>>75413927
i saw some dude jacking off and taking pictures of his cock(it was me in my home gym nigger)

>>75413927
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU KEEP YOURSELF FROM GOING ALL IN FOR THE SNIFF

>>75413927
Imagine going to the gym with a pair of bulge enhancing tights with a big outline of a cock and balls drawn onto the fabric of crotch area.

I'm sure this must be from a porn video.

I give it 3 years before something similar becomes mainstream.

>>75413927
i had to make sure twice she is really wearing pants.

women want to be whores but dont want to be whores and its mens fault.

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A hoe put her leg up against the wall right as I walked past. Yes she was flexible but it was well known she's was a massive sloot so I just ignored her.
So stupid they bang random guys out from night clubs and then when they get to 27-28 they're all salty they're ignored.

Pic of position not actual person.

>>75414009
>>75414001
imagine nestling your face in there, inhaling all her brap

>>75414037
I imagine killing you with my bare hands

>>75414048
baffling response. Don't you want to smell her ass?

>>75414049
You post this in every single thread. Every single one.

>>75414056
I'm severely mentally ill

>>75413927
Ladies doing cable glute shit right next to me, movements that would get you arrested for public indecency on a sidewalk.

Not complaining but it's out there.

>>75413927
brrrroorororororor

>>75413927
looks like mr. owl. i'd ask her if she wants to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of my tootsie pop, if you catch my drift.

>>75413927
How is picking up a weight ridiculous? Sounds like you just wanted to post a picture of a girl's thinly veiled butthole.

>>75414065
Work on yourself. Be less retarded

>>75414415
if I just had one experience where I got to nestle my face between the cheeks of someone like in OP's pic and inhale her ass stench, I might be cured because I'd experience how horrifying the smell would be in real life, but alas, I'm /pol/ tier ugly, so there's not much chance

>>75414393
I think she going to the gym with a thinly veiled butthole is the ridiculous part, Anon.

>>75414001
If I was single I'd do it out of spite. I'm not kidding.

>>75414497
if it's thinly veiled there's a bigger chance you can smell it

>>75414511
Call me a fag but I'm honestly repulsed by the idea of smelling an unknown slut's butthole that more likely than not still has the stench of cum from last night's Tyrone.

>>75414519
>thinks about black men's cum
>"Call me a fag"
I don't think I need to, it's fairly obvious. Also
>not wanting to smell delectable feembrap
FAG

>>75414511
Why are you faggots so obsessed with assholes?

Was working out at my small village gym all by myself and a family showed up, mother, dad and 16 or so year old daughter. 5'7'', blonde, slim, gorgeous smile. Daughter eyefucks me throughout my routine, posing, goofing with her parents between sets trying to get my attention. As I'm done and saying bye to the to mother standing by the exit she says "wait, look at this", touches me by my arms and turns me around. The daughter proceeds to do the handstand, her dad has to hold one leg and then she does the split, right infront of me, pussy and ass clearly outlined because yoga pants as the dad gives me that tired imagine having a daughter look. The mother standing next to me however had an expecting look on her. I mutter out "flexible", my gaze moving between the mothers eyes and the daughters crotch. "Young. Flexible and very young. To be young" I smile at the mom "you guys have a good workout" and turned around before the girl was back on her feet, not looking back. I'm 41 fucking years old btw.

>>75414527
If you'd ever been face-first between the ass cheeks of a heavenly blessed beauty with a pristine, hairless pink asshole, you'd know

>>75414525
Ok degenerate. Check for STDs (unless you're an incel that only dreams of being a degenerate)

>>75414531
Damn, please say which country this is so I can avoid it

>>75414527

>not knowing that lady buttholes are cleaner and more inviting than man buttholes

Ngmi

>>75414381
That low-key implies you want her to rim you till you shit in her mouth

>>75414497
>doing

>>75414560
female ass farts

>>75413927
one time this fit chick was wearing a sports bra (not a top) with jacket on top. like she wanted to slut out but didn't want to go all the way.

some other time some girl was visibly going commando. like I could see how vulva lips from underneath the leggings cos the fabric was so stretched thin.

but best has to be this fit chick doing stretches, every single leg stretch including splits, frog pose etc etc butt out towards me as I did cardio on gym bike. I stayed for some extra minutes then, holyyy.

>>75414029
based women ignorer

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>>75414531
Classic red market bait, good for you for saving yourself out of a nasty situation.

>>75413927

Some girl came in wearing a mini skirt. Not sure if she has shorts under since I couldn’t see any but I figured she was doing onlyfans content or something. I live in Miami so it’s just a bunch of ridiculously hot Latinas with huge asses in transparent leggings

>>75414793
this is why i jerk off twice a day so i can be immune to whores like this.

>>75414037
Mmmm

>>75414875

>Classic red market bait

Laughed IRL

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>>75414001
Imagine?

>>75413994
t. apartment gym security guard

>>75413927
so much pussy meat, you can just grab it. haha fuck yeah

>>75414977
in those 4 sniffs he's experienced more feembrap than I ever will, sadly.

>>75414977
lol. guarding that pussy...

>>75414001
i use my dick pump before lifting to do this. my flaccid ends up like 4.5” and it’s extremely noticeable. women stare all the time. it makes me feel like a chad

>>75413927
>look at picture
>close thread

>>75413994
because not everyone is a weido fetishist like you you faggot how hard is it to be normal

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>because not everyone is a weido fetishist like you you faggot how hard is it to be normal

>>75414601
stop projecting your sick fantasies on me

>>75415118
ignore him, only faggots wouldn't plunge head-first into that thing

myself, i broke the sandbag chain, then run from the gym because i thought they want me to pay the fee,(kek) ,but turns out everythings was fine. they said it was cool and i dont have to worry about it.

>>75413927
Decline nut thrusts while pressing barbells between each rep

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>>75413927
I always though those arcs on the bum were a bit silly

>>75415199
imagine her brapping straight into your face like that and your mouth is open and her fart fills up your entire mouth and goes up your nostrils and you inhale it down into your lungs

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>>75414893
I just embrace them at this point and use them as motivation boost to lift harder. Channeling that inner rape ape into something else.

>>75415199
imagine if she farted and it was hot but then you saw poop on your nose like what the hekc xD

>>75415589
imagine the fucking smell in that scenario????

>>75415129
ngl, scratched my balls after a hot day at it smelled the same

>>75415677
my sweaty balls smell amazing, I can imagine a hot girl's asshole smells just as good

>>75414531
This was painful to read because i'd have no idea how to act in this situation in your place

>>75414448
Rub your finger in your ass. Smell it.
That's how it smells. If you're clean, it has a distinct clean butt smell. If you're dirty and sweaty, it smells like sweaty ass. If you sharted yourself it smells like shit.
There's nothing different about the way girl ass smells, ofc the smell of vagina will be intermixed in there but it just smells like ass.

Now you know and can move on from this retardation.

>>75415928
A girl's clean asshole smells amazing. Same for vagina. Both smell different, both are amazing. And neither hole talks either, which is mind-blowing on its own.
>inb4 queefs & farts

>>75413927
I know this is just a thinly veiled brap thread but I'll post a real answer. This happened a few years ago at my gym.

>Be me working out
>finish a set and do my usual 1000 yard stare scan of the gym floor between sets
>suddenly notice about the half the people in the gym are dead still and staring in the same direction
>look where they're all looking
>see two of the big jacked front desk guys talking to a middle aged also fairly buff black guy
>obviously some kind of confrontation is happening
>take off my headphones and the black dude is full on yelling at both the front desk guys about something
>One of the front desk guys tries to grab the black guy's arm, I guess to escort him out
>black dude instantly squares up and is like 'OH YOU PICKED THE RIGHT ONE TODAY. YOU JUST A LITTLE BOY TO ME, I'LL FUCK UP YOUR WHOLE WORLD UP."
>both front desk guys now square up too and converge on him.
>The black guy takes a swing and now all three of them are full on fist fighting right there in the gym
>One of the employees manages to tackle him and get some good hits in.
>the two front desk guys both grab the black dude and drag him to the back emergency exit, kick it open, and literally toss the guy out of the gym
>both walk back to the front of the gym.
>asked a couple dudes next to me if they knew wtf that was about
>They said apparently he'd been harassing some people who were using equipment he wanted or something
>never seen that dude in the gym after that.

>>75415687
Yeah, fresh sweat doesn't smell that bad if you're healthy and fit.
I love a sweaty woman, no perfume

>>75414002
Dude, the other day i saw a 13 yo wearing gym clothes on the street that was literal underwear, the kid was almost literally naked on the streets. The other night you guys were joking about gen Z looking like single moms and npcs for wearing the same clothes and shapewear, but the next generation is going to be far more autistic and slutty. Hell is real and we are in it. I wish there was male only gyms, every time some fucking whore flexes her shapeweared butthole at looks to check if i looking im her i get so fucking mad its not even real.

>>75416523
have sex, incel

>>75415745
>no idea how to act in this situation in your place
"Yeah my wife can do that too, she used to be a gymnast in high school"
This gets you out of multiple layers of trouble.

>>75416523
>I wish there was male only gyms
That's called the freeweights room. Until a couple years ago I never saw a woman enter.

>>75416071
>no brap
sad

>>75414531
Get a wife and kids dude.

>>75413994
Easy, im white

>>75414531
I can almost feel the pain of the dad. This is sad.

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>guy walks infront of sled and pops on his phone
>I want the sled, but I guess I'll wait for it
>he starts rubbing his ass on one of the posts
>it become apparent he needs to scratch his ass crack but refuses to go to the washroom

There isn't an interesting ending, I just found another exercise to do and continued with my post workout wipedown. Pic related. People are disgusting.

>>75413927
Lift for women

>>75415118
kek browncel fetishist is triggered

>>75413955
I kneel

>>75413927
Ha ha. Imagine loading her up the night before with a huge meal then the next day you get her to squat heavy and then get her to take a huge shit at your place. Wouldn't that be so gross? ha ha

>>75414531
> he missed such an obvious fucking hint
Sad.

>>75416769
>People are disgusting.
See them as animals that can talk. It perfectly explains "people's" filth & behavior.

>>75417374
>See them as animals that can talk
that's literally what we are

>>75417387
Phylosophy, religion and wisdom all claim we can ascend beyond our animal selves and live in harmony with, but still in control of, our animal instincts.
Maybe when humanity understands and applies that we will actually do something meaningful such as finding a solution to the ever increasing entropy of the universe problem.

>>75414029
Are you gay?

>>75416523
>i saw a 13 yo wearing gym clothes on the street that was literal underwear, the kid was almost literally naked on the streets
proof? I don't believe you hahaha

>>75413927
That except she was hotter and was wearing white yoga pants that was see through when she bent over. I saw everything

>>75417398
>the ever increasing entropy of the universe problem
for whom or what is this a problem?

>>75417412
For not wanting diseased whores?

>>75415199
They are to reduce wind resistance.

>>75416673
Why? He raised her to be that way

>>75417422
The whole existence is going to end unless someone/something in a far future figures out how to stop the end of everything that is, was, and will be.

Indeed not a problem for us glorified monkeys. Beings who eventually ascend past this stage might care though.

>>75416769
>go piss
>other guy in there
>pissing with his gloves on
>I think if I wasn't there he wouldn't have washed his hands
I avoid him hardcore

>>75417624
>The whole existence is going to end
the existence of what?

>>75417655
Based retard monkey, I admire you.

>>75417679
how can existence end?

>>75413927
>i'm doing this for myself
>stop sexualizing me
rape

>>75413927
Imagine swiping a credit card between those cheeks

>>75417642
>>pissing with his gloves on

His dick was that heavy?

>>75413955
You let your bull use homegym?

>>75417328
He didn't miss the hint at all, he just didn't want any part of it

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>>75418202
he was listening to this
https://youtu.be/PqCt54Wx2e0?si=IDzIzCaDJVqjJSAI

>>75414531
Fertility cult. They thought you had good genes and wanted to breed you

>>75414029
>Pic of position not actual person.
Did that really need to be clarified?

>>75417374
> people are lesser animals that happen to be able to talk
THIS
We might be called "wise man" but only because a minority of us are actually wise

>>75413927
Crazy. Literally knows what she is doing. I get the short shorts and everything. I don't know man being a chick or having a daughter and dressing like this is wild.

Are all women or the majority attention whores?

>>75414029
What else were you supposed to do lol

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>>75416523
>OH NO WOMEN ARE DRESSING SLUTY I CANT LOOK I AM GOING TO COOOM-AACCKKK
Sad. Just find the right one. Obviously, the parents are failing that girl and it's on them. Literal has no effect on you if you don't let it. Find a solid girl, nail her down, and have a family. Teach ok values and your daughter (if you ever manage to have one) will turn out decent.

>>75413927
Your mum

> be me in 2015ish, M14ish
> go to the gym for the first time
> go to the locker room to change the clothes
> see around 10 guys walking out of the shower room
> no towels, cocks out
> get traumatized of cheap gyms
> never go to cheap gyms again

>>75418259
Impotent at 40? Sad.

>>75413927
Built for bbc

11-12 years ago at uni gym
Chinese girl jogging on treadmill
Trips over her own feet
Falls
Gets shot off the back of the treadmill

Next time, same (I think) Chinese girl nearly guillotines herself on the Smith machine

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>>75413927
>Be me
>On squat rack
>Doing squats,
>Fit girl in yoga pants uses barbell/deadlifting area directly in front of me.
>Bends over, starts doing bent over rows.
>TFW her ass is right in front of my face when I squat
Boys is this how women flirt, should I have done something?

>>75419448
Dude, the female was presenting, you needed to mount otherwise you'll never pass on your genes.

>>75413994
try jamming your face in a few (dozen) asses that'll sort you out. It helped me through it so I could start acting normal.

>>75415087
Lol how often do you do this?? That's hilarious

>>75417328
you should be more cautious. When women are enthusiastic about courtship they are reliably up to no good.

>>75418861
The issue is that demand is increasingly outstripping supply, the consequences of which increasingly impact everyone

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>>75420116
it's not as bad as you think. Social media has you poisoned in the head. And even if it is as bad as you say, does complaining like a bitch on /fit/ make you feel better about it? Solve the problem or get over it (or realize the problem is in your head and as usual the only person stopping you is YOU)

>>75420149
I wasn't complaining about it, no need for the pep talk bud. But yeah no it's my personal experience growing up, socioeconomics has nothing to do with it. Corruption abound everywhere.
It's not all bad, still possible to find someone normal, but also certainly not overblown. Ofc this is all anecdotal

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>>75420166
>more complaining
okay. Have fun with that.

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>>75420149
>>75420166
>>75420116
Eh, I feel like it's pretty normal desu. Just today, I saw some chick (high school age, I think) jog by in little more than panties. Not short shorts, mind you. I could see her whole side of hip/thigh.

Case in point, it is pretty common. Just go to a gym or outside. It is lewd to say the least. Eye candy is nice fr. But I can still say it's much different and more explicit in our modern times, at least.

>>75420567
what's the thesis of what you're saying
all I'm getting from you is coping and seething about women, like you are some kinda dork. They're women, dude, don't take them so seriously and don't let them run your life down to the mood.

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>>75414531
Does weapons grade autism come installed on all Germans or just the particular ones in your little village? LOL. LMAO.

>>75414965
The gayest part are the shoes

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>Late evening at the gym, just finished my workout
>On the way to the locker room see a young woman carrying one of the mats to stretching area
>that area is just outside the locker rooms, get an idea
>make sure the door doesnt close completely and quickly move all my stuff to a locker just in view from where I hoped she would put her mat
>go shower, not a soul in the gym it seems
>get back, and there she is, if I sit just at the right angle she can see me
>dry off with the towel, fully naked and already hard
>out of the corner of my eye see the girl trying to look discretely
>sit down and "check my phone"
>this girl in skin tight yoga pants still stretching and sneaking peeks
>intensely erotic for me, cannot keep myself from stroking
>as soon as I touch my dick I explode all over myself, chin, chest and abs soaked in cum
>she is staring now while I am regaining consciousness slowly
>I may have moaned out loud
>finally she leaves
Most erotic thing that ever happened in my life I never came that instantly before, just one stroke. Girl was less than half my age I think

>>75418170
>not using straps and pussy pad when pissing
>not going a2g
Ngmi

>>75420683
NTA bit I've yet to meet a german that doesn't have a level of autism that shouldn't be possible on a functioning person. Germany is basically autism, the country.

>>75413927
I use my apartment gym and have seen some weird stuff. Nothing super crazy, but amusing.

Skinny-ripped guy doing lat pulldowns. Completely covered in tattoos. One of those guys who is really trying to look hard but sort of just looks like a burnout. He was only in there for like 30m, and towards the end of it his wife came in holding a baby and basically just stared at him until he left.

Three teenagers, looked like maybe high school athletes but DYEL. Probably lacrosse or soccer or some shit. All walking around in their fucking socks for some reason, bottoms of their feet completely blackened from walking on mats and shit. Two go to the bench, try to push like 160 or something. Spotter, equally DYEL, not paying attention and the guy on the bench drops the bar on his chest after one attempt before it smashes against the ground and they all leave lmao.

I'd seen this small, skinny indian guy in his 20s come to the gym once in a blue moon. He'd usually do a lame twenty minute workout and leave. This time, I was on the treadmill doing 5mi. He got on the treadmill next to me when I was at mile 2 I think, and set his speed to match mine exactly. But every few minutes he'd slow down to walking speed, and then speed back up again after a breather.
The really weird part was that literally immediately after I hit 5mi and slowed down to cool off he stopped his as well, got off and left without saying a word. Idk if he thought we were having some cool competition where he got a break every 2 minutes or if he was motivated seeing someone run like that or what but it was fucking weird

>>75413927
supersets

>>75416577
lol got em

>>75415928
There's nothing different about the way girl ass smells
This is how you know a dude is banging ugly women. Hot girls and rich girls always smell amazing and very different than any smell ive ever encountered on my own hairy man body

>>75415928
>>75420940 (i meant to green text)
>There's nothing different about the way girl ass smells

This is how you know a dude is banging ugly women. Hot girls and rich girls always smell amazing and very different than any smell ive ever encountered on my own hairy man body

>>75414531
and this is the story of how I met Ghislaine and Jeffrey and almost got the Mossad to get some Kompromat on me, a small time local politician in my country...

>>75420683
It's a German thing.

>>75420567
Dumb bitch fuck china dick

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>>75414525
>feembrap

Nigger I was eating rn, please refrain from using words that make other people want to vomit

>>75415199
Maybe Islam was right all along

>>75414001
I just wear sweatpants and do cardio.
Mogged several roiding bloatlords and even got a couple women staring.