when will women realize how attractive a mombod is?
My mom's bod
>>75605477Hollywood mombods maybe. The average moms I see are fat cuntsor is this just seethe about those social media posts about dadbods?
>>75605485>or is this just seethe about those social media posts about dadbods?no anon its totally organic that we have multiple threads about this right now
>>75605485>The average moms I see are fat cuntsso is the average dad. that’s the whole point dumbass
>>75605477
>>75605477that's a man
>>75605477Has that bikini always been so transparent?
>>75605484
>>75605477now be a good goy and post this on twitter
>>75605477Dumb forced meme. 99% of moms are fat.
>>75605477does anyone have the webm from /tv/ where the anon is zooming in on this pic
>>75605477If by that you mean prime gia paige, yeah
>>75605796>/tv/Sorry I don't watch tv
>>75605477Why are her shoulders wider than 90% of guys I see in the gym?
>>75606172She's a post op tranoid.
>>75606322>can clearly see the front of her bag through the bikini bottom>Durrrrr its a trannyKys
>>75606344Photoshop and angle fraud have poisoned many retards minds. Obvious women are called troons now
>>75605477Thats not a mom bod tho
>>75605477>anon thinks "average teenage bod" is "mombod"
>>75606452two things can be true
>>75606452I don't know what you mean. The average woman could have a pretty nice mom bod by hitting the gym a couple times a week.
>his wife didn't get pregnant 4 times and didn't maintain a cardiobunny average mom bodlollmaoare you guys even trying?
>>75606495I think a lot of wives must be lazy, but a good mom bod is great. Try eating a salad ladies.
>>75605746sadly true. yet another reason why asian women are superior though
>realise very early on i simply go caveman brain when i see a middle aged woman with a fat ass and a pretty face>every other teacher i had in school was said middle aged woman with a fat ass and a pretty faceso how was i supposed to fucking learn anything
>>75606554That's a below average mom bod. Mom bods look more like this. You know, the average woman
>>75606537>I think a lot of wives must be lazy, but a good mom bod is great.knower>picrelmy wife's average gym routine (not really her, that would make her a whore)>eat a saladas a husband that supports his wife's average mom bod, I even toss her salad for her
>>75606554bros i love old hags so much it's unreal
>>75605715fuck you. I won't be able to sleep tonight
>those razor bumps and ingrown hair
>>75607417Thank god I am not the only one here with standards. This is what a shaved area should look like.
>>75606344goth girl sexo
>>75607417>>75607571It doesn't matter when you'll spend hours looking in her eyes during your deep discussions in bed.
that's a wine aunt bod tho
>>75605477mombod
>everyone misses the joke
>>75609103Yeah, I ussualy don't use this board and I must say it's pretty stagerring how nobody realized that OP is sarcastic.
>>75605477Cringe fools fuck a china dick
>>75605477You think this is how american mom look like?
>>75609368I think it's insane that not only do they look disgusting, but the way they MOVE is inherently disgusting. The lack of fine motor skills, crude movements, you can clearly identify the low intellect on her face as she also lacks finer control of expressions. The way the cabinet above the fridge is open and she's just okay with that, the unorganized boxes.....The moment you see something you intellectualize it and do some heavy processing, and from frame one its immediate disgust. This must be some sort of fake ragebait video.
>>75609471>This must be some sort of fake ragebait video.you're learning
>>75605496
>>75606587Now this is a real mom bod. Breasts become bigger during and after pregnancy so the mother can feed the child. This woman is a perfect example.
>>75606344See, this mombod is totally fine. She looks like she eats right most of the time and exercises occasionally, but isn't afraid to cut loose.
>>75605485The joke here is that OP posted a very fit and attractive woman, not a "mom bod". This is in response to women saying a muscular body that clearly took gym time, is in fact a natural "dad bod". This thread is yet another "ha ha it's funny because I'm retarded" form of humor that this board specializes in.
>>75609368thos level of esl fucking pablo kek
>>75605477by posting a girl who hasn't had a kid? This isn't a mombob, this is a normal women bod prior to 2009. Mom's have saggy tits and lasagna belly.
>>75610997>Mom's have saggy tits and lasagna belly.cherry picked exampleOP is an average mom bod
>>75611023she's not a mom lol. You're saying she has a mom bod when she is a hollywood mid 30 year old who looks amazing because she has a team of trainers and chefs. Either you're a zoomer with a milf fetish from watching too much porn or you're just loser with no friends. I've seen plenty of friends have kids (either I'm friends with the girl or their husband) and they always end up fatter and they never wear a bikini again. Obviously if they have kids when they are 21 or 22 they bounce back better but still, 99% are damaged goods.
>>75611063why are you femcels so offended that men just want a a mombod gf with lots of good bits to grab onto while cuddling?I'm so happy that my gf is not an anorexic obsessed with plastic surgery, she's a foodie like me and just walks her dog every other day.pic related is her. I'll never apologize for loving mombods
>>75611125I'd call her mommy and have her breastfeed me daily
>>75611063Oh you're a millennial with gender identity confusion and a kidless loser with no wife with a tight mom bod
>>75611063You doesn't need chefs and trainers to look like this, any childless woman under 50 can look like this >>75605477 with a little effort. Now what you said about having kids is completely true. This actress has never had children. I'm in my 30s and all the women I know that have had kids don't wear bikinis and if they do they wear the one piece that covers everything. Even the ones that didn't get fat do this, because their bodies are still fucked up from dropping kids. 4chan fags cope hard thinking they'll get a >legacy and a MILF wife.
>>75605477Got dang that's a beautiful fanny. Bet it tastes godly.
>>75611063>>75611160>no bikini after kidsI've never witnessed this phenomenon through my mom, sisters, wife, friends. They are all still /fit/ and wear bikinis year round. Sounds like the people you know are not average mom bod and just>people
>>75611160it's just a mombod. Literally just switch to diet coke and take the stairs. Femcels are so bitter for some reasonpic related is my wife, mother of 4, all she does is sit on the couch all day
>mombod
>>75611386
>>75605484Women really walk around in public with their ass hanging out.
Mombod is wide hips big booba and soft flattened yet wide bunda.Most women do not have these features.
>>75611523Yes we really do. Don't like it don't look.
>>75612632I do look, which I why I encourage it. Carry on.
>>75606322You will never be a *real* woman. :^)
>>75605484sexo com sua mãe
>>75605477>can clearly see nipples, arola, pussy, the extact shapeshe is basically naked, why even wear that thing?
>>75611455what are you getting at anon?
>>75611386The mombod is the peak female physique
>>75614663lol to the anon that saved this pic and then made a different threadlove the seethewhy do /fit/izens get so bent out of shape over the average mom bod?
>>75605484moar
My wife is hell of pregnant. What can i do to ensure she keeps mombod after baby is born? Especially her tits.
>>75609088I nutted to her so many fuckin times when I was younger
>>75615052Have her keep nursing/pumping.
>>75606587classic mom bod here
>>75613800hes mighty based.. you wouldnt understand
>>75606486Women get a nice bod by being blessed with good bone structure and nice fat distribution with a low calorie diet.
>>75615691so do men retard. average gym bro that is 5'8 with an ugly ass body is getting mogged by a genetically blessed 6'3 DYEL.
>>75615696Found the dyel
>>75615705if you actually think women give a fuck about muscles you're retardedI'm on my way to 3 plate benchtrust me no woman gives a fuck its all bone structureonly men care
>>75615714Why are you so mad?
>>75615723cus im a gymcel autistic ass picking up heavy things and putting them back down
>>75615732women absolutely care about musclesthey don't care for whiny bitch faggots
