>Wife is serving wifeslop again>Explain her I need guychow to stay leanHow do you handle fitness while in a relationship?
>>75474362Guyslop looks more like some kind of stoner cancer (not to be confused with stoner slop or stoner kino) here. Guyslop is probably more like what I eat, like a solid brick of ground beef browned in the oven for an hour with ketchup and liter of milk right out of the bottle
Dog food core
whats the image explaining goyslop, goyfeed and the other shit. I keep forgetting.
>>75474362>he lets his wife engage in the masculine art of cookingngmi
>>75474377mediterraneacore
>>75474419That one sucks it doesn’t even mention seed oils or soi
>>75474362By cooking equal parts wifeslop and guychow for myself and my bf. Guess I'm the guywife.
>>75474362Why do women always complain about making food with protein for their husband? I've seen women be like "when you can have a girl dinner without protein because your husband is gone" I don't understand, why is eating cherry tomatoes so appealing? That shit sucks ass
>>75474362wow thinking about it is insanely gay to watch your calories to stay lean kek
>>75474362consistently guyslopmaxxingit's really healthy because i only buy healthy shit but i no longer care about flavor or anything
>>75474362What a terrible image. None of these things are real and it's just le quirky words with images of shit nobody actually eats.Home cooked meals are now "slop". Fuck off. Slop is supposed to mean ultra processed store bought food with chemical additives.
>>75474362Do the cooking. You'd be doing it anyway if you were single, so what's the problem?
>>75474377SIMMENTHAL GANG
>>75474815My wife is a bitch but the one thing I appreciate about her is she knows to always build every meal around a protein. it helps keep you fuller longer
>>75474362i usually eat guychow+with touch of slop and foidslop
>>75474362>tfw no slopwife
>>75474362Some of the examples in wifeslop take more skill than the image implies.I have had quite a few bad baked zitis, shepherd's pies, and lasagnas. Meanwhile when done well they are exquisite. Lasagna bolognese is amazing but no foid knows how to make it unless she is either a wop or a chef>schizoidSCHIZOID MEANS ALOOF AND UNEMOTIONAL NOT SCHIZO!
>>75474846Sloppa is a kind of home cooking
>>75474377why do europeans have big slices of plain raw tomato with EVERY FUCKING MEAL
>>75474930How do you fuck up a lasagna? Making one doesn't require more skill than making a basic bolognese, something I knew how to do since the age of 13, it just takes a whole lot longer because there's all the other easier but time-consuming shit (bechamel, ricotta mix, cheese grating, assembly) you also need to get done. I love lasagnas but only make them once in a while because it takes so much effort.
>>75474846>images of shit nobody actually eats.Crockpot casserole, stews and chili are all fucking awesome though wdym
>>75474985>making a basic bologneseYeah, and most people have no idea how to do even that.
>>75474852Its about sending a message>>75474968EAT TOMATO YOU FUCKING AMERICAN FATSO
>>75474362Guyslop is real. In college I would just grab a box of pancake mix and stir it with unflavored whey and chcolate syrup to make gruel and slop on that for my macros
>>75474968>yank can't handle the 'matoes cause of his goutkek
>>75475391What the such fuck man. If you're going to that level of effort why not just make whey pancakes and put the syrup on it?
>>75475478Too much effort, why bother the stove and the pans and the cleaning and the time to cook when all you really need are the macros and the leptin response?We're talking about the psychology behind guyslop, the most reductionist take on nutrition, when you really just don't give a fuck
>>75474362tfw my diet most closely resembles foidslop (with more meat and yogurt)
>>75474968I ain't even one of them and I'd happily take bites out of a tomato with a bit of salt
>>75474815>Why do women complain about everything?Same reason that Saitama punches all the bad guys: it's his superpower so naturally he uses it anywhere he can.
>tfw my gf calls me psycho because I love unsalted boiled potatoesIs she right, /fit/?
>>75475760Yes
>>75474815Protein-heavy meals are, more often than not, very hearty and savory, I can sorta see the appeal of eating something lighter every once in a while>>75474968Because tomatoes are tasty, healthy and pair well with almost anything. You vill eat ze tomato, and you VILL like it
>>75475391I have heard of depression cooking, but you need an intervention man
>>75475760Shit like this is why they say that wypipo can't cook
>>75475760bro...>>75475391>slopping on uncooked flour and baking powderor if you cooked it you'd be denaturing the protein. still kinda based thoughI used to make overnight oats with chocolate whey and peanut butter stirred in. peanut buttuh chocolate flavaaaaahonestly though if (You) all don't know how to cook you should really commit to learning at least how to make stew. takes cheap meat and it's pretty much impossible to fuck up>>75474994this basically
>>75475760I like them unsalted too.
>>75474362>his wife does the cookingwomen do not belong in a kitchen
>>75474362I make all of our meals, including lunch prepping for her so she doesn't make a mess of the kitchen making foidslop.
>>75475029>>75475424>>75475641>>75476111tomatoes are slop but popular coz of umami flavor, poorfags who can't afford aged cheeses tend to substitute them in.more refined cuisines de-emphasize tomatoes coz there are way better umami flavors(basedsauce for eg)
>>75476242ThisThey belong outside with the rest of the animals
>>75474887>I hate my wifemillennials become more like their parents every year
>>75476287war never changes
>>75475760Nah, she's just spoiled brat.
>>75476230Thank you, at least I'm not the only one thinking this bro.>easy to cook>tasty af>last for daysLove my boiled taytos simple as
Chili is the ultimate feed>Cook a big enough batch can last you for days>Can really play with flavour>Can even get carb intake if you want it over rice
>>75476199I'm actually a really good cook, but at the same time, there's plenty of instances where idgaf about making a proper meal and am okay consooming actual sludge purely for macros. The duality of man, I guess>>75476116Nah not depressed, just don't necessarily always care about food. Sometimes its enjoyment, sometimes its purely utilitarian
>>75474815it's a meme you fucking autist
>>75476855You're a meme
>>75476242you cook she cleans is honestly the dream, I hate doing fucking dishes
>>75475760I hope you at least eat them with some pepper or butter
>>75474968Least of my worries in that pic
>>75474362It's hilarious how accurate this picture is, it's the first meme that's made me laugh in like 5+ yearsMy gf eats foidslop every couple days, it looks exactly like picture 2Before getting a gf I used to eat guyslop every other dayI now make guychow (enough dahl to last the week) and my gf makes wifeslop on the weekends (lasagne)
>>75474362>Letting a woman decide what you eatPathetic
>>75478983>it's the first meme that's made me laugh in like 5+ yearsYour life sounds dark
>>75476855Go outside and have dinner with friends, have a bit big a social life outside online people and you'll see people from all over do some weird shit. Memes imitate life, chuddo, no matter how much your OCD makes you REEEEEE
>>75479043And you're posting on 4chan
>>75474815Women have been psyopped into thinking meat is bad. That's why vegans and vegetarians are so disproportionately female.#MakeWomenCarnivoresAgain
>>75475391I'm convinced college is designed to ruin people's mental and physical health
>>75479379Meat is high calorie and women have a TDEE of like 800
>>75479459>Meat is high caloriefatty meat is high in calories.A lb of chicken breast is ~500 calories
>>75474377You really eat 2 simmenthals at once? That shit is worse than my cat's food, even 1 is too much
>>75474362Unbelievably accurate meme considering I live on guychow 5 days a week when at uni and then on wifeslop (made by mom) during the weekends when I go back home
>>75475760you can whatever you want boo, why bother
>>75479459>CICOfag interrupts the conversation to spew irrelevant bullshitOk champ
>>75475641Disgusting faggots. Tomatoes are to be eaten RAWWW
>>75474930This. Traditional home meals are fucking great if they're made well. My wife makes this roast chicken every other week and it's better than any other meal around. No idea what the macros are, don't care.
>>75474815because you have to actually cook meat. they're just being lazy and would rather eat salad and cheese cubes
>>75474968europeans are poor and tomatoes are cheap
>>75480972They are not cheap lmao 3 euro for a kg. They are basically water
