Can I lose 44kg by Easter bros
>>75382284Catholic Easter or Orthodox Easter?
>>75382289upvoted!
>>75382289Cath
>>75382291not helpful>>75382424in that case no, sorry
>>75382284Deathcut and you could probably do it by the beginning of Spring
>>75382284no because you're not going to try.Otherwise you'd be working toward right now instead of asking stupid questions as an excuse not to
>>75382284Yes. Do five day fasts.Eat on Friday and Saturday. Do not eat the rest of the week. At the end of the day on Friday, eat again and also on Saturday... and continue the cycle.You can unironically do it. But, in order to make it in time, you CANNOT cheat, ever. Also, you need to walk two to three miles every day, except on Sunday. Again, you cannot abandon this.Do both of these things, and you will make it in time.Lastly, your refeed on Friday and Saturday cannot be a ginormous pile of calories. Keep it to a NORMAL TDEE amount for each day, or you're fucked.Also, no alcohol during this time.
>>75382998I also forgot to say, to make it easier on you, you should drink at least 16 oz of snake juice each day. Not all at once. An 8 oz glass in the morning, and one in the evening.Do not add artificial sweeteners. This is also why you shouldn't drink sport drinks for your electrolytes, even if they're sugar free. Yes, it tastes awful, but it's good for you and will make fasting easier.
>>75383112Disregard the keto sticks (lmaowut) and other stuff. Just use the recipe for the snake juice.
Remove your legs
>>75382284become a 17 year old girl and develop anorexia
>>75382639I’m already working towards it dumbassI’m never sitting down and constantly shitPosting on the tread mill
>>75382284>Can I lose 44kg by Easter brosu can lose all of your weight if u kys realise that u fucked up and try to rejoin humanity, slowly
>>75383890Stfu commie
