/fit/ - You wake up tomorrow in this body with >$60 to you - Fitness

Anonymous

11/21/24(Thu)01:47:01 No.75482740

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Anonymous 11/21/24(Thu)01:47:01 No.75482740 Archived

You wake up tomorrow in this body with
>$60 to your name
>steroids don’t exist in this dystopian world
>neet
>Just under 6ft

what’s your plan of action getting into shape? Do you March on or kys?

Anonymous
11/21/24(Thu)01:56:47 No.75482765

Anonymous 11/21/24(Thu)01:56:47 No.75482765

Starve myself, doing cardio until i feel like shit, go humiliate myself on some min wage job.... Ok just kidding, death is more honourable

Anonymous
11/21/24(Thu)02:03:31 No.75482779

Anonymous 11/21/24(Thu)02:03:31 No.75482779

>>75482740
SARMs, HMB, bunch of lifting and cardio. Hell, probably Ozempic+metformin+T3+clen+meth too.

Anonymous
11/21/24(Thu)02:10:36 No.75482793

Anonymous 11/21/24(Thu)02:10:36 No.75482793

>>75482740
this guy has some chromosome issue
steroids wouldnt fix it anyways
if i had my own mind i would rope

Anonymous
11/21/24(Thu)02:15:13 No.75482799

Anonymous 11/21/24(Thu)02:15:13 No.75482799

I could live with all of it that but
>$60
Ropemaxxin

Anonymous
11/21/24(Thu)02:43:44 No.75482844

Anonymous 11/21/24(Thu)02:43:44 No.75482844

>>75482793
it'd be real fascinating to see him start lifting and shooting up a bunch of Chinese roids. probably end up looking like the Juggernaut or something

Anonymous
11/21/24(Thu)04:04:34 No.75483015

Anonymous 11/21/24(Thu)04:04:34 No.75483015

kms

Anonymous
11/21/24(Thu)07:25:06 No.75483470

Anonymous 11/21/24(Thu)07:25:06 No.75483470

>>75482740
this thread motivated me to fight, ty anon

Anonymous
11/21/24(Thu)13:40:04 No.75484729

Anonymous 11/21/24(Thu)13:40:04 No.75484729

>>75482740
I don't look anywhere near this bad and I already want to kms. I wouldn't even think twice if this happened

Anonymous
11/21/24(Thu)13:43:32 No.75484735

Anonymous 11/21/24(Thu)13:43:32 No.75484735

>>75482740
I'm taking the s pill (I'm doing it irl too)

Anonymous
11/21/24(Thu)13:43:55 No.75484737

Anonymous 11/21/24(Thu)13:43:55 No.75484737

>>75482740
You might think this guy looks like shit, and you'd be correct but he's been annihilating people at the circle game with this image alone for YEARS.

Anonymous
11/21/24(Thu)15:18:27 No.75485131

Anonymous 11/21/24(Thu)15:18:27 No.75485131

>>75482740
Make social media accounts.
Cosplay and LARP as the Penguin from batman and the clown from d gray man
Make serious cash and fuck bitches.