What is the largest animal could you beat in a fight?I could probably kill a medium-sized dog, but an eagle would probably slit my throat.
Wait a minute. Pitbulls are like a medium sized dog but they're probably the most dangerous dog. I don't think it will be any more difficult to kill a Great Dane than a pitbull. It's all because as we go down the list these animals get more and more difficult to kill but this medium dog versus large dog business, I'm not too sure about that.
>>75612161Was thiking the same. I could take on a dog the size of a pitbull, but not an actual pit bull. Them fuckers are evil.
>>75612161borzoi and rottweilers maul pitbulls like it's a chew toy
>>75612144give me a wooden stick and some time and i could kill an elephant
>>75612144>Humans conquered the world with ingenuity and inventions>AKSHUALLY YOU HAVE TO FOLLOW OUR ARBITRARY BAREFISTED RULESETNerds
>>75612187Stop what you’re doing.
>>75612144I won against a medium sized hog. You just kind of lay on it for a few until it gives up. I also defeated various kinds of goats and sheep in wrestling duels.
What kind of nigga thinks he can beat up an elephant? Lmao
>>75612226Everybody get on the floor
>>75612187Borzoi are sight hounds retard. And rottweilers regularly get BTFOd by pitbulls half their size.I know we like to larp online like it's fantasy monster fights and you found a new meta, but pits are literally bred for cage dog fights. There's a reason they're so hated and so often featured in news articles for attacking and killing other dogs and children. They are bred to be killing machines.
>>75612161Same, I could take on some mid size dogs, but not all of them. Eagles, wolves, kangaroos, I'd have a chance, and I think most everybody would, but it's just a chance, mostly because in the wild they don't attack you all out, they're careful-ish, and you might take some damage.
>>75612231>I won against a medium sized hog. You just kind of lay on it for a few until it gives up.I also defeated various kinds of goats and sheep in wrestling duels.Was this for work or pleasure?
>>75612280>rottweilers regularly get BTFOd by pitbulls half their sizeDoubt. I have a 100lb rot and a 70lb pit. They are the most loving dogs around but when playing the rot will just grab the pit by the neck and pin him like it's nothing. Weight classes exist for a reason.
>>75612144I wouldn't fight a rat personally.
>>75612579Honestly thinking this too. And so many people rated themselves highly about thinking they could take a cat in a fight? Their claws and teeth are razor sharp and their bacteria can infect you and that alone could kill you in bad cases. Cats are extremely agile, vicious, and unpredictable when scared/pissed off/feral or all of the above. I love cats, but all one would have to do is lunge at your face and get the eyes and it's over for you.
>>75612592The list isn't, "I'll fight this and be okay". It's, "I'll fight this and win".Yes, the wolf could maul me pretty badly and I'll probably need hospitalisation to not die. But if I don't give it my throat, I'll kill it faster than it kills me. I will win.
>>75612195A good rock in hand would heem most of those jabronie ass animals
>>75612161You can hit it in the head as hard as an Alaskan malamute or Turkish wolf dog and it won't do fucking shit because it's head I'd shaped like a fucking predator not a deer.
>>75612686The greatest samurai of all time could 100% is a stick/staff and wreck a tiger or something, spear seems more irl.
>>75612696Like idk dude I'm hitting a 100lb fighting dog in the head in my fist 110% I think it stays conscious and angry by wicked divine spirit alone.
>>75612681You think you'll live long enough to kill the wolf if you willingly give it your throat?
>>75612709That's the point, dumbass. When you fight canines, you give them your left hand, and use your right to fuck them up. Your left hand will be badly mauled and you will require hospitalisation. But you will kill the pooch first.
>>75612681You are foolishly. Why would it go for your hand? It wants to kill you. You will lose.
>>75612144>elephant higher than grizzlyso there are people who think they cant beat a grizzly, but an elephant should be doable?
I think an article said that we are the best throwers in the animal kingdom, if you could drop the unarmed rule you could probably crack the skull of anything with a rock.
>>75613651LOL what a silly little dude. Elephants are such cool animals.
>>75613829Well if there was no unarmed rule then we could simply just have a gun and auto win for the most part, although even with a gun I'm not sure I'd be winning against a grizzly
>>75612144By "beat" do they mean Kill, or force into Retreat.Theoretically, a peak human could kill a chimpanzee with technique.But animals like lions aren't interested in fights to the death; they prefer easy prey, so they may just stop caring if you make yourself appear like too much trouble.
>>75612161>they're probably the most dangerous dogLaughs in Tibetan Mastiff/Caucasian Shepherd
>>75612280Borzoi are breed to hunt wolves.>rottweilers regularly get BTFOd by pitbulls half their sizeSauce
>>75614023It is a poorly formulated question and I think a lot of the ridiculous answers at the bottom are in jest.Assume they ask>Which of these animals could you kill in a fight to the death in an arena? As in a Gladiatorial game, while completely unarmed.Up to you if you say naked or wearing the clothes you have on now, with pockets/holster emptied. I say naked, for parity.I think I could do up to and including the wolf if it was that or death. Probably die without immediate advanced medical care, and maybe even with. But I think I would have a fair chance of killing the animal first.
>>75613855People have killed grizzlies with .22LR. At that point it depends on shot placement and range. With a 12 gauge or full power centerfire rifle you should be able to kill everything on the list without reloading.Hell, even 20 gauge or intermediate cartridge like 5.56 or x39.
>>75614875>InB4 someone says birdshot. Slugs.
>>75612579>>75612592In a fight to the death you just stomp it or wring it's neck and accept that your hand and arm is getting fucked up. You probably are not escaping injury in any of them except the goose and the snake, if you have quick reflexes. Maybe the dog and the roo too, if you manage to avoid their attack, get behind and choke them out.>>75613829You cannot throw a rock with enough force to crack an elephant's skull. Maybe the same for the croc and grizzly.
>>75612144> 28% of Americans couldnt kill a ratGrim.
>>75612144>>75615418Why do so few Brits think they could kill a goose? Biological ignorance and hereditary servility to the Royal Swans?
>>75612144>more people think that they can beat a chimp than a kangarooholy fucking shitive seen both and theres just no chance that someone that can beat a chimp would lose to a kangaroo. kangaroos are actually crazy easy to wrestle (i wrestled one when i was 17) as long as you grab it first
>>75615464This is the most poingant point in the thread. A large male chimp is far more dangerous than even an alpha red roo buck. If you can avoid the kick the genitals and the eye scratching you are good.Pic related would be different.I want to see an Emu or Cassowary on the list.
>>75615494>large male chimpnot even a large chimp, i would rather fight an alpha red kangaroo over even a adolescent chimp just because im fairly certain that i can choke it out without any scratches but the chimp has a chance of ripping my fingers off
>>75612592you grab it and smash it, you are x10-20 times larger imagine being afraid of a fucking house cat
>>75615494fkn kek roos don't get to three meters in height
>>75615518>fingersit'll rip your arms straight out of their sockets and beat you with them. it'll get hold of your jaw and rip your face off. they're fucking insanely strong and insanely savage. not you anon, but doubting anons need to look up videos of them hunting in packs.
>>75612144Imagine thinking you couldn't take a house cat.
>>75615543i was talking about an adolescent one ripping my fingers off, i know an adult can rip arms off but surely a child chimp cant? and apologies for >>75615518 being unreadable, i didnt sleep enough last night
>>75612144>rat, house cat, gooseObviously I'd fuck em up. >medium/large dog, eagleI'd win, but I'd probably be injured. The dog/eagle would bite/claw me first, but once I had it in my hands I could crush it to death. >King cobraI could easily kill it, but if it bit me, I'd probably die from venom afterward. >KangarooMaaaybe. Only if I got the drop on it. If it struck me first, I'm dead. >CrocodileSame deal as kangaroo, but only if it's a small one. Otherwise, no. >the restNo chance in hell.
>>75615448Geese being super mean and aggressive is over-memed. Like yes, they can be aggressive, but people forget it's still a 15 lb bird with fragile bones, and no talons in this case to boot.
>>75612242People just have this image of elephants being these docile creatures. Like yeah, they don't go looking for fights, but it's not just gonna let you try to crush it's skull (and you couldn't do it unarmed anyway).
>>75615629I have heard a swan can potentially break one of your limbs. No idea if true but birds are prizes for their pecs, even of thighs are superior. It will probably fuck itself up in the process, but they are almost always thinking they defend their young, like bears. Compared to a Nile or Saltwater crocodile that can break any bone in your body with a tail strike.Also they ARE aggressive cunts and since so few people waterfowl now and they love to flock to urban/suburban water sources they have lost the fear of humans. Everyone with geese, even the domesticated breeds knows to keep them from anything larger than goats or old donkeys.There is a reason we Northern Michiganders call them honk-niggers.
>>75615641F for Tykehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tyke_(elephant)It is the largest land animal on Earth. The only thing I would be more terrified of than a pissed off elephant is a hungry polar bear. The elephant is smarter, but the polar bear can smell you from 20 miles, wait hours unmoving in subzero and travel 20 miles a day to chase you.And look at this fucker. There are places in the Arctic circle where you are not allowed to leave a building, or have a place to stay without a firearm. Some company camps have the equivalent of shark cages to lock yourself in.
>>75615710Tbf that bitch is not even 5 burger feet still that is a big ass bear
>>75615710https://www.thefirearmblog.com/blog/2015/07/19/potd-when-an-airline-bought-ar-10s-to-kill-polar-bears/
