>>75584804
>Hit snooze 3-4x
>Doomscroll Tiktok 20-30mins
>Fap to Tiktok thots until failure
>Realize I'm running late for work so throw on clothes w/o shower
>Grab Monster energy drink from fridge

>>75584804
Bet you anything this guy hates himself

>>75584804
>wake up
>fold up futon and put it in the closet
>sweep the floor
>meditate
>make breakfast
>go about my day

>>75584804
Notice how he's the only one in the video.

Does anyone have the gif that's just him pulling the sheet over the pillow in a loop?

>>75584825
better than OP's webm

Taking a shit, brush teeth and wash face. Fill up my water bottle and tidy the bedroom

It's so feminine to put on a show like this for the cameras that he looks gayer than hell throughout this whole video.

Woke up
Fell out of bed
Dragged a comb across my head

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>>75584804
Wakey wakey, eggs and bacey

>>75584849
lmao

>>75584804
>Framed pictures of generic vistas
Living the dream of living inside a Bed Bath & Beyond?

>rise
>brainfog still active
>confused, dazed, delirious
>crawl out of nest made out of sheets and pillows
>run out and rely solely on instinct and smell
>drink raw milk directly from the local cow's tit
>waddle through the forest, start to snap awake
>launch time
>shoplift humans organs from the hospital donor center
>sneak steal some breastmilk from the maternity ward
>escape and evade CIA on your way out back into the jungle
>time to hunt
>pop enough psychedelics to make a whale tango
>back on the moon
>the visions guide me
>steal more breastmilk
>dress up as the grim reaper and terrorize the local senior home
>brainfog comes back
>sleepy, drowsy, lethargic
>everything is a blur
>another week has passed

>>75584804
Is that the tiktoker that tries to emulate patrick bateman?

>>75584804
Bro really watched American Psycho one time and made it his entire life routine

>>75584804
>wake up around 8am-1pm
>scroll tiktok a bit
>get up, shower, apply antifungal soap under panniculus and in thigh flaps
>dry off, apply antifungal cream under panniculus and on thigh flaps
>apply baby powder generously
>do stretches
>apply lotion to cracked soles
>have breakfast (350-550 calories and 40-50g protein depending on if having lunch)

if this was a woman doing this there'd be 100 seething replies about why is she showing her ass and titties

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>check time
>groan
>crawl out of bed
>hack up a lung in the bathroom
>forget to weigh myself properly fuuuu-
>grab an energy drink
>fuck around with a screen in bed for hours
>get up
>shower
>gym

I really need to get better about this shit. As soon as I beat this sinus infection I'm getting up at 7am sharp every single day I swear

>wake up
>snooze alarm for 20 minutes
>wake up again
>fight off tears and urge to go back to sleep
>crawl out of bed
>brush teeth and piss
>get dressed
>chug some wine
>go to work
I want to die

>>75585109
what do you think

>>75585274

Why are you chugging wine

>>75585283
I think Israel has no right to exist and that we should gas all the muslim invaders in europe

>>75585290
Cause I hate life

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>wake up
>wash my face
>eat the sandwich i made yesterday
>pick up some clothes from the floor and put them on
>leave the flat

>>75585311
based animal

>>75584804
what a chad. no gigachad though. morning routines are a retarded waste of time. just do what you need to do

>>75584804
>wake up at 5:30
>read manga for 30min
>go upstairs and make coffee + breakfast
>brush teeth, take shower
>lay around for an hour
>gym on lift day short run on non-lift day

>>75584804
>get woken up due to a need to shit
>grab a black boss can from the fridge
>coffee : /
>coffee japan : O
>do my wordle whilst taking a shit
>send my wordle result to my mates
>have shower
>deodorant, brush teeth, moisturiser
>take pumpkin seed oil for the norwood and fish oil for the mercury
>pack lunch
>go to work

>>75585311
Invest in a clothes table man it's a game changer not having to bend down. Even a metal folding chair or plastic lawn chair is huge lifestyle gains.

>>75584804
I have no routine because my job is extremely erratic, and yet pays very shitty. I vowed my gf that I'd get something better by springtime, so I can then move in with her and her parents (sharing expenses, even if they ask me to contribute more than 1/4th share, would still amount to a reduction in my monthly expenses of about 600$).

I am almost debt free from my student loans (I will pay them off in April, after my tax returns). This will amount to 200$ more per month in my pocket. (It was not a useless degree, I got a Bachelor's in physics and math, and I left school with 14k of debt 2 years ago. Been paying it off AGGRESSIVELY since the pandemic ended. All surplus income, and all 3000$ of my tax returns goes into paying it off.)

Not even accounting for the emotional benefit of being with the only person I love, this would amount to a doubling of my quality of life (if you define quality of life by "net surplus income"), when you account for the drop in expenses and a (hopeful) increase in wages.

Until then: I have no routine. I am in hell. My health is deteriorating. My boss is a whore nepobaby who got the job from her brother. She makes everyone's life hell. Every past employee for 16 years has filed a complaint against her to corporate, but her baby brother keeps bailing her out. She has no experience, and used to be a coke-using stripper in the 80s.

I know dudes who have written down her address from the company computer, and kept it after quitting, and they'll drive past every now and then and fantasize about burning her home (which was also a gift from her brother) down.

>>75584804
30mins of checking my 4chan posts for (you)’s
30mins of taking a dump
30mins run
30mins shower and skincare
now I can start my day

>>75584902
GIWTWM

>>75584804
>Wake up
>Shit
>Eat
>Get out of bed

>>75585411
HRfag protip: stop complaining to the company, start filing complaints with your state labor board. Keep records, keep a work journal noting all your interactions with her, get your coworkers who have filed complaints already to do the same.

Corporate HR is not there to help you: it's to prevent lawsuits and state labor board complaints. Start ignoring them (in fact refuse to talk to them, claim they're causing a hostile work environment), start filing complaints to the state labor board.

Good luck my friend. I got so burned out from shitty bosses that I haven't worked since I quit in 2022. I may never go back.

>>75585291
you can save gas by just having all of them confined in the middle east
and I mean ALL of them
no gibs too, just pure battle royale

>>75585429
Their family are Greek. They moved to Canada in the 1950s as illegal immigrants, but somehow evaded deportation.

Their grandfather / father became a millionaire fishing canner ... by dyeing fish pink and selling it as fake salmon.

They never got caught, and are actually proud about scamming the native Anglo / French Canadians out of their money.

When the father died, the son took the inheritance and bought 4 rental properties. He's now a turnkey slum-lord.

He also had the boomer trajectory of continually failing upwards through his company (despite his mistakes and stealing from the company), until he got promoted to management.

He then used his management position to hire his sister and high school best friend (on the condition that they only ever tell corporate he's doing a good job, and hush up all the complaints from the employees).

She makes 70k per year just to yell at recent college grads, and make mistakes for the other senior staff to clean up.

He makes hundreds of thousands per year to sit on his ass. He has two sons, both of whom have never worked, and get to go on luxurious vacations, and drive sportscars.

If I wasn't anti-legal-immigration before this job, I am anti-legal-immigration now.

Greek people are just low-IQ Jews. They're less smart about hiding their nepotism and scheming and parasitism.

>>75585411
Do you work for Kamala Harris?

>>75585450
Did you fall out of a coconut tree nigger?

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>>75584825
>>75585274
>>75584804
Based.
>My gf literally sets alarms on her days off, to help me get out of bed.
>I "make" her give me tickles
>ring taxi and hope one will be here soon because I NEVER prebook
>Drag my ass to the bathroom and shower and brush teeth
>phone rings: it's the taxi
>scream goofly as I run into the bedroom and hairdry my hair and body off, my gf laughs at me
>ran out door at get in taxi to get to work 15 mins late
>been doing this for over a year since they changed the bus route
>Tell work I now have to get two buses hence why late, but actually just even lazier now I can get taxis
I'm just a sleepy lil guy as my gf says :3
>>75585242
how fat are you? Well done on losing weight, if you are.

>>75585379
Your kitchen is upstairs?

>>75585383
do you drink Japans most popular coffee? I do B^)

>>75585483
>how fat are you?
410 lbs in february, 254 this morning
Don't want to have to get skin removal but I'll have to if I ever want to be normal-ish, the one thing about the skin issues is that's what insurance looks for to approve it so at least there's that

>Alarm at 7:00
>Lay in bed for 15 minutes looking at my phone
>finally get up and make my bed
>change into my college clothes
>go downstairs and make breakfast and some tea
>finish brekkie
>go for a shit
>finish shit
>brush teeth & wash face
>leave

>>75585492
holy shit dude congrats, that's awesome. Keep it up!

Are you doing skin creams and collagen supplements? Definitely start doing those if you're not already. And if you get the skin surgery make sure to get anti-scarring creams and use them religiously.

>>75585492
Good on you and well done

>>75585492
pretty pretty pretty good effort anon

>>75585497
this dude walking around with a shitty asshole all day

>>75585546
Animals do it, why shouldnt we?

>>75584804
What's with the Ferrero Rocher?

>>75585566
The company is breaking into meme guerilla marketing by making undisclosed endorsements

>>75584835
Why would you sweep the floor after waking up?

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>>75584804
>5:35 alarm
>do lower back stretches while still lying down
>5:40 - 5:55
>put on gym clothes, lurk twitter, drink a glass of water, leave for gym
>6:15 - 8:00
>lift for 50 minutes, change, swim for 30, shower, get dressed, leave
>8:30
>get home, take post gym nap
>9:00 - 9:30
>get breakfast, skin care routine, get dressed, leave to wage cage

sometimes i can't nap due to appointments, sometimes i gotta leave straight to appointments from the gym. if something stops me from accomplishing even one step in the schedule before 8:30(business meetings, usually) i dont even bother going to the gym

>>75585486
yes
basement suite with shared amenities upstairs
it's vancouver you must understand that having your own kitchen is a luxury not afforded to the poor

>>75585413
I will never understand people who take so long to shit. It takes me less than a minute from the moment I drop my pants to the moment I drop the turd.

>>75584804
So gay lmao.
>>75584825
>>75584835
Based.

My routine:
>wake up at 5:30
>drink peppermint coffee
>browse 4chan
>warm up car
>quickly shit
>get work clothes on
>go to work

I hate wage slaving desu. Only part-time but knowing I have to wake up for work makes everything ten times more painful.

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>wake up whenever
>teleport out of bed immediately
>turn on PC
>turn on coffee maker
>oatmeal in microwave
>while coffee and oatmeal are in progress take a piss
>grab my breakfast and return to PC
>Youtube on main monitor, 4chan on secondary

That is the routine before my actions start bifurcating. I work nights and go to bed right after so I'm rarely in any rush.

>wake up 6am
>no snooze because I noticed it makes me sluggish
>pee
>make bed
>down 500ml of lemon water and some supps
>wash face, brush teeth, moisturizer
>dress in wind resistant clothes
>walk down to my bike and do the needful
>do stretches on bike while ramping up
>45min of riding around like a suicidal maniac
>go home, shower
>eat exactly 3 soft boiled eggs with a slice of pumpernickel and butter/feta cream
>green tea and coffee prepared for school
>makeup and hair
>prep for classes (IT school)

It isn’t easy but I try my best.

This is the gayest shit i have ever seen my life

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>>75587890
>makeup and hair
L.. London?

>>75587890
You are a nigger, a stupid ape gorilla nigger. You should probably kill yourself. Cheers!

>>75584804
>get dressed
>pack 3000 calories into a bag
>go to work

>get up with or before the alarm goes off
>heat water in the oven
>while water is heating I put coffee on the filter, take a leak and weight myself
>make me some coffee
>put the sheets on the bed
>dress myself
>put on my shoes while drinking myself
>leave for the gym
5 times a week

>guy watches corny thriller that was released before he was even born, and proceeds to base his entire personality on it
Perhaps the most embarrassing shit I’ve ever seen.

>>75585633
>Why would you sweep the floor after waking up?
cleaning makes me feel good. i also sweep the floor before going to bed.

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>>75584804
Wake up, call on the name of the Saviour; Yahshua, start making coffee (Organic Ethiopian Peaberry in a Japanese ceramic burr grinder Fiji water, Ecuadorian Cacao blended with melted organic unrefined coconut oil, grass-fed butter, sea salt, vanilla extract, liquid stevia, Manuka honey, C8 MCT oil from coconut oil, Exogenous Ketone Esters, L Carnosine, ground Clove, Cardamon, Cinnamon ) Light a premium Cigar and browse 4 chins

>>75584804
Pee
Turn on coffee machine
feed cat
Make coffee
weigh myself
Drink coffee

>>75588473
Heidelberg
>>75588479
Stay jealous and hit your snooze button

>wake up alone, miserable that I didn’t die in my sleep despite praying for it before going I sleep
>go to bathroom and look at myself in then mirror, curse myself for how worthless and pathetic I am
>bike to subway station, contemplate going into oncoming traffic or drifting next to an 18 wheeler to get crushed
>contemplate jumping in front of the train that comes to pick me up
Every morning for many years now.

>>75584804
I can't understand going to all that effort and eating grainsludge and fruit for a meal.

>coffee maker wakes me up at 5:30
>sit in bed and listen to it brew
>sip coffee and brows chans till 6:15
>get dressed and brush teeth
>spend 5 min starting and letting my shitbox warm up
>head to the job site to build mcmansions

>>75584804
For anyone that doesn't know, that's not his morning routine.

>>75584804
It looks like Patrick Bateman's routine
>What is your morning routine?
-Wake Up
-Shit
-Whatever

>>75584804
>Alarm goes off 5 minutes before work day starts
>Log into computer
>Get coffee and breakfast
>Read/respond to emails while drinking coffee and eating
>Put mouse on jiggler and go to gym
It's been like 3 years at this point and still amazes me that I get away with it

>Wake up at 8:20
>Snooze to 8:50
>Fall out of bed
>Shit
>Consume whatever I left on the kitchen countertop last night
>Crawl into clothes
>Whatever is next

>>75584804
I jack off with my Tenga to oral creampie vids. Then I drink my coffee and watch youtube and play video games in between some choores. At around 11:30 I'll head to the gym before my shift in the afternoon.

>>75585274
I wonder why

>>75585446
The fact you still work there is completely on you

>>75585546
I don't know about you, but I wipe my ass.

Alarm goes off at 6:10. Snooze twice. Get out of bed and start work at 6:30. Make coffee at 7:30.

>>75589624
>plays tranny game for 5 minutes
omg I'm such a gamer your guys ;)

>>75584804
>chug glass of water
>piss
>jerk it
>wash face
>go back to bed
>read
>jerk again
>have a coffee and breakfast
>jerk again
>shit
>go back to bed
>listen to tunes
>chores/work/lift
god i love mornings

>only 8 people ITT brush their teeth

>wake up 4:30am
>get out of bed instantly
>turn on my pc
>boil the kettle
>splash my face with cold water
>brush my teeth
>weigh myself
>put clothes on
>make a cup of coffee
>make a bowl of nutri grain cereal
>weigh it so its exactly 40g (one serving) or just under
>use a measuring cup to pour exactly 1/2 cup of milk
>take multivitamin, vitamin d, fish oil tablet, finasteride tablet
>sit at my pc and browse 4chan and watch movies

>>75584804
>wake up
>pee
>feed cat
>get dressed
>go to work

>>75584804
>wake up naked
>take the first few drags of my vape
>drink some water
>go to the toilet
>put on long-johns, t-shirt and socks
>put music on while vaping and drinking water
>10 mins later, start browsing internet (mostly 4chan, occasionally X or other sites)
>eventually have some Huel
>deal with some official stuff maybe, maybe make some phone calls: friends, family, gf
>go outside or just chill

BUT SOON MY NEET LIFESTYLE WILL CHANGE FOREVER
because I am going to start a small business doing auric healing

>>75584804
>wake up around 5:30
>try to go back to sleep despite only getting 6 hours sleep but can't
>alarm goes off at 6am
>start looking at phone
>second alarm goes off at 630
>keep looking at phone
>get out of bed at 640 and make a coffee
>drink coffee and look at phone
>at 7 get ready
>leave home at 730
>realise I forgot my ritalin
>get to work between 8 and 830
>open laptop and login
>take a ritalin from my emergency stash at work
>look at emails
>look at phone
>have another coffee
>start work properly at 930ish

>>75589560
I hope you use water at least in some capacity. Dry toilet paper doesn’t clean your ass.

>>75589842
>gatekeeping the gayest most loserish hobby to ever exist
Ok buddy

>>75589624
Not enough shots of him in his underwear, desu.

>take a piss
>drink a glass of water
>log in to my WFH job

>wake up 6am
>piss
>weigh self
>brush teeth
>take 100mg caffeine powder in 20 oz water
>stretch, browse web, and pick out music/podcast while waiting for caffeine to make me shit
>shit
>go for run

>>75590287
Gatekeeping is good doesn't matter where
YWNBAW :)

>>75585305
I'm sure pursuing that hobby is going to make your life better and not worse.

>>75585291
>Israel has no right to exist
How come

>wake up at 5 am sharp
>look over and see my gf sleeping peacefully
>slide out silently to not wake her up
>put on some coffee
>do 100 pushups, 100 bw squats, 100 situps
>walk out to the balcony to get some fresh air
>feel gf arm around me from behind as she is up and has brought me my coffee
>we stand in silence to watch the sunrise
>...
>I actually wake up at 2:30 pm
>I woke up because my asshole was itching
>get out of bed
>knock over the pissbottles
>fuck
>sit down at computer and eat noodles and coke zero
>consider fapping but my dick is still sore from yesterday
>go to /fit/ and open a morning routine thread instead

>>75591027
because no "Israeli" is indigenous to it, after Israel was created as a state, they all flocked there from around the world, mostly eastern europe. Jews are a nomadic people, kind of like gypsies, who roam from place to place taking advantage of local populations until they get removed.

>>75584825
American dream at its finest

>>75590914
Aw did i insult your gay little video game lmao you dumb dork

>>75589842
>>plays game for 5 minutes
>omg I'm such a gamer your guys ;)
I believe playing games does make you a gamer, yes. Do you think that's a protected title that only losers with 8 hours daily play time can use?

>>75591150
>Do you think that's a protected title that only losers with 8 hours daily play time can use?
Yes.

>>75591187
Well you're wrong. That's called having a video game addiction aka gaming disorder. Look it up.

>>75584804
When does he eat that candy? Is it right before bed? That's retarded.

>>75591193
Sorry normie, I don't make the rules. You're just not a gamer.

>>75584804
dafuq is this cringe American psycho shit

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Wake up at 6:30
Morning squats with emphasis on the deep stretch, hamstring stretches, lats, neck and spine extension
Open window and take about 10 deep breaths of cold air, and change the air in the bedroom
Bathroom, piss, wash hands and face and clean nose
Make black coffee with coconut oil
Back to bedroom, morning prayer, takes about 10-13 minutes
Dress and leave for work
The entire thing takes about 35 minutes depending on how fast I'm doing the stretches and sip my coffee. Typing this really makes it seem like a healthy and well rounded morning "routine" although it's not a routine but a normal ass way to wake up

>>75590017
I brush my teeth before going to sleep. I see absolutely zero reasons to brush my teeth upon waking up, especially since I wash my mouth with water and coconut oil. I don't even eat breakfast.
Brushing teeth in the morning seems like a sold meme to normies. You're telling me you brush teeth then go on about your day drinking coffee and eating?

>>75591357
brushing in the morning removes overnight bacteria buildup and residual plaque

>>75591378
Which lasts until you eat, which for most people happens literally 5 minutes later

>>75589624
1 thing I hate, it's that fag "beard"
He literally looks like every single 20something dude out there without even a shred of deviation
Whoever decided this short stubble beard thing is in, should be shot.

>>75584804
Sitting for 10 hours on my broken couch with my laptop open trying to piece words together and understand basic English as I read the work that I’m expected to complete within the next 1:15 minutes (build is 1hr, manager keeps me on call to explain how fucking fucking fuckkkiiiing important it is and I’m just grabbing those adderrral down the drain, I barely Make 100k kangaroos, I’ll be trying self off this Saturday again

>>75591408
Thank you for reading my blog post

>>75584848
Highly insecure post

>>75584889
Based

>wake up at 5am hungry
>i still need to sleep 3 more hours, but I know I won't be able to
>roll around in bed for three hours in pain
>I might be cutting way to aggressively, legs ache so much
>my body is probably eating itself
>i can feel the catabolism happening
>suffer for three hours half asleep, not awake, not resting
>8am I just get out of bed wondering when this will end

>>75591135
stop flirting with me (•ˋ _ ˊ•)
>>75591489
sounds unhealthy to me

>>75584804
>wake up at jockothirty (3:20)
>drive 45 minutes across statelines to gym
>drink c-bum preworkout and listen to defcon talks while driving
>get inside and immediately shit violently for 30 mins because of aforementioned preworkout
>lift for about an hour fodie fie (1:45)
>sauna at 169°F while phonepost on /fit/ and /k/
>get out and hit cafe
>flirt with cafe girl
>shower and go to glownigger job down the street

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>6:15am wake up
>wife gets up to go to the bathroom while I cuddle with the cat for 10 more minutes
>when she's done she comes back to bed to smoke a bowl with me
>7:00am leave to drop her off at work
>7:30am get back to apartment, take the stairs back up(9th floor)
>short 25 minute workout (push-ups, crunches, curls)
>8:00am smoke another bowl and jerk off
>8:20am shower
>8:40am leave for work
>no breakfast

>>75584804
What exactly is the point of any of that? He could reasonably have just hopped out of bed, quickly tossed the sheets and blanket back into place for predictability, splashed his water on his face or whatever, done his exercise routine, then went for his run, and it would have been the same result but much faster
Assuming it isn't just to make people on the internet seeth and engage, is it because of mental illness (ocd), or ??

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>>75591383
>>75591357
That's why you brush after breakfast, duh.
>>75591607
What you and the dozens of baited idiots don't understand is that he does this for female viewers. You think they were wet just from him being topless? You have no idea how drenched they were when they saw him ironing sheets and putting that Ferrero on top of the pillow. Every single female who watched this imagined herself to be the one to visit him later that night.

>>75591682
Scented candle and lecture/reading/prayer in the morning is a pill not many have found yet

>>75591519
if you like defcon, do you like /g/?

Roll outta bed, take a sloppy dump. Shower and shave, chug a monster ultra on my car ride into work.

>>75591688
Oh, they found it. They just rejected it for being stupid as hell.

>>75584804
Wake, walk dogs, gym, work, home, game or homework, sleep

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>wake up to my 1pm alarm
>fall back asleep and wake up again to every subsequent alarm
>finally wake up at 4pm
>make some tea and eat breakfast while watching youtube videos and browsing 4chan
>brush my teeth after breakfast because i'm not retarded
>play vidya for a few hours then have lunch
>go to gym
>grocery shop after gym, farmers carry the bags home for gains
>play vidya, watch tv/anime, masturbate until it's time for bed (5am)
unless I have college that day, then my neet lifestyle gets flipped upside down and I wake up at 6:30, go to college and get back at around 6pm with no energy to do anyway else with the rest of the day. I don't know how wagies do it.

>>75584804
for the one day I go to the office
>wake up 5:30
>Pee
>shower
>get dressed
>feed cats
>feed self
>pack bag with lunch I made the day before
>Brush teeth and hair
>go out

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>wake up
>jack off
>turn work computer on
>check messages and emails while brushing teeth
>take a shit
>eat breakfast while responding previous messages and emails

>>75592384
>I don't know how wagies do it.
actually having a decent schedule makes your body have more energy (or just work as a normal human being)

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>>75584804
>wake up at 5am and need to take a piss
>sleep to 6:50
>snooze 10 minutes
>snooze 10 minutes more
>remove the bed (i sleep on a bed sofa)
>feed cats
>eat oats with milk
>eat vitamins
>taking a shit
>shower
>fix myself so i look decent
>putting on cloth so i can take my prepacked bag with gymcloth, work-related stuff and take my bike to work
>20~ min of bike and listening to the Bible on audiobook
>at work at 8:10.

every single weekday the same routine over and over again.

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>>75593128
>>eat oats with milk
while reading /pol/ or /fit/* of course

>wake up 8:00-9:00
>pull on some sweat pants as i didnt wear any to sleep
>walk downstairs and drink a shake, protein, chlorella, spirulina, hempseed
>rinse the shaker, grab a Monster Rehab Yellow(tm) energy drink and head upstairs
>get a big ol stretch grabbed the ceiling for about 30 second
>plop down at my office chair and began the workday

>>75591682
I used to think having a big open all-white house like this was the pinnacle of wealth until I realised people who are really rich live in much nicer looking places, 18th/19th century mansions with the most expensive furniture and decorations with lots of land.

>>75584804
>Alarmy app forces me to walk into bathroom to scan a barcode when it goes off
>brush teeth
>drink water, brew coffee
>begin 4 hours of deep work/studying
>might meditate before or after

Then I just go about my life/job and do some shitposting

>>75586606
I don't get it either but if I get up after the first load then I feel the need to shit again within 10 minutes. I've been trying to reduce myself to 10 minutes max but it's difficult especially on leg days.

>>75589486
>"The worst job market in 100 years is not to blame, you need to bootstrap and shake hands and hand in a paper resume sonny boy"
okay alpha male, feel better about yourself on the basket weaving forum?
Gonna watch some Jocko Willinks or Goggins next?

>>75591682
This fag got a lambo and a half decent body and he still looks dead inside lmao

>>75593978
>all-white house
thats really the giveaway, the guy cant afford actual luxury, also look at the fake grass at the end. this is deano-tier, not trying to hate, just an honest observation

>>75584804
>Wake at 6:30,
>Put the dog out to go to shit, go take a shit myself
>Let the dog back in and feed it.
>Basement homegym time from 6:45 to 7:30
>Let the dog out to shit again, take a shower
>Brush my teeth, pack a lunch, get dressed
>toss frisbee to dog from 8-8:15
>Lock up, go to work
>work 8:30-6 most days, lunch at my desk
>Get home, toss glow in the dark ball to the dog now that it's dark at 4 PM
>feed dog, make dinner
>go have a couple drinks around 7,
>fail to talk to anyone at the bar again
>4chan and vidya till 10:30
>repeat
Weekends are better, but I'm still basically 2 steps from being a Hikki.

>>75594829
It's the lambo minivan and he doesn't even have kids, no wonder he's dead inside.
>Nuh uh, it's the Lambo SUV
The LM002 was an SUV, this is a Cuckover, IE a Minivan with worse rear doors.

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>>75584804
that webm is gayer than 2 men sucking each other off

>0800 wakeup
>take a shit
>read for 1 hour
>get out of bed
>shower
>wipe ass

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>>75584804
>What is your morning routine?
The very first thing I do when I wake up is take a shit.
The next thing I do is go into the bathroom to brush my teeth.

>wake up
>coffee + breakfast
>shit shower
>head to work

>>75588684
>sweeping indoors
That just makes the dust that was settled on the ground lift up in the air and you get covered in it and breathe it in. Ever heard of a vacuum cleaner?

>>75584804
I've seen tons of gay shit on this website and yet this is the most homosexual thing there is

>>75584804
>farm diablo immortal on reset (4am)
>do aoc (7am)
>go to sleep at around 9am

gay

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>wake up at 8:38
>open laptop, place on bed side table
>sleep until second alarm at 9:41
>hit the snooze (10 mins)
>get out of bed at 9:51 to 9:54
>piss
>eyedrops
>first piece of clothes I find laying around
>mix creatine and water into bottle
>say gm to my gf (she gets up earlier)
>sit at my desk for my daily 10 am meeting
>4chan while I'm on the meeting probably

>>75584804
i literally wake up and look at porn

>wake up
>remove sleep shorts
>install work attire
>kettle on
>oatmeal and instant coffee (lazy)
>start car (if chilly)
>brush teeth and deodorant
>rehearse/review facial expressions needed for that days possible interactions in mirror
>go to work

>>75584804
gym day tomorrow:
>wake up 6:15
>eat small breakfast
>go to bathroom, read news, etc
>lift for 45 minutes
>it's now 7:30
>get ready for work
>work 8:30 start

>not having batetism

>wake up at 1pm
>hungry but I have to take my empty stomach medicine
>lay there for another two hours
>take the thyroid medicine
>back to bed for another hour
>get up and check on my idle videogame
>make adjustments to it
>stare at it idling
>make coffee
>forget to drink it
>back to bed
>lay there until 9pm
>do a little bit of dishes
>reheat and drink the coffee
>cook some eggs and make more dirty dishes
>set those aside
>get amped up for the gym (2-3 hours of pacing)
>gym for 2 hours
then I'm ready to start my day, which lasts a couple of hours before it's time to sleep

>>75585108
its nice to see another /x/chad around here

>>75584804
>wake up
>lie in bed for 30 minutes on my phone
>play video games and doomscroll for the rest of the day
>any time I stand up do 10 reps of dumbbells
>go to sleep

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>>75600266
That sounds like a long stressful day of NEETing.

>>75584804
>wake up before or to alarm
>make coffee
>boot up work comp
>login and read emails
>grab coffee

I will never go back to the office

>>75602090
working out is my job

>>75585291
based and oversharingpilled

>>75586606

just unzip your buttflap and zip it back up really fast after you hear a splash.

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>>75596295
>dust being disturbed: BAD
>dust being disturbed, but it's a machine that requires constant maintenance and replacement bags: GOOD

>>75591682

I want to smash his car windows in

>wake up at 2 or 3 AM
>realize the nightmares, despite how vivid they were, are not real
>change out of shirt soaked in sweat
>attempt to fall back asleep for two hours
>give up and take shower

Who needs coffee when PTSD gives you hypervigilance

>>75588684
>cleaning makes me feel good. i also sweep the floor before going to bed.
OCD/autism

>>75591389
just put the fries in the bag lil bro

>>75588901
>Pee
>Turn on coffee machine
>Feed cat
>Make coffee
>Weigh myself
>Drink coffee
>Wake up
>Leave the bed

>>75600266
b-b-b-based

>>75604973
not really. I know you're joking but it's a crap way to live. Hopefully it will pass and I'll be able to function normally again

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>>75584804
>wake up at 5am
>shower, groom and eat breakfast
>6am - 8am, make music

mornings are my comfiest times. no one to fucking bother me while indulge in creativity.

>>75584804
Wake 0530
Straight for a shit, wake up on toilet
Neck 500ml water, into shorts and runners
Earphones
Out the door for a roon before I have time to convince myself not to
2km in, feeling good, knock out good roon
Showered and into town by 0800 for work, training already done and feeling great while the normies are still half asleep

>>75584825
Imagine your ancestors watching this happen

>>75603042
Uh yes?
The vacuum cleaner sucks the dust instead of displacing it in the air. They're not even that expensive, you can find very cheap vacuums. And you only have to replace the bags every few months. There are also vacuums that operate without a bag.
Welcome to "basic stuff that your parents should've taught you". Make sure to stop by for your next lesson at only $99.95

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>wake up
>snooze
>fap
>take a shit
>get out of bed
>yell at brown people on multiplayer games

>>75591031
kek

> Wake up 7 am
> scroll reddit for 30 minutes
> shower / hygiene
> Work at 8 am in my home office in boxers
> wife brings me coffee
> wife bring me protein shake at some point
> wife brings me lunch
> Walk 10 mins to gym at 3:30
> Walk home
> Walk Dog
> Video games until wife brings me dinner
> we watch TV on the couch and cuddle or go see movie or go walk to the bar and play pool
> once per week video games with old friends
> once per week Trivia with new friends
> maybe go to dinner with a friend couple every other week

Life is easy as fuck, honestly it could not be more chill

>>75589624
nobody's gonna talk about how he teleports in like a NPC eh?

>>75584848
>Single man makes very successful joke about being real Patrick Bateman
>Tranon gets upset

>>75585260
>Wake up
>Get back in bed
What are you mentally ill?

>wake up
>shit
>realize I never got out of bed to shit ans I shit the bed
>find a cleanish corner of blanket and wipe my ass
>look around room
>whore left
>wish I had a real gf
>get dressed
>find Dorito that fell from bag last night and nibble it
>make coffee
>check gun is loaded
>it is
>doors and windows locked
>they’ll never find me
>ill kill them all
>they can’t monitor me with the aluminum foil taped to the walls
>some of us know the truth
>it has not set us free

>wake up
>brush teeth
>shit
>get out of anon’s bed
>plan to stop getting blackout drunk

>>75606790
heres your (You)

>6:20 wife’s alarm goes off
>lay in bed and try not to think about my alarm
>6:30 my alarm goes off
>lay in bed for 15 minutes and browse 4chan or similar
>either convince myself to shower or give up and steal wife’s dry shampoo
>sit in robe and stare into the abyss and/or scroll 4chan
>get dressed
>put coffee in to go cup
>7:35 get in car and put on podcast about Rome
>daydream about how much better life would have been if I hadn’t decided to be a lawyer for some retarded reason
>8:00 get to work

>Wake up at 7pm
>Grab vape (rewind a few months and it wouldve been a cigarette)
>Shower and shave
>Put fucking acne cream on cuz I still deal with this shit
>Pre-pack gym shit
>Dress in the most white collar outfit imaginable since my wardrobe looks like it belongs to some 70yo and I cant be arsed to get new clothes
>Drive old half broken Mercedes to uni
>Sit through classes pretending to pay attention
>Workout at gym or 2,5h, 1250kcal burned usually
>>Time for fun :DDD
>Either go fuck twinks I picked up on Romeo
>Or play video games
>Or solder some bullshit I thought would be funny to build only to spend way too much time on it
>Eventually fuck off to bed, cuddling with either a date or that tranny shark plushie I bought for my first ex boyfriend (now girlfriend, ouch)

Morning never stops for me so yes, you had to read through all that dogshit

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>>75584804
>wake up
>turn on coffee
>math workout app and mindpal brain games app
>coffee and cigarettes watching the news
>"long" walk (in spring and summer it was 10,000 steps, with and the snow and the cold it's about half)
>work out (if not rest day)
>study

>wake up (optional)

>try to go back to sleep
>try to go back to sleep
>try to go back to sleep
>try to go back to sleep

>>75610399
Ngl you prob have the acne from the trannies cause a lot of them have disrupted skin barriers and stuff it looks like acne it’s just a gay curse

>>75584804
Wake up
have a piss
put contacts in
make some coffee
fuck around on the internet for a while
maybe have breakfast if I'm hungry

>wake up around 530
> edge my morning wood while thinking about my skinny ex with massive booba while gf is still asleep next to me
>do the NYT connections for the day
>scroll 4chan
>maybe go bsck to sleep for a bit
>get out of bed at 730
>eat breakfast pack lunch get dressed brush teeth leave for work around 8

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>wake up
>piss
>brush teeth
>drink 0,5l water
>put on clothes
>roll a cig
>drive 10 min to work. come in 1h before everyone else
>coffee (double espresso)
>smoke the cig
>shit
>do nothing for 30 more minutes
>finally start work
...
>leave 1h before everyone or get free overtime

It really is that simple

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>>75584804
>>75584835
>>75584825
>>75585108
Recently I realized starting my day right is super important for overall productivity
>alarm goes off, can't snooze because I'm using one of these alarm apps that make you guess 10 random capitals, get up and scan a QR code or it won't stop ringing
>check crypto charts
>scream in pillow for a minute
>jerk off to release the tension ETH and SOL are giving me
>get up and make my bed
>shower
>brush teeth
>apply face scrub
>exfoliating mask
>finish with moisturizing creme and vit c serum
>apply minoxidil on head because can't lose my beautiful hair
>breakfast, usually skyr with some banan
>do some pushups to get the blood flowing
>prep a coffee
>boot pc, work starts at 09:00
Working from home is so comfy it's unreal. There's rumors about making us switch to in-office and I'm looking for a new job already. I'm never going back to commuting daily. I'm not making my work day almost an hour longer(that's best case scenario) just so I can spend 8hours with a bunch of other retards. I'd even take a pay cut just as long as I don't have to go in an office for more than 3 days a month.

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>wake up at 3AM with night terrors
>cry
>struggle to masturbate to low-res, 25-year-old pictures of Tabatha Jordan in her prime
>fail to achieve erection
>cry
>fire up a smoke
>sip on now nearly frozen mulled rum i tried to enjoy night before with a good book but fell asleep instantly, as i'm tired all the time yet can never sleep more than four hours
>cry
>scroll my cunt ex's social media (pic related) and seethe at her happiness because of what she fucking did to me 30 years ago
>weep loudly
>neighbor pounds on wall
>get in screaming match despite the fact he speaks only Mandarin
>cry
>roll off of floor mattress with first rays of sun
>attempt to shower, still no water for three days now due to illegal shitskin contractors fucking up everything in this rundown building
>piss down sink, dump bleach after it, wipe pits and ass with Dude Wipes
>shit in paper bag, smuggle it out to dumpster overflowing with remodeling detritus
>slip and fall in the snow, am mocked in Spanish by illegal shitskin neighbors
>cry, limp back inside
>fire up computer
>am impressed i am somehow not the most pathetic and depressed person here
>cry anyway
>fire up some butts since that was my last smoke and I'm broke, reheat four-day old percolator coffee since there's still no fucking water
>cry
>try to reinvigorate my sketching habit
>produce shitty sketch
>cry, hurl all my sketching materials at the wall
>get in another Mandarin versus English duel
>cry
I cannot believe I haven't shot myself.

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>>75584804
>wake up
>run 6 km(4miles)
>take a shit and a shower
>eat
>get dress and go to the car
>drive to the cage

>>75613256
>maybe have breakfast
ngmi in the slightest

>wake up at 7:00
>snooze until 7:40
>put on clothes
>forget to brush (again)
>out of door at 7:45 and speedrun to work getting there at 7:59
>go to dentist after work
>get told I have 17 holes in my teeth
>mfw

>>75585291
kek