Just bought an Ohio Power Bar, and wow, it’s really cutting into my hands. What gloves should I get? Price is irrelevant. I could literally buy the entire company if I felt like it. My salary and bonuses are absolutely insane. I’m paying off my house soon, thanks to my hybrid work setup, unlimited mental health days, and stock options that practically print money. Oh, and I don’t even mow my own lawn—got Mexicans for that. They also clean my house, including scrubbing down the diarrhea toilet after taco night, so I never have to deal with that.My job? Total dream. I could bring my dog into the office if I wanted, but honestly, why would I when I’m too busy enjoying the free coffee, our cool playground, and the rec center we have on-site? Did I mention the 5% 401k matching? And the catered lunches? Oh, right, forgot about that. Anyway, back to gloves, what’s the absolute finest pair I can get? I expect nothing less than perfection. Spare no details. Only the best.
>>75610236>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>75610236Fucking pussy wearing gloves
>>75610273>>75610465You are so fucking mad.
>>75610273no that's /b/, fit has facts only
>>75610236Dude how bored/lonely are you that you think all that and then actually type it up and then stay here to reply? That's fucking pathetic. Is this the only social interaction you have? Just playing along with a troll scenario because "l o l the joke is none of this is true even though I'm adamant it is.">inb4 you sound mad, seethe, cope, dilate, dyel, copy/paste reply #6,7,8 and 9Ya those are all the things people here say when people don't play along with the gay joke. Merry Christmas but I hate you also.
>>75610573What gloves lil brown zoomerito?
>>75610573xir wants to troll /fit/ epic style but xe isn't impressively strong and can't make troll threads like /plg/ can.
>>75610236Rogue or Harbinger are both good.
>>75610236it's okay broone day you too will have a loving relationshipmerry christmas
>>75610236Rogue for sure if money is no object.
>>75610236Man up and use your bare hands faggot.
>>75610465>>75611174blue collar broke ass detected. i dont talk to lil money
I'd get the Armani Vitton Supreme limited edition 2017.5 vegan leather (made from a willing vegan) handmade oversized gloves. Then pay someone to lay someone to cut the fingers off with a damascus steel blade made from twin tower rear and sharpened only on national monuments.
