Does bjj teach you anything useful?
>>75722185A little.
>>75722207Like what
>>75722185If a man invites you to roll on the floor just walk away. What is he going to do, butt scoot to you?
>>75722237Some chokes.
>>75722185Even if BJJ was the most useful thing on the planet, raised your IQ by 50 points and made your cock 3 inches longer, I still wouldn't do it. Who the FUCK enjoys the idea of rolling around with sweaty dudes as a hobby except faggots? Not to mention that grappling is for cowards. Real men throw punches.
>>75722294Real men lose fights.
>>75722294Bears grapple. They do not punch.
>>75722314they also scratch and bite...
Zoomers are too young to remember when bjj dominated professional mma for 20 years and forced everyone to have it as part of their repertoire. You can't train mma without bjj fundamentals, people still try to only to get tapped out by scrub killers like the triangle.
>>75722317not in a friendly fight. chechens fight with bears all the time. get good homo
>>75722335>train mma is mma a fast learner?
>>75722353true. but i thought we were talking about serious serious fights here
>>75722335bjj "dominates" mma simply because punching is nerfed for being too powerful. Strikers are forbidden to punch around 70% of the body (entire backside, neck, groin), they can't stomp or kick downed opponents, cant headbutt, usage of knees and elbows is limited. Vast majority of submissions are accomplished through rear naked choke aka attacking the neck, an area completely off limits to the strikers. I get why these rules exist, otherwise a good percentage of mma bouts would have a fatal ending, but it's fucking annoying to watch bjjchurkas act uppity when the entire thing caters to them. On a real street fight average kickboxer would murder average grappler.
>>75722185chokes and holds that's about itbetter off doing judo sports wise and muay thai or boxing for self defense
>>75722398>>75722335It dominated because it was the only style that used submissions.Sambo, judo, and catch wrestling are better.
>>75722335gen x'ers dont remember when sakuraba brutally raped the graciesgen x'ers dont remember kimura and how judo is superior
>>75722407judo uses submissions dumbassbjj and judo originated from the same martial art.They're literally cousin martial arts
>>75722408The early Gracies being hacks (Carlos wasn't even a black belt in Judo ffs) doesn't really make BJJ a bad art.They made a good thing that they themselves weren't very good at, BJJ's dominance in any ruleset that doesn't make a fall an instant win being proof enough
>>75722185bjj? Blow job job? hahaha! faggot
>>75722185Made me way gayer than before and worse at punching and kicking because the threat of me at 150lbs hitting you should be enough to let me take you down like a fucking drone bee lol
>>75722258You are training yourself not to hit someone due to rules, that's gonna get you fucked up against an opponent who isn't a joke. Also I can easily lift people up but again that's gay fighting is fast and brutal not some gay ass dance between 2 fairies set up as a joke by jews(good job) to rig and make you lose money.
>>75722185Sure, everybody should have a ground game.The problem is, if the fight goes to the ground, whoever ends up on top in the scuffle usually wins. If they have any friends you get stomped. If they get on your back, you're dead. If they're stronger than you or weigh more you're dead. If you end up on the ground with them standing over you they can use their most powerful weapon to kick you into unconsciousness and permanent, lifelong, debilitating injury. BJJ claims to train ways to deal with that, but no fight should ever go to the ground. You should avoid it all costs, like taking on someone with a knife bare-handed. You're not Ken Parker. Even he said he would reach for his wallet.So if you do BJJ, maybe a year, maybe two. And continue to train striking at the same time.
>>75722568Mike tyson was like the only dude who wasn't a complete fairy
>>75722185>>75722207it can teach you how to grind on dudes and how to open your legs for them
>>75722412based retard
>>75722577So gay.
>>75722398Thats a cute fanfiction, but no. The backside is legal, just not the spine and back of the head, which affects wrestlers and grapplers more than if affects anyone on the feet, since people standing wont turn the back of their head and spine to you. Knees and elbows are not limited. Pride allowed soccer kicks and kicks and knees to grounded opponents and fedor (combat sambo fighter which is a form of wrestling) became the greatest Pride fighter of all time. Thats not to say bjj has ever been king, wrestling has the most world champs by sport, then bjj, then boxing and so on. Kickboxer probably murders a bjj nerd unless they learn actual takedowns through wrestling
teaches you how to roll with girls with cute feet and short shorts. I love nogi so much
Itt:>Let me tell you about how bjj doesn't work and my extensive knowledge of combat sports that I learnt from the internet
>>75722568>Takes you down and chokes you with your own t shirtYeah, what were you saying?
>>75722185>BJJ, what is it good for?I N T I M I D A T I O NWatch as the inferior manlet senses danger he instinctively assumes the position. What was once the predator has now turned prey as there is no natural defense against the butt scoot.
>>75722658He's too scared to even go near him
>>75722294I can't box for shit. I went up against a boxer in a fight recently. In pure boxing, he fucked me up and I had no chance. Then we switched to MMA. He could still punch me but I had a blue belt in BJJ and he didn't. I took him down and fucked him up with a choke hold instantly. Grappling is very powerful.
>>75722185Teaches you how to be gay
>>75722185Why would a blowjobjob teach me something?
>>75722185I think ba-jay-jay is giving me cauliflower earleft earlobe hurts all the time nowwe do judo and wrestling takedowns plus all the gay ground humpingsitting on someone's head and the kimura is my fav, second is leche del padre
>>75723118Get it checked out. It can be fixed if you go to a doctor before it solidifies>leche del padreWhat's that? The mounted smother choke?
>>75723143>earit's not swollen or retaining fluid just slightly painful >mounted smotheryeah aka mothers milk
What's the best sport for grappling?
>>75723173Then you're probably good. Cauliflower ear is caused, to my understanding, by the cartilage breaking and blood pooling in, then solidifying. You'd probably have a visible hematoma if that happened
>>75723190Wrestling and BJJOne will give you really good takedowns and pins, the other will make you good at sweeps, reversals and submissions.Combine for maximum effect
>>757231902-3 years Dagestan
>>75722185I teaches you to submit to a stronger man
>>75723281I'm really good at this.
>>75723041are you fucking retarded?
>>75722185Sure, if you put someone into north south which is very easy if you are on top you can lift them up then shove them down and internally decapitate tgem
Of course it does, because throws are part of it
>>75722185>>75722185If we're taking "useful" as to mean "useful in a streetfight", I will say...yes. Rather than any specific move / hold / choke...just the simple familiarity with weight and leverage and how to not get thrown on your ass and stomped out by some of your opponents' buddies. I can remember so clearly both my first wrestling practice and first BJJ class, how completely divergent my instincts were from the proper move for the situation. Learning how to move and not spazz when a guy gets up in your shit is indeed valuablet. mediocre college wrestler / more middling bjj student
Bampu
>>75722185Yes. Being confident in a confrontation with another man is an extremely useful skill.
>>75722412The only cousin martial arts you've witnessed is your dad beating your mom on a Saturday night
>>75722267Some useful and simple locks too. It just conditions you for reaction with a set of tricks in your douche bag
>>75726613>heh I'm confident in my ability to confront another man>...as long as it's a far 1v1 on a soft surface and I'm not wearing jeans and he agrees not to do anything dirtyI'm confident cause I carry a fookin knife not because I waste my life studying incel martial arts
>>75722398And boxers are forbidden from doing the same
>>75722185How to have sex w/ men
It teaches you bjj which is really useful if you want to do bjj
>>75726729>Stabs someone without it being a life or death situation Enjoy bubba in prison
>>75722185yes, it teaches you to socialize, to make friends, to always have a student mentality and interesting ways to use your body
>>75726946>gets stabbed after acting arrogant because he trains in gay bjj shitEnjoy eternity in hellfire
>>75722185It teaches you how to fend off a man from having his way with your ass, or teaches you how to control a man to have your way with his ass, whichever is more relevant to you personally
>>75722185How to be stabbed by anyone smart enough to carry a hard counter to grappling
>>75722729but anon sometimes they end up putting their feet or ass in your face and you have to smell them. I refused to roll with women
>>75726902thisBJJ is f*n
>>75726999The bjj guy can carry a knife too. And has a better chance of controlling you.
