How do I into stoic catonian mode?
greys anatomy looking bitch
>>75477561So glad I never went through a cringe rome phase. Do you also have a twitter account with a roman bust as your profile pic?
>>75477585>acting superior to anyone while posting on 4chan right along side them
>>75477585brown hands typed this
>>75477561Ten years of war away from your hot wife is the only way to achieve it natty
>>75477561Stoic is right. Bike cuck tier.>the virgin vorenus>stuck in the past>I do not believe Caesar should be fixing things I think we should stay where we are because that's where we are it doesn't matter that people suffer and I am poor despite my skill>my wife had a child with another man but whatever>I will let Pompey go because whatever i am stoic>can't please wife because stoic>I love my children even though I showed them no affection until after they were sold into slavery because I'm stoic>children hate me but whatever I'm stoicBe like Titus>the Chad Titus>drinks and fucks whores>teaches and trains the future emperor of Rome>pride in his legion and will follow Imperator Caesar in fixing the republic>is practical >drinks because it is fun. Fucks because he can>knows how to please women >is famous gladiator surviving execution>has kid with Cleopatra, literally cucked Caesar before he even had a chance to fuck her>is open minded, loves a slave>kills slaves lover >still gets the slave to marry him and love himBe like Titus
>>75477561He has a Gaulish look about him...
>>75477561It's amazing how on-this-guy's-side I was at the start and how quickly that changed once I saw how he operated outside of a military role. The jackass he was stuck with ended up being much more of a man.Couldn't watch this show all the way through though. The gratuitous sex in what felt like every other scene put me off, then the dyke shit was the final nail.
>>75477743>he doesnt like sex>he doesnt like sex with womenI believe anatolia is more your style
>>75477585>not having a Rome phaseKWABNGMI
>>75477743what show is he from?
>>75477561I would look like this if I didn't have fat puffy babyface cheeks
>>75477780war and peace
>>75477561and you wonder why you're a virgin
>>75477780Corey in the Rome
>>75477585The worst part is that the cringe roman phase is almost entirely surface level. It's interest in Caesar's legion from Fallout and marble statues. It's never: >Focus on public works and great wonders to improve the overall good >Focus on festivals and community to unite the working people >Painting statues in a rainbow of colors as one of the highest paying jobs >Learning Latin to read text in the original language>Cooking historical meals to get closer to your culture of interest >Integrating foreigners into your society and being tolerant of their beliefs Instead, these faggots wax poetic about manliness, Marcus Aurelieus, the collapse of the empire, and listen to YouTube videos explaining Caesar's battle strategies without ever investigating what any of this means. Unironically, if your takeaway from your Rome phase is that you need to be a rugged individual who feels nothing, you're too stupid to participate in society.
Caesar has given them honorary horses and they ride with the standard. It's perfectly acceptable to eat with them.
>>75478048Doing the Rome thing now. Have for the past couple of years. Never played fallout idk what nuclear fallout has to do with Rome. Read latin, have statues, have a flag, wanting to try garum, etc. Fuck you
>>75478064miss this lil nigga like u wouldn't believe
>>75477780Greece
>>75478064>father has given them honorary nicknames and they ride the Mickey Ds. It is perfectly acceptable to eat with them
>>75478132>Severe lack of cultural knowledge >Can't use Google >Posting on an anonymous Pathagorean geometry board with a name. So when I mentioned people too stupid to participate in society, this is literally what I was referring to. This guy is a textbook Rome Chud.
>>75477561Having a lying whore wife and ungrateful little shit kids. Seriously, this guy couldn't catch a break.
>>75477585Oh look it’s Suckus Dickus (jk we cool)
>>75478132>Never played fallout idk what nuclear fallout has to do with Rome
>>75477760I love sex with women. I hate watching other men have sex with women I find desirable, and I especially dislike homosex shit. Perhaps the shores of the black sea are more your style.
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>>75477587>ahh, I see you participate in society, yet you judge it??
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>>75478048>you're too stupid to participate in society.I hope you know that posting on 4chan is not "participating in society". Participating in society is something that people like Caesar or Trump do. By all means, keep your gate though.
>>75477585>So glad I never went through a cringe rome phase.
>>75478048I dont give a fuck about this history nerd shit I just look up to them because they were strong and thats it
>>75478048Cringe roman people study the western empire. Chads study the eastern empire.I got off Rome ages ago when I got hooked on all the relevance of the silk roads and proceeded to just nerd out premodern trade generally. My dork ass still thinks of "wealth" in terms of chests of spices and bales of silk if I'm not paying attention to context.
>>75477585t. slavoidAt least whites have a culture to be proud of. Can you say the same, slav?
>people on 4 chan calling me cringe because I like reading and watching documentaries about ancient RomeHow odd.
>>75477585>a cringe rome phaseThe thing you described doesn't exist
>>75477585>>75478048Very good Gayto full of vim and verve as usual. OP is generous with his Rome threads because he loves his Rome bros as I do, I shall not sage him.
>>75477585lol what a faggot
>>75477585I speak 4 languages and Latin is one of them
>>75478048I have evolved past my Roman phase and moving on to German individualism. Reading Nietzsche's Beyond Good and Evil and want to read Wagner's The Ring of Nibelung for fiction after.
>>75477561he looks identical with one of the teachers in my youth, carpentry.
>>75477561Good thread this
>>75477585Look at the fucking bait of you
