>>75681658
jawsh will never lose weight

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>>75681658
That man ought to start counting his calories

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>>75681658
Why is losing weight so hard for retards and normies? I don't do any dieting or fasting or counting calories and I'm at a healthy weight. I just cook my own food at home and eat whenever I'm hungry.
You have to go out of your way to be fat.

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>>75682384
>A wife who loves to bake
>Grandparents who spoil them
>College Students who eat at the cafeteria all the time
>Parents who just buy their kids mcdonalds all the time
>Friends who drink all the time
>Stressed from work -> hang out at iHop or In and Out all the time

all situations where it's hard to lose weight

>>75681658
He sounds hangry.

>>75681658
>150 calories
theyre using whole milk and bitching about being fat lmao you want zero calorie alternatives for soda? why not use skim or nut milk first you fat fucking lard fat piece of shit fatty fat fuck

>>75682384
Many of them have that hunger regulating hormone not-regulated and even more have psychological issues connected to food, ie eating as a drug

Isnt the other /fph/ thread still active?

>>75682384
>You have to go out of your way to be fat.
They have been pretty much programmed by their brain to stock up on chips and sweets so that they have easy access whenever they want. It's actually that you have to go out of your way to cook a proper meal instead of microwaving some frozen shit and opening up some snacks. Also getting fat isn't something quick. Even gaining 1lb a month is easily 10lbs a year. A few years later and they are obese.

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>>75681658
why is he having such a tism tantrum?

>>75682498
There's enough hate for two threads, cuck

>>75682808
The folds of her vulva must smell like absolute hell

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>>75682818
she's also a fat activist and a kike.
This is her public profile so its not doxxing. It's instagram is full of fat people bullshit

>>75682821
That’s not real lol come on now

>>75682834
Whether or not she personally wrote it I guarantee you when her phone dies she eats. When her phone is fully charged: eats. 50%? 12" ham sandwich with extra mayo double order of fries extra mayo big gulp of regular coke.

>>75682834
I swear it is. She popped up on my Bumble while I was swiping.

>>75682818
>she must smell like absolute hell
fixt

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>>75681658
V not R

>>75681658
Im so glad my favorite autism man is back, MATI is literally the only news source I get other than people telling me shit happened at work.

>>75682679
Im not op but I listen to MATI (his podcast) and the reason he is usually fucking fuming about diet shit is because all the autists try to push their diet advice to him (hey you should do keto/low carb/paleo etc).
This is especially annoying because his podcast day he usually gets a pizza and retards keep telling him that he can’t lose weight eating pizza.
Imagine your family shit unsolicited advice about what you should and shouldn’t do but now make it everyday and multiply it by 1000x autists on his website - that’s his life when he talks about losing weight.

As an aside, I think he understands CICO very well after hearing him rant over this topic. He just needs to keep doing it and he knows it.

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>>75682852
There's a lot of depraved shit out there, anon.

>>75682418
>personally having a hobby or job resolving around food

>>75683186
47 year old with a stinkgash... ngl I'd prolly take a peek out of curiosity. Wouldn't lick obv but my interest is piqued.

>If I put a cup of milk in my coffee THREE TO FIVE TIMES A DAY
What is he saying here? He puts an entire cup of milk in his coffee? Or that the amount he puts in adds up to a cup over the day? Both of these things are absolutely retarded, why even drink coffee at that point?

Alternatively switch to tea, since it's less bitter and you could get by with a teaspoon of honey. If you were ever going to worry about calories why would you ever try to put milk in your coffee? It's literally just a mixture of sugar and fat.
>Zero calorie caffeine alternatives
Coffee and tea have zero calories. Raw cocoa has near-zero. That gay south american leaf stuff has zero calories. Pretty much every caffeine thing is zero or near zero calories. What is there to talk about?

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Tess Holliday has started an onlyfans

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>>75681658
Jorsh hasn't posted a pic in a long times bros

>>75681658
He's been very agitated lately.

>>75683766
He just moved back to the US and is redesigning the forum so he’s been a busy boy. But he did say that one of his major goals in 2025 was the lose weight so people take him seriously lmao.

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>>75683789
>He just moved back to the US and is redesigning the forum so he’s been a busy boy. But he did say that one of his major goals in 2025 was the lose weight so people take him seriously lmao.
He needs to get fit for when Liz Fong Jones goes into a male-brain tranny rage and shows up at his house and they have a VSU / Yakut style knife fight on his front lawn and we'll watch the Ring cam video

>>75683427
Who?

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>>75683789
>He just moved back to the US
He did?? Holy shit this man has balls. There's good chance either Liz Fong Jones or one of the millions trannies and retards the Kiwifarms has pissed off throughout the years tries to have him killed.
I'd seriously sleep with a gun under my pillow if I were him.

>>75682539
Easily 10? Hell it might even be 12 pounds

>>75681658
Holy clitty leakage

>>75682808
Made for BBC

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>>75683868
... i actually have seen this...

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>>75684965
They are very aware that these men are psyops and support Russia but hrrr masked fit men hrrr slavs.

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>>75681658
My cousin is losing weight. Here is her progress.

>>75685042
Based

>>75682418
Do Americans hang out at fast food shops for fun?!? Wtf?

>>75686295
Basically. When I was in highschool my friends and I would smoke weed or drink and then go get fast food all the time. We would also play sports and go hiking though so we stayed in shape.
Even if you don't hang out at fast food restaurants there's slop food everywhere- movie theaters, arcades, bowling alleys etc. The American is constantly surrounded by cheap high calorie food

>>75682343
He probably stress eats, maybe he'd be able to keep the weight that he allegedly has lost before off if he got psychological help. Also why doesn't he just lift weights lmao he works from home just get some of those compact dumbbells and get to it.

>>75685042
Not the real thread tho

>>75687113
Your forced meme is gay and not funny.

>>75682384
You don’t have anyone fat in your family do you? It used to be easy for me to have a nice physique until I met my in-laws. Now I am over there at least one day a week being fed the most high calorie, low nutrient slop imaginable and it is uncouth to refuse to participate in any “””treats”””. I keep my weight in check by counting calories and skipping lunch a few days a week, but my macros are horrible and my body composition has taken a huge turn for the worse, (yes I could do a lot better meal planning, get off me fags), Obesity is a social contagion.
Typical Sunday for those curious:
>10:30am: waffles with peanut butter, syrup, blueberries, and bacon. I don’t drink coffee but those who do have a mug of creamer with a splash of coffee in it
>11:30am: 32oz lotus drink from a local coffee shop
>12pm: 20pc McNuggets each, as well as 2 quarter pounders. There is typically a shareable candy being passed around the table as well
>3pm: Cinnabon and coffee
>5pm: Dinner, typically a pretty well balanced meal
>6pm: More snacks, chips, etc.
>8pm: Dessert, typically cobbler with ice cream, cake, pie, etc. More coffee

>>75687368

>>75687428
The pantyboy forced meme wasn't funny either.

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i kind of hate this woman

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fat women deserve sex, incel!

>>75688631
All of these are perfectly achievable IF she loses 30kg of blubber.so she looks like a human instead of a seel

>>75682902
>everyone I don't like is a pedophile

>>75688640
30? More like 100, lol. The bitch in that drawing weighs at least 150 kg if she's of average height

>>75687395
Just say no. I say no to my mother in law all the time, there's nothing wrong about that.

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>>75683249
It's almost like you don't realize that milk is delicious

>>75687395
I'm confused as to why you can't refuse the snacks. There no social rule that forces you to have four meals in-between regular meals

>>75688781
Peer pressure, duh

>>75683249
incidentally I drank my tea/coffee with double/heavy cream.for about a month, no real change to my bodyweight.

>>75685042
i dont know why i keep coming to this thread, its like mental self-mutilation. you guys dont know much about me but i ve been lurking here so long. I mainly use FPH as motivation but sometime its very hard to handle all that fat-shaming and bullying.

You see, I am working very hard to be fit, to lose weight but it's a tough road ahead. I acknowledge my body is less desirable, it's abnormal but why does my body is a source of mockery everywhere I go?

People point out at me, they laugh. They mock the way I stand. They make jokes about me with whoever they are with.

All because I am fat? Do they not realize I notice and hear everything?

I can't even walk 2 steps without getting made fun of. My shortcoming is I am fat. But how would they feel if I making fun of something they lack?

Some hours ago I went to buy some food for my family and i got mad fun of. I pretended not to notice, but how would that person feel if I made fun of them being poor?

It hurts, it hurts really bad and I feel broken from inside. I am trying to be healthy but i am also on meds that is adding to my weight gain, but I am trying. But all the mockery, the jokes, the stares makes me feel like I am an animal in a zoo for people's entertainment.

It's not right, it's not right the way people treat me Or people like me....

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>>75681658
He's going more and more insane

Fat people should be rated by their aerodynamic and lethal mass suitability for trebuchet warfare.

>>75682960
imagine eating pizza weekly. ehat a loser. ngmi

>>75687395
don't be a bitch and refuse the goyslop. only take a small bite if you really find it appealing

>>75687436
>thinks it's pantyboy poster
>thinks it's shamrock
>thinks it's Shelby poster
>thinks it's Kam
>thinks it's one guy posting goblinx progress
you did not lose the weight

>>75688781
>>75688740
>sounds of a lash and wind blowing across the Sahara

>>75687395
>Waffles with peanut butter
There are hardly any calories in waffles if you just eat one or two, two would get you to 450 calories or so. Use less syrup on them, don't put peanut butter on them (retard), bacon has like 100 calories a slice, so stick with 2 like a normal person. A 700 calorie breakfast on sunday won't ruin a diet.
>Drink from a local coffee shop
Get one with less calories in it that's not filled with sugar, you're going to a coffee shop and they have a whole menu to choose from
>I HAVE to eat a whole 20 piece by myself, as well as mcdonalds
A normal person would just get disgusted having to eat an entire 20 piece and also a quarter pounder.
>Cinnabon and coffee
Again only a few hundred calories
>Dinner, pretty well balanced
I doubt it with all of the other decisions you've taken
>More snacks
Don't eat them
>Coffee at 8pm
Don't drink it that late, you shouldn't even drink it after 3.

This is all just a couple thousand extra calories at most, which really shouldn't ruin a diet. This would all be offset by burning 300 calories a day, or alternatively by just eating 300 less on average. This shouldn't make you fat, you're doing something wrong if one or two days a week of shit food ruins your diet.

>>75681658
>drinks milk
Lol, fatty

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>>75683427
>costs 1111
is that her weight in pounds now?

>>75689725
>>75688763
What's up with fat people and not being able to drink tea, coffee, or water like a normal person. It ALWAYS has to be milk or pop, and it can't just be one glass, it has to be one of those oversized ones that's actually 2 or 3 cups worth.
>Milk in coffee
This just ruins the taste of the coffee and the milk. You don't have to mix everything together and make it shit because you can't handle complex flavors. It's like fat people are high 24/7 and just make the worst food imaginable, then eat ridiculous amounts of it.

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>one of my friends got married to a fatty
>One of my best friends is currently engaged to a fatty/alcoholic

It's just so over for them, what the fuck is going on in this country

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>>75681658
>I COUNT MY CALORIES I DON'T WANNA HEAR IT
>drinks 750 calories of milk per day
>HOW DO I LOSE WEIGHT

I know everyone on kiwifarms is retarded but he really takes (and eats) the cake

>>75689795
>I HATE the taste of Coffee, it is yucky and BAD!
>I drink 5 cups a day and mix it 50/50 with milk for it to be drinkable!
>Don't fucking tell me what to do!
A retarded child. He could simply get caffeine from any other source, drink a caffeine drink he likes. He has been drinking 750 calories of milk every day to water down a drink he doesn't like to get a drug so common they sell pills, gum, shots, and drinks for it that all have no calories. This is retarded even for a fat person.

>6 frog posts ITT
Take it back to pol you fucking spastics

>>75682384
>I just cook my own food at home
they dont do this
they go out for lunch and dinner and have snacks in the house between and after

>>75690163
Real

>>75682384
>you have to go out of your way to be fat
No, you just have to forgo cooking and eat goyslop instead.

>>75682486
>nut milk
Are you a faggot?

protip
if fph isn't quite doing it for you anymore, head on over to /fa/, to the thinspo thread
the almost anorexic bodies and reported calorie counts have given me a renewed sense of I can do this

/fph/ has really fallen off
where are the long text screencaps of horror stories

>>75688781
>>75688740
>>75689642
I do say no to most of it and generally “save” most of the McDicks for later. I also don’t do peanut butter on the waffles. Rapeseed oil and all. I don’t want to refuse everything though. Sharing food is how they show their love and I stay healthy enough by watching what I eat through the rest of the week.
>>75689720
>only a few thousand more calories, just need to eat a few hundred less
Exactly right, but they are almost all sugars, HFCS and other garbage. I have no problem maintaining a healthy weight, but when you replace a few thousand good calories with a few thousand bad you definitely feel it. The point of my post wasn’t to complain about how my situation is “beyond my control” or to make excuses for myself. It was to highlight that having a fat social circle is likely the LARGEST impediment recovering fatties face on the road to success, and also something that most fit people don’t understand since they have a fit social circle.

>>75682902
>>75681658
I listen to Jewsh podcast "Mad at the Internet" and I appreciate his effort to keep Kiwi Farms on the iNTERNET (with a lowercase i, fuck you Yerwsh you spastic), but he is such a fat fucking fatherless loser, holy shit.

He makes friends with these absolute scumbag people like Ethan Ralph and Rekieta and then acts all surprised when these 24/7 internet shutins turn degenerate.
He keeps calling women ugly all the time, as if he's some Chad poon slayer.
Like this level of anger is not even funny, it's scorned women level of salt, which makes sense seeing as how he was raised by a single mom.

Also some women ARE tomboys, I meet them all the time when I do things like surfing and climbing.
I am a massive autist retard yet my hobbies afford me to meet these kinds of people, because I don't spend all day on the internet calling people jews

For a guy that keeps calling people out for not being able to have fun, he sure is a humourless faggot who can't take THE BEST advice for losing weight.

Jawsh legit made me go MATI

>>75689859
He could drink it black like I do right now in my autist coomer cave, it's not that fucking hard

>>75690969
I know an ironic post when I see one :3

>>75682818
the kind where you can just smell it by being in talking range

>>75690988
It's not ironic in the slightest, I mean what I wrote.
How does it come off as ironic?

Nice dubs of Hitler btw

>>75691012
Nice to see some humility if you’re serious

>>75689650
>thinks it's just one guy
It is. Same on /b/ the guy who posts human shit every day is just one guy. Same with every board where there's ONE SINGLE forced meme that gets posted every single day. It's one guy and we all know it. This whole board only has like 300 people who post on it you gay faggot.

>>75690163
Hating frogs is the quickest way to tell everyone IM A FAGGOT WHO IS NEW! Newfag.

>>75686295
i mean, healthier food options aren't really affordable for high school budgets... what do you expect man?

>>75691156
shut up, newfag

>>75690777
>posting the same images every 3 days for years has really gotten stale
>who has the same images that we've posted for years? That will save these threads.

>>75687395
How can you possibly eat this much for this long? don't act like anyone's forcing this inside you. Makes me sick to think about eating basically every fucking hour on the dot until bed. This is your fault, not your family's.

>>75688620
You gonna elaborate?

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Today went for lunch with a friend and got all the fixings-- quiche, crepe, latte, la dee da. Waitress made one of those "Oh, enjoy eating like this while you're young, your metabolism won't last forever!" comments. No clue what to say, so we just smiled and said thanks because seriously, wtf are you supposed to say?

>>75691170
No because it’s an inside joke they will never divulge

>t. insider

>>75690699
I do enjoy the company of other men if that's what you're asking.

>>75682384
Its not hard as an idea, cause losing weight is extremely simple. Just eat less and/or count calories.
The hard part comes from having a lifetime of eating everything that comes your way and the cravings that follow suit. THAT requires self-control, and self-control requires constant effort. For some people, especially those with various stresses(financial, familial, or otherwise), it's easier to just remain fat so you're not in a constant 24/7 stress cycle. It's basically electing to forgo long-term happiness in order to be slightly less miserable now.
Some of them who tried to lose weight only did so for a week or two with minimal effort and were never able to get through the "misery plateau." Basically, they never lasted long enough to the point where the positive effects FAR outway any cravings.

t. former lifelong fat fuck

>>75691188
I think you should just roid rage like you usually do

>>75691220
YEAAAAH BUDDAYYYYYYY

>>75691163
Do a 360 and walk away from this thread you tourist.

>>75682384
Health problems, why are you retarded?

>>75691397
>Shamrock is malding again

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>>75681658
>a whole cup of milk in my coffee
>3 to 5 times a day
goddamn what the fuck
espresso or a strong espresso based drink is all you need

>>75689732
lol

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why is there no actual fph in here

>>75691603
Horrific

>>75689734
Milk in coffee is god tier but you only need a splash

>>75691603
Her fingers took cues from hee mouth! Oh no!!!!

>>75691576
I hate you, good enough?

>>75691583
There's a caption on an image like thisnthat reads "even in the fog of war, tanks are still visible"

>>75692049
This is most likely bait and not even a real person.

>>75688631
>deserve
>sex
roasties would become mass shooting incels in five minutes of being a man

This ham hurts me deeply

https://youtu.be/xRKW_7c6kxo?si=NPgRBD5J9tSteT0h

>>75692139
I hate you too >:(

>>75691514
>>75691525
Ive watched a little of tophias lore and i dont understand why this woman doesnt get a job. Its clear that nobody likes her (genuinely) and she wont be as famous because she looks like a fucking ape with down syndrome. She just leeches off her pedo brother and the gibs from her parents. Absolutely reckless behaviour and zero selfawareness. Thanks doll.

>>75692278
>cringe title
>weigh in #1
>2d ago
>93 views
>ebonics
It was always doomed to fail

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>>75681658
I don’t care how fat I get. I will cut anything out of my diet, but never milk.

>>75681658
>active on kiwi farms
>doesn't eat any fruit or healthy food

>>75691603
fuckin dragon claws dude, YUCK... fuck she is fat

>>75692580
Yes, you will.

>>75682384
they don't know how to cook and are too lazy to learn, so they buy the worst types of foods like frozen pizza and mac and cheese, or they eat out (and by eat out, I mean they order uber eats because they are literally too fucking lazy and unmotivated to get into their car and drive to the store)
at best they might try to cook some spaghetti or boxed dinners like hamburger helper or kraft mac and cheese. Also they don't fucking move at all, all day. And they watch youtube and netflix/hulu online at all times, WHILE they are eating. After years of doing that, they have conditioned their brain to associate social media consumption with eating and hunger. Do you ever walk into the bathroom and instantly feel the urge to urinate? It's like that, but with food. When they load up a youtube video to watch, or a movie, or a TV show, their brain says "food time" and they feel obligated to get something to eat, or they won't be able to focus on what they are watching.
As a result of this habitual need to eat while watching things, as well as their inability to cook, they opt to buy lots of junk food snacks that they can simply grab and consume with no effort. These snacks are usually things like chips and candy. They also drink an insane amount of sugary drinks. It's surprising to learn that some of these people drink nothing but soda all day every day for years.

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i hate fat people so much it's unreal

>>75691576
Lightbulb Top KEK

>>75691603
Manmade Horrors

>>75682830
> Weisberg
Every single time

>>75692652
>every single time
?

>>75690699
no but youre in a FPH thread fat fucking lard ass kek get rekt fatty fat fuck whole milk GOMAD+SS fat nigger lmao holy shit i bet you eat fucking SLOP eat that GOYSLOP you fat pile of fat fucking shit hahaha if you want my nut then eat up fatty ill bust a FAT nut in your FAT mouth holy shit it feels so good to roast fat fucking hogs like you enjoy staying FAT

>>75687395
Insisting on black coffee or Americanos already solves a lot of this. This is definitely an insane tour though ngl, I have an insanely massive appetite and could not do all of this. 10:30 AM full breakfast spread turning right around into noon McDonald's 20 piece AND two quarter-pounders is fucking crazy alone. These people must be legit planets, I eat much less than this daily and walk 10 miles a day and am 250 lbs at 6'3.

>>75692681
Unhinged

>>75691653
could be a solid 6/10 if she lost 100 lbs

>>75682679
Deficit + Carb depletion anger

>>75691105
Ok jawsh

Realizing that being fat is against my religion is the greatest thing that's ever happened to my health.

>>75691188
>young? I’m 19, I’m already looking for hospice

>>75688763
thats a man btw

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>>75691525
one video down, only 4,054,352,035 to go

>>75691603
wtf? her skin grew over the bottom portion of the ring, how is this even possible? medfags explain.

>>75683186
>I’m a man who paid doctors to cut off his dick, so I’m a woman
The thought is so retarded from the outset that the fact they went through with it is mind boggling.
The real red flag is all of the emojis.

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>>75688631
Corrected image

>>75691525
Imagine being so fat you have a coca cola shirt

>>75691514
Doll blessed thread.

Thanks, king

Hope you have a pleasant day.

>>75685042
are you sure? It looks like she stays the same weight

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>Have a friend, like him, but he's unreasonably fat
>Obese ham planet
>Thinks he's too good to exercise and diet but is on ozympic
>Has been on the O since late spring
>Not sure if it's working because he still looks obese
>Now he's got liver disease and something else
>Unhappy and uncomfortable
I feel for him but its still funny to me that his current situation is entirely his fault. BTW he's only 37.

>>75694487
What kind of liver disease? Is he an alcoholic or does he have NAFLD from massive amounts of sugar and HFCS?

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>came to enjoy a /fph/ thread
>its just faggot zoomers discussing pseudo famous Internet personalities
Please stop ruining my internets, zoomers

>>75694706
Probably the latter as he doesn't drink. Everything wrong in his life is entirely self inflicted but he'll never admit that.

>>75690623
>No, you just have to forgo cooking and eat goyslop instead.
Eating goyslop can definitely make you overweight even if you don't want to be fat. You have to go out of your way to be morbidly obese. Some of these people weighing 150 kg and over have to be eating over 5000 calories per day, which requires effort.

>>75682493
this
we dont choose our battles, for example i used to be a fat fuck and i still struggle daily with food noise. but i never had issues with working myself up (coming from a working family background) like im the 1st to actually get a masters degree and yes i work in what i graduated.

>>75682418
>A wife who loves to bake
I'll take just one cookie after dinner, thanks honey! Let's share some of the extras with our neighbors.
>Grandparents who spoil them
Grandma your food is the best. Can I take some of it home? I can't eat it all right now.
>College Students who eat at the cafeteria all the time
I'll have a water, please. You want my snack cake, bro? I'm good.
>Parents who just buy their kids mcdonalds all the time
I'll take a 10 piece, no sauce. Thanks, Mom!
>Friends who drink all the time
I'll be the DD tonight.
>Stressed from work -> hang out at iHop or In and Out all the time
One veggie egg white omelette with a water, please.

It's not that hard, just don't blame everyone else for your lack of self control.

>>75687395
>10:30am: waffles with peanut butter, syrup, blueberries, and bacon. I don’t drink coffee but those who do have a mug of creamer with a splash of coffee in it
Opt for just bacon and maybe some eggs.
>11:30am: 32oz lotus drink from a local coffee shop
wtf is that just have a black coffee
>12pm: 20pc McNuggets each, as well as 2 quarter pounders. There is typically a shareable candy being passed around the table as well
Say no to the candy and get a 10 piece. You don't need to gorge yourself.
>3pm: Cinnabon and coffee
Again, just have a black coffee. No need to have a cinnabon
>5pm: Dinner, typically a pretty well balanced meal
OP you don't know what balance is.
>6pm: More snacks, chips, etc.
No.
>8pm: Dessert, typically cobbler with ice cream, cake, pie, etc. More coffee
Are you a kid? You don't have to have dessert.

>>75695027
Food noise always will be a problem but at least even if you cave you can still go NO NO NO MORE YOU FUCKING TWAT instead of saying “it’s over” and you’ll stop

>>75693472
It created sores on both sides of the ring and then healed while touching

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>>75687109
>He probably stress eats,
He definitely stress eats. I believe him when he says he hardly has any vices, and he only drinks socially. Thus, food is his only physical way of getting a dopamine hit. Thus, why he can't shut the fuck up about pizza and the quality of cheese he gets at the grocery store. He's mentioned many times that he eats quicky garbage whenever he has to put a lot of time into the web site, which is frequently these days now that he's targeted by troons all the time. So, it wouldn't surprise me if he rides the diet roller coaster of constantly going up and down in weight. It's fun to see him sperg out, though.

>>75689194
your shortcoming is not that you are fat, it's that you're an ill disciplined mentally fragile freak willing to sacrifice everything to be to just consume a few morsels more of food
does that make you an inherently worse person? yes, you are absolutely inferior to most people, more like a food zombie that for some unnatural reason can't stop eating
the rest of humanity can stop eating, and we wonder what is wrong with you

>>75689194
This feels like bait. If you really wanted to help yourself you would just ignore what the people say here and live your life to lose it. Having people mock you or judge you doesn’t feel good and never will. People say that harsh comments will always be better because it’s “for their health” but when you get that mindset that says “No, I don’t care what they say anymore. I’m going to live my life and be the best person I can be without them pulling me down and be healthier than any of them.” is when they will stop pulling you down with them because you will start to see gains in your life when you’re less depressed and open up. People will invite you to things and you’ll be reminded that the people here don’t actually want you to succeed because they literally NEVER DID. Miserable people surround themselves with miserable people.

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I wrote a poem about two fat people I saw on the train. Those nabobs. I hate them. I do hate them.
>On the train ride home today,
>Across from me, a fat man lay,
>Another came, as broad and wide,
>A seat between them, none to hide.
>The one already there, half sprawled,
>Took up space as if enthralled,
>While the other, with no place to rest,
>Pressed in tight, trying his best.
>They fought for room, a strange embrace,
>Two hippopotami wrestled in place,
>Their movements awkward, each in turn,
>As cheeks collided, yet they’d spurn—
>A glance, a look, both turned away,
>Hoping somehow to keep dismay
>Hidden, as bodies shifted, slid,
>In that strange dance that blubbered fatties did.

>>75690768
nice, thanks for the input

Who profits from the fats?

> niggas bought me milks at lunch
> the milks was chocolate, the cookies, buttercrunch
> ‚88, Oshkosh andMRSYK0
blue and white dunks

>>75693696
>house arrest
Probably the worst thing you could do for them.

>>75696134
Jews

>>75696134
Food manufacturers and hospitals. Also automobile manufacturers since after a certain point you require a large truck or SUV

>>75690768
>A bunch of homosexuals worshipping skeletal twinks

>>75694737
>come to fph
>it’s full of frog posters
KYS

>>75694487
He's probably eating more and more destructive goyslop because he thinks that the ozympic is giving him superpowers against anything he throws down his gullet.
I wouldn't be surprised if he is a big alcohol imbiber.
Beer belly comes from hard drinking.

>>75696763
That’s most of this site!

>>75691603
So what happens if you lock her in fat camp and she turns normal sized?

>>75682830
She is a part of my formative experience as an female hating chud I actually used this bitch to catfish many years ago when I was still in my early incel phase trying to figure out how bad things really are, you guys don’t even want to know the results. I will leave you to your copes about how the men that replied were subpar or just wanted sex or weren’t really putting in effort, the whole gamut of attempts to reconcile the results of my experiment with the blue pill that have been thrown at me when I post it. The images are on an old hard drive and I am on my phone but at some point I will rescue them.

>>75697085
I mean it's still embedded in her flesh. You'd still have to surgically remove it

>>75691576
>the same cookie-cutter apartment layout, appliances, flooring, and walls.
Guarantee they're paying 2.5 grand for this place per month and order doordash 2x a day at the very least.

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>>75697220
Where's Doll?
I miss them! T_T

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Doll always had fresh content.

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All I have is the old crap.

I have a work enemy at my new job. She took an immediate and until now inexplicable dislike to me. Today at a work function she made an unintentionally revealing offhand comment and I realized it's literally just: she's morbidly obese; I'm physically fit; she's self-conscious and resentful around me. I generally don't hate fat people but I was immediately filled with rage and now I just hope she chokes on the extra fucking butter she ordered with lunch so she could dip her bread in it like a fucking nugget sauce.

>>75697475
Man, they almost all feel this way, people just usually have the dignity to keep their frivolous distance locking in.

>>75682812
Which time?

>>75697456
>18 stone
This colossal, crocodile-killing blob of woman, could eat another woman of the same size and still be smaller than Amberlynn Reid.

>>75696649
This woman does not look that fat, but I like 'em big. We need to see more to make a proper evaluation.

I lost 40 pounds last year since I was getting quite chubby and it was piss easy. I just ate less and was a bit more consistent with my pretty light workout. Didn't even count calories but just made very rough estimates.
Point is, realizing how easy it is to lose weight made me hate fatties even more.

>>75696114
beautiful

>>75693717
Ive seen a latino walking around my town with a cheetos tshirt. Yes, he was fat. No, im not making this up. And the worst part? He was walking with a cutie that looked like his gf. As jontron said "i dont even care anymore, dishwasher? Yes!"

>>75693715
The damage fatties have done to /v/, /a/, /tg/, literally all my hobbies besides lifting, cannot be understated.

>>75693715
Gotta admire how un embarrassed he is. Fits into every stereotype yet doesn’t give a fuck
I bet all the fatties ITT would order their games online and pretend to not be home when the courier drops them off at the front door

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>>75696649
A couple more burgers and she's ready

>>75697458
Why do they always try to argue that fat is an immutable characteristic they're born with? It's so easily disprovable.
>t. ex fatty

>>75695289
Solid advice

>>75698190
>ex fatty
Once a fatty always a fatty

>>75682384
>You have to go out of your way to be fat.
Nah. After I got older and my metabolism slowed down I started gaining weight even after eating the same stuff and workings out the same amount. I had to adjust by eating a little less and adding a little more time to cardio from then on

>>75689763
Why would they do that? Are they just incredibly ugly?

>>75691188
It's just a little joke. just say haha will do or something like that. Was she hot?

>>75692681
words of the lord

>>75690163
What? Where are you from? How did you get here?

>>75691653
>>75692783
I think she'd be a hot 8 if she wasn't fat. And her tits didn't suffer the flattening from the weight loss.

>>75694737
My sense of taste has made everything I eat taste like ash or mold which suck because everything tastes like shit but it's great because now im losing weight relatively easily and I'm only eating around 500 calories a day.

Now I just need to motivate myself to start going to the gym again. But i need to go at 12am or later cause that's the only tme I am able to go.

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>>75682902
>tomboy hater
Ok this faggot deserves death.

>>75691576
MALE

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youre not transphobic /fph/ are you?

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/tv/ edition

>>75699393
Cinema

>>75698705
Only towards the fat or otherwise ugly ones
Which is most of them to be fair

>>75699393
lovely that all the other actors actually did the choreography and the most impressive thing from her was hobbling over the 2 ft high fence

>>75694487
Ozempic just takes away the physical feeling of hunger. Gluttony galaxies are what they are because they never stop eating, regardless of hunger. It won't make a lick of difference to the ham hock heifers on My 600-Lb Life.

>just went to doctor for annual check up
>Doctor is obese manlet and ten years younger than me
>Felt like I was the one in charge while appointment
>He had a faggy pronoun button on
>Asked me how I'd lost 100 lbs
>Grimaced when I told him that I ate less and moved more
Fucking hell, knew I should have just stayed home.

>>75699514
why would you even waste time with a "checkup"

>>75699674
I used to be a degenerate alcoholic (also why I needed to and have lost a hundo lbs) and I want to start getting annual lab work to make sure my liver is on the mend so I don't just drop dead in front of my kids.

>>75689194
just in case this isn't bait, let me say this: i generally dislike fat people because most of them have the very repulsive victim mentality of "i'm not fat by choice and there's nothing i can do about it", but if you're genuinely working towards bettering yourself and are making progress then i have genuine respect for you. just keep making progress until you get there, it's that simple.

>>75699718
oh fair enough, im in a similar boat. luckily i stopped drinking just before 30 but my seizures were getting insane

>>75699874
told ya bulking was a meme

>>75698695
BBC with tiddies, based

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>>75699874
Fucking grim desu
Why are nigger women consistently the fattest unattractive homonculi on the planet?

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Christ almighty!

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FLAPPIN FLOTSAM WHAT'S THAT!?

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GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY!!!

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>Dave Blunts in two years

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>>75682384
Losing weight is simple, but not easy.
Gaining weight is very easy and very simple.

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Has anyone watched the new my 600lb life Mexico
>>75683427
It's come full circle then
>>75685042
That pic is almost a year old. Get new ones
>>75689227
He's becoming an lolcow
>>75691519
I just drink my coffee straight. Maybe one pack of sugar on the right occasion but very rarely.
>>75691583
I remember when I was fat and all my matches were single moms and fat chicks.
>>75692580
Raw milk > goat milk > grocery store milk
>>75694487
Ozempic is a meme. It works for a few years but then it stops. It's not a forever medication. The point of ozempic is that it works while you learn the right habits. Not just to make you think forever
I'm not against ozempic as a concept but misuse is worse than not using it..
>>75695748
Are the honeycomb troons still trying to take down the website?

>>75682902
>a tomboy is a child
It astounds me how utterly retarded some of his takes are

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>>75683249
>What is he saying here? He puts an entire cup of milk in his coffee?
He has to mean that the amount of milk he adds to his 3-5 cups of coffee a day add up to 1 coup because he also says that that a cup of milk is a fifth of his daily caloric intake. If he's drinking 5 cups of coffee a day, that means he's adding 1.6oz of milk to his coffee. Those little individual servings of coffee creamer are 0.375oz. This man is adding a shot of milk to each cup of coffee. Fucking deranged.

>>75700022
> Why are nigger women consistently the fattest
Apparently they’re less likely to have fat distributed viscerally and more likely to have it in “safer” places like arms, legs, ass. So they can get a lot fatter before they kick the bucket. East Asians are the reverse, prone to visceral fat so they die off before they reach the same volume of fat.

>>75700022
>>75700241
It's women in general, something about estrogen makes you crave sugar. That's why you see women drinking those coffees with 10 sugars in them, estrogen makes you crave increasingly sweet things.

>>75695289
> Grandma your food is the best. Can I take some of it home? I can't eat it all right now.
Yep that’s exactly how it goes with my grandma. God bless her, she makes all of her grandkids birthday cakes, based on our hyper sugary tastes from when we were like six. Attempts to get her to update her recipes to more adult palates have never succeeded; you learn to have a token slice with her then take the rest home for secret disposal.

>>75681658
jewsh is such a fat faggot, he could really benefit from doing some push ups every day or something, but he won't

>>75700028
Tell me that thing is long long dead

>>75699393
Where is this from?

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>>75700484
Being kept alive through the power of tax payer dollars

>>75696271
The point is forcing the diet and you don’t have to see them

>>75697453
He got an infection while dilating

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>>75697458
Legitimately one of the most retarded things I've ever read in fph until you remember they think weight is literally genetic and even starvation wouldn't make them lose weight.

>>75691653
Jesus imagine thinking you are ok being so fat you need a towel that’s 8 feet long and still having no shame. Disgusting horrors.

>>75688714
>>75700163
He means mentally

>>75701801
Vile

>>75698705
I am transphobic and fatphobic, and I dont take people with face tattoos seriously

>>75701818
trannies are the best. fit trannies moreso

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>>75701900
>fit trannies
good luck finding one.

>>75697453
She’s not your mother. We shouldn’t even allow that tranny on here.

>>75701818
based
>>75701900
You will never be a woman, just a man who paid someone to mutilate him.

>>75702015
sure, still happy

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>>75698705
no trans fats

>>75698695
Thanks for clarifying. It falls under the androgynous umbrella because of how fat it is.

>>75699393
Theres no way in hell she didnt have to apply ice on her ankle after jumping that fence. This is the kind of shit that made me stop consooming hollywood slop. I hope it burns all down (seeing the news, literally)

>>75700314
Based for not hurting grandmas feelings or throwing a tantrum. Take care of the relatives who love you. One day, they wont be there anymore and you will miss them.

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>>75691603
I'm fucking disgusted. The idea that some people get to that point is a genuinely horrifying thought. To get to the point that your body ABSORBS your own ring into you that it become part of you is a level of minute level of body horror that I have yet to lay witness too. How does this even happen?

>>75703087
>I’m fucking disgusted
No you’re not

>>75692626
Teehee you silly boys acting like it's some big thing. She just got a piercing is all.

>>75703341
Yeah, you're right. More like semi disgusted, semi erect. Can you imagine getting a handy with those sausage fingers knowing one of them contains a ring under the flesh? Ribbed for my pleasure.

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>attention restaurant customers: i hate fat people
>that is all

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>>75682384
Can't speak for other retards only myself. It's because there is too many things, too much information, and no singular truth (aside from eat less calories and move more lmao).
I end up with the same decision paralysis kinda feeling when I start a new video game and can't decide what class of character to pick for optimal peak enjoyment.
I'm the type of retard that had a dozen low-to-mid level characters in MMOs and constantly restarted with something else, same for RPGs and same for education IRL.
I've replayed tutorial areas and first 1-2 hours of games over and over this way, never actually getting to really play games.
If you want to lose weight, change your diet to a "healthy" one, there just isn't a single ONE WAY ABOVE ALL preset that you can color-by-numbers.
Even if there was one I would constantly think about the others.

Eventually I just throw my hands up and surrender to inaction as I always do with everything else.

Not to mention cooking is an entire process on it's own, getting the right kind of foods is also a struggle without a car as the nearby stores only stock slop.
The only two times I managed to actually lose weight was when I ate 2 things, water oatmeal for breakfast and chicken breasts with white rice for lunch and nothing else for months.
Unseasoned, unsweetened, unsalted nothing added. The other time was pure fasting with electrolyte supplements.
Anything more complex than this just ends up with me being unable to act.
Neither is something I managed to maintain as I end up stressed by something unrelated, forget and just gorge on whatever I'm provided as a manchild by mommy.

Life is legitimately too complicated for me somehow even though I'm not sub-100IQ.
People measurably dumber can just breeze through life and succeed and I can't do the simplest shit and I have no excuses for this.

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>>75698485
Who is that character? The artwork gives S4League vibes.

>>75703780
It's about a lack of willpower

>>75703850
I think that might be part of it, but I've done some hard things in life successfully that didn't require subjective decision making.
I couldn't tell you my favorite color, but if prompted I'd debate it in my head for days until I'm crying.
I fully believe once I have the presets ready to follow I'll be successful without much struggle.
I wish there was only one kind of generic "food" available that I could eat a set "amount" and be done.
I'm on my cardboard-esque diet of oats and unseasoned chicken breasts for the past 3 weeks since my ER visit and been making progress, but this is not a lifestyle change. I don't mind the taste or the lack of it honestly, but I know this isn't something I can do forever.
This is my retarded way of breaking the mental cycle temporarily...
I'll inevitably have to figure things out for good which will throw me for another endless loop until I fry my brain in some seed oil.

>>75703878
Your exact diet doesn't matter that much
You need to pick something reasonable and stick with it for at least 6 months
3 weeks is nothing

>>75703887
Yes

>>75703846
shes either from persona 4 or some SNK game if that narrows it down

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>>75681658

>>75702689
The six inches of straw laid down may have helped cushion her hops.

>>75704108
>>75681658
I feel bad for Josh. Someone who has the intelligence to make good choices but is too arrogant and impulsive to do so.

Ironically he's probably better off keeping the 800 calories of milk per day because he knows nothing about nutrition and is going to be consuming way too little protein now. Even if he gets back under 250lbs he's going to look like a the shriveled Men in Black alien in a suit. No one will ever respect him because he'll always look like dogshit and he'll always be a virgin.

>>75681658
>>75682902
>>75700163
>>75704108
>>75704243
he's right, what's your problem?

>>75682384
>You have to go out of your way to be fat.
Ya parents make ya fat, shrimple as that.
The average normalfag have no idea how fucked you get when you have terrible/evil parents

>>75688781
>I'm confused as to why you can't refuse the snacks
You're either ignorant or stupid. Fat parents literally bring you snacks to your room and tell you to eat it. When you're young you don't know any better, by the time you know better you're already fat and parents don't listen even if you tell them to stop. Any amount of snacks on a daily basis quickly adds up too. 500+ calories will make you fat in no time. And it's easily more than that.

>>75682384
for me antipsychotics made me gain a lot of weight. I have the shitty choice of take them and feel normal or be a healthy weight

>>75704415
I grew up with fat parents and fat siblings but I'm skinny because I have a normal appetite and refused food when I wasn't hungry

>>75704474
"Mah parents weren't evil"
Okay good for you, really. I wish my life was as easy as yours.

>>75704506
Take some responsibility for yourself
My fat sister blames our parents too

>>75704538
A good easy life is nothing to be ashamed about, anon.

>>75704108
I'm a 30yo wizard living with my mom, but I have to say... This guy is really childish.

>>75704550
It's not, but blaming everyone else for your shit life is

>>75704415
I'll stay ignorant any day over being a fat fuck like you lmao
Dumbass hippo

>>75704567
Okay not sure why you're giving your sister a hard time.

>>75704582
>I'll stay ignorant
That's not good

>>75704602
>Okay not sure why you're giving your sister a hard time.
I don't but maybe I should
She's nearly double in size the past 10 years

>>75704626
Don't become evil like your parents, life got enough retards as it is.

>>75703780
anon you arent as smart as you think you are, you sound really insufferable just being honest

>>75681658
Who has a CUP OF MILK in their coffee. Bro you put a SPLASH of milk in your coffee, like 25ml at most.

>>75704715
I agree with you on both points. Even after getting tested I still believe I'm fucking retarded.
Despite the results in practice I perform below the level of a glue eater in everything that isn't specifically my field of expertise.
I've made great efforts to socialize in school and college back in the days, but ended up an outcast even from groups I myself gathered initially, proving your second point.
Yet I persist and one day something will click into place and I'll become normal and will do everything with ease.

>>75704777
Some people put a splash of coffee instead
At least he isn't using cream

>>75704820
He's drinking coffee milkshakes, if you don't like coffee that's fine, just drink something else lol

>>75704360
should i feel blessed for having evil parents that fed me adderall and stunted my growth making me scrawny as fuck until like 23

>>75704848
Is your definition of a milkshake milk with literally anything added to it?

>>75681658
This retarded federal asset said that he plans to lose weight so he can be presentable as he LARPS as a "internet freedom" lobbyist. The only real use he is going to get from it is looking good in the torrent of court appearances he is going to attend due to his harrassment/doxxxxing website.

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>become obese in an ASIAN country
>maintains in Serbian shitholes
>decides to lose weight after returning to AMERICA
is this nigger serious?

>>75704108
he's such a little bitch hahahaha
he hates his userbase so much but he's trapped himself with them

>>75692338
People like her eventually get monetized on social media platforms. Your standard 4chan NEET is actually in the position you're thinking she's in.

>>75704415
this is not a child we are talking about, this is a grown and married adult

>>75705021
>"People like her eventually get monetized on social media platforms. Your standard 4chan NEET is actually in the position you're thinking she's in."

she got demonetized on her platforms, that's why she is currently living in a broken down car on the side of the road


myth busted

>>75681658
>fat people hate
>people

>>75685042
How much does the nail polish weigh?

>>75685042
Based

Anyone got the frontbutt slap webm?

>>75690777
The fph subreddit that posted the same handful of stories over and over got banned and became this thread that posts the same stories and screencaps over and over.
I've been following it since 2012 and this is one of the better threads actually.

>>75682486
>zero calorie alternative to soda
Seltzer exists and I love it.

>>75688631
>deserve love
I've noticed that 90% of fetlife is fat women complaining that too many men are messaging them for no strings attached sex. Women literally have no idea what it's like to be a man. They wouldn't last.

>>75703878
>>75703878
>this is not a lifestyle
Than youre setting yourself up for future failure of yo-yo dieting. You need to make a lifestyle change in order for your weight loss to be permanent. Otherwise you haven't learned shit and will default back to what you did before and become fat again.

>>75682384
Ex-athletic, ex-fat, now athletic again anon. Everybody else explained their situation, I just wanna give a day in the life as a fat person based on personal experience:
>wake up
>log in to work remotely
>feel like eating something after 12h+ of not eating (sleep + not eating close to sleep)
>browse food delivery app
>start physically salivating just looking at pizza, burgers, donuts etc.
>literally edge ordering like edging an orgasm, enjoying looking at food
>finally decide on something, order
>mind filled with the anticipation of the pleasure to come, can't focus on anything else
>no girlfriend, no friends, no life outside work, video games not fun anymore, literally the only source of happiness
>food arrives
>every single bite feels like 11/10 pleasure, straight up better than anything bar an orgasm
>work day progresses
>bored, work is the poop, open up a chocolate bar or bag of chips, wash everything down with soda
>content again, can continue work
>finish work day
>nothing to do except goon to porn, play video games and order more food to stove off depression
>go to sleep satisfied
>repeat

Notice something? Obesity and indulging in food is rarely about the food itself. It's about everything else missing. It's about a lack of happiness and fulfillment. Imo only already unhappy people have a problem with alcohol, weight etc.

Anyway for me personally it took a health scare and a new job where I was forced to be on site for the first couple of months to change. I just felt too disgusting and I was tired from having poor sleep, poor hygiene and asthma flares from my diet.

>>75708495
Yeah that has been my whole point.
I need to figure out how to make this sustainable.
Going to see a psych if this crippling overthinking and indecision is fixable.
For what it's worth I had chicken and rice today as well.
I tried using some vegetables, but for some reason they turned out insanely sweet, carrots and stuff so I just threw those out.
Back to the basics...

I understand and acknowledge the issue, my previous posts were just ramblings due to feeling helpless about it as it has been a pattern in most if not all aspects of my life.
It is by no means meant to be used as an excuse for myself or a justification for giving up, as I have no intention of doing so.
I just have no other avenue to let these things out.

>>75708618
That's been me for the past 2 years working mostly remote (God bless).
Add to that an energy drink addiction I had since 12 or so.
You are 100% correct.
It's that life is generally aimless, purposeless, or fucked in some way so giving up your only copes is agony.
I have chronic spine problems from being a lard-ass and sitting all day, but it wasn't enough to force me to change.
>Anyway for me personally it took a health scare
But having to go to the ER feeling like I'm having a heart attack from just existing was.

It still feels like one of the few remaining joys were taken from my life now, not to mention the added extra effort required to keep at it.
Can't even imagine quitting the hour long goon sessions and porn (hentai/doujins/r34 not 3DPD) after a life of consuming it.
Kinda lost interest in video games as I got closer to 30 so that's gone too.
I think I'll fail at this too unless I find something to replace the shit food that gave me pleasure with.

Was there anything you replaced your indulgence with? What gives you joy on a day-to-day now? What keeps you going?

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if you could give him one piece of advice what would it be?

Do you hate fat men or fat women more?

>>75708745
Aim for a 150-200 calories a day. Take a break week where you eat at maintenance once a month.
Call it a four year plan. In four years you will return to normal life without the loose skin.

>>75704865
He's being set up by the feds. They KNOW he's completely worthless and are using him to destroy Internet freedom in America forever. Josh is too stupid and fat to realize this.

Fat people need to be sent to fat camp and beaten until they learn how to act like normal fucking people.

>>75708745
https://www.losertown.org/eats/cal.php
Realize how long it will take and give up

>people

Does anyone remember that blog kept by a nurse where she shared horror stories from her job? The most posted story on here was how some fat bitch died because yeast got into her bloodstream and had effectively turned her into human sourdough

>>75708791
Damn that site is motivating. I can get to the upper end of ideal weight from 106kg in a year just by sticking to my current 1500 or less a day plan.
If I add some exercise I might regain some health by the time I'm 30 next year in May.
I wonder what it will feel like. Haven't been not-morbidly-obese since I was 11.

>>75708741
start smoking, vaping, drinking spirits
it's not good but being a drinker or smoker is far healthier than being a lardarse
I don't need to any of these since I have self-discipline, but when I was smoking and vaping I had to really try to eat, and whenever I go out drinking my appetite disappears
the benefit is that these are very enjoyable activities, imo far more so than eating which I've always found to be a mediocre pleasure in comparison

>>75704905
he's gonna binge on fast food slop now that he's gonna be surrounded by easily accessible places

>>75709186
I've been seriously considering vaping. But I'm prone to addiction so I'm not sure.
Might just work on that self-discipline thing...
Alcohol is high calorie.

>>75709290
there's a physical limit on how much you can drink unlike with food
you'll guaranteed blackout on a full bottle of voddy and that contains only 1500kcals
almost certain you'll pass out on half that since you're not a seasoned drinker
so you worrying about 750kcals whilst probably pigging out on 4000-5000kcals on the regular

excuses of the obese to avoid doing the needful....

>>75709466
the meme didn't make itself, macdonalds put the ad there where peoples heads are and people generally fall asleep on public transport, the odds of it being a fatass is also more common. Fuck this image it's not a meme it's just a thing mcdonalds did

>>75709595
McDonalds made a meme

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>>75709844
she can state whatever she wants, she's just on the cusp of underweight at most, nowhere near "severe"

>>75708618
>>75708741
have both of you tried like, getting a normal ass hobby? Instead of going straight to alcoholism? Get into hiking, kite flying, fucking building a gundam or some shit, SOMETHING, something fun that you would like to do. You don't even need to be good at it, it just should be fun.

>>75709915
It might be depression or the fat or getting older, but I really don't feel like doing anything like you described.
Way too much effort or money for absolutely no pleasure at all. Video games don't even give me dopamine, haven't for years.
I was considering gunpla or wh40k mini painting, but then I realized it's just a waste of money.
Effort to dopamine ratio is bad on most things.
I kinda agree with the other anon, alcohol might be the way. Not sure how my fat liver would handle it, but oh well.

>>75709942
Definitely sounds like depression, but there's thousands of hobbies you could do instead of the 3 I pulled out of my ass and many hobbies are free, such as walking and hiking.

Even if gunpla is a waste of money, so? that's what hobbies are for. you waste money on them and you get fun in return. there's communities around these hobbies with people you can share your new passion with. make a gundam and show people and make friends, anon, it'll be fun.

>>75709942
dude seriously i just broke out of alcoholism right as i turned 30 after drinking heavily since 14, was literally in high school with a pint of vodka minimum daily. by the time i hit 25 i couldnt make it 12 hours without having seizures and they were severe. im only barely 3 months sober so i know its not much but seriously my entire life has turned around. ive driven legally for the first time because i actually got my license, i have a good relationship with my mother, ex wife, and most importantly my son. ive held a job for this whole time which doesnt sound like alot but ive never been able to ive just been a shithead working on craigslist gigs forever. dont try booze man even all the health stuff aside it will drag you down into a way deeper hole than whatever you think youre in