Post your unironic fitness goals.
>>75582714>abs at 30bmi>several muscle ups>several fingertip planche pushups>citywide arm wrestling champall at the same time, possible in a year or two natty
>>75582714I'm currently saving up money and gaining survival skills so I can go live in the mountains and just train and meditate all day, unironically.
>>75582714I'm 5'5" and accepted that this is what I should do with my youth while I can.
>>75582714Gonna take a lot of time but I know I gotta at least finish making the first steps
>>75582714Enter Chadren
>>75582949Age will naturally alter your chemistry and hormones, start building muscles now before it's to late.
>>75582714i want a girl to suck on my titties
>>75582714To be one of the strongest men to walk the earth while also being able to sprint at an NFL pace and have enough endurance to smoke virtually everyone at a 5k
>>75583004I'm working on the ones that help protect me if I fall when I'm old: core and legs.
I would have to lose over 100lbs to look like this
>>75582918you won't have enough food to train and survive
>>75583032Do it
>>75583036Muh depression makes me zone out and binge eat. I need to replace my unhealthy coping habit with something just as unhealthy but that isn't food. Will cigarettes help??
>>75582714Mega gnar
>>75583007Me too.
>>75583038chew gum if you havent tried it
I want to bench 300lbs at 5'3".
She's 16 now, but I would love to just throw my daughter up in the air or around the pool to her surprise again.
>>75583129Based
>>755827142/3/4/5Be able to hold a planche,humanflag and a front lever for 5 secondsAnd aestheticaly, vascular fucking quads
>>75582714The one and only.
this plus a 100kg snatch
>>75585197BASED
>>75582714>Bodyweight overhead press (check)>Pistol squats for sets of 20 (check)>Weighted pullup with 100 lbs attached. (Check)>Casually competent at boxing and jiujitsu (Check)>Maintain this into my 40's and then stick with taichi and hypertrophy work for master Roshi mode.
>>75583034I'm learning hunting and trapping, as well as preserving. I might just buy a giant ass freezer and haul it into the woods to preserve food. I'm going to save up 10000$ and spend it all on food to stash, and also find a place with good hunting and foraging, thinking North Carolina because it's free of a lot of natural disaster areas, or maybe Maine or maybe Alaska.First I'm thinking of studying with Tibetan monks to learn how to breath in cold weather like Wimm Hoff.
>>75582714
>>75584776Maybe it's time to make an infographic for this already. 2/3/4/5 is not a goal. It is not balanced and everyone will hit the 2pl8 OHP long after they've hit the other lifts. You'll have added more plates to those other ones already, probably. Adding 40kg to a 60kg OHP is clearly more difficult than adding 40kg to a 180kg deadlift.1/2/3/4 does work, because an healthy adult male will hit all of those around the same time give or take a month or two. If you've already hit this milestone, then you should have realized that 2/3/4/5 is nonsense.
>>75582714Bodyweight bent press.
I'm going to catch the necromorph virus from Dead Space so I can become a brethen moon and assimilate all other biomass in the universe to fuel my sick gains.
>>75583032>skips bicep day every daybased anti-curlbro
>>75582714Just wanna be healthy for as long as I can be.
>>75582988Lets see the starting point
Full planche
>>75582714I want to be somewhere between yujiro and garou. I just want to be fit enough to face any challenge that comes at me. someone tries to fight me, I want to win. absolutely car is speeding at me, I want to jump over it. I get locked in a room, I want to be able to kick the door down in one kick. yes I know I'm retarded, still gonna try it.
to not be in the pantyboy at my gym threads. feels like my physique will never escape that though
>>75582714I just want to be healthy desu
Greek god
>>75589640Post physique I can give u some tips
>>75590454What kind of gains we talkin hoe
fitness modelmake money off physiquebench 315 at 175lbs 8%
>>75590787Guaranteed gainz
>>75589572time to set myself on fire
>>75589572You might want to reconsider this one, Makoto's skin is bacon
>>75585787I can do all of those things except the pistol squats, and I am 54. My knees do not like doing pistols anymore but I have done them. Maintaining this as you age is not all that difficult, especially if you did not tear your knees up.
