lets get one going >be me at local gym >usually go at night but had time this afternoon>gym is filled with zoomers>forgot my gym has some deal with a local high school>they can sign up for some sport class gym included>am benching lmao2pl8 for reps>notice a a few dudes stare at me >when im putting back the plates one comes up to me>says they want to bench and if i can help>show how its done and they all take turns >”i want to be strong like you one day”>fist bump and walk away>later i’m in a separate area doing abs>group of zoomettes sit down in the same space >have airpods in but phone died>overhear them talking and constantly giggling>”i would go the gym daily if he was here”>some more absolutely wild stuff i won’t repeat kek>pretty sure they just were trying to one up each other>finish abs and leave the room>briefly look their way on the way out and smile>they have this deer in headlights face and look away laughing>later one of them started stretching right in front of me during cardio>funny thing is i am invisible to grills my age
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Flags on all boards in 2025. So sick of ESL posts like this.
>>75580456I'll take things that never happened 500.
ITT: antisocial nerds or powershitters who never get mired>t. former high school teacher
>>75580612Learn when to greentext, you fucking loser.
>>75580612>yeah bro trust me underage girls openly and loudly discussed how they would jump on my cock in a public gymYou have never had sex and never will and you will die alone.
>>75580456I look like him, but with a more shitty hair.
>>75580657i find it funny how far detached some people on this board are. bet you were playing vidya all day as a teenager
>>75580657Its true though, underage girls will explicitly say some wild shit to adults. Same with significantly older women. Its only the women around your age range that will pretend they don't see you.
>prostitute gave me my money back because my dick was too bigOh and my coworkers asked me if I work out I guess.I wish I could talk to girls
>>75580456>give shitty friend way too many chances, find out about and start to realize how much he’s sabotaged me from growing and making progress in life (maliciously often, in an effort to make himself feel as though he’s not such a loser, bucket crab shit), so stop associating with him>growth and success begins to skyrocket>making better money getting back in shape looking and feeling great>upload new profile picture>shitbag ex friends recent ex GF immediately DMs me saying how great I lookDisgusting. She’s obese and mentally ill. I don’t even hate the guy anymore. Even if she was hot I wouldn’t do anything. But just knowing I could have this bitch choking on my meat and then paint her face cumming on her glasses and all while he cries over her, knowing they still hangout often. But alas, she’s gross and is the type to probably claim rape, and it goes against morals of mine. Plenty of pussy around. The dudes lucky because if I was vindictive enough I probably would do it
>>75580456>8/10 on videocalls>7/10 in mirror>6/10 irl>4/10 in candid pictureshow do i fix this bros i feel like a fraud
>at the cali park>doing my shitty wall handstands>some boomer decided to explain to me how to do handstands>a week later, a different guy, about 5-10 years older than me decides to tell me how to do handstands as well>he really helps and I improve>yesterday he saw me again and coached me for an hour>he held my legs which was niceI'm not sure about his intentions. He seemed like a nice professional guy but why would he help me so much. He also told me every time before he touched me to correct my form. I don't care about him but hate being so clueless. Guess it's a mire for not being an intimidating girl as usual.
>>75581300The leaner you are, the better you look on camera.
>>75581470>its another episode of "anonette lets strange old men fondle her at a park"
>>75581529There is a 0% chance that post was written by a biological female.
>>75581550You got me, I'm a 5'1 tall man with long hair and high voice totally non-biological period pains.At least if I were a guy progress would be easier and I wouldn't get stuck on 7 pull ups for half a year.>>75581529It wasn't like that. I was being polite, and it wasn't inappropriate
>>75581730how nu r u? Tits or GTFO larping faggot.
>>75581166oh yeah he sounds really "lucky" top kek
>>75580456>be me like an hour ago>trying to catch a metro>door is closing as i approach>nex one is in like 6 minutes >i'm not waiting that long fuck that>put leg into it as it almost closes>jams>opens back up just enough to barely jump in>jump in with large grin on my face>some 7/10 smiles at me, clearly thinking "nice lmao">smile back>the endI mean it's nothing special and not even really a mire i guess since i wasn't fucking naked for her to know i'm in good shape to me but you guys will probably to like it anyways so here you go
>>75581091>prostitute gave me my money back because my dick was too bigthis is interesting, you're a huge loser for having to pay for sex but getting your money back because dick too big is pretty fucking non-loser so it kinda cancels out lmao
>>75580456>Girl I was lifting with said I had big biceps>Girl I like said she liked my shoulders>Finally hit 225, lads respect it>Guy in the gym said my arms are unfair Makes me feel good. Still feel a bit empty lmao. Gotta keep pushing
>>75581470B R I S B A N ERISBANE
>>75581878You approached and got her number though, right?
>>75581878Don't listen to that other moron, you don't have to get every girl's number that smiles at you. It's actually better to sometimes flirt with women and never see them again
>>75580456nigga i aint reading all that shit so im assuming you got mired by some fag in the sauna. “congrats”
>>75581944I'm really not in the mood for a new relationship right now, I just got out of a 11 year old one with now former fiancee and i'm not over it yet. I've had sex hundreds of times and not really missing it, yet at least
>>75581938anon you're jecked wunk wunk
>>75582031that's brutal, i hope you recover well anon. by the way, how do you have sex?
>>75581938>being Australian ISHYGDDT
>>75581073WHY ARE THEY LIKE THIS
>>75581878>metroL o lL m a o
>>75580456>and then everyone clapped and paraded me through the town on their shoulders
>>75581904>paying for services makes you a loser This motherfucker out here farming sex in his crop fields. He owns a big factory which produces sex. This guy out here fishing in the river and look at the size of the sex he caught. This badass just camped out in the woods and hunted for sex. This motherfucker got a hydroponic sex garden which he uses to spice his sex dishes. This vignter is brewing sex in his basement and aging it finely in his sex oak barrels from the sex tree he grew in his backyard. This master engineer built a sex engine from sex components which generates sex by boiling water and spinning a wheel.
>>75582031>11 year relationship>fiancee
>>75582463Anon, don't be pedantic. Yes on some level all sex is transactional,you're trading emotional attachment, time, money and giving her pleasure for getting pleasure of your own. Yes this is a transaction, a trade is a transaction, no it's not a bad thing.But paying money for sex is just prostitution, it's mechanical and not sporting in the slightest.
Couple mires from this week >at the lockers outside the change room, just finished up and waiting for my friend to grab his shit>great arm pump going >I can hear a couple girls chatting around the corner>they turn the corner, suddenly they go quiet> I see one looking at me, when I look back she looks down and plays with her hair>they head into the women’s change room>as they round the corner I hear the other one say “awooga” >other one giggles and says “omg stoppp”Next one:>working out again with same friend, he’s new to the gym so im showing him around >doing some incline bench, near the staff desk >get my friend to get started on the next exercise, I have a couple sets left> as I’m cleaning up, zoomer chick working the desk comes towards me>we’ve been playing eye tag for awhile >oh shit>excuse me, this might sound weird but I saw you working with that guy? Are you a trainer? We’re trying to hire a couple trainers>too autistic to respond properly so I just say no, sorry >she says oh okay, that’s cool. I’ve seen you here lots so I figured you might want the discount>laugh politely, that would be nice >just say I’ll see you around and bounce over to the next exercise>I was talking to my buddy’s gf later and she said the girl was probably trying to hit on me>mfw I didn’t even try to get her number I’ve got more mires if this is a real thread
>>75580456>funny thing is i am invisible to grills my agehell if this ain't me bro. for some fucking reason women younger and older than me are always staring me down in public but when it comes to women I can actually date and marry and have it be socially acceptable, I might as well not exist.
>>75582498I have no idea what you're talking about, bro. Sex is one of the least transactional activities out there. You love each other, you make a we-space, you bond, you make love, you love each other more. Positive cycle!
>>75582615>I can actually date and marry and have it be socially acceptableGirls in their 20s are legal adults y'know.
be mefucking girlcumgruntmoansex sex sexshe fuc me
>>75581073>>75582449young girls are extra flirty because not only are they experiencing the rush of hormones that comes with puberty, they are beginning to discover and play with the power they have over men.yes, they will be blatantly sexual and flirt with men older than them without intending to or being overly interested in following through with it, because it's just fun for them. you have to understand that they're barely learning that they can drive men insane with very little effort and they're growing into this ability. they are also aware of age of consent laws.basically they're little shits and only an absolute fool would ever try and engage a 'flirty' teenager directly. at most you can clue them in that you know what they're doing (they hate this), but don't actually try and fuck one, please.
>>75582788>without intending to or being overly interested in following through with it, because it's just fun for them.>he's actually naive enough to think thisI've seen enough girls in high school and beyond getting smashed by dudes that are way older to know this is total bullshit. Just like most teenage boys would absolutely stick their dick in prime MILF age Lisa Ann, many teenage girls get up to shit with dudes in their 20s and 30s. So yeah, you would be a fool to try and engage mainly because it's way easier than you'd expect and you can end up balls-deep before you even have a chance to hit the brakes.
>>75580456>Female chashier drops her spaghetti and starts stammering >Gay guy gives me the eyebrows raising and loweringNo idea why this happened I'm old and fat.
>>75582940alright bro, you let us know how that works out for you.
>>75582953I've been blatantly hit on by gays at several points. I'm told it's a good thing, it means you're actually handsome. kinda depressing to be reminded of how easily I could be having sex if I were gay.
>>75582967Already done. That's how one knows.
I honestly don't think I've ever been mired. I don't really go out enough to notice, anyway
>>75581300>6/10 on videocalls >6.5/10 in candid photos>7/10 in selfie camera>7.5/10 in the mirror>8/10 in the microwave door reflectionhow do I microwavemaxx?
>>75580456I can't tell if this is a mire or not>latina girl starts coming to the gym with her mom>she's cute>notice how close she gets to me whenever she walks past me>she always staring at me from a distance>whether I'm resting or doing a set, she's always watching me >her mom stares at me occasionally tooLittle confused about what's going on. This has been happening for weeks now
>>75581470On the off chance that you are a woman, how fucking oblivious and retarded can you be to not realise that the guy who "held your legs" and "coached you for an hour" just wants to pork your moist hole?Getting a mire is exclusively for men, dumb bitch. As a woman you collect mires from the opposite sex like a bee collects pollen, that's just what you do, there's absolutely nothing special, interesting or unusual about that. Men have to work hard as fuck to even get women to glance their way (at least average men).TLDR: post your nude breasts or vacate the forum, wench
>>75582780isn't it time for your handler to put you back in your cage, wayne rooney?
>>75580456There's nothing more delicious, nothing more intensely satisfying than shutting down a girl's advances. Collect the mire and let it slide off of you like water off a raincoat with nothing more than slight disdain for her vulnerability. Knowing the social, contextual implications behind a girl approaching you; knowing the social game and contract we exist in, and the drones that uphold it, expect you to react in a certain, rehearsed and positive way to female advances; "Oh, she picked me! It's my lucky day! Boy, I better give it my all for a shot with her!". But instead, one exudes nothing but coldness and non-responsiveness to this outstretched hand; it's beyond words how pleasing this is to the contrarian soul. It's like missing a layup; akin to whiffing the easiest free kick in the world; all you have to do is complete the last part of the ritual, and you throw it all away, just for a moment of pure defiance of the cosmic order, a chance to stand against the current of fate, like the elegant salmon jumping upstream, you defy the law of the Universe and fumble the last 1% needed to connect the dots, to synthesize the full picture, to close the loop. Only in this moment can one take full control of his destiny and know he is truly human, know he is truly alive and free, imbued with a divine will and the ability to choose his own future. I relish in these ephemeral and delectable moments more than any of you will ever know.
>>75582940I graduated in 2013 but even back then it wasn't uncommon to know girls who had phones and other gifts paid for by older men. Knew some girls who would get picked up by their older boyfriends from school and it was pretty widely known. I doubt things have changed that much since I got out of school.
>>75580466I think you're just retarded and require a better understanding of english
>>75583785i actually do this. had this coworker who i used to flirt with for fun, but then she kept escalating and basically asked me to come over and fuck. she started avoiding me and even spread a rumor that i’m gay after i gave an excuse. similar with a girl (taken) at the gym. she always comes to me to talk, complains to me about her bf and gave me her snapchat. just knowing im one conversation shy from having them is enough for me.in general acting aloof drives girls crazy. they will create this whole persona of you in their head and figure you’re ’mysterious’. do not recommend when the girl is actually gf material because keeping up that facade is deadly for a relationship
>>75583785Thank you my friend. I do the same thing I just lack the ability to accurately articulate it in the way you have.
>>75583785>mfker just found out about Kierkegaardrelax Johannes.
>>75582195>that's brutal, i hope you recover well anonit is what it is>by the way, how do you have sex?"don't look desperate" would be my #1 tip I guess. Get into places/gatherings/hobbies/whatever the fuck where you are likely to meet and talk with women. I wouldn't go to clubs myself because the kind of women i'd be interested in wouldn't go to clubs.>>75582491She wanted to take it slow and marry after finishing her med school. Which was this year. I didn't really care, don't need daddy govt or mommy church to approve my relationships. I guess it's for the better in the end, at least i didn't have to deal with a divorce
>>75581515its not even a lean thing i dont think because im pretty lean already i have abs. lighting and angles just destroy me i guess i only have one good angle that works in darker rooms. but im also insecure as fuck, however the candid pics one is definitely real its horrid>>75583717based
>>75583785Does it count if I just know I will spill spaghetti if I try to reciprocate and I am so wrapped up in my head all the time that I can’t respond expressively to anything immediately? The premise here sounds really cool but I can’t help but feel it depends on me actually being capable of taking an opportunity when it is given and I believe they are sometimes but the effect I return is not rejection and instead just plain shyness.
people say i look like i do instagram / tiktok content, i don't know if that's a compliment or not
>>75585543For example just this morning I was walking, in a bad mood resting bitch face wearing an undershirt that is tight around my muscles a bit and I look at this upcoming girl and I’m lost in thought and just looking at her with bitch face and she smiles then looks away but I don’t think she felt rejected. She was very attractive too I didn’t even notice until she passed me she had a great ass in her yoga pants and ik shapewear and all but not every girl has a perfect ass in shapewear ok
>be me, early 30’s>have cancer (Hodgkins)>long-haired guy with elite hair genetics>stroll into barbershop the other day>tell the barber to take it all off and shine me up>he does it for free>I have become bald, destroyer of insecure haircels >everyone thinks I look good with a shaved head>go home>gf thinks I’m sexy and that I look great as a bald guyI am only one chemo cycle deep lads, so the worst has yet to come. I am also having a tough time shitting. Very constipated. Even so, WAGMI.
>>75585634Just fast, cancer is cured by not eating until it is gone
>>75582788you're a fucking idiot if you think those little sluts arent looking for dick because of daddy issues. i just fucked a 20 yr old coworker last month
>>7558566820 is like 30 in girl years retard
>>75580456Fake and gay
>>75581300>>6/10 irl>>4/10 in candid picturesAccept the fact that cameras and lenses (mirrors are just big lenses) distort and reflect lightning ways that IRL will not when you use your human gifted eyes. You can use it to your advantage because tinder is a lie. You'll also never look good candidly. Not even hot chicks do.
>>75585661I have heard this, but what are the ideal intervals? I can barely eat anyway, seeing as I can’t fit anymore mass in my bowels without exploding.
>>75581878I did this before once in Boston. > Be me> Green line> See dude running > Conductors are cunts > Doors start dinging > Stock my foot out to prevent door from closing> Doors reopen> Guy gasping for air fist bumps me> People on trolley say nice!> Conductor seethes Boston is a shit hole and fuck the green line.
>>75582031> Fiancee> 11 yearsYou fucked up waiting that long dipshit and deserve your fate
>>75585634Get better anon.
>>75585668>i just fucked a 20 yr old coworkerwe're talking about prepubescent girls dumbtard.
>>75585755No intervals. Don’t eat for 40 days
>>75583785you probably fucking hate woman like this anon>>75585740I know but I refuse to fraud. I have a pretty strong distaste for girl's images that are even slightly filtered or altered or very heavy makeup for some reason. If I took a selfie through webcam with perfect lights angles and everything sure Id look great but it would be so different than the real me that I would end up disliking it. Plus if I did meetup with someone irl I would feel like a catfish
>>75585935>school girls>prepubescentWhy are people on /fit/ so retarded?
>>75581300>Look myself in the mirror when I'm home>look like shit>go out for a while and come back, look myself in the mirror again>Feel like I look like a greek godWhat causes this?
>>75581300anons how do i make my eyes look bigger, im not even asian i just have small eyes and i hate it
>>75586844Have you considered cutting your eyelids off?
>>75585825Thanks bro, I will do my best.>TFW gf’s mom who has mixed feelings about me thinks I make a very handsome bald guy.
>>75583785Based. After getting married this is my default mode
>>75580456Ya bitch fuck china dick
Posting in mires but truly this shit just annoyed me, idk why women in work can't understand "No, I do not shit where I eat">>75581073Christmas party last night. I'm 30, every single woman at work is either teens/very early 20s OR near 50s+Once again, virtually all fo them were all over me. Always trying to be handsy or get within an inch of my face or butting into conversations or trying to feed me alch or get me to text them. In particular, the just turned 18 year old niece of the boss came and followed me the entire time, constantly talking about being drunk, getting levered with her friends, guys she's rejecting and trying to get in on what i'm doing with the other guys. The Aunt (bosses wife) kept asking me what my intentions were (literally none, conversation was inane and she was mainly good for the dickwaving contests with the lads to stockpile a few months of "Lol shut up you're shit x beat you at y"What was particuarly fucked was near the end of the night, said Aunt & wife of boss swapped from aggressive to friendly and squeezing my ass.Am I cooked? I rejected their daughter last party (she's been very passive aggressive since)
>training at local calisthenics park>girl I took out for a date a few weeks before passes by, on a jog>she starts flailing her arms and waving at me to be seen.>notice her, give her a quick greeting as she passes>later that day recieve a message from her asking me to let her know next time I go there so we can train together.It's not much of a mire but kinda stoked on it. As I thought, after the date, she wasn't that interested in me at all.Thing is I've been quietly crushing on her for about a year, as she works at a cafe I frequent. But she never gave me the vibe that she was keen so I never followed up, until the other month she asked for my number.I think she might just be a little shy or apprehensive.Regardless she's a fit, latina cutie who's cunt I would love to wear as a face mask.Thanks for listening to my shout cast.
>>75580456I posted on another mire thread but i got more mires since, not just fit related but also looksmaxxing played a part of it>spend month of vacations from office work doing manual labor plus gymming>get even way bigger muscles>coworkers say i look way better>on vacacion months i bought 4 parfumes>started using one exclusively (the least stinky) for gym>used the most panty dropper one for casual/bright formal colors>use the last two parfumes who smell like a rich old fascist nazi man on darker colors and more formal clothing>women turn their heads whenever i walk by>some even stare autistically, even if married/non work related>women are way nicer to me>two coworkers have developed the costume of asking me to smell my arms everyday (i spray arms, neck and chest)>female boss hugs me out of nowhere for any random reason even more often than when i was just fit and looksmaxxed>feminist commie yupi coworkers get uncomfortable around me because of all the irl updoots im getting>preworkout im using have way more agressive vasodilators, i train for longer and harder and i get borderline disgusting pumps>veins popping out>fat coworkers coping way harder by eating more candy and cookies as a form of opposition>get hyped up due to social updoots and work harder>get praised by everyone>people that hates me seethes more than everTldr: being fit is not enough. Get nice clothes, stop acting like an incel, be hygienic and smell good. Dont underestimate the details.>remember, we all gonna make it, keep going
>>75586798you might have lost some water throughout the day and looked less bloated
>>75580456>funny thing is i am invisible to grills my ageiktf34, look 26, early 20s if I shaveit's a pain cuz when I was actually 26 women my age wouldn't even glance at me
>be 24yo me >6ft and /fit/>qt coworker started working in the office more>she always comments on my lunch>”i now understand why you’re so jacked”>gets all shy when i hold the door for her or something >always comes to me with a pickle jar when it’s really not that tight>in general asks for help when having to lift just about anyting>told me that i look bigger (true, bulk going well)>mfw she is 6ft3 and 19
>>75587346>After getting married this is my default modeI guess this is key because that is also my default mode but while being a kissless virgin lol
Just got out of a three year relationship and downloaded hinge for the first time. Spent like 50 bucks on photofeeler getting the best pics I took rated until I consistently got 6.5-8/10 and then went on. Have 30 matches in one week and got six numbers right off the bat with a date scheduled for Tuesday. Now I know how Chad feels, imagine being so wanted you slowly realize you can do no wrong. And I’m not even that great looking I’m like a mid to high 6/10. The meta for the whole thing isn’t even to take it seriously and to realize absolutely none of the women on there are wife material and were sex toys for like 10 dudes before you. The more hot and social media esque your profile and pictures are the more likes you’ll farm. The key to chats is to be quick about getting her interest. No asking fucking gay questions about their work or how they’re doing, I shit you not that girl has 50 guys doing the same thing. Open up flirtatious and jokingly and within a few messages you’re asking for the number or else you’re cooked and she’s gonna stop responding. Pic related is what I go for in my pics, it’s that GTA 6 male protag and he’s got the white trash chad energy that is gonna get you some girls.
>>75588210>girl brings jar for me to open>say oh you should try opening it with rubber gloves on>leave
Hit on an extremely attractive blonde girl at a bar while she was there with multiple other men. She said I was funny and turned to me and gave me fuck me eyes but I lost track of her and didn't get her number.
>>75588381I literally don’t care mate. Post your face if you want to say looks don’t matter.
>>75580510I read it all and wish I hadn't
>>75588483Because it reminded you how undesirable you are and no woman has ever shown interest in you, let alone mired?
>>75582540keep 'em coming, King
>>75582173Someone please post this, I can't find it in my image horde
>>75588381hinge was filled with non whites and alternative type girls for me. might need to give it another shot
>>75589795now i'm curious
>>75581300Same, I look fine in the mirro but look like absolute shit in pictures. I think it's my glasses, I really need to get contacts I guess.
>>75588381I hope you fucking die
>>75580456>helping friends moving out >everyone wait for my help to lift the heaviest things
>teenagers on bikes see me walking shirtless and ask what bra size do I wear>"same as your mother's">they take off>they come back telling it was a jokeMade my day and took it as a mire. Also think they were bantering and didn't mean bad.
>>75583717what's up with microwave doors that I look insanely jacked in them
>>75582540>>75589024From a couple weeks ago>doing some weighted chins with lmao 1pl8>skinny chick I see a lot doing some banded pull ups beside me>she’s definitely watching me a bit whileI’m lifting >she comes up to me after I finish my set>hey excuse me, could I ask you for some form tips? I’m new to this and you look like you know what you’re doing hahah >sure no problem >watch her do her set, tell her she’s doing good and shit, give her some basic tips >compliment her eyelashes, she’s got really thick fake ones >used to date a lash tech so I know bitches love hearing about them>she says thanks >tell her that I could help her do body weight pull ups soon, let’s workout together >she says that would be cool>got her ig >haven’t messaged her yet
>>75585634God bless you Anon. Stay strong brother!You Are Going To Make It.
>>75585785Well done Anon!Yes, and fuck the Green line. Especially government center. Trains round that corner and the squealing is fucking ear-splitting!
>>75585634good luck gang. your gains are waiting for your once you beat this thing
>be me>make a purchase at a bookstore today>cashier, a woman around my age, is just ogling me and asking where i work out and what i do and eat>i try to answer politely>cashier asks to see my ID when i use my phone to pay>oh okay>within 30 minutes receive a Facebook friend request and a message>hey we just met at the bookstore would love to get coffee and talk about working out>pic relatedMires ain't all they're cracked up to be, guys.
>>75592878Kek this is true, it’s mostly unattractive women that are very forward unfortunately
>>75592828Ah the Boylston Bend...
>>75585935>we're talking about prepubescent girls dumbtardprepubescent means like 8 year olds u fucking retard
>go ice skating with family>all my family said the ice skate desk girl was being flirty and kept staring at me>as I take the skates off, I get my socks wet>as I return the skates and say my socks got wet, the girl rushes in seeing if she can help>got too busy by the time I left to ask for her numberI guess she was just being nice
>>75592878Just tell her you need a friends with benefits and booty call her whenever. Fuck her in the dark, no difference between pussys, she'll do anything to make you cum
>>75592878That forehead can't be real.
>>75582788idk I remember a few girls in my school fucking guys in their thirties when they were 16 and the guys never got in trouble, but tbf nowadays it would be a different story I think
>>75594151This guy gets it.
>>75583751>latina>she's always watching meYou here thinking she sees you as senor guapoThats not the case. Ive seen you deadlift.She thinks you're senor gato.
>>75595309Depends on when this was and what the age of consent is. I know it's easy to forget this but the average age of consent across the world is actually around 16 not 18.
>>75592878she probably just wants your jizz for hair restoration
>>75580456how big are you buddy
>>75592878fucking hell mate how old are you
>post body on /fit/ a couple times>some people say i look great/amazingI don't see it but I'm glad I can fool some of you.
>>75588381Kek just wait until you go out on 5 dates in a row and they all ghost you
My Physiotherapist is hinting at me>lol you're just an autist misinterpretatingtrue i'm an autist but for the first time in my life im actually sure about that.hinting were the same age rangehinting she is singlehinting that she has nothing planned for her christmas/silverster time when i brought up that i'm not sure if i want to go to the teams Christmas party.
>>75595645Well just hint back at her if you're interested. Bring it up again next time you see her. "I'd rather just go out to dinner." And then follow up with "What are you doing?" then depending on her reply you'll know whether it's safe to ask her out.
>>75581300Why fix it?
>>75595645i believe you because i was in a similar situation. unfortunately she was a few years older and not my type, i basically turned her down (lied that i had a gf in a convo) and now she ignores my emails and have to find a different pt which fucking sucks
>>75580456Are women afraid to show their interest because if you have 5 dudes who she hit on in the last year it's like dude they're trying to be machiavellian but it only gets them deeper if you weren't doing something I wouldn't notice it.>oh I didn't ask out 5 different people basically>basicallyWhat else are you gonna even do? Imagine it's a dude.
>>75592878This is how women see even slightly thinning men btw
>>75581091Post dick. I know this is a SFW board, but just do one of them bulge pics
>>75595702>not my typei cant be picky i have an ugly face. And i cant run around stripping all the time to show of my body>turned her down now she ignores my emails and have to find a different ptthat's rather unprofessional. She didn't even cancel your appointments? didn't say anything>>75595686Yes next appointment is Thursday. Already have a plan.
I've got some:>Be me, traveling but still make time to work out.>Deadlifting 455 for sets of 4, conventional. >A couple of guys a few years younger than me stop by the platform and watch as I deadlift.>Finish my set and they are just nodding saying "that's fucking crazy strong bro."Deadlift is my strongest lift, and I will typically start getting people staring and watching from afar, especially when I go over 500. I have had people ask me for help on squat, bench, and deadlift.Another:>sitting around at an old job of mine late at night.>girl looks up at me and asks if I do crossfit, saying I look super fit.>My autistic virgin ass says no, I just lift normally and was honestly kind of upset she thought I did crossfit, though I did not show it because I know she didn't know the difference.>Pretty much exit the conversation after that. >Girl was a college-aged nigress with the craziest ass to waist ratio I have ever seen, later found out she wanted me badly and I had no idea. Another from this last weekend:>Get invited to a holiday party through some mutual friends.>Get there and am welcomed in.>The girl hosting it hugs me and says "woww I heard you were buff but they didn't tell me you were super tall too!">A few of the other girls mention it as well, don't really pursue any of it beyond just agreeing and trying to be polite, shifting the conversation away from me being tall onto the party going on.>Eat a ton of food, talk with some of my friends, leave.
>>75580456More of a face mire>have huge Viking beard that covers my face>cute Latina girl gives me a glance every now and then and smiles >shave my beard off and look ten years younger >all my boys are mirring and telling me I look good>she sees me walking by and does a triple glance
>>75580456>Local event>Acquaintance arrives with new blonde in tow. Ponytail, fine ass in jeans.>Sits several rows in front of me, her and I meet eyes for several seconds>Event occurs, ends>Our groups pass while leaving, she hits me with a full on 'fuck me' gazeAin't much but it caught me by surprise.
>>75583834Damn, you are gay.
>talking to girl>ask if she wants to see my legs after workout>sent>"anon are you natty? that's all muscle"I don't know if she's trolling me or not bros, I only met her a few days ago and managed to get into her DMs.
>>75588210Breed with her to have massive babies
1 day of tinder, does this count as a mire...
>nurses complimenting my veins before sticking a needle in me is getting predictable
>>75587473Sounds like she's shy, invite her to dates until she warms up to you or declines three dates in a row without suggesting an alternative
>>75598289I mean that first girl is Highland royalty, so that's something
>>75598289>the little girl from brave>giant glasses art ho>a hippopotamus that figured out how to use a phone>a teenaged boy >fat mystery meat>the same bitch with the giant goggles on her alt account>a bot >nigress >grimes>ooga booga looking horror storyquantity over quality
>>75598289I'd bang every single one of these so Yeah sure.
>>75580456>>some more absolutely wild stuff i won’t repeat kekare you fucking serious dude. spill the beans.
>>75583751>Little confused about what's going on.You make them moist.>like mother like daughter
>>75598356>"thanks babe">"wanna see the veins on my cock?"do it next time lol
Since getting fit Im noticing more hot girls are happy to workout near me in the gym. Just yesterday was treated to an eyeful of bent over pussy mound courtesy of the hot girl coming over and doing cable leg kickbacks right in front of me. Was a blessed day
>>75587473>she's a fit, latina cutie who's cunt I would love to wear as a face maskShe has options dude. She's playing the field. You should be too. Don't be mad/sad about it. Follow up on her reaching out, and get in there & get some dude. It's okay if she doesn't want to be with you forever.
>>75587487It's crazy how much better women treat you when they find you sexually appealing. Is it shallow as fuck? Hell yeah it is. Whatever. Roll with it. It's never going to change.
>>75598356>2025 basically >still getting the vaxMany such cases
>>75598289All of them are fat and disgusting.
>>75598943Oh don't worry I'm fully aware of how the world works and I'm also playing the field. Have a few other options too, but she's the top of the list at the moment.I got back to her and told her next time I go train at the park I'll let her know. So will see her this weekend.I do feel like she's quite shy and reserved, too. On our first date her walls were up.
>>75599250Well yeah, its tinder.
>>75580456My girlfriend told me that I look strong. My girlfriend's dad asked why I cannot deadlift three times my bodyweight yet...
>>75599391Sounds like he's jealous that you're pumping his daughter, who he probably lusted over for years.
>>75599404That's really gross lmao. I sincerely hope not.
>>75581938>>75582173>>75589795>>75590900also, wrong spelling of hoard
>>75599286>I do feel like she's quite shy and reserved, too. On our first date her walls were up.I hope it's fun for awhile man. Be careful if she keeps being emotionally unavailable. It usually means she has a stronger connection and more history with another dude. Not a big deal for hookups, but she won't want anything long-term if that's what's going on.
>>75599194I'm donating blood, you cringy cunt
>>75599650I hear you brother. And i have learned alot since re entering the dating world a couple years ago. I have no expectations of anything and have multiple back up women that I date, too.Part of me thinks she was just trying to feel me out and see if I'm not some drug addled party maniac fuckboy (the average where I live)As our first date she was really interested in me and asking me alot of questions about myself. But whenever I would answer back with "and you" I would get short answers.Anyway... rambling. Not gonna lose any sleep over a random woman if she's not interested, just move onto the next.
>>75588210you retard, you can NOT fuck this up do NOT miss this chance
>>75581300How do you look better in video calls than you do in the mirror? I've never seen that, and my experience is the complete opposite:>1/10 in video calls (literally took me hours of Zoom calls to get used to how my face looks on them)>3/10 - 6/10 in photos>5/10 - 8/10 in the mirror, depending on the day and the mirror
>>75580456>A little over one year into lifting, gains finally starting to really show>Meet friend who just got back from 10 months of travelling, first thing he says that I look like a "big guy" now>3 close friends start asking me about training around the same time, and if I would like to go to the gym with them>Almost everyone else in our friend group also starts going to the gymHaven't gotten any clear and obvious mires from girls, but damn, inspiring your friends feels almost as good
>>75592878>2 weeks into creatine
Remembered that time i was walking around and an Asian girl mired and made a move to approach me but her friend stopped her.It WILL happen again.
>>75580619>I'm incredibly pedantic about greentext usage, but you're the loser
>>75599967best one itt
>>75599967Based chud, Better then any mire.
>>75580466And IDs. IDs should be on every board
>>75599967Only real mire in this thread, based.
i'll ask her tomorrow (in about 9 hours). wish me good luck.
>>75599949Dark room with just monitor as light, cam at my only good angle. Works really damn well on me for whatever reason, get nonstop mires.>>75595697because I dont wanna look like shit anon wdym>>75590908Yep my glasses are stupid looking, I have contacts that I use if other people are going to see me.
>>75580466>>75601699this website isn't for you. maybe try reddit.
