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Ugly girl at the gym keeps following me around. I heard her talking to the other girls how I cannot take a hint? Seriously what should I do bros? I'm not about to shit were I eat.
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get a maga hat or a your body my choice shirt.
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>>75474110
Tell her you're not interested
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>>75474110
say you already have a girlfriend
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>>75474110
tell her you're unvaccinated
if you are vaccinated then you might as well settle for the ugly chick
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>>75474110
Give her the ick. A million different ways to do it.
>Act like you're struggling to open a bottle and make girly little grunts
>Get in her way and say "oh I'm sowwy!"
>Burp loudly and then act disgusted with your own burp
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>>75474184
Is the ick even still a thing?
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>>75474184
I was thinking of telling her I am a Scientologist but I don't think she'll even know
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>be me, went running tonight
>girl walking her huge dog
>yjk.webp
>huge dog runs over to me, she tries to control it but it tries to chew on my arm
>she apologises, i say thats alright and laugh it off
>since im running down the same streets, i see her again
>shes stopped, holding her dog close so she cant bite me again
>my music is turned all the way up so i can hardly hear her now
>think i heard her ask "hows it going?"
>wasnt sure because music too loud so i just ignored her and kept running
feel bad man
not sure what she looked like since it was dark or even how old she was
but she seemed like a nice girl
i dont want her to think i ignored her on purpose
but maybe shes a thot and the kind that wouldnt talk to me if she saw me in daylight where im not good looking
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>>75474110
>Hi can I talk to the manager please?
>Ah sure, Mr. Pussyhead will be with you soon
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>>75474167
Don't listen to this.
Tell her you have a boyfriend
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>>75474110
it's literally this easy
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>>75474435
That green text is even logical nowadays on the western world. I think the same way.
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>>75474293
dodged a bullet
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>>75474282
whats the strangest hobby you can have that isn't illegal or will get you banned from your gym? You are now an expert in that and only talk about it in front of her
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>>75474293
You didn’t even nod your head and say “hey” while running past? Time to move, man. Or give up running.
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>>75474550
Funkopops. Only talk to her about funkopops. Steer every conversation to funkopops.
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>>75474401
Based. Women hate this. Even liberal women.
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>>75474110
What compels a man to do this?
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>>75474435
Holy based
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>>75475994
it's the ultimate prison tattoo
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>>75474110
Just fuck her bro your a dumbass lol. She can be the girl that can give you head for free you dont even have to fuck her just finger her or something. This the problem with people like you lol Just have girls you fuck spread out avery were you go, leave a mark so when your at a place you can just call a bitch close by you can fuck and next time these hoes will do you a favour like give you money or more free sex you stupid fucking idiot!!!
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>>75476072
This is a white man's board. Leave.
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>>75476092
Yeah id as a black man im teaching you the right way to handle this situation. In stead of complaning just fuck her. Your on 4chan so theres someting wrong with you that you cant get over it so dont waist your time being picky. Your 100% scared to approach woman anyways lol. Go for woman who likes you, she doesnt have to be your girlfriend just fuck buddy from time to time after gym when your dick is still hard full pumped from the blood, you know how good that fells motherfucker? DONT BE A BITCH!!!
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>>75474220
Nah, girls who get the ice from guys have moved on to the 4b movement
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>>75476064
So he basically wants Bubba to skullfuck him or what?
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>>75474435
based



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