Do you have a resident weirdo at your gym?
>>75479291i lift to be strong enough to rape that guy.
>>75479291Why does he have a chodeboner while lifting thinking about not being rapeddid he like being raped?
>>75479291Why does my brain take that like he's issuing a challenge?
>>75479291YesT. Home gym
>>75479291That's a very feminine motivation to liftt
>>75479299>>75479309>>75479327Why are you all acting like raping people is some sort of cool challenging sport
>>75479340Because it isTake care of your bussy, you never know
>>75479291Yes>always there at the same exact time each day>paces around in circles between sets>avoids eye contact with others like the plague>never smiles>enters gym and power walks to an open squat rack so nobody beats him to it>times his rest by staring at the gym tv instead of using his phone>never seen him on his phone at all actually>insists on using barbells and dumbbells for everything, never touches the machines>hasn't cut his hair in years, sometimes goes weeks without shaving>always wears the same brand of blank t shirt every day, only the color changesIt's me I'm the weirdo
>>75479340I don't think I was acting like that, it isn't coolhowever it is a challenging sport
>>75479335How? Do masculine guys enjoy getting raped?
>>75479291These two stupid niggers that are both DYEL as fuck>Older one is a literal butter golem well over 300 pounds. Grunts loudly all the time as if he's pushing "real" weight. Fat fuck hasn't lost ANY weight for the entire year he's been at the gym>Younger one wears muscle Tee's despite not having any bulging muscle and always keeps his hood up or wears a hat so no one can see his Norwood 4 receeding ugly head. Tries sucking in his gut, pretending he has a flat stomachI fucking hate these two dipshits and when they walk in, everyone rolls their eyes. They just bring the mood down with how obliviously dumb they areTND can't come quick enough, holy shit
>>75479340I didn't say that you did. But since you said it If it were a sport obviously raping stronger more dangerous and elusive targets would be scored higher. Raping women and children would be below even amateur league.
>>75479291based
>>75479416Men are supposed to be doing the raping
>>75479502A man probably did.
>>75479291Yes I call him Hanz because he doesn't have hands. Literally handless on both and definitely not a war wound. More a birth defect.> Stands around > Takes comically long breaks> Uses machines at comically low weights> DYEL fatty I think he's just checking out poon.
>>75479572I saw a midget at my gym once. He got visibly angry when they started playing All the Small Things by Blink-182 and the staff had to tell him that it wasn't a prank since the music is randomized.
>>75479291I just left the gymThere was a 50 y/o dude with classic roid guy who was talking to himself the entire time. Like saying “slow” to himself while lifting, muttering “calves next calves next”He was wearing cowboy boots and listening to country
>>75479333opened the thread for this
>>75479333>>75479601There's a guy at my gym who takes more supps than Bryan Johnson, does all his lifts with sandbags, and literally takes bleach baths afterward. Total nutjob who literally stares at the sandbags pounding cashews between sets.>t. home gym user
>>75479502which is exactly why you'd lift to avoid being the one getting raped
>>75479619post body?
>>75479291Niggas like to joke around about this shit but don’t underestimate how getting molested especially in childhood can fuck someone up. Look at LTG or Boogie2988. Even fucking Chris Chan was groomed by his mom to fuck her.
>>75479572There was this guy at my gym who was on the bench using the suicide grip. As the good samaritan I am, I went in his direction to warn him that it was dangerous. It was only when I was about to talk to him that I realized he only had two stump fingers. Luckily I didn't open my mouth.
>>75479291Hhh
Weirdo at my gym: >Wears same crappy cheap all black outfit every day>Browses "girlswithmuscle" website between sets for test boost>Smells of cum from pre-gym fap>Constantly supersetting everything with pullups
>>75479372based doom lifter
>>75479340>Why are you all acting like raping people is some sort of cool challenging sporta man raping another man is the ultimate act of power.jews in israel just man-on-man raped palestinian prisoners, and there was almost a civil war because some said they should be punished for it. jews are evil though. but that is how the universe is, evil and uncaring, except or the modern state previously made by white men before being replaced by 3rd worlders and street shitters
>>75479844>a man raping another man is the ultimate act of power.Still gaaaaayyy.
>>75480031there's nothing gay about asserting your dominance to your bros. it's just a way of life
>>75480126>nothing gayyou are literally getting hard and turned on by a man and sticking it inside his stinky poophole lmao
>>75479722yeah I struggle going 1-3 days without thinking about getting molested. It was two decades ago and fucked my schoolwork over for the rest of my time ini school. I was a straight A student and a good kid before that, but afterward it fucked me up bad enough i was almost failing for several years. I lost my dreams of becoming a mechanical engineer because i couldnt get into college and joined the Army after that to get the hell away from my state. Both of the people who did it are an immediate family member and a family friend. No one knows but me and obviously the perps, not even my wife. No matter how much I lift, I cant get rid of it.
I am the resident weirdo at my gym. I go there every single day of the week. 1 hour of workout, then 1 hour of cardio. I havent talked to a single person ever. Except the one time this black guy who I see at the gym 3 days a week who said hi to me one time, about 6t months ago.
>>75480138sounds really gay to me
>>75480399Why haven't you gone for revenge?
>>75479299Holy based fpbpDon't forget cardio is important too.
>>75479291That's stupid, training to fight would help prevent rape.
>>75479340because they're teenagers who come on here to see how epically edgy they can betheir life's dream is for their post to be screenshotted and posted to r/greentext
>>75479619Bleach baths are based. Anytime I have a spot or rash that could even possibly be fungal I just take bleach baths a few times and it goes right away.
>>75479299Based.>>75479309Women like it.>>75479340It's not a sport, it's the way nature intended.
>>75479333based
>>75479619>bleach bathsyou're either lying or you smell like the devil is behind you
>>75481970No you just smell like you swam in a chlorinated pool afterwards. You don't use pure bleach. You just put like 4-8oz bleach in a full bath tub of water and soak for a while.
>End up going too late and gym is crowded af>Usually it's pretty obvious what's open and isn't but it was too packed to tell>Smith machine next on to do list>Approach empty bench, no one is around it>For some reason the bar's got three plates on both sides, must be about 300lbs total>Start removing one thinking someone just forgot to take them off>Skinny black dyel with noodle arms and frame approaches from fucking nowhere>Rap blaring from his headphones>Wearing fucking orange light reflecting construction safety vest shit for some reason>must be mid-30s and can't weigh more than 150lbs>tells me he's working it and directs me to another open one>Take the other bench>Look over and he's walking back to the fucking leg press machine he must have came from>Try to take glances and see if he ever uses the bench but never get a good look>I think maybe he does like one, maybe two reps and then fucks off to another machine, I guess planning to come back to it to struggle for no gains>Later I see him talking to the staff on his way out and those fucking plates are still on the barI still wonder if he was just pranking people or something.
>>75479291Sauce on webm?
>>75479340agree, it's not a sport, it's a lifestyle
>>75479291yes, its me :) i hate jews.
I’m the weirdo going in at 1 am and making friends with the evening staff and being autistic and putting weights there they belong.
