Do you LARP in the gym?>be in gym >doing standing cable flies >pretend I'm Heracles breaking 2 pillars with my strength Any other autists here?
every time i train, I pretend that I'm working out with Machio and the girls
I wear Akuma t-shirt and every time i deadlift i do the pose and scream MESSATSU
>>75722688>>75722706>>75724189Unequivocally based threadWhen I do lat pull I pretend it's a rope going over a tree branch and the weight is... well you can probably guess
>>75724883>well you can probably guessa kitten in a bucket going up the fire escape?
>>75722688>do any push exercise>getting close to failure>if I don't do at least one more rep, Cell is gonna win
>>75722688This one is gonna be an embarassing confession>do any pull exercises>close to failure>pretend I have to pull the nearest gymslut's pussy towards my dick (random imaginary slut if no gymslut available)>if I don't do at least one more rep, I'm gonna be a cuckThe power of horny jail.
>>75722688deadlift = picking up a car or fallen tree off my wifepullups = hanging from a cliffside/skyscraper. The bad guys will win if I don't pull myself up.sandbag shoulders/carries = I'm Milo of Croton carrying his steerany overhead pressing (especially with a lighter sandbag) = I'm Atlas lifting the fucking earthsquat = I'm superman about to jump off the earth and fly off
>squat>pretend like i'm pushing up some rubble from a building that fell on me
