>guy brings his gf into freeweight sections and shows her some lifts>he has no idea what he's doing and is teaching her all wrong>her form is all fucked up and she's headed to snap cityHow do I approach this without making him look like a bitch in front of his GF?
>>75612252You mind your own business, why do you care?
>>75612252>How do I approach this without making him look like a bitch in front of his GF?am i being trolled?literally ignore them and just do your own lifts niggaIve been going to the gym 5 days a week for years and have literally never spoken to anybody other than a "good morning" to the front desk girl when I check in
Let them get hurt. Injury is weakness leaving the body.
>>75612252would suplex/ 10
>>75612252>Walk up right next to them>Say nothing>Start performing the exact same exercises as them but far more exaggerated>Use half the weight they use but make it look like twice the effort>Fart at least once when you squat>Groan sexually when you breath>Look at the girl sometimes with your teeth showing but not smiling>Scratch your balls in between sets by sticking your hands into your pants>Don't clean your weights after you use them>Leave before they do
>>75612252who gives a shit? Mind your own businessImagine being at the gym and some poindexter comes up "ermmm excuse me but that's the wrong way to squat"shut the fuck up nerd
>>75612282Laugh out loud LOL
mind your own business faggot
>>75612252>How do I approach this By being jacked. >without making him look like a bitch in front of his GF?That's up to him. It's not on you. If you came up to me and offered advice that you were qualified to give, I would appreciate the fuck out of it. Other guys might get insecure and make an ass of themselves and get ick'd and lose their girlfriend. That's not our problem. We get jacked and help each other out. Fuck everybody else.
>>75612252Damn, must be hard to work out at the gym in a full suit of armor
>>75612252By asking your gf to approach him. You do have a gf, right?
>>75612266>>75612269>>75612284>>75612299holy shit OP get destroyed faggot mind your own business fuccboi
>>75612252Depends. Are you bigger or more ripped than him? If not, mind your own business and work on yourself.
>>75612252You hit them with the full brunt of your autism and spare no details. Either they will listen, learn, and make better gains, they will ignore you and head towards the snapcity, or they will never be seen again in the gym.
>>75612252>How do I approach this without making him look like a bitch in front of his GF?you don't approach shit. you only give advice and opinions when requested or at the very least welcome.imagine you see a couple riding bikes in the park and you go over and start explaining how to ACKSHUALLY ride bikes. nobody likes autists who come in with unnecessary advice. doesn't matter how much bigger, stronger and jacked you are than the BF. unless they ask you, there's good chance you'll make a fool of yourself.
I want to live in a world where people are just like "hey man let me give you some advice because I'm more proficient than you" and we're all just learning things and doing shit right all the time. Instead I have to scour the internet asking multiple times about every little thing I don't understand and I occasionaly see thought school threads like this where people get the idea of being social and cool and competent absolutely flogged the fuck out of them.
It's sometimes incredibly difficult to coach other people and explain the right cues even when you know how to lift yourself. Especially if it's a noob or a woman you're trying to teach.
>>75612252WHO is this beautiful bitch
>>75612886the woman from the bald turbo manlet with the massive biceps whispering to her meme
>>75612894No wai
>>75612522Bro you sound really cool bro I know of a really cool website you might like it's called reddit.com bro you should check it out bro you are really cool
I can't believe people are still responding to this post some guy made six hours ago. You really think that he's still there with those people?
>>75612539one crazy bitch fuck china dick bruv
>>75612938I actually have been to reddit. They all talk like condescending faggots like you and they banned me.
>>75612937one and only Anna Jay
>>75612954I wish you could get banned here.
>>75612977Ironic.
>ummmm exchuse me I was just watching you guys from over there, and I’m afraid your technique on that lift isn’t optimal for maximum hypertrophyWeightlifting needs are the worst. This hobby gets worse and worse by the second, and niggas like you are the reason for that. Just fucking lift weights and stop hyperanalysing everything you goddamn faggots
>>75612252not your fucking problem
if hes cute ask if you can bang him leave the gf at the gym
>>75612252Women don't snapIts a myth
>>75613008>approach couple>If you keep doing X movement like this, you will snap your fucking shit. You sure you're doing it right?It's literally that easy. Just don't be a ">uhm ackshyuallee" bitch when giving people advice.>Just fucking lift weights and stop hyperanalysing everything you goddamn faggotsyou need to know what you're doing unless you're on roids
>>75612252>introduce yourself as local expert>list your credentials: lifting 5 years (ignore dyel status), phd in fitness education from mongolian basketweaving forum (oh, you haven't heard of it?)>tell them it is their lucky night as coincidentally you've chosen this gym on this day and everything that's ever happened in the universe has led to you being there at the same moment you're about to break your gf's back>"one moment plz">hastily describe the stich on fit (the captcha was a real bitch this time)>after consulting with your "associates" it is decided you should give them advice>according to teachings of professors rippetoe and blaha my diagnosis is you're doing it wrong>ask them if they ever heard of snap city>"no? ok well trust me you don't want to be the population of said municipality">proceed to demonstrate perfect form with empty bar>"now you do it">assist her without asking, over-explain nervously to bf while ovement why it's necessary to keep your hands on her hips while crouching behind her in squat>regain consciousness on floor in crumbled fetal position with terrible pain in jaw>he tells you GTFO>y...you too>clumsily gather your things while autistically repeating "ngmi...ishygddt...ngmi...ishygddt...ngmi...ishygddt..."
>>75613008There have always been people like that, one guy tried to give me """advice""" for lat pulldowns. I told him to go away, I'm not gonna listen to the guy who moans with every rep.
>>75613235>I told him to go away, I'm not gonna listen to the guy who moans with every rep.How did this encounter go? Greentext pls.
>>75612252Ponint and lauff
>>75612252>How do I approach this without making him look like a bitch in front of his GF?The only reason you'd intervene here is if you wanted to make him look like a bitch in front of his GF. If you want to, go ahead
Is it really gauche to have people correct your form in the gym? I remember when I was starting I had people give me tips. It's one thing to critcize a routine or something but improper form can really fuck someone up.
>>75614397>Is it really gauche to have people correct your form in the gym?It's standard practice. If the gyms is full of brown people, however (and you are a white-passing), you are obligated by /fit/ law to give bad advice that may result in one-way trips to snap city.
>>75614397I've never had other patrons give me good advice on form. The couple of times someone approached me was always to say some absolute retarded shit like "dude going below parallel on squats hurts your knees, don't do that". Funny cause they boomer in this instance was using a fucking smith machine and lifting considerably less than me. Thus, from personal experience, I can only assume OP is a dyel and retarded.
>>75612252Are you a personal trainer looking for new clients? If not then you should leave them alone. Don't be a faggot.
like you can see from this thread, even if you have the best of intentions, people can get defensive and agitated. if you really want to jelp them anyway, maybe you should look if theres a personal trainer around and tell them that this guy is teaching shit form and maybe the PT could help.
>>75614397This is thread is full of idiots who can't lift for shit. Getting advice is an essential part of it. If you don't go to a serious gym you have to post videos online for form critique or you are simply not doing it right.
>>75612284I was doing dumbbell curls in the gym once and a guy interrupted me to teach me form and it wasn't bad at all. Actually I think it helped a lot. We didn't hook up afterwards I think he was just trying to help.
>>75612284I got unsolicited DL form correction from a roidboomer when I was a dyelnoob and I thanked him, it immediately fixed all the issues I was having. Stop being an anti-social freak
>>75615097>not even a handjob or blowie for his helpPeople like you are the reason nobody helps each other anymore in the gym.
>>75614730Or you're a redditard glassback
>>75615151It has little to do with safety.
>>75612252You go right next to them and lift way more. She has to know he's an insufficient bitch one way or another. You can lift more right? Like at least double what this so called weak guy can lift? Or are you falsely claiming superiority when you're the bitch?
