you know when you first started going to the gym and were a DYEL noob and saw those passive aggressive huge jacked guys that you thought were meatheads who rushed you to finish your sets? I have finally become him>dyel twink on cable machine>ask him how many sets he has left>he stutters for a bit then gives me sass>"hey lil bro, the gym is really crowded. Im gonna need you to tell me how many sets you got left or we might have issues">th-th-three>walk away 10 feet and watch him finish in 3 sets with 10 second rest between setsits simply a MOG or be MOGGED world. Also Public Service Announcement for DYEL twinks and natty cuckold twerps as we enter winter season: IF YOU CAN'T BENCH 225 FOR AT LEAST 10 REPS STAY AWAY FROM ALL MACHINES AND CABLES. THANK YOU.
>>75377551i didn't know Elon had titties like THAT
>>75377551an old fag did this to me onceI was setting up my music to start benchingbut couldnt get my bluetooth thingies to connect, he comes, asks me a question, interrupts when I was answering, didnt stop answering then he just stood there raising his eyebrows but I didnt get up and waited for him to leave, I wasnt able to connect my earphones
>>75377551I have a thing for over the hill holes who have lost much of everything and ooze desperation for a man's (me) touch and attention.As long as they are not obese or black.
>>75377566>I'm a boomer and, therefore, an assholeChecks out
I went to the gym to squat last week at the wrong time (6 PM) and it was very busy. All 6 squat racks were occupied. I did some other shit for 20 minutes but I was there to squat and did not want to get too fatigued. I eventually notice there is some dude just doing weird exercises in the squat rack, including squatting 95 lbs. When he finished a set I asked if he was done (he was taking a long rest in between sets for the amount of weight he was lifting) and I couldn't understand what he said. I just tapped my IEM so my music came back on and stood there and stared at him until he was done with another set. Not sure if he was actually finished but he let me use the rack after that. I would have been happy to work-in, but he had two girls with him who were curling the bar in-between his sets and he didn't seem very friendly.
No, I'm not a faggot so I simply ask to work in. If I pick up on their body language that they're intimidated or if they're just incredibly socially awkward I explicitly specify that they were there first and their rest times / setup etc. are on their terms.
>>75377551bayesianash
>>75377551This story is true except OP was dyel and he nearly came in his gym shorts at the thought of the chad that told him to hurry anally raping him
>>75377551>we might have issueswhat are you gonna do faggot? duct tape their butt cheeks so they can't shit?>>75377997>if they're just incredibly socially awkward I explicitly specify that they were there first and their rest times / setup etc. are on their terms.that's nice of you
>>75377551Im not ashamed to admit that I would do her
>>75377551Which app is this
>>75378446Grindr
>>75378452Thanks. I met a cute girl there once.
>>75378462Woman here. I also use that app to find a male mate.
>>75377551Clicked on tits. Didnt read your blog post. Im happy for you that happened. Or sorry. I dont know.
>>75377551tittays are 'shopped
I regularly do this to absolutely anyone, I'm not gonna just deviate from the program just because some Stacy is doing 20kg lat pulldowns.
>>75377551>head shaved on sides>tattoothis bitch is running a deficit on her personality
>>75377566Are you going to the club or going to the gym faggot. What the fuck does "setting up my music" mean. You are there to lift weights not the larp as a dj. You pick up a barbell and then put it back down again.
>>75379237nah, look up >>75378385
>>75377997based
>>75379724I literally said my bluetooth earbuds werent connecting
>>75379947Did you produce said music? If not, its not your music you know.
>>75379964https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9E4TXNN_KiA
Some fag roidtrannie tried to do this to me on an incline bench. Took my sweet ass time. He always wears a hat to the gym, saw him take it off and he's bald as shit lmao. Even being a 1/2/3/4 dyel will have trannies trying to mog you.
>>75379947Are you incapable of bench pressing unless you hear noise in your ears? Your not fighting demons, your just lifting weights zoomer. At least do that shit between your sets. I would be just as confused as that old dude if I see you fiddling with some shit instead of just lifting the weight.
>>75380203you don't understand dude, he wears earbuds to stop everyone in the gym from talking to himit just looks more intimidating you know, especially when you nod your head every once in a while to the beat
>>75377551You should have moved to a gym more fitting of your needs by the time you got big. Roidheads occupying commercial gyms and bullying newbies are like max level players camping the starter area in MMOs.
>>75380203>>75380213You autists are really fuming over some earbuds ahahahahaha
>6.2>perpetual resting bitch face>want to be nice and talk to people>put on a smile>half scared and run away when i try to approach them>other half square up and ready themself for a fightfeelsbadman
>>75377551
>>75380203I just like lifting with music brosince when is that bad my niggathere's literally speakers for you to listen to music
>>75380230We're mocking you for your inability to use technology properly. If you cannot get earbuds to sync and you are not geriatric, you are a failure.
>>75382541Why are you so mad?they were cheap chinese bluetooth earbuds that didnt connect because of interference, there was like a million devices and when I clicked it just didnt connect
>>75377551Not really, I used to think they were like that and that the advice they gave me was them subtly telling me I was incompetent.Seeing it from the other side now I realize that 99% of people are not as mean or judgmental as I once thought and that a lot of gymbros just want to help the scrawny guy they once were. I was blinded by my insecurity and low self esteem and projected my insane made up reality on them.Now excuse me as I go please myself with pictures of fictional little girls.
>>75380436Can relate, since I've moved from college I've had 4 different guys wanting to fight me and a bunch of women walking farther from when I accidentally lock eyes with them at night.
>>75377551Sounds like you just encountered a retard and handled it accordingly. I don't see why you think this is even controversial.
>go to gym>lift>nobody talks to me>lift some more>don't talk to anybody>finish lifting>go back homeFeels so good.
>>75382851based lifter lifting at the gym
>>75382851Can you expand on this? I don't understand
>>75377997it can't be emphasized how much of an advantage it is nowadays to be able to look people in the eye, speak clearly, smile, etc.just not being a mong who walks around with headphones on puts you above like 70% of the population
>>75382541Genuine spergout right here.
>>75382851Yeah this is how it should be. Sometimes people try to start conversations and unless they're gym related I ignore them. One dude approached me and asked me which side I was on in the Russia - Ukraine conflict and I said I had no idea what he was talking about. When he began to explain I cut him off and said my rest was up and had to start my set. He stood there waiting for me to finish my set and as soon as I put the dumbbells down he started talking again. When he was finished I just looked at him and said "huh?" which seemed to annoy him but he left me alone after that. Some people have no respect I tell you hwat.
>>75377551t. infertile heart attack magnet
>>75377551>walk away 10 feet and watch him finish in 3 sets with 10 second rest between setsWhy not just take turns on the machine?
>>75384020Kek, you encountered a turbo autist in the wild. Who the fuck starts a conversation with a total stranger by asking about Russia-Ukraine??
