>>75605096
you mean to say you have never had a woman's ass cheeks wrapped around your ears and you expect me to think you are fully human?

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>>75605104

I got raped by an arab when I was 29. Seems like it cost me my wizard powers, unfortunately.

>>75605096
17 for me and the "phew"response is accurate

>>75605202
it’s good you got it out the way early before being subjected to never getting pussy again as you got older

>>75605217
I've had several girlfriends and gotten married since then and had - and still have - regular sexual intercourse.

>>75605217
Also 17 is not early, lmao. It's at the very end of the acceptable age range before it gets weird.

>tfw plenty of anons on 4chan are rich, fit, and presumably not disgustingly ugly yet still can't get laid

it really does come down to personality huh?

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>>75605259
>don't spend time near women
>don't engage social events
>surprised they get nothing
The average guy is at least overweight if not obese, if you're actually /fit/ what are you afraid of?

>>75605310
Socializing is scary and even someone making a snarky comment makes me bedridden for days thinking about all the worst ways to mutilate them. I workout to release this stress but this is why I live as a recluse.

I'm a 27 year old manlet in burgerland. How do I lose my virginity?

>>75605096
>makes 50k but over 300k in net worth
Must be nice

I’m a kissless virgin wizard at 32. I have absolutely nothing at all redeemable about my life. I can’t even describe the level of depression and misery that I live with. I utterly despise being alive. I cannot even out words to how much I despise myself

>>75605352
just pay for it retard

>>75605410
But where? There aren't any prostitute shops or data bases

>>75605096
Genuine question, are you happy? Do you feel fulfilled or do you want to have children to cope with imminence of death like everyone else someday?

>>75605423
>prostitute shops
ngmi

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>awkward retard
>had sex
>awkward retard (had sex)
if wizard powers are real i’m gonna be so fuckin mad

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>>75605751
> awkward 4chan retard
> put a bit of effort into my life
> several years later: degree, career, wife, baby on the way
> still an awkward 4chan retard, not really sure how I got this far in the first place

glad i stopped identifying as a wizard apprentice and started seeing myself as a chad

>>75605202
>tfw lost at 18 and there's no stickman for me

>>75605423
google escorts and your city

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I lost my virginity to a girl on tinder when I was 22
She then messaged me how shes no longer interested interested in me
I thanked her for taking my virginity and then she tried calling me but I was too much of a pussy to pick up the phone
6 years later and I haven't had sex since

>>75605096
I was watching am excellent documentary called "Older than Ireland" where they interviewed a bunch of Irish centegenarians. One of them was 100 year old man who had never dated or married, he said because he never felt the need to.

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>>75605187
Kek did he shit on your chest before or after he fucked your ass

>>75605096
There's nothing wrong with being celibate, I actually admire it.

>>75606275
>picrel
cringe
>that story
very cringe.

>>75606279
Neither, but gave me anal herpes

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>>75605187
that's how they get you bro

im 22 but im looking forward to becoming a wizard

>>75605096
im almost 24 and i want to feel a womans ass and breath and warmth and all that so bad but at the same time im starting to think i wasnt put on this Earth to marry and have kids.

31 wizard here
used to be an obeast until 27 (160+ kg) which left me with insane amounts of shame and loose skin regarding everything, just the thought of exposing my hideous body to a hooker even makes me insanely anxious
i will die a virgin

>>75605259
>why are autists able to compulsively track calories, exercise on a schedule, and not spend money on frivolous shit
you’re retarded

>>75605187
Way to brag bro.

Lost mine at 24 to a French girl
We stayed together for 3 years
probably my biggest accomplisment in all my life that I managed to stick my dick in vagina for a while
Mentally I'm still a virgin though, idk you can not shake that feeling. Haven't had sex in 3 years since I broke up with her

also OP how the hell do you have 300k saved on a 50k job. I earn twice that and I barely manage to scrape together 100k

>>75605096
My brother is well on the way to archmage being a 35 year old khhv

kek "wizard powers" is the biggest cope just admit you are an unlikable faggot who is brown

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I went to a hooker at 32 but couldn't keep my pecker up :(
I will still make it one day.

>>75605096
I alwahs read this as a dude bragging and lying to his friends about his sexual experiences, and slowly getting older.
Fuck, I'm retarded.

33 yo kv here

27. im a virgin because i am an autosexual paraphile and i cant get it up for others. it sucks but thats how it is on this bitch of an earth.

>>75606867
i had a movie date setup from hinge with a sorta "thick" girl but i pussied out so hard the night before and just deleted hinge and ghosted. i felt like shit but i also felt super not into meeting her because of how unnatural it all felt. not learning how to go out and be alone with a woman in your teens really fucked me up. the only way i can see myself doing it is if i get comfortable with a girl from my work or some in person hobby to the point it wouldnt be weird to ask her to hang out some time.

>>75605096

I was a wizard. honestly if i hadn't been i wouldn't be nearly as successful as i am now. it was an extremely difficult journey though

>32
>phd in ai
>over 1 mil net worth
>traveled to 10+ countries
>extremely fit/healthy/smart
>dabbled in lots of hobbies
>etc
>finally lost virginity at age 31 with some qt 20yo latina and we had a nice relationship for a while.

basically was a wizard because i'm a high function autist who was ambitious and more interested in learning things and vidya and had rough time with social interactions and depression in younger years. also i have high standards and don't really like casual hookups.

but now that i mostly accomplished things i was interested in, resolved much of the depression, understand my autistic habits better, i am gaining more interest in relationships and learning social stuff now is a breeze (except quality of dating pool in 30s can be rough)

would i have been happier if i found a girl earlier? probably would still be reasonably successful and happy, but i think not as much as future possibilities now. Honestly there was no other path though my autism controlled me and my interests. If i was a normie then the wizard path not worth at all tho

>>75605096
>deadlifts are a meme
>28 year old virgin
checks out

>lost v card at 23 to a jap whore
>no sex since

had a coworker come onto me hard. managed to flirt back and things were heating up. she invited me to her place, i agreed but then the next day when we were supposed to meet i told her i had food poisoning kek.

also had a girl at the gym send her friend to me because she thought i was cute. she gave her number so we started texting. we met up for a date and it was terrible because i was an anxious mess. we never spoke again

i have hit 1/2/3/4 and get regular mires from both genders though. i don’t act on it and have never made a first move, never will

>>75606907
any tips for depression?

>>75605259
Obviously. You guys have been told this time and time again, always cope and find a way to deny it, and yet deep down you all know it to be true.

>>75606688
What if I told you you didn't need to be an autist to do those things?

>>75606991
how to personality change tho?

>>75606924
based born again virgin

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I did everything except vaginal or anal intercourse before 30 but I guess that still makes me a wizard

I'd rather have no sex that sex with fat girls, shrimple as

>>75606942


it is highly personal and depends what the cause is, and the cause is often quite hidden. often you might think it is one thing but really it is just stress and anxiety

its really hard i struggled with it for like 15 years and only now is it getting better. For me was mostly existential, boredom, anxiety, acceptance about my weird personality.

There are many approaches that can be useful but here is a general summary off the top of my head.

-mindfulness, its one of those flowery terms girls like to use but it is helpful to help find root causes. Like you may not realize you are actually feeling more of anxiety or boredom not depression. it helps you better understand your maladaptive tendancies and why you do them or what triggers them. It augments other methods. writing the thoughts about this down in a journal is helpful for me since its easier to think logically about it.

-understanding the chemistry of the brain, and how we are all predisposed to different thinking patterns, and often it is not really in our control

-trying medications. for me none worked and they drove me crazy, but they basically altered my personality while taking them and gave me improved empathy for others and a better connection for the concepts of how brain chemistry affects personality

>>75607084
>>75606942

-self imposed exposure or cbt therapy. for example i have lots of anxiety and i took singing and dancing lessons and other group based hobbies with people. I also tried 'unmasking' with people or responding in various ways to see how they reacted. ultimately most people are nice and willing to overlook weirdness, you won't be friends with everyone, some people you just click better with and mindfulness of your own personality helps identify what personalities you might get along with, social interactions can be nice if you remove any pressure, generally stuff doesn't matter. being more open to others, not believing social media too much. nothing wrong with someone being 'smart' or 'dumb' necessarily they aren't 'better' or 'worse'.

-reading on philosophy and psychology or high quality fiction/classic books in general. a lot of philosophy is pretty dense and not useful though. a lot of psychology is easier to understand but kinda useless because unless it clicks it just sounds like common sense. its easy to trick yourself into thinking some aspect of it doesn't matter or only applies to normies (like social life). the biggest offender is "you have to create your own meaning' which is useless advice on its own. you have to try all the methods combined with open mindedness, mindfulness to try to get stuff to click and connect together. But some basic concepts are existential philosophy, nihilism, positive psychology. accepting reality for what it is.

-therapy can be useful for some but it wasn't for me. i think if you have a good grasp on the above it won't be that helpful. but for people that struggle with mindfulness and identifying their issues it is probably more helpful. but a lot of therapists are also kinda dumb.

I am /fit/ for 8 years straight, lift and eat better than anyone around me. Never even kissed.

My cope is that it's better to be a fit kissless virgin than a fat kissless virgin

>>75605096
I tried having sex before 26 but was only 26 when I finally had sex. It would be years later where I actually was able to cum during sex.

>>75607347
Its been like this for 6years for me. I am now in decent shape, but just not in many situations where there are girls about looking to hooking up. That is on me I guess.

>>75605187
Sup Nash. Is that why you dropped the Oz gimmick?

>>75607347
You even trying? Not hard to get a girl on dating apps if fit.

>>75605096
Am I a wizard if I lost my virginity to a transgirl? I mean, how many guys get to do anal their first time?

>>75606907
oh gee what a FUCKING shocker, another 4chan virgin in his 30s who miraculously sarted dating and fucking an 18-22 year old girl.

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I turned 33 a few weeks back. I'm a kissless virgin, I have never been on a date, nor even asked out a girl, ever, in my life. How does this happen? By becoming a loser as a teenager, becoming angry and bitter and miserable and standoffish, avoiding people, pushing them away. Leads to not developing social skills and ruining your high school life, college life, and adult life because of it.

And it isn't like I ended up as a wizard but a succesful one like this guy >>75606907, who despite his wizardry, is very smart, rich, huge traveler, extremely fit, etc. I have absolutely nothing to show for my life. There's no career and wealth, there's no friends, there's no moving out of my parents house, there's no skills or life development whatsoever. I'm completely worthless. I don't even have words to explain what I've done the past 10+ years. Even thinking about explaining my state and situation to a therapist fills me with unimaginable shame and humiliation.

This meme I'm posting is wordy, but I identify with every single thing written on it, especially the long paragraph in the bottom right corner. Life is as miserable as I make it sound. You could not even fathom how depressed and miserable I am. It's unimaginable. I know that I'll never get the courage to commit suicide because I can't even get the courage to do basic steps to fix my life that most people do in their late teens/early 20s.

>>75608069
No, only humans can be wizards and you gave that up

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>>75608110
What am I then?

>>75605096
Not a wizard, but it's been over a decade since my last relationship.
I'm taking one or two classes soon, so maybe I'll be more sociable this time around.

>>75608094

im sorry anon that is definitely a tough situation. I have wanted to kill myself many times in the past so i can understand how you feel to some extent

it sounds like anxiety is stopping you from taking actions to improve your situation. I know anxiety well, and in the past I also would get frozen by it and have constant thought loops.

recognize and research what you are feeling. Anxiety is actually a useful trait because it causes you to think and plan ahead. however too much is obviously an issue.

the brain is plastic and has neural circuits. these circuits get reinforced by repetition.
When anxiety, thought loops, intrusive thoughts, other maladaptive behaviors get reinforced over time, the circuits will activate more easily by default causing it to trigger subconsciously even.
thought loops a a maladaptive coping mechanism. i also would pick on my skin leaving terrible scars when i got anxious (gives a false sense of accomplishment and dopamine release)

Over time by trying to unreinforce the circuits, i improved some of my bad habits and thinking patterns.
it seems impossible at first. basically when a though loop starts, you have to immediately recognize it and do something else, such as a better coping method.
this is where mindfulness can help. psychology and therapy can give advice on healthy coping mechanisms

>>75608357
>>75608094

medication may also be helpful to you, it helps many people with anxiety. even if temporary and not long term, to help break or fix your thought patterns.
to help break them though, medication should be combined with some action to break them. that is why therapy is always recommended with medication.

with anxiety, exposure therapy like forcing yourself to do things or have social interactions is very important as the other post mentioned but i know with depression it is hard.

it sounds like therapy would also be helpful. when i was first trying therapy, I also felt humiliated and afraid to reveal my thoughts, especially since they sound so lame when said out loud .
all i can say is that they are professionals and understand how difficult things are and have likely seen worse and will not judge you.
plus they are just some random person you will never see or know in real life so who cares.

good luck, it isn't too late, WAGMI

>>75608147
a FAGGOT

>>75607416
Who tf is Nash you nigger

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>22
>doing MS in STEM Field
>reasonably fit (picrel)
>curly long hair
>reasonable face card
>okayish convo skills, can make people laugh easily
>still a kissless virgin who is afraid of women
Is it over for me?

>>75609202
How? You have a good body and interact with people

>>75609242
I don't interact much, but when I do I perform fine. That's the problem I guess. I only have 3-4 people (my flatmates and a course mate) IRL who I speak to frequently. Don't bother socialising with new people.

>>75609202
Actual absolute qt
Stop squandering this, retard

>>75605096
be me:
>family moves halway across Germany while I'm in 7th grade
>massive culture shock.png
>first day at school, some ass tries to prank me by taking a ook out of my backpack, I end up beating him unconscious with my bicycle lock
>"no anon, we don't do that here!!!"
>well, guess this close to france, people arebound to be cucked
>get a bit of a reputation as a result
>7/10 girl really into me, sadly absolutely retarded (would randomly sing in class and seriously though i was a werewolf... Officially, she had adhd, but I'd guess it was something more serious)
>don't want to abuse a retard
>she starts trying to keep me away from other girls by starting rumors
>they actually believe her, bcs how could somebody that stupid lie?
>shit escalates more, but I'll spare you the details
>eventually get rid of her by stopping shaving and showering for several months. If that hadn't worked, I'd probably have killed her.
>go to uni for engineering, but any girl I get close to fails exams soon after
>second job rn and literally never had a female coworker
>trying to meet girls elsewhere (both irl and online) with no success
>always been strong, but start cutting and paying for better fitting clothing (tailored shirts and jeans) in hopes that improving looks will help
>still no success with girls, but suddenly have homos hitting on me
>t. 29 virgin
That magic better be worth it.

>>75609392
This is what everyone tells me IRL, but in reality no female my age ever looks into my direction. Only once in 2 months I would have some britbong MILF stare at me while outside.

There’s legitimately nothing I offer to women to even bother trying to get involved with them. Financial security, impressive career, physical security, social connections, being a fun, adventurous guy? Empathy and emotional sensitivity? Physical characteristics like height, good looking face, ripped? None of it. I used to be quite a funny guy and could even make women laugh, but the severe depression that I’ve been in for years now, I barely talk to people, I barely make eye contact, I look at the floor and never, ever smile. I don’t even offer basic life accomplishments that most people achieve pretty early on in life. I don’t have any “high standards” with women that a lot of people imply late age virgins have, I have no standards at all. I don’t want/need a woman who’s thin, and young, and pretty, or whatever other requirements people put on women. But when your self esteem is nonexistent so you don’t even bother talking to people, there’s no way to have a chance meeting a woman.

It’s so funny being the age I am and seeing how much discourse there is between men talking about relationships and how I can’t relate to a single solitary bit of it. Men my age (early to mid 30s) talking about their difficulties with dating, their marriage issues, their divorces, all their dating and marriage experiences and how to be successful doing it, and what they’re looking for, and what makes them happy. How to live with women and make it work. That’s what normal men are talking about. And I’ve never even kissed or dated anyone. People sometimes try to give the bullshit platitudes “oh don’t worry bro, you’re actually better off not dealing with dating and relationships, it’s more trouble than it’s worth bro, I wish I was like you and didn’t have to deal with them bro”. I’m going to kill myself.

>>75609572
Why aren't you ripped tho? Don't you lift despite being on /fit/? I agree with that being a sperg or a mallet is something that you that you will have to deal with till death, but why aren't you bothering fixing stuff like your fizeek which obviously is under your span of control?
CAPCTHA:g8444

>>75609572
For every man who had a good past relationship there is a man whose life was destroyed by a relationship. I spent most of my 20s in depression after BPD ex ruined my life. I'm just now recovering and I'm 28. There are worse things.

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32 khv. Having a well paying job, owning an apartment and a car, no debts to pay. Training regularly as well and way more capable than the average man. Despite that, the more effort is being used, the worse life becomes. And lately health is completely falling apart. Sometimes you just can't win. What I realize is that the most important decisions that ruined my life were made when I was barely a teenager.

Still worth it to keep trying, fuck ending up at the finish line as a weakling. Also it's not fun anyway if things are too easy.

>>75605096
Just a reminder that this pic is nonsense.
Lost my virginity at 24. Married that gal at 28 and now I’m thirty with a kid.
There is no “point of no return”.

28 and never had sex. Closest I ever got was back in college, was talking to a cute indian girl. we met in class, hit it off, went on a few dates. I'll just get the awkward part out of the way: i deal with crippling premature ejaculation. and yes, that is what happened here. There were other times similar to this but this was the worst and caused me to just give up on women

We had just worked out together at my gym, which she said was near her house so we went back together. She showered, then changed and let me shower after her. The thought of her being in there got my johnson rock hard, and already started getting me close. When i got out, I changed and she said she would give me a massage. She did amazing, but toward the end she started getting my upper thigh/glute area. I had to tense my legs to prevent the release, and she kept saying "relax, relax". As a joke she said if i didnt relax she would smack my butt, and after about another minute, she smacked it and then essentially credit card swiped my ass. I felt her fingers brush against my ass hole, and it was enough to send me over the edge. I had a full, groaning, whimpering orgasm with her hand close enough to my manhood/lower region that she could feel it twitching.

im almost certain she could tell what happened, as i excused myself to go to the bathroom (clean up). I left a few minutes later and she never spoke to me again. i dont think she even said bye.

>>75605104
Ass cheeks around my ears? God damn nigga what?

>>75610625
are you sure she wasn't a hooker? she was probably expecting to get paid? i mean you went to her house for a "massage" directly from the gym? anyways, hilarious story if true.

>>75605259
It comes down to going outside and interacting with girls. Cant get laid if i leave the house once a week.

>>75606782
just take viagra or cialis fucking hell man

>>75608069
sorry bud, you burned your wizard card on a man's shithole

>>75608071
it's really not miraculous at all, unless you're aging like milk you have numerous advantages at 30 over most 20 year olds

>>75605096
13 for me. She was older.

>was almost 21 when I lost virginity
>my main was on arthas actually
>had long term girlfriends, until 24
>fucked a lot, body count was is probably 30+ now
>started fucking trannies and femboys
>feel entirely void of any casual sex now at 29

Started almost as a wizard, tried long term girlfriends, then casual sex - now I’m celibate again. I don’t miss sex. I don’t miss companionship. I want success and a house in the woods. I don’t want anyone around me.

>>75605259
I think I’m like an 8/10 and yeah, it’s just social autism at the end of the day. I can’t initiate anything, even liking a girl who hasn’t liked me yet on a dating app gives me slight anxiety.

I’m this anon >>75612323, sometimes I think I should just write a free blog for my incel niggas to help out because it’s a fairly linear path to getting laid that’s split between self help and logistics

>get to the gym
>get on dating apps
>join a social club like a boxing gym
>work on talking to strangers
>go on coffee dates
>cook for them
>try to get head
Repeat

>>75609572
i don't remember writing this

I wouldn't probably even try bothering due to my social retardation, but family's pressure for me to find someone is increasing to unbearable levels. I think I could blame porn/hentai for increasing my standards on top of that.

>try to hit on a cashier
>didn't realize she is parents' friend's daughter
I was too lazy to drive somewhere away to try that shit and it might backfire horribly now

>lost it at 19
>racked up 36 between 19 and 23
Was I just retarded in high school in a way that I wasn't in college?

as a man are you basically doomed to permanent celibacy if you don't actually initiate?

>tfw i've never been approached, but i've never approached either

>>75605096
Just turned 29.

>>75613405
pretty much
Maybe sometimes a girl will contact you, but good chances are she is crazy anyway

>>75605167
Watching tranime will make you weaker than any woman ever could.

>>75613405
>as a man are you basically doomed to permanent celibacy if you don't actually initiate?

Unless you are a gigachad, yes.

>>75613405
ive heard numerous times “i wasnt into him until he made a move” my own gf included

>>75613643
the hell is that even supposed to mean?
They obviously cannot put their whole preference upon whether a guy asks her out or not

>>75605096
22 year old wizard, I just want to stop fapping completely and to have a decent career.

>>75613398
thats disgusting

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>>75612378
bro I'm same
>good job, decent money
>work out, fit
>/fa/non, wear fashionable clothes
>good looking, I know because I do get attention regularly from females (and gays too lol)
none of it matters tho because I'm autistic and social interactions are absolutely exhausting for me, I have never been able to form any long lasting, deep connection with anyone really
truth is, for us game was rigged from the start, it is what it is

>>75613695
>calls them "females"
yeah youre dying a virgin.

>>75613716
it is what it is

26 here and have multiple opportunities but said no every time
wizardry awaits

>>75613405
Dunno anon. I feel it's been the girl initiating a lot of the time in my own life. Having gone to a boy's school and been a bit of a shy cunt in my teens meant that I didn't have any game when i came to the age where I'd meet women. So it sort of worked out for me that I just went with the flow when women showed interest. I think if I'd bad to more actively pursue I'd have been fucked (not literally )

>>75605234
acceptable by whom?

>>75613405
You pretty much are and the circumstances around it also mean you likely are. If you never initiate anything with women, you’re probably pretty shy, awkward, and likely a shut in type who isn’t in social situations very much where you would be able to meet girls.

desu a lot of you guys are dumb as hell with lots of anxiety or autism and strongly need to consider the following:

>try to be more open minded, you guys are locked into your flawed beliefs.
>see a therapist and maybe medication
>real world is not like the internet. go out into the real world more and do group activities, at first just try to be more passive and chill and observant
>read some high quality literature
>theres more but a therapist will tell you about it depending on your issues.

also see these posts for some similar advice
>>75607084
>>75607088
>>75608357
>>75608360

>>75613988
based retard

>>75614009
he gave you genuine good advice

>>75613988
your advice sucks dood

>>75614086
genuinely retarded advice but thanks for the effort

>>75609811
Whats with so many retards on 4chan talking about their health falling apart in their 30s? Go see a doctor that shit is not normal, maybe when you reach 60 we can talk

>>75609811
>32 khv. Having a well paying job, owning an apartment and a car, no debts to pay.
bro literally the only positives you have to talk about yourself is financial shit lol. your job, apaprtment and car and lack of debts wont bring you any happiness. youll still die miserableand alone.

>>75614108

won't disagree, most advice will seem like common sense or retarded unless it just really clicks and then it makes more sense. without writing a novel advice is always too shallow

but the goal is, sometimes seeing something in a different way or perspective will just click for some people and help them change. and obviously some people here need help.

>>75614238
Having financial stability is quite literally the cornerstone of a happy relaxed life, fuck out of here retard

I got a handjob once. Got a blowjob too but couldn't nut cuz it was right after the handie. Never hugged her or kissed her. So am I a KHV still or what does that count as

I seriously thought I would die a virgin. I was so close to wizardhood and then at age 29 I found one. The right one. I married her.

>>75613405
I'm extremely mediocre (probably below average even) looking and yet I've been approached by women multiple times, the same goes for my friends as well.

I just sperg out after that or i'm not interested.

>>75614917
Congrats! Do you have any advice?

>>75614917
damn that's incredible. I know some guys who are getting pretty close and I honestly expect them to die a virgin or like maybe pay for sex eventually, but I guess there's hope for everyone

>>75614970
I used match.com
The paid dating sites tell you the woman is also looking for love rather than just free attention like on the free ones such as POF. I also got really into shape.

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>>75613405
The chicks who do that are not the ones you'd like in your life, even though it is very very very rare. I am a kissless virgin with autism and these are the chicks who developed a 'thing' for me that I am not even proud of:
>BPD chick in my class made me her FP even though I only saw her as a friend, eventually went crazy and I cut off her.
>weirdo nerd chick who went full yandere on me, eventually she lost interest in me. Turns out she did it with every guy she came in contact with but she eventually switched tables and started going towards women instead
>uggo low iq cunt who I had a project with started crushing on me for no reason, told her to stop calling me all the time for no reason and she went berserk. Told her to fuck off and she retreated eventually.
This all happened 2-3yrs ago, haven't had any other woman interested in me in any way after that.
It's over I guess.

>>75614650
and yet he isnt happy, hes miserable and alone because he has nothing to offer except his finances LOL

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>>75614146
Not everything is reliably fixable, you better hope you don't ever have to find out. Some even unluckier people get tortured by their health issues since childhood.
>>75614238
What you see is financial shit, what you don't see is key to freedom. And having a happy life is not always the same as having a good one. Highly doubt you are having a life even remotely as interesting as I do judging by your attitude.

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>>75605187
>tfw 29 years and 364 days old
>get raped and lose my apprenticeship
Why even live

>>75605342
If you were truly superior, then you wouldnt care if someone made a snarky comment. Do you react when hobos shout at you?

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>>75605096
31, 6'2, 220something and bloatmaxxing my way to a 315 bench RN

>Could've fucked a either a petite ginger or chubby titcow emo girl in 9th grade
>Slutty younger cheerleader in 10th
>Fit softball / basketball player in 11th
>Sticc ginger tomboy in 12th
>That same softball/basketball player when I was 22
>Football mom milf when I was 25
>5/10 teenage Walmart cashier when I was 28
>Never had sex because I autismed my way into screwing them all up

What mode am I?

my friends took me to one of those techno raves last week. I took my shirt off and just went dancing with the bros. girl was mirin we kept making eye contact and a little later I was tasting a lolipop off her tongue. 3rd girl this year after 27 years of nothing. you should just start flirting with them they will make it pretty clear if you have a chance. it's way easier than going on dates and stuff you dont have to talk much with the loud music.

I been fucking a 19 yo femboy. Got to say, when he puts on makeup and wears his lingerie, he looks like a real girl even more than any troon I've seen. Then I was thinking, his little 2 inch hard dick will never penetrate anything. So he will technically be a virgin forever

>>75615469
you must be ugly as absolute fuck bro, sorry.
literally no excuse for this unless your a muzzie or hardcore catholic
unironically not gonna make it

>>75615200
niggas with no money act like money isn't everything

>>75615476
Where do you live anon? Not many techno raves where im from

>>75615476
manthe thought of going to a rave really terrifies me

>>75615281
yeah bro, you are so free, your life is so happy and interesting, thats why youre a 32 year old kissless virgin with nothing to talk good about except your job and the shit you own, along of course with your deteriorating health. no fruitful relationship with a woman or your family, no children, no friends to talk about. but your career, apartment, and car totally bring you happiness bro LOL

I was a lvl 36 wizard. Doing magic with not a care in the world. Lost it to a lvl 28 dragon sorceress.

We're married now.

>>75605104
Flounderpost

>>75605259
Yes. If you’re an autist a woman has to more or less sexually assault you. She has to do 95% of the work.

>>75605423
Go to Vegas. They have a legal brothel. It makes for a good story.

>>75606275
It’s nice to know lesbians are having trouble as well.

>>75608094
I have not laughed in 13 years.

>>75609455
I also attract a certain type.

>>75613405
Yes.

>>75615469
You are based. That is all.

>>75616089
> no relationship with family
> no friends
> no hobbies

LMAO that's a lot of assumptions to make, totally not a projection here am I right.