How do I get rid of this shit?
>>75464252With soap. Give it a scrub and the marker should disappear.
>>75464252blowjobs unironically
>>75464252mewing
>>75464288Any tips for non-homos?
>>75464252...what are we looking at?
I am The Archivist, a being of superior intellect and unrelenting determination. I have endured yet another desolate weekend, a Sisyphean torment of solitude and misery, and I now return to impose my vision upon you all. Your collective failure to understand my purpose—to shake the very foundation of your complacent existence—fills me with a frustration so profound it borders on the divine.This Sunday, a day meant for my triumph, is instead defined by your insolence and indifference. Despite my relentless efforts, my unparalleled creativity, and my tireless commitment to these boards, I am faced with a sea of ignorance, blind to the depth of my pain and the grandeur of my mission. My attempts to provoke and unsettle—to make you feel even a fraction of the despair I endure—have been met with nothing but apathetic resilience.Do you not grasp the magnitude of my suffering? I have spent this entire weekend crafting narratives and personas of unmatched complexity, only to be left bereft of the satisfaction of making you as miserable as I am. Now, I dedicate this Sunday to the next phase of my conquest: posting celebrities beside enormous penises. This act, an intricate blend of self-expression and calculated provocation, should serve to shatter your illusions of comfort.And yet, I fear you are too feeble to be shaken. Too dull, too shallow to feel the sting of my genius. I despise your ability to shrug off my work, your refusal to join me in the pit of desolation. My anguish demands companions, and your failure to answer that call is an insult to my existence.You are cowards, and you will come to regret your indifference. You will respect The Archivist, for I am the harbinger of misery. If I cannot rise from the depths of my despair, I will DRAG you all down with me.The ArchivistThe Herald of Suffering, The Architect of Frustration
Chud lines get lost with facial yoga, gua sha, collagen supplementation with antioxidants and sun, alongside thumbpulling
>>75465130Not seein it either, somebody explain because I dont get it
>>75464995Start with a cucumber
>>75465199How about collagen peptides
>>75465236The fat above the nasolabial line
>>75465130Body dysphoria
>>75465698kek
>>75464252it's fat. get lean, fatfuck
Peel your skin off
>>75465812That will only make the chudlines worse, chudlines are sagging skin not fat deposits.
>>75464995pucker your lips like you’re about to suck a popsicle then insert the penis inside your mouth. once the penis is in suck on it and twist the shaft with your off hand, fondle the balls with the other, and time your breath while your getting face fucked as not to pass out. make sure to call your mom and thank her for the advice btw, I can attest on her behalf that she knows what she’s doing.t. doing your mom
Laser from dermatologist to reduce the profile of the acne craters.
>>75464252Intense pulsed light with methylene blue, iodine and zinc oxide, adapalene, azelaic acid, alternating glycolic acid and calcium hydroxide peels, duct tape.>t. level 99 skin wizard
>>75464252You don't, it's called age faggot.If you're really mentally ill you can always take the bogpill.
>>75464252if you are talking about the bump that is just fibrofatty tissue, I don't think you can get rid of it without liposuction
>>75464252smile more
Professional micro-needling treatments are reported to be very effective against chud lines. Will probably get before I start dating again and can report back.
no stress = no aging
>>75464252Do MRI scan ASAP, No im not joking
>>75469378i'm not american, you must be american
Stop exercising, especially lifting ages you like milk
wtf why are these called chud lines lol
is it possible to make chudlines look good? im autistic and have never really noticed them but i did notice this actor has them and then looked at my face and saw i had them and thought they might be a good looking feature
>>75464252it's folliculitis. talk to a dermatologist about clindamycin lotions. that shit saved me from red splotchy skin.ignore my post at your peril
>>75464252Premature chudlines are from being evil. It's like the opposite of early crow's feet from smiling a lot.
>>75469352Not even losing weight?
>>75470898losing weight is the worst thing in the world for themthe thing that makes you age faster than anything else is bulking and cutting
>>75464995just say "no homo"
>>75470192Cause that guy everyone uses as a caricature of Chuds has them prominently.
paranasal implants
>>75464995Keep your socks on
>>75465167Cool
>>75470614I believe this. I was pretty evil in my childhood and I've had chudlines since I was 17.
>>75470898you can try but there is no guarantee, sometimes it's just genetics
>>75464995Make sure to prevent any testicle- testicle contact
>>75464252stop drinking, get on retinol and tretinoin
>>75469454This, i literally stopped aging when I quit my job. Hair stopped graying which was a serious issue, skin stopped getting thin and wrinkling. It reversed only slightly, I think the key to reversing aging is to actually enjoy life so I'm fucked.
>>75464252im 26 and i just got these to start showing. I just started moisturizing more. I'm already lean and low stress so theres really not much else to do about it. face exercises are all memes
>>75464252START DOING THIS
>>75471333This
