Do strongman.
>>75471180I do. I mog the everliving shit out of almost everyone because of it. Add in some bodybuilding so as not to be a fatshit slob and we're all good
>>75471180j f caron blew BOTH quads, completely severed doing the first one must have been horrific because u can't see the footage of this competition anywhere >ur quads stop being attached to bone and your legs fold under your weight>as close to 200 kilos crashes upon you dunno could have been as "little" as 160
>>75471278he pretty much fully recovered and is competing again
>>75471180>strongman>grown adult wearing a Pikachu onesieLiterally the gayest thing on /fit/ all day today and there was literal gay porn posted an hour ago
>>75471551You couldn't budge that bar in any kind of clothing.
>>75471576And youre a tremendous faggot in any clothing
>>75471551dyel hands typed this
Don't tell me what to do.
>>75471551>and there was literal gay porn posted an hour agoYou would know mr gay porn tracker.
>>75471581You are so mad. Have you considered lifting weights at the gym to let off some steam?
>>75471195>as not to be a fatshit slobthis kills simon
Amazing how pic related who doesn't even know what 1/2/3/4 is mogs these "strongmen".
>>75471680>"hey anon can you bench 4 of us girlies hehe"your response?
>>75471680can't step one foot in any gym in the country without half a dozen kids just like that stopping to mire and chat
>>75471278>must have been horrific because u can't see the footage of this competition anywhere The whole competition is on rogue's youtube. I wonder if squat played any part. You see double quads in powerlifting frequently with roided guys>>75471341Hes 42. Im not sure what level he plans to get back to. Going better also doesn't mean going through it wasn't great. >>75471680why are you posting images from your homo fap folder here?
>>75471794>tranime>mireing and chatting with kids
>>75471180Considering a few competitions in February. Suggest a training program, anon.
>>75471740To wake you up and give you your meds
>>75471680>oh yeah I'm lean women love me haha I mo-*PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP*
>>75471551>grown adult wearing a Pikachu onesieyeah, this humor is old and gay to be honest.>heh, isn't it ironic and funy that i wear a pikachu onesie while deadlifting?
>>75471278>j f caron blew BOTH quads, completely severed doing the first one>must have been horrific because u can't see the footage of this competition anywherehttps://youtu.be/edW-v9n4vwM?si=8yXlNVtveFSemF3q
>>75471180No thanks
>>75471180I larped as strongman last weekend. A concrete water tank my uncles have fell apart and my aunt asked me to move the rubble closer to the parking spot so my uncle could take it away. She gave me a mace and told me to break it into smaller pieces so it was easier to carry. The concrete pieces were thick as fuck and the mace was too small to hit hard enough. She gave me a plastic wheelbarrow so it was easier. I kicked that shit away and atlas carried all of that shit to the parking spot. Feels good man.
>>75471576>you’re not a fat enough slob to look like you’re about die in 5 years of a heart attackWhy thank you ;)
>>75471180Hmm.Nyo.
>>75473947based
>>75473957>fat enough slob to look like you’re about die in 5 years of a heart attackHow can you look at OP and think this? Leanfags are mentally ill.
>>75472084thx, looks horrryfic, all things considered could have been much worse >>75471341> .....he pretty much fully recovered and is competing againlike a dog back to its own vomit - addicts tend to do so >>75471816>The whole competition is on rogue's youtube.it wasn't at the time of the event though >I wonder if squat played any part.i don't, my point still stands:>>75471180>Do strongman.get fucked>u must hate funlifting awkward objects that are too heavy for you to lift is not in my fun drawer
>>75475163>it wasn't at the time of the event though it has been up on rogues youtube page ever since it happened in 2022. if you can't find it, its because you're retarded.>i don'tnot unexpected you wouldn't get it>pount still standsnobody said it didn't. do you not drive cars too since car crashes kill people? >replying to op a second timeabsolutely malding
>>75471180take the belt off and lets see that again
>>75471740said no girl ever lmao
>>75471880one part wasnt a lie
>>75475220>but le beltIs the biggest cope everMy max deadlift is 290kg with a belt. Without a belt or straps, on an axle, it's 275. On a normal bar I've pulled 270 hook grip. A belt does not make that much difference.
>>75471195>mog everyone>150lbs boxer walks in and beats the everliving heck out of youuhh anon...
>>75471195>>75471180Stop replying to your own OP smiggy
>>75475212>>pount still stands>nobody said it didn't. do you not drive cars too since car crashes kill people?it generally doesn't though and all serious strongmen have a loooooooong list of >>75475163>get fucked
>>75475212>opens graphicno i love watching strongmen i just don't want to have anything to do with it personally and u say>>75471180>Do strongman.and i say fuck u, u first lol, then imma laugh at ur stupidity as u get fucked and say:>see, that's why i do not press log overhead that i can barly manage to eek up
>>75475233elaborate
No, strongmen is for retards who are too dumb to powerlift on a high level so they cope by doing circus lifts. It, along with weightlifting, is the last refuge of the redditor now that normies powerlift.>but it's funThere's a million things more fun than driving 2 hours to a gym that has a strongman implement to "practice" a "competition lift" or whatever. Lifting heavy at my gym is as fun as log press or whatever.>but it gets you strongNo, having large muscles makes you strong. I can bet you $20 that dude in OP got strong by doing normal barbell lifts and does like 1-15 reps of "strongman" a week.
>>75475261>>75475353>>75475482mad
>>75475482Powerlifting isn't the same. I'm a rugby player, I'm not particularly strong statically (overhead, my deadlift is pretty good) but I can do well in strongman comps at a local level because I've got an iron grip and can move well.
>>75475625Rugby is for retards who are too dumb to play football on a high level so they cope by doing without pads and helmets. It, along with disc golf, is the last refuge of the redditor now that normies play football.
