Clean it up, bitch.
As a non gum-goer who is considering a membership what are the absolute worst things I can do at the gym to piss people off?
Imagine breaking a sweat over wiping down a bench. If you're scurrying around cleaning up after people like some unpaid janitor, you're basically the gym’s pet. Real lifters leave their mark it's called 'earning your mother fucking space.' If you're that desperate to play cleanup crew, maybe start bringing a mop, too. >b-but muh fellow human beans im le DECENT PERSONSure, if that means cuck with a janitorial complex.
>>75386447*gymFuck
>>75386447I play a little 'game' with this scrawny guy at the gym. I memorized his combo lock code, so when he’s in the shower, I swipe his clothes and stash them in my trunk. The fun part is watching him walk out in just a towel, especially when he’s late for work. He knows it’s me laughing in the lobby, but he hasn’t said a word. Guess he can’t handle losing.
>>75386438My rebuttal is simple. Webm related
Any time I get irritated by posts like this I remember you're all third worlders and I'll never have to interact with your savage selves.
>>75386477>massively arching your back and straining to lift the same weight the guy next to you is casually lifting with proper form>odds are good this is a drop week for him and nowhere near his 1 rep maxI hate women so fucking much.
reminder that OP is also the >ruins your life poster
>>75386438It's more of an indication to me that the people at my gym aren't mfers. If no one is wiping shit, that place probably stinks of body odor and aids
>>75386518cope. your drop week should be at least 2 pl8. just accept that humiliation.
>>75386477I'm actually curious what the comments on this retarded video are but I dont have insta or tiktok or whatever the fuck this is
>>75386518you forgot>wrist wraps to bench LMAO1PLAET!!!!11!!1
>>75386477I hope she caught shit for this.Crab mentality.
>>75386518>he benches with a flat backLol>lift the same weight the guy next to herLol harder>odds are good this is a drop week for himROFL
>>75386438>Humiliation RitualYou idiot
>>75386498>d-do i f-f-fit in yet g-guysOh, looks like someone’s trying to pretend they’re living in the first world just because they’ve got internet access. Keep that little fantasy going if it helps you cope. Meanwhile, I’ll keep enjoying my “savage” games. nobody asked you to join in. Go on and sip that imported tap water; it’s probably the closest you’ll get to anything wild.
>>75386477pantyboy got mogged lol
>>75386529Bunch of salty incel DYELs seething at a chick poking fun at some random guy because they all empathize as the DYEL and it reminds them of all the times women bullied them in school
>>75386537>Go on and sip that imported tap water; it’s probably the closest you’ll get to anything wild.I have no idea what that means but I'm guessing its some third worlder thing.
>>75386438You do wipe off the sweat from your home gym equipment, right?You wouldn't be as gross as to have a whole room in your house reek of sweat right?
>>75386477Dude is calm as fuck doing multiple reps at a constant speed. Chick looks like she's doing a 2rm and hitting some kinda spinebender pose
>>75386570Ah, classic. Trying to sound 'above it all' while stumbling over basic English? Nice try, Raj, but the real 1st worlders don't have to scream it from the rooftops. Enjoy your keyboard crusade while the rest of us actually live it up. Reply if you are angry and brown.
>>75386622>two retards accusing each other of being in another country
>>75386603>calm as fuck >vein literally popping out of his neck
>>75386639people who arent fat as fuck have veins, tubby
>>75386447waffle stompiykyk
I clean the equipment before i use it. I dont want none of your fucking monkey pox.
>>75386645They arent popping out of your neck at relaxation retard LOL cope harder
>>75386755>relaxation>set of bench pressdyel spotted. lift before posting
>>75386757Thats the point retard. Hes literally straining to bench like 95lbs LMAO really owned yourself there, tardo
>>75386763>there is literally nothing between relaxation and max effortthink you're projecting with all the 'retard' comments. you had trouble in school growing up, didn't you? or are you just so obese that you think any visible vein means straining? get smarter and/or lose weight before posting again, thank you
Might as well be a Janny, you clean up for free.
>>75386784You literally said he was "calm as fuck" you absolute retard
>>75387196LMAO that wasn't me you fucking idiot. gg you lost
Wait people other than boomers wipe stuff down? I have never once wiped something down in 10 years of going to the gym. I do not sweat so there is no point.
>>75387202So you just randomly jumped into a conversation defending a guy's point and didnt even know what he was saying? Hahaha what a retard. Gg indeed, incel
>>75387213gym newbies do sometimes where i go. otherwise it's just the betas looking to serve they get off on it
>>75387214i mog u, nerd
>>75387213What if it's all sweaty from the previous guy?
>>75386627>Reply if you are angry and brown.*replies immediately*That'll do pig.
>>75387214Lol I'm>>75386603And you're fucking retarded bro, that's not a fucking vein, it's a fucking muscle, it shows really fucking easy just by protude your lower jaw so any bracing makes it pop... unless you're fat
>>75386438i love cleeeeaaaaning
>>75386447drinking water between sets
>>75386447>what are the absolute worst things I can do at the gym to piss people off?Pic related.
>>75386477I would go up and grab her by the pussy, look at that pose shes asking for it
>>75386477Dumb whores not even lifting properly mfw.
>>75386477
>>75387443>his anatomy google image is an indianHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA too fucking good. Get the fuck off my board you disguting shitskin. Thats also literally right where the carotid artery is dumb fuck
Sometimes ill pull my sweaty sack out from the leg of my shorts and leave a mushroom print on the bench and then leave
>>75386438
>>75387842A real mark of dominance that separates the real ones from the overly sanitized crew. And let’s be honest they’re probably double-vaxxed and wiping the bench down right after. Keep setting the standard brother.
>>75387737Jesus Christ how embarrasing, got blown the fuck out so hard you have to latch on to the closest meme you can to salvage your shitty internet ego. Even if I was a Pajeet, that means you're getting told off on jow muscles work by a sub 80 IQ indian, ouch. How many carotid arteries are in this pic btw? Obviously it's veins and arteries that pop out when you flex your neck and not muscles and tendons, fucling retard. Do your dignity a favor and stop responding
>>75388228>wall of text because he got called brownLol yeah sure man, youre totally not brown LMAOI guess these are "tendons and muscles" on this guys neck too, huh? Dumbass shitskin
>>75386438it's called being civilized. you wouldn't get it>>75385355these children are not overweight you retard>>75387782You are skinny fat
>>75387655Imagine if she fell ass-first on your face and her buttcheeks' sweat got propelled right into your nostrils haha
