaaat she's just swollen from the edema and baby belly!
>>75341128Well done, keep going!
>>75329621NEWMAN
>>75342004While she is overweight, she isn't exactly obese. She probably was a slimmer woman who gained a normal amount of weight during pregnancy since well, you're eating for two.
>>75341346ty anon!>>75341988congrats on the weight loss anon!!! you should be very proud, i am proud of u! <3NEW THREAD>>75342581>>75342581>>75342581
>>75337470>I feel blessed to have seen both the fall, recovery, and destination location.As well as the aftermath of his arrival.
>>75337758I always play this webm when it is posted because even though it's disgusting, he does put on a good performance.
Just want to say I really fucking hate the fat people who post in /run/. Always posting about their injuries, ignoring the obvious fact that they're fat and shouldn't fucking run because of all the weight on their joints. Fat pieces of shit
