Why do women age like such fucking SHIT The women around my office are incomparable to girls in their late teens to 20s Their hair is all fucked up, they have fat growth in weird areas. It’s almost like their bones grow after their mid 20s and get thicker and more broad. The fuck?
A lot of fucked up shit happened to her. Leave her alone.
>>75477295Women don't exercise. That is the sole reason.
>>75477306The women in my office sit in their seats literally all day where I get up and walk around every hour. They’re literally deformed and to think once upon a time in their youth they probably had tight little bodies
>>75477315Imagine having a job a woman can do kwab.
>>75477345Imagine slaving your body away all day where I get paid for doing nothing all day and leaving earlyAlso I can’t be firedAlso I magically get promoted often Cope more labourer peon
>>75477295Lack of exercise, not having regular sex, stressing over the hookup culture that essentially has destroyed the security.
>>75477381>not having regular sex ?? I’m not talking about men here. Women get fucked every night
>>75477372>hehe i get paid to degrade my body from being stationary while you get stronger and get paid, people think im 16 bro
>>75477390>he thinks ugly women in offices are getting porked on the regularChat, don't tell him.
>>75477390Women in my office brag about how long they’ve “lasted” ie deprived their husbands of sex. They see it as a joke and a badge of honor. Not only is a low sex drive a sign of their own ill-health but their behaviour is going to drive their husbands to cheat. Women are so fucking dumb.
>>75477395I move all day. Didnt you read what I say? I barely work. I do whatever I want all day. I work from home 3 days a week out of preference and have energy for the gym every day. You’re angry because I get paid well over the median salary for doing NOTHING and it’ll always be like this. Now go build my new house alongside your Mexican slave colleagues
>>75477295You made her extra fat when you shopped her into your collage, Tom. This is you, pulling it in. She didn't want you then and doesn't want you now. Take the fucking hint.
>>75477295It's wild man.I look at girls in their late 20s and they're all getting leathery and/or wrinkled skin. Almost all of them have crows feet.Yet I'm 32, don't have a single wrinkle in sight. And I'm expected to seriously date these hasbeen hags. Which is why I only seriously go for girls under 25 years old.
>>75477315Imagine not working from home kwab.
you can't bruise.the cruise.
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>>75477663Seethe some more bitchtits.I look 32, unlike these 26 year old women that look 40.
Women age like bad milk, men age like a fine milk.Tom Cruise is a young looking old man. Most milkmen age like women, Tom Cruise ages like a postman, who delivers wine.Most women age like specialist postmen who deliver milk, also known as milkmen. Tom Cruise ages like a postman who delivers wine, a wineman.It's real. Tom Cruise aged like a fine wine. The lady aged like a milk.Fine wine ages like a 56 year old cheese. Milk ages like a Tom.Tom Cruise looks 35 but is 56. When Tom was 32, he looked older than he does now, even when he played a man of 24. Now that he's 56, he could play a man of 68 who looks not a day over 44.Some cheeses get better with age. A 56 year old fine cheese ages better than a 2 year old regular cheese.28 regular cheeses ageing for 2 years will just about equal the amount of ageing of a fine cheese ageing for 56 years.Tom Cruise is 56 and has aged like a fine wine. Bela Lugosi stopped ageing in 1956, because he died.Tom aged like a fine wine, Cruise aged like a fine cheese.Tom Cruise died, but looks like he hasn't aged a cheese over 56. Milkmen age like woman wine.If a Tom Cruise opens a cheese, he's a master milk. If a woman's lock is opened by wine, she's a shitty cheese.If Tom Cruise ages like cheese and leaves the station on a train travelling 56 mph, and at the same time Bela Lugosi leaves a milk station travelling in the opposite direction at 44 mph, and both stations are 56 years apart, how long before both trains age like a woman?Tom Cheese was 56 years old when he first went on a cruise.When Tom Cruise received his first paycheck, the first thing he bought was a 56 year old hot cheese.When Tom was a 56 year old Cheese he aged like a cruise.The quantity of wine divided by how long the cheese takes to age like a fine Tom Cruise equals 56.Tom Cruise's dick cheese is in fine underaged women.Tom Cheese goes cruising to look for young male milk.And the cheese goes to: Oscar Cruise.
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