Why do you fear him so much, /fit/?
>>75481563I don't, I just use a straight razor like a normal person.
>>75481563What's the best way to shave face and head and retain a 5 o'clock shadow look throughout? My hairline doesn't look like complete shit when it's short but not clean shaven
Long hair is connected to the spiritual world, thats why the greatest spiritual leaders all had long hair or long beards like jesus
>>75481571unirinocally OP's pic. That's what I use for a permanent 5 o'clock
>>75481726Just kick the guard back halfway and boom. Trim ze beard
>>75481601Long hair is for cock suckers. Real men buzz cut their hair.
>>75482344"Real men" don't tie their masculinity to their hair. I bet I could lift you above my head and say goo goo ga ga right into your face like the little baby you are.
>>75481563I don't. I have picrel and gets the work done. Years after clipping my own hair got me better at it, especially since my sides grow a lot faster than the top. And of course all the trips, costs, and tips I saved along the way. It's a godsend in Summer when I want to keep my sides low.
I always no-guard buzz my hair. Everyone says it looks terrible, but I don't care, I'm not playing $12+tip twice a month to some barber. I pirate all of my movies, books and music, so it makes sense to pirate my haircut, too.
>>75481726Same, I haven't actually used a razor in several years
I only get my hair cut once a year to donate it. Ive never shaved my face with a razor, only clippers.
>>75483818based.same here desu, fuck paying some mfer to cut my hair when clippers cost $20 anid it takes 5 minutes.
>>75483884infuriates bald men too. they're the ones who comment upon it the most.
>>75481563I own a wahl razor. Just did a full head shave for winter
>>75482344buzzed hair is a homo stereotype
>>75481563I have good genes, resulting in long, golden hair.
