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You're not really jacked until random ass fat guys with beards start shit with you for no reason in public and tiny homosexual men act afraid of you.

If you're not experiences you're deluded dyel
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Most of these people are fat deluded morons and dyels. Some of the shit they're claim is such fucking lies. Claiming they get hit on a lot. I almost wish I was a fucking mod so I could correlate each post with a user for when they post their fucking body to know what bullshit they spew
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Caught random ass guys staring me down
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>>75607461
They think they're real tough cuz they spend all day in their shop chain smoking and changing tires. Dudes get gassed going up the stairs.
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fatties have glass jaws and are the first to plank when shtf
specially the tat McRebels, one hook leaves them like they have just been born
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>>75607461
this is true a bearded manlet wanted to pick a fight with me in the gym until we got near the entrance and backed down
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>>75607461
>random ass fat guys with beards start shit with you for no reason in public
this idd happen to me once lol
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>>75607461
>>75607561
>started new job monday
>everyone in the office seems chill
>me and the guy who is training me start talking about mma
>i've been interested in it for a while and this guy has pretty much done everything under the sun
>some fat bastard who looks like the john wayne gacy version of john wayne gacy butts into the conversation
>starts off with a compliment saying a look like a linebacker but then starts going off on a tangent
>"yeah i did bjj in korea for 8 years and competed in tournaments"
>"yeah i even had a red belt at 1 point"
>not coral, he specifically said red. the type of belt you need like 30+ years of experience and only like 40 people have now
>wants to "show" me some bjj moves
>grabs my arm, doesn't ask, just grabs, and and laughs when i can't get out because i've never had some fat fuck do this in an office setting before
>after "showing" me some more moves he decides he wants to try and put me in a headlock
>tell him to fuck off and immediately he gets defensive
>stew on it another day and decide to say fuck it and walk out of the job as it was a massive red flag
Guess I've made it, right?
I've got an interview for another place next Thursday.
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>>75607461
Them neckbeards are real annoying, especially when my husband and I lift.

Twice in ONE day. Husband grabbed my ass when doing squats and teaed me, neck beard fat fuck said "none of that gay shit bro" "man fuck you nigga" neckbeard fatty left. Husband had to calm me down.

2nd beer belly bitch called us faggots and husband snapped, had to stop him. He took a pic of himself in the mirror while I hyped him up with "getting big papa". Fatty followed us out to car and he ran.

Husband WAY more fitter than me, 215 lbs of muscle with %9 bf and 6"4'. I'm a lean muscled guy at 6"1/2 and at 170lb.
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actually true bc there's a group of fat niggas that always tries to start shit with me but I pay no mind to them bc I have no clue what they're on about
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>>75607659
>>stew on it another day and decide to say fuck it and walk out of the job as it was a massive red flag
reddit moment
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>>75609127
Oh sorry was i supposed to stan him with my pocket knife?
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>>75607461
True, the truest form of a mire is a dude looking at you with a seething glance. Beats mires from women everytime
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I realized i was jacked when drunk straight guys were offering to suck me off
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>>75607734
sounds kinda gay bro idk
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>>75607461
I think you’re finally big when people get out of your way everywhere you walk. Like Moses parting the Red Sea, they take one look at you and get out of the way
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>>75607461
I'm 6'4", no one has ever tried to start a fight with me. When I was younger I desperately wished someone would
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>>75609786
That's the type of seethe Asians go for driving a nice car. Very petty
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>>75610616
5'7 me neither, it's mainly about your presence and whether you go out drinking at 3am
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>>75607659
Based.
>>75609127
You're a child who has never been in a gym or had a real job in your shitty life and you're mad reading this.
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>>75609810
Hella gay bro, gets the gains and mass
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>>75607461
I agree, as absurd as it sounds to guys who aren't jacked.
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>>75610616
I'm 6'3" and have never been challenged to a fight or robbed. I used to think it was because where I lived was safe, but then I befriended someone who's been in half a dozen bar fights, and he only instigated 2 of them
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>>75607461
Fat guys with beards have been my natural enemy all my life. I thought it was because I'm a manlet. I guess I'm jacked.



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