/fit/ humour thread
>>75378914This isn't humor. This is tragedy.
>>75378948It's just nature.
>>75378914My hairline receded to an early widow's peak and my crowd was thinning. Finasteride and minoxidil fixed the thinning and stopped the recession. Balding is a choice in 2024.
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>>75378952Nature is the ultimate tragedy, that's why we fight it.
>>75378963I hate spicks so much you have no idea
>>75379028
Whats the gold standard for preventing hair loss?I see anons recommend Finasteride, Minoxidil, PRP, Microneedling etc - Is one better than the other, or is the kitchen sink approach and you throw everything at the problem
>>7537918110 sets of good genes xF
>>75379035At least he lifts
>>75379035good for this guy
>>75378953>Finasteride and minoxidilDo you need a doctors proscription to get this? If you are already bald is it too late to reverse the progress?
OP's 1RMs
>>75379399Minox is OTC, Fin is Rx.
>>75379399If you don't hop on it when you start see thinning, it's too late. Embrace the bald life and never look back
>>75379405Is one better than the other
>>75379454Fin is the nuclear option.
>>75379457So start with Minoxidil, ramp up to Fin if shit isn't working?
>>75379035is that hamza
>>75379394>stares at you for a minute>"I walk"
>>75379535Yeah
>>75378963Dumb staged shit
>>75379181Just get on fin or dut
>>75378963Somebody sound the lunk alarm for dropping weights.
>>75379035he's like an actual gainz goblin.
>>75378961
>>75379035>>75379846>Manlet>Looks like a Pajeet>Actual real life Gainz GoblinSo this is the guy /fit/ warned me about?How is it possible all you Big Guys are scared of this little Poo-Gainz-Goblin?Does he have magical powers?
>>75379394Most Based Grandma of all time.>Did you love watching Drive and Baby Driver?>This Summer... >The Sequel...>GRANNY DRIVER!Did a quick AI generated image.God, AI is such a good shitposting tool.
>>75379028what's your fucking problem
>>75380064baby driver was so fuckin gay.
>>75380106>baby driver was so fuckin gay.It was an okay movie.Put some respect on Edgar Wright's name!He made such classics as Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz!Also, I only mentionned it because it was the set up for my joke.Driver.Baby Driver.Granny Driver.Please stop autistically obsessing on such small details and have fun my guy.
>>75380271
>>75378961>I see you're studying for your prostate exam
>>75380271>I only mentionned it becauseAnd I only mentioned that it was a gay ass movie. The action was dumb as shit and the ending was corny as all fuck.
>>75380271i liked how the music was incorporated with the driving and the shootingand that kevin spacey, what a guy. he and his character do no wrong. i liked him in american beauty, mm, boobies
>>75380787>Don't be autistic plz>"No"Okay fair enough, this is /fit/ after all.You win, autist.>>75380825>And I only mentioned that it was a gay ass movie. The action was dumb as shit and the ending was corny as all fuck.And I agreed.I simply brought up the fact that some of Edgar Wright's movies are not only based but cult classics in the realm of 2000's era comedy.>>75380857>i liked how the music was incorporated with the driving and the shootingYep, that's the whole point, how it blends the music into the action and drama.
>>75379035I love the midgets in my gym. I respect the hell out of those guys.
>>75379399Not in my country. Fin is sold over the counter for about 4 euros for 30 5mg tablets. So that's 4 bucks for 120 days basically.
>>75378948
>>75379035Thinly veiled inspo thread?
>>75380985I remember an episode of COPS years ago with a small guy who tried resisting a cop or something. Then he went on to do handstands and flips.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9Co2iH44ug
>>75378953>FinasterideI looked into that but apparently is is a prescription only thing. WTF is their a prescription wall on something so harmless as topical balding cream. I hate this fucking planet so much!!
>>75381786Nukes ur ballz.
>>75381055brutal
>>75381806I read the topical version is safe to use daily.
>>75379773Kek
>>75378948I post norwoods not tragedies
>>75381109not anymore
>>75382168
>>75378957It's truth tho
>>75382244
>>75380271He also made Scott Pilgrim, a cuck movie about having to prove you're better than every single person your whore girlfriend has fucked before she'll let you touch her.
>>75379181Castrastion is the most effective. Finasteride works pretty well, too.
>>75380064>>75380271fuck off gay autistic faggot
>>75379773kek
>>75382030>I chimed in with a haven't you people ever heard of>Using finasteride
>>75382244He spotted the whole thing.
>>75382460The movie was literally about self respect and not doing shit you think others want you to do. The girl had nothing to do with the evil exes and was annoyed by him fighting with them.
>>75382199It's funny because his shoes aren't tied! xD
>>75382460>>75382520Imagine actually watching scott pilgrim at all. Both of you will never make it
>>75382244I know he's black, but GODDAMN that was cold!
>>75379035Kino
>>75382616Wigger behavior
>>75382505>No, it's much better to face these kinds of things>With a sense of cope and minoxidilty
>>75379773FUCK I FORGOT ABOUT THISLMAOOOO
>>75381055He looks better bald
>>75383503>Why don't you ever talk shit about your exDo people really go out of their way to shittalk other people behind their back. I never understood this, there's no point harbouring such hatred for no reason
>>75379035:D
>>75381055mirin he looks like a vampire
>>75381055how did he grow his hair so much so quickly?
>>75382199Spiderman, you're blowing your cover.
>>75379773>Their both names are JenkinsFirst time noticed.
>>75379035>"wow this guy's face, he looks like a goblin">cut to he's an actual goblinwew, also why wasn't he on the vegeta side?
>>75379535Too tall, ears too small
>>75381055tbf that's a shitty filter, not an accurate representation of what his head would look like completely bald/shavedbut ofc hair is always better
>>75378953>just destroy your dick bro
>>75384243I'm sorry to hear you have shit genetics, bro l.
>>75381806>drug that prevents testosterone from turning into dht nukes your ballsHow retarded are you?
>>75383578it's classic normgroid behaviourassimilate or be ostracised
>>75384322>>75383578>Do people really go out of their way to shittalk other people behind their back. I never understood this, there's no point harbouring such hatred for no reasonTo understand phenomena like these you would have to be deep in Psychology of the Sexes and Evolutionary Psycholgy, both relating to the psychological differences between men and women :- First is the inherent Victimhood mentality, women are always the victims of everything no matter what. Even when they are the aggressor, they are usually not held accountable until they actually face a non-female judge in court.So women talk shit about their exes for the simple reason that they see themselves as perfect and undeserving of criticism.- Second would be the Concept of Male VS Female Violence. We men express violence physically. If you and me have a problem, we solve it through physical confrontation. Confrontation doesn't always lead to violence, sometimes it's simple posturing until one of the two cracks / submits.Women don't work like that.Physical Violence is off limits for females. For multiple reasons, but the main one that needs to be mentionned is the fact that men will solve their issues through a fight, and tehn become bros again.Women can't do that. Physical violence means the end of a friendship for them.So women express violence through Social, Psychological and Reputational means.- Direct Verbal Abuse : When they bring up bad shit you did in the past for example- Social : Exclusion from the group. You're not "cool", you can't hang out with the group.- Psychological : Stalking, manipulation, turning people against you.- Reputational : Reputation destruction, gossip, false accusations of abuse / rape / etc...So now you know.When you see a woman talking shit about their exes, it's both a way to vent their frustrations and also a way to cause him harm.They want revenge basically.Attack him using words.Manipulation.Deception.They hope other people reject him.
>>75378953>tfw no 18 gf
>>75384357men backtalk too you know... that singlehandedly destroys whatever the fuck you wrote here,
>>75384362>tfw no 18 gfI only got two right this moment, and soon will have three GFs. I only managed to have a rotation of 3 different women once before.How many do you have my guy?16? 17? You want an 18th GF? What a saucy slut you are!
>>75384357Men do the exact same shit, about their exes as well as about other people just for the sake of it.
>>75380080For a second I forgot about the backstory and all I saw was a short man getting completely emasculated by someone stronger and better than him.
>>75384367>men backtalk too you know... that singlehandedly destroys whatever the fuck you wrote here,No, you don't understand how this works.Men used to not use these "feminine" methods before, but with the advent of internet anonimity, it has facilitated the possibility of attacking people while at the same time remaining anonymous yourself.Look at your fucking name lad.It says "Anonymous" and me too.You can talk all the shit you want here.However outside? Well, people are more careful let's say.Before the internet, this shit also existed, but was limited by what type of media existed and the access people had.Like when printing was invented, all of a sudden you could write a book talking shit about someone and then have it printed and distributed.What you don't seem to understand is CONSEQUENCES.When men talk shit, like actually full on verbal disrespect, something's got to give.We need to fight this out right here right now, type shit.Women don't face those same consequences.You can't hit a woman without rusking a huge prison sentence, correct?That's the reality on the ground.Women talk shit because they can't get hit."Talk shit get hit" doesn't really work on women, at least not if you live in the West / Develloped nation.You know I'm right.This absence of Finding Outs to the female Fuck Arounds is the key.Men get hit if they talk shit.Women don't.That's what you don't recognize is the key to the answer you're looking for.I'm trying to be informative and the least pissy/arrogant.Please excuse any and all misteps, I'm simply explaining what I've learned over the years.I want to make explaining complex shit my job, so this is fun and also training for me.Any further questions or criticism is welcome.
>>75384392See >>75384405>Men do the exact same shitMaybe yes sometimes, but at least not for the same reasons.Men talk shit if they have a legitimate things to say.>"my ex was crazy! she slashed my tires"Women talk shit because talking about their emotions is they process emotions.Another Psychology of the Sexes Gem : Women need to exteriorise their emotions while men need to interiorise and self-reflect on their emotions.Think about that throughly for a day or two, you'll see.Even better, read a Psychology of the sexes book.Also do y'all want sources?Psychology of the Sexes?Evolutionary Psychology?One of the pioneers is Dr David Buss.His research and creation of the field is what allows us to know things for sure.There's thousands of relevant psychology studies showing the psychological differences betweeen men and women.We're talking about the cutting edge of Psychology here.
>>75382030Kek
>>75384405dude i still dont understand you. Have you never been with like a group of dudes you know from work/school out in lets say a cafetaria area and they are just lowkey smack talking one of your colleagues/students.>Please excuse any and all misteps, I'm simply explaining what I've learned over the years.I want to make explaining complex shit my job, so this is fun and also training for me.Any further questions or criticism is welcome.based, i respect it
>>75382199I never seen this one but sometimes I miss being at a public gym because of goofy people like this
>>75382250kek
>>75381055no youre just ugly
>>75384584The dynamics between men and women is complex.We're 50% the same and 50% different.Expression of Violence is one of the many differences.Here, instead of writing too much text, let me show you by instead providing links, so you have references and cross-references.You could also ask very specific questions to AI chatbots like Chat GPT 4 and 4o, but you have to already know all the right keywords for it work properly.>The “Sword of a Woman:” Gossip and Female Aggressionhttps://www.researchgate.net/publication/261717282_The_Sword_of_a_Woman_Gossip_and_Female_Aggression>Aggression in Women: Behavior, Brain and Hormoneshttps://www.frontiersin.org/journals/behavioral-neuroscience/articles/10.3389/fnbeh.2018.00081/full Short videos of Dr Jordan Peterson : >Anti-Social Behaviour in Men & Women - Jordan Peterson | Intelligence Squaredhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fx4DJ21B-3M>Jordan Peterson on Female Bullying: Unmasking Reputation Destruction and Gossip.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3_TZfiTK00Jordan Peterson specializes in Psychology and knows a lot about Psychology of the Sexes.There are longer format videos, but these above short ones are a good starting off point from where to do more research if you're interested.I do know a lot.I've spent the last 15 years or so (I'm 31) just purely informing myself, self-improving my intelligence + knowledge + wisdom, min-max my understanding of women / Male-Female heterosexual dynamics and so on.The other week I literally spent 2 hours reading up on a single Neurology study about the Female brains' Inter-hemispheric communication VS Male brains' Intra-hemispheric communication.What I just said might just sound like a word salad because you would need a Doctorate in Brain sciences to understand what the fuck I just said.That's how deep I roll.My main phobia is encountering a problem or concept I don't understand.Not knowing is normal, but not understanding is like a phobia to me.
>>75381004It’s 70 euro for 30 1 mg here.The 5 mg are almost free but you can only get those for the prostate
>>75379035Funniest part is him using a flask as a water bottle
>>75382244does the video cut off before he manages to lift it?seems like he almost had it
What a shit thread.Fuck you OP.
>>75384417Evolutionary science is bullshit though
>>75380064actually I believe the only good use for AI is shitposting. But it will never stay there
>>75385423Yeah but that’s just because you’re a cringey communist retard afraid of your own shadow
>>75384404what's the back story?
>>75379035I have actual respect for this man. Inspirational smile and attitude.>t.185cm short
>>75382168Do jeets really think this works like this
>>75382192Badass, wouldn't fuck with
>>75385436There is a reference here I'm not getting. As long as you have fun. Try taking that dildo outta your ass sometimes btw.
>>75385419>Evolutionary science is bullshit thoughLMAO retard.I was not talking about "Evolution".I'm talking about Evolutionary Psychology.You don't even know whatthose words mean it seems so you should probably shut the fuck up, or, if that's not what you want to do, go read a book, or two, or twelve.Maybe you'll learn something.Also, religion and science are usually not in contradiction with each other, unless you're a brainless idiot who takes every single of scripture literally and doesn't understand that you need to interpret the words written in your Holy text, so it actually serves as a positive force in your life, instead of a restrictive "No fun Allowed" type of thing.Just so you know : Evolutionary Psychology is simply the study of Men VS Women find attractive.Men can reproduce with 100 women in like 2 months if he wants to.Women can't do that, they need a partner that will stay, take care and provide for while she is immobile (pregnant), and stay to help look after the kids.That's men tend to want to spread their seed more (Polygamy) while women seek a more stable partner, that brings her security and ressources (Hypergamy + Monogamy).The entire topic of Hypergamy is born from the research of Dr David Buss, that led to the creation of the Evolutionary Psychology field.The basics :https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evolutionary_psychology
>>75385423>actually I believe the only good use for AI is shitposting. But it will never stay thereTruer words have never been spoken, brother.
>>75381055ropefuel
>>75382199Now every nigga think they spiderman
>people still not believing in evolutionI am not sure why this is. It's pretty obvious the form of creatures are malleable. We've been creating, crossbreeding, mutating, and shit for thousands of years. It pretty handily proves that the correct environment and reproductive requirements will make a new thing.
>>75382168What did he get her?
>>75387691Iphone for she
>>75382192
>>75383578Based retard
>>75378961Oh, daddy drank>hey son, I bout you a puppy, but I ate him on the way home!>stop crying, im just joking! I would never buy YOU a puppy
>>75382530Imagine being so insecure that you seethe this hard over a movie you're too afraid to watch
