Brutal mog thread
i know what that room smells like
>>75465211Autism overload.
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>>75465211Me on the left, and also on the right.
>>75465211> women in a room full of men> le mog xdAre you fucking stupid?
>>75465467she's also the tallest in the room
>>75465495> giving a shit about women height
>>75465495it's called perspective. are you fucking retarded
>>75465221You're being awfully optimistc>>75465211Why are like half of them losing the battle to Norwood reaper?
>>75465495yes because shes standing on her toes and is wearing high heels, also the room is full of preselected manlets
>>75465211is this AI?
>>75465590No, this video was floating around 4chan long before AI existed. Incels just act like real life NPCs, so its understandable to think theirs AI generated lmao
>>75465575Because unlike the copetards who say balding is caused by high testosterone, accelerated balding is actually caused by hormone imbalance, high levels of stress hormones like cortisol. Which is why we see so many balding incels, who are addicted to porn, junk food, getting shitty sleep from staying up late playing video games, and have low testosterone.
why tho,whats the correlation to shit like DnD or MTG and the fans being the goofiest, smeeliest, most sun deprived weirdos in existence? do those types flock to it or does it consume you and turn you into this?
>>75465782DnD is an escaping hobby where you can roleplay as a Chad, sexy woman, badass barbarian. It's pretty obvious why this appeals to inferior types. MtG allows people have been physically inferior their whole life, the type who has lost every competition of his life, to dominate others through autistic rules memorization and deck building. It's especially an outlet for physically inferior men to be competitive in the only way they possible can
>>75465774My sleeping schedule is a rollercoaster, always has been yet I have a full head of hair at 30 and I pulled 4.5pl8 for a triple today. Diet isn't terrible but far from optimal.Maybe it's just skill issue? Or preordained by God? Just don't lose your hair, how hard could it be?
>>75465513If a woman is taller than you, you are automatically mogged, Gimli.
>>75465774True, which is why roiders go bald so fast, retards have made a false equivalency by assuming it's cause of the test increase, but it's actually from the MASSIVE spike in stress hormones
>>75465774>>75465835>>75465575It's just genetics. I've been on roids since 2016 and I still have 95% of my hair while half of my friends are at Norwood 4 or worse, and they're all normal, physically active dudes with jobs and wives.
>>75465856Anabolic steroids don't increase cortisol, retard.
>>75465858Predisposition to male pattern baldness is genetic, but it's CAUSED by stress hormones
>>75465782The normalization of D&D is starting to shift this a little bit, as more relatively well-adjusted individuals are coming to play it for fun - essentially treating it like a party game, or like an analog video game.MtG, however, is 100% still in the wheelhouse of autistic weirdos with hygeine issues.
>>75465211I love how you can see absolutely no one knows what to do with their hands. I feel that so much.
>>75465782Really is a headscratcher why [stereotypical nerd interest] draw in stereotypical nerd types.
>>75465952>I love how you can see absolutely no one knows what to do with their hands>Keep hands in a way>Thats le bad>Ok another way>Le bad
>>75465849I need her
>>75465211Is this AI? Why does it feel AI?
>>75465849>cute girl>mogs all of /fit/>has a sense of humor
>>75465849He put the time in, came in prepared, and put up a valiant fight.But I think we all know who won here.
>>75465849Lanky people look so awkward. Like even moving around takes them immense effort and strain. And they always have these misshapen prehistoric faces like a few chromosomes didnt attend.
>>75465774God needs to cleanse this gay Earth with fire.
>>75465849This is pretty cringe considering he could easily overpower her and do whatever he wants to her within seconds with little to no resistance
>>75466352Retarded pajeet virgin, please kill yourself
>>75466356I am German and no. Sorry I insulted your imaginary wife's blown out pussy flaps
>>75466088now that you say it, it does feel AI. it's a very old clip though, it's real
>>75466183>And they always have these misshapen prehistoric faces like a few chromosomes didnt attend.i notice this in really short people too not necessarily midgets but people below 5 foot tend to have very strange facial features
>>75465211That's probably the closest many of those geeks have ever got to a woman. I wonder how many of them came in their shorts a bit
>>75465849>tfw you will never have a qt pie lanky gf to cuddle withsome days it's hard to keep going
>>75466384I think its because of the way everyone is standing still, only moving slightly but constantly shifting, and the guy in the back moves his head in random directions.
>>75465214I know you're memeing but some motherfuckers at gaming events smell like they're afraid of taking a shower.
>>75467413I went into my local warhammer store yesterday to pick up a delivery and some paints and there was a guy in there who smelled so bad I almost retched. I hate that these people exist.
>>75465211this is insane, MtG as a hobby is at least 20% autistic gymcels, the fact that the jacked spergoloid demographic is entirely absent here boggles my mind
>>75465211>most are norwood 2 or above>not a single person even close to "in shape">like one guy way in the back who's near or over 6'>everyone except 2 guys looks to be in their mid 30s>not a single one knows how to smilefucking hell, what a sorry group. I'd feel bad but I know this is exactly what they chose.
>>75465211>balding overwight spergs being extremely awkward around women>not a troon in sightHave we moved back to the BASED timeline? This webm's getting me all nostalgic ffs I miss my old nerd bros
>>75468065You should feel happy for them because this is exactly what they chose and their mere existence is a testament to the old ways of the neckbeard. That video is beyond based and if you don't get it I'm sorry for you.
>>75468075It all comes from insecurity, the insecurity of sharing many of their traits, same as bullying of all kinds. It's the great karma of life. Do you think chads are all looking at pics like this and thinking "har har those guys"? The only reason this is funny to people is because of how insecure they are themselves. They need this, they need to look at people and think "hah, well at least I'm better than those guys lol". If those people didn't exist, then the guys that like to make fun them would feel terrible, like they were the lowest of the barrel. This gives them hope and an ego boost, they think they're not the lowest bottom of the barrel because of these guys. A terrible shameful situation, people who can't be happy for others and positive about them like all successful people do, only put them down.
>>75468107Very based post. I'm a simple man, I'm just happy to see these situations are still happening in 2024. Makes me want to start playing Tunnels and Trolls again.
>>75468027>I hate that these people exist.I pity them. I mean they're willing to autistically devote themselves to a hobby and but don't even bother with basic personal hygiene.>warhammerwhy is it gaining in popularity so much lately?
>>75468153>why is it gaining in popularity so much lately?Good videogames, fun lore with plenty of (insanely successful) in depth youtube videos about it
>>75465513this is cope buddyif you're shorter than a woman in heels you are a manlet
>>75465214then you are fully equipped to imagine it, my friend
>>75465876no but the stress from realizing you blacked out and sodomized the gym twink to death will take a toll on you
>>75465849He should just deadlift her or squat her
>>75465211>immediately assume this is AI because everyone is moving around in an uncanny way>look in the thread>it's apparently not AIThe fuck? So they're all just really autistic and fidget around awkwardly like an AI video? This is blowing my mind.
>>75465211A third of them are balding.
>>75468975Older: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jp4tMSIr_U
>>75466327I don't even comprehend how you get to that pointIf you don't want to have a wife, just don't. >it's my house but I let other people live in it sometimes I'm there too>it's my car but a lot of times other people just borrow it for whatever they need, I ride along occasionallyit's a bizarre mentality to me. at what point do you accept that what you call yours is no longer really yours and you just have a female friend you fuck sometimes that you bought a ring for a while back
>>75468604They were all asked to stand next to a girl significantly more attractive than them with a dress on, and they're standing there in front of a camera doing nothing, + they're all unfit MTG players playing a hobby that's 99.9% male (or at least was back then.)
>>75465952>>75465985Yeah, retarded boomer nonsense. They're gamers and they're thinking about strategies and fidgeting because it keeps the mind working, it's just a natural thing to do if you actually do physical work, or work involving co-ordination of your hands.>Bro you have to like, hold your hands still in X position to look STRONG and BASEDNope. After working physical labor jobs I found myself fidgeting in my free time because I had previously spent 8 hours each day moving my hands. This is all just boomer nonsense that boils down to>Be attractive and don't be unattractive
>>75466183It's the opposite, I find myself walking and moving faster than everyone else around me and taking multiple steps whenever I use stairs, ladders, ect. The only awkward thing is the arms, overextension really is a thing and it's probably harder for a lanklet to be comfortable in using their arms. For legs I feel like I'm at a significant advantage compared to short people.
>>75466352If you weren't a socially retarded faggot, you would be able to see that she wants his cock inside her.
>>75465820It’s the only way I can roleplay as Hitler.I have been trying to refight WWII for the past 22 years. I know the inescapable outcome but I can not stop myself from thinking “this time, this time it will be different.” But it’s always the same.
>>75468107Honestly except for the fidgeting theres really nothing particularly "wierd" about these guys. A couple of these guys are probably working in your IT department.
Ex-pro MTG faggot here.Have seen 3 people who just smelled like absolute shit and heard a half-dozen people I didn't smell having issues. These are at Grand Prix and Pro Tours. It's quite disturbing.
I will say though, through all my life's networking, including college, MTG built me a deep network of smart individuals who many are legitimately cool, good people.
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>>75465774Funny how the leftoid somehow convinces themselves into thinking that the inability to control their women equals confidence.
>open mog thread>no moggingsmany such cases
>>75468027It's either regular ass dudes or some fat smelly autist at the local Geedubs, no in between
>>75469022thank god its usually the same crowd that dont want kids doing this shit.
>>75465590>>75465763I was thinking the same thing, it just really has that eery AI feel to it. I can't explain it.
>>75465513say that again motherfucker
>>75465211Alot of 'nerdy' hobbies are really fun and interesting, problem is there's no normal person who's not autistic and borderline obsessed with said hobby in a 100 mile radius
>>75465858>it's geneticswhich means that no matter what these men were born to be losers. the link between looks and personality is real.
>>75469544they don't know what confidence is
>>75465513my dick cares>>75472658>>75465849:)
>>75472676>the link between looks and personality is real.If you something like this I'm 99% sure you've never went outside in the last 5 years. I almost always have an idea in my head of what a person will act based on their looks before I start interacting with them, and I'm wrong almost every time.Some of the meanest looking motherfuckers I've seen are nice and down to earth and some of the cutest round face "he'd never hurt a fly" people are straight up evil
>>75465876Well, funny thing, they actually suppress cortisol, but when you're blasting, cortisol gets suppressed too much and then flares up the longer you go between pinsThat's actually where roid rage comes fromIt's just cortisol flare ups from the body fighting the cortisol suppression
>>75465849God I love lanky women
>>75465211Why do they all have the same phenotype?
>>75465774I have and do all these and work a stressful job (paramedic in NY) but still have lush hair at 34, genetic anomaly?
>>75468015Magnus had a hard life
