>ruins your life
>>75383535If I ever get these what's the best at home method of dealing with them, cus I hate doctors
>>75383535>[diagnoses you with ice like school nurse nibba]
>>75383537massage the root for a few minutes every day
Gog (>>75383535) and Magog (>>75383547)
>MOM. ONG MOM HE POSTED IT AGAIN, no MUM ITS EVEN FUNNIER THIS TIME I SWRWRMOM COME LOOK. COME LOOK AT RHE FUNNY POSTHEY MOM
>>75383535Bump. My ass is killing me
>>75383537Just cut em off
>>75383902you sound a little...butthurt
>>75383535I think I had these or a close call a few years ago? Basically my shit was so large and solid that it refused to go back in once I realized pushing harder was futile. With all my strength I tried again and after 30 minutes of toil it ripped through my arse. As soon as the thickest part passed I felt something “pop” and blood came out too. For the weeks after I couldn’t sit or lie down in certain positions. I’m all good now but certainly don’t wish it on anyone.
>>75384787MOM I REPLIES TELLING HIM HES. UTTHUET, it’s so FUNNY MOM LOOKMOM HE DOESNT KNOW IM OP BECAUSE IM LARPING AD ANOTHER ANONMOM LOOK ITS PEAK HUMOR GET ITMOMMM