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>>75723881>”fat” people hate thread>posts nog nogging
>>75723881goblinx general
>>75723968How are fat people's teeth not eroded and causing them pain by 30?
>>75723966>fat no assWhy do women do this and have no ass? Why don't they go the curvy bbw route? I hate seeing brick house fat women so much idk why
>>75724025Perhaps TikTok being banned in the US is for the best after all.
>>75724187Someone is having a psychotic break
>>75724215Jesus Christ, Shamrock. Get some help.
>post every minutespamming the thread will accomplish nothing
>>75723899Jews rape kids.
>>75724003it's just genetic. when I packed on weight it all went to my butt and not really anywhere else
>>75723899I'm going to do a 7 day water/food fast. It'll clear out my system. We all carry so much extra water weight, it's easy pounds lost to just stop drinking water.
>>75723899Based on my panty, thank Boy for Jim's service center general.
>>75723899Not the real thread tho.
>>75724232goblinx is having a mental breakdown
>>75724204What? I'm just playing the game. Someone posts the picture and then we all say the things. It's called HUMOR you fucking faggot who is new, look it up.>>75724222I don't need help. I am doing it right everyone else needs to start posting the FUNNY JOKES THAT WE ALWAYS SAY, ITS NOT FUNNY IF WE DONT MAKE THE SAME JOKES>>75724232I'm engaging, sweetie. New faggots like (yourself) need to lurk more.
>>75724288Lurk moar.
>>75723946Wow, she's fast. Guess we misjudged people of size in larger bodies... how do we apologise, bros?
>>75724301apologize*Low iq post
>>75723998>SPITTER!!!!
>>75723899Ok I'm back. Luckily these threads have 8 people engage because theyre all old, dead, filled with the same jokes repeated endlessly. So anyway, panty boy in Jim's goblin.
>>75723899Why are you guys so mean to this beauty? Fat people cant help it you know. Sometimes gyms and panty boy, but honestly do you even dial?
>>75723899B A S E D G G PASEDGGP
>>75723899Kek you guys don't actually do this do you?
>>75723899Do what?
>>75723899>he doesn't know
>>75723899Based
>>75724370which Kardashian is that?
>>75723946How do we combine this with the webm of the fatty drowning in the pool?
>>75723894Miring powersharting goals
>>75723899>>75724503Based on what? Please keep the comments high quality, that's how we maintain the integrity of this sub chan.
>>75723968kek, I thought she was being low carb but then she ate the tortilla anyway
>>75723980>>75723998Cursed bodies
>>75723899rent free lol
let's play the "shut the fuck up unless you have a nasty physique attached to your post" game i'll start
>>75724574I don't want to post body :(
>>75724555sup
>>75724233Knock it off with the anti semitism
>>75724586you're on fph being the moral police? LOL. LMAO. LEL.
>>75724525Not based
>>75724590Obesity is not moral. You can hate fats who happen to be Jewish but not all Jews are to be hated. The vast majority are fine other than Jamie Weinstein
>>75723968>chews 2-3x tops before swallowingRevolting
>>75724397McDoubles are actually one of the less fattening things at mcdonald's. Decent amount of protein.I once did OMAD for a month eating mostly at McDonald's and Burger King, and lost 2 or 3 kilograms during that time. I usually got their breakfast items, especially the McMuffin Sausage & Egg.It's all still full of seed oil that will wreak havoc on your body long-term, though.
>>75724648Insane amount of espresso
>>75724686it's expresso
>>75723968I'm starting to feel nauseous seeing shit like this. Never happened a few years ago
>>75724648I think I would be physically ill drinking that
>>75724005yo the fuk is up wit dat tv?
in the future /fph/ will be entirely made by AI
>>75724701Insane amount of expresso
>>75724772She rolled out of bed too fast
>>75723998>>75724005trannard?
>>75723984They are.
>>75724555The pathetic spammer who keeps posting her will learn eventually. The panty boy spam got old and this will to. I mean it already is but eventually he'll move onto the next pathetic mongolian basket weaving forum spam.
>>75724616>trolling outside of /b/
>>75723936death for berry boy
>>75724266I'd drink water for the first few days just to help cleanse your intestines. I did a 7 day water fast recently and eventually you shit 99% water and its glorious. I dont how to explain it other than my stomach felt like it had that new car smell. I xpuls of gone longer but I wanted to see how good food was after 7 days. It was okay. I'm going for 2 weeks next time. The feeling of an entirely clean digestive system was euphoric.
>>75724788this looks like itd be a madtv skit
>>75725082How the fuck do you exercise on a fast? I can't go three days without rooning or lifting.
>>75723966>posturelet>gunt sticks out farther than titsouch
>>75724397I find it hard to believe that this thing waits until 10:30 for mcdonalds to start selling burgers to eat.
>>75725332i was also looking at this, the posture killz me
>>75723936Holy shit, when she dies if they try to incinerate that body shit is gonna get outta control
>>75723968>how i eat a taco or some shit being 500lbsEXACTLY, YOU FATPHOBES, WIFF MA MAUF
>>75723966>>75725332lol what is this from?
>>75725649it'll start a new wildfire worse than the LA fires
>>75723998This thing looks like a spitter from L4D, unironically
>>75724108Is that a tranny or a very ugly brazilian woman? I cant tell, honestly
>>75724397I can understand eating goyslop. I cant understand why do they need to make a mess with the sauces, do the nodding and ahegao faces and also shove a handful into their gullets. Is it for entertainment purposes? Are you entertained?
>>75725667kek
>>75725357She probably wakes up at 1pm
>>75725696Looks like a slightly less foul gorlock
>>75723936female trump lol
>>75724397Vomit inducing
>>75724648I mean if you want to get good macros from a McDonalds item get a double quarter pounder with no cheese no ketchup extra mustard. Mostly just protein with some fat and carbs from the bun. I think its like 60g protein.
>>75725764>get a double quarter pounderthat was what I ordered about half the time when I was there too late for breakfast
>>75724648I have no idea what gender or what age that thing is
>>75723980HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE RIDDICULUS
>>75725894Sex is female, willing to bet gender is male or fluid
>>75725712I think its only for the camera. Irl fatties devour at riddiculus speed making disturbing slurps and audible breathe sounds in process. Like complete lust. Berserk. Sometimes its terfying.
>>75724772It's broken. Probably because she got triggered by something.
>>75724648Why not eat the toblerone along side the crappucino?
>>75723968This is so fucking gross
>>75723946>>75723946That's literally a horse walking pool. They exercise race horses in them so they don't stress their joints.
>>75724420Holy shit, she looks like the wife of the black guy from baki when not plastered with homer simpsons makeup shotgun
>>75726299Dude lmao
>>75723946H-hayai
>>75723946>*flushing noises*
>>75726299Dude, dont post that. It will trigger anxiety on zoomers due to muh pool backrooms
>>75723946I mean... at least she's doing something
>>75723899
>>75724031imagine the fat fucks posting this shit on the chinese tiktok app. wonder how the chinese would react.
>>75724090kek that looks ai generated
>>75724409kek
>>75723936There's several bodies that are way out of the norm ITT -by the garden variety /fph/ post standards, well done on that count, anons- but this, this is the one that made me stop in awe and disbelief.I had to stop and take a look at this because I was having trouble understanding this much mass wrapped around skin. I do get that the pictures of bedridden hyperobese people have to be around that same ballpark as this, but the one in the webm was standing. The human body is truly amazing.
>>75724420i can't help but envy "people" like her who manage to completely embrace and believe to the fullest extent in their mindnumbing delusions
>>75726763does he seriously think his vital organs can read that post?
>>75726654The Chinese version of TikTok (Douyin) is mostly an educational app and is heavily moderated. They wouldn't dare unleash this kind of shit on their own population.
>>75726299Why would a horse wading pool have hand rails?
>>75724090That thing has its own boss music.
>>75726888So nobody accidentally falls in
>>75725673From some poor bastard's life
>>75725673A twitter post. Guy was cooked by normogroids because "he has no bitches and just jealous" in quote retweets later
>>75723936how does this absolute chungus of a woman have the self-confidence to pose like that and think she is hot shit? how do i obtain this attitude about myself?> t. not a chungus, just low self-esteem.
>>75723936Fatness aside, why the fuck people do this? Like, stop in a supermarket isle, set up a phone and record yourself moving a bit, then upload it and show it to everyone else
>>75724788Fuck off it won't be
>>75723968who the fuck eats a burrito like that
>>75724370>10/10 in bongland
>>75723998Why people in internet are so willingly to humility themself in the Internet?
>>75725332reminder this is a woman who demands a 6’2 brad pitt and 250k/yr
>>75723881Calories burned 150Calories consumed 600Net calorie burn -450
>>75723937Shut the fuck up fatty. There is nothing okay about being fat & you should never accept it. No one is making fun of you for trying to lose weight. They're making fun of you for still being fat. Hurry the fuck up fatty.
>>75724686Fatties need insane amounts of caffeine to fight off the fatigue from carrying their bodies around
>>75726888Checked. It’s to prevent the horse from jumping out of the pool and mauling someone. Horses have a deep felt hatred for pools, swimming, and circles. Don’t get me started on how much they hate swimming in a circular pool. Racehorses are known to escape these pools and attack bystanders, sinking their fangs deep into their flesh, delivering a lethal dose of their venom. The guy in the middle is okay because that’s the trainer and the horse knows him and believes them them to be friends, despite the fact that the horse trainer is responsible for him swimming in something he utterly detests.
>>75725313During an extended fast you should do lighter resistance training. On a short fast it’s whatever. I easily set my best times on a bike when I was about 24 hours fasted. It was like night and day how much more I could push myself. Probably helps to be fat adapted before the fast too.
>>75724686It’s like 3 shots max. And a shot of espresso has about half the caffeine of a cup of coffee and a cup of coffee is only 5oz instead of 8oz for some reason.>>75724701No, in Italian and in English it is espresso. Your main language Spanish or Portuguese?
>>75724397disgusting beyond words, how can one eat this much dogshit slop
>>75725914Look up the Hottentot Venus. It's literally genetic. Yours is a question that has also baffled European explorers throughout history
>>75728549Distribution is genetic, most people deposit fat equatorially, and there are some freaks. Having said that, some people get so fucking fat and sit on their fat ass 24/7 so that it distorts their asses and the ass juts out.
I just remembered something that made me gag but that /fph/ might likeA few years ago I knew this woman who was morbidly obese. girl must've been actually like 400lbsone day she wasn't at the store I frequented, so I asked what had happened to her. apparently, she had to leave due to her kid>"a kid?" I asked, "she's been here a while and seemed like she was getting along fine. what, she couldn't find a day care or something?">"no anon, she gave birth to a kid"the thing is, she was PREGNANT for 9 months and didn't even know it until her water broke. so not only was she so fucking fat she didn't even know she was pregnant, that also meant that SOMEBODY FUCKED THAT LARD. I don't know how the hell you could even fit your dick past that flab, and I don't even want to imagine the smellI worry for that kid. she's probably gonna pass her bad habits right down to them
>>75727644It's at least 3.5 shots, get your eyes checked, cuck
>>75728576I'm somewhat of a freak myself. I don't mind some female freaks with just the right distribution.
>>75726888> anon has never seen what's underneath the "hooves"
>>75726299It doesn't have an exit ramp so it's probably a customised version for fats
>>75723968what a disgusting gluttonous pig
>>75724648I'm not even mad at this thing, it's like a fantasy creature like a gnome or dwarf or halflimg to me. Like I can't tell the sex or it's facial expression, kind of cute like in a animal way
>>75727342narcissism
>>75727460goodprobably better than her yesterdayas long as she's working at it and improving, im all here for it
>>75729964picrel is just 2 fags of the same gay bar
>>75728549DAMN that boy grabbed two handful of that ass on live television then went in and got seconds. he saw his chance and took it.
I got my wisdom teeth out on tuesday and I cant eat solid foods or go back to the gym until saturday. I was bulking (6 foot up to 190lbs) but ive dropped my calorie intake drastically since I cant do much. Am i gonna be ok? Am i going to go back to victim weight or am i gonna turn into a bigger?
>>75730075Just drink a bunch of milk + whey and you'll be fine. Even multiple weeks under your protein goal will affect you less than you'd probably think.
>>75724648>>75724648> Le seed oils ruined my health in a fast, I promise!>Good thing I avoided those fruits and vegetables on this fastCarnitards are the most retarded people on this earth
>>75725649Trade secret: sometimes when really fat people get cremated, they get cut up and cremated piece by piece to avoid such grease fires from happening.
>>75730128Thanks King appreciate you
>>75725894>>75729515>neoteny: The retention of juvenile characteristics in the adult. You think it is cute/harmless cause it looks like a baby.I received two Toblerones for Christmas, and I’m tempted to use part of one to do the first two steps in this video. But not all the milk, whipped cream, chocolate sauce.
>>75730181I use she/her pronouns
>>75726763I have no words for how sad i think this guy's situation is. I knew of his existence from that nigger meme of "bro cant put the cup down skull emoji". You just know this guy gave up and knows theres no way out.
>>75729979True
>>75723899Can someone explain this to me?
fat quote people unquote are victims of ultra processed food and sugar
>>75730995Only if they frame it that way
>>75730059You just never know what kinds of dudes are into a girl like Randalin like that. I like my girls on the thick and chubby side, but that is pushing it even for me. Anyway, have a little bit more.
>>75724397One-biting that burger was seriously disgusting. That used to be a lunch for a grown man back when America was sane
>>75724788No, the future /fph/ will be "smallfats" (600 lb and below) shitting on "My 1200 lb Life"
>>75728549>tfw no steatopygia gf
>>75724005I can saver her.
>>75731230>steatopygia gfI didn't know that there was even demand for such a thing.
>>75723998This looks like she actually lost weight and actually lost it fast, and having that flabby belly is the result for losing weight fast but just a little more and she will have her belly skin hanging but still. I'm not 100% sure I'm right but if this is from losing weight good job for her.
>>75723881Attention-seeking "irony" aside, the real infuriating part about OP vid is foodstuffs means griming up the machine.
>>75730825To quote an actually talented rapper,"Ask Steve Jobs wealth don't buy health"Really though, money is nice and all, but health is is worth more than any sum.
>>75727389Dangerous eyes>>75728782Some people just aren't meant to reproduce.
>>75730133The poster you are responding to did not mention the carnivore diet, they did not mention avoiding fruits and vegitables. you heard their opinion on seed oils an extrapolated, you are mad at an individual that you invented.
>>75724788>WalmnartSo close
>>75726299NiceBased swimming horse. I hope he gets good exercise
>>75731146If there was a way for her to tone up her lower body, I'd absolutely smash that. Her face is actually pretty. But as it stands there's just too much fat and cellulite. I don't think she can do much about that either given her condition. Guessing that she still gets a lot of attention though. Doesn't she have a kid?
>>75723899>75724233 # >75724266 # >75724271 # >75724277 # >75724475 # >75724483 # >75724485 # >75724488 # >75724494 # >75724499 # >75724503 # >75724525 # >75724555 # >75725994 # >75726608 # >75730910 #Is this another Lee/Barneyfag situation? Like that guy seth who spams his phrase on /tv/ and then samefags an argument about it?
>>75729964>christcuck posting in 2025
>>75724648>webmI can't find good hot chocolate in my country but figured out if I boil water and put it in a cup with about 50g of plain chocolate it doesn't taste too bad, better than the powdered hot chocolate shit at least. The hot water melts the chocolate. I don't add anything else. Just stir until chocolate is completely melted and drink.
>>75732667Fuck you for mass replying but not giving me a single (You). And no. I just love goblinx and panty boy and "he doesnt know" and "the green one is too hard" and "no one tell him" and all the other jokes on this board.
>>75732673>edge lord athiest\kike posting at any time ever
>>75732750you have all of human information at your fingertips and yet you waste your life worshiping a Levantine storm godI doubt that you've even read the bible
>>75732796>you have all of human information at your fingertips and yet you waste your life mocking the one true God I doubt that you've even read Dawkins
>>75732796nta but the bible is boring as fuck.
>>75726299Whoa, how'd they get the horse to swim like that?
>>75731486The creature in your webm was literally just morbidly obese and got liposuction everywhere except for its tits and ass. It is born from surgeries performed by a mad man, wholly unnatural.
>>75730910>can someone explain this webm to me?That’s just a pleasant day, Anon.
>>75732828Millions of people literally died so that you could get the bible written in your language so that you could read it instead of relying 100% on Catholic/Orthodox priests.There's a lot of stupid shit in the bible, especially the old testament, and someone who believes it is the infallible word of God should read it and realize that they're wasting lots of their finite life believing in a deity made up by illiterate ooga boogas in the desert
>>75731845Steve Jobs was literally killed from his shitty vegan diet that he adopted thinking it would cure his cancer because he was an ignorant brainwashed fool. Fun fact, most tumors have a messed up metabolic pathway where the tumor can’t use ketones for energy, only glucose. It’s called the Warburg effect and we use it to find tumors during medical scans by giving a fasted patient radioactively tagged glucose which the tumors hoover up before any other cells in your body because the tumors are starving while your normal cells are running on ketones. So if you don’t eat any glucose you can literally starve tumors, but Steve Jobs did the opposite where he ate a diet that’s 95% carbs because he believed what he was told by bad science funded by food processors and pharmaceutical companies.
>>75732916I heard about this keto vs cancer thing from Layne Norton, neat if true.
>>75732900no one cares
>>75732938sure thing lil bro, be a good goy and go to the God of Israel's house this Sunday
>>75729964>looking at the night sky makes me depressed because I’m so small and insignificant!That’s what a retard would say because it shatters their main character syndrome. What it should make you think is:>hey, Earth is just a tiny part of this solar system which is a tiny part of this galaxy which is a minuscule part of this universe. This report/assignment/problem at work/school/life isn’t really that big of a fucking deal and I need to chill the fuck out.>I am a living miracle hand crafted by god himself who is blessed dailyIs a mindset that will just breed more retards with main character syndrome. And if god really hand crafted and blessed everyone everyday then why the fuck are there so many horribly obese ugly retards infesting the world? I do not feel blessed when I have to deal with or encounter useless shitheads every day.
>>75732900People don’t wanna actually try to learn Aramaic or even look at the Orthodox bible sadly which idk uses the closest to the actual original scriptures?Greek is literally the closest you could ever get to reading the original text.
>>75732900billions, hell trillions of people died for stupid shit. doesnt make the Bible less boring
>>75728782It also meant she just stopped having her period for nine months and didn’t think anything of it. Obeasts are another breed, man.
All people talking politics or religion need to shut the fuck up. Each of you need a bullet. So sick of you fucking nerds
>>75732982Why would she tell you about her period, numbnuts? This sounds like some porno or whatever you made up in your head.
>>75732965The New Testament was originally written in Greek because that was the dominant language there when it was written.
>>75733056No, you stupid fucking retard. SHE didn’t know that she was pregnant until her water broke, i.e. there were obvious signs that she was pregnant, such as missing her period for nine months, and she completely ignored those signs because shes a fat useless retard just like you.
>>75730133>McMuffin>carnivoreYou are schizophrenic
>>75727583The trainer is safe because the horse cannot turn inside its own length. They need the rodeo bionic package for that and it slows them down so race horses don't have it installed.
>>75733082That’s what I’m saying. Why would she tell you about missing her period if you, yourself, were asking her those questions? What were you doing, overhearing what she does every ten seconds?
>>75733235unless if*
>>75726471You're a faggot
>>75733409*your
>>75732846>It is born from surgeries performed by a mad man, wholly unnatural.I don't have a problem with this. I've always had a thing for cartoon thick women. I'm talking about Dexter's mom or Pixar mom tier looking women. If a plastic surgeon engineered the perfect woman for me, then so be ithttps://www.tmz.com/2024/01/26/instagram-model-gracie-bon-wants-make-airplane-seats-bigger-butt-doesnt-fit/https://wee.youtube.com/watch?v=upJxJ0aqSmg
>>75733583Based
>>75733583
>>75733583This "woman" is deeply mentally unwell.
>>75732916Neat, buy also, the point stands health > money
>>75733631Well, you know ... they do say that being overweight correlates with mental illness. However, she looks happy and successful nonetheless>>75733625Yeah, that guy is trying not to laugh >>75733740Imma need a sauce on that, boss. I'll need to further research that today after I get off from work
I will never understand how people will let themselves go to this level of sludge. I mean, I have been a chubby kid and young adult into my early 20s, but after that I lost the weight and kept it off, and I certainly am no stranger to a binge eat session every now and then that makes me go "Yeah....that wa about 3000 calories, oopsie" but goddamn that's like everyday for a lot of these walking blobs... How do they do it? How do they eat metric fucktons of dogshit food everyday and not feel like shit? Aforementioned binges not only make me feel like shit mentally but also physically. Yet these cunts do it every fucking day...
>>75730910what movie is this from? it is so familiar
>>75734750Anti-depressants, alcohol, caffeine, any assortment of other drugs, video games, and ,for women, an enabling ideology all help them not feel totally bad about it.
>>75735071Sometimes I truly feel sorry for women in this regard, everyone will yell at them that they are perfect the way they are, and that everyone else is wrong. It's not hard to actually believe that shit after a while.Meanwhile us guys will just call each other a fatty or whatever and then we get enough of it and do something about it.
>>75735187
>>75728549>Neutron activation This adds +100 test to the male viewer Blessed booty
>>75735187>>75735193The triggered lardo is funny, but the initial skinny bitch going "muh metabolism" on why she's skinny pisses me off as much as fatties who claim the same thing.
>>75735071>washing down insomnia meds with some coffee slopHmmm...
>>75732982>>75733082Some women have spotting while pregnant every month and mistake it for a period. It’s rare, but there are some women out there that are pregnant and don’t know it until they give birth. It’s called cryptic pregnancy.In this case, she was probably just so fat she didn’t realize she was pregnant lol. But even fat women usually can tell if they are pregnant or not, so it may have been considered a cryptic pregnancy. There are thin women too who didn’t realize they were pregnant. https://www.buzzfeed.com/kristatorres/i-didnt-know-i-was-pregnant
>>75729964Lol the amount of gaythiest seething this post caused is hilarious.
>>75735248There was also a woman who didn’t know she was pregnant and gave birth in a Golden Corral bathroom. She doesn’t look fat either. https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/2024/06/12/cryptic-pregnancy-golden-corral-baby/
>>75733740Would tho ngl
>>757326732025 years since what?
>>75735187r/amibasedVerdict: you are based
>>75735405The start of the world’s most elaborate LARP>allegedly
>>75733246ESL*
>>75723968do these fuckers even enjoy food?
>>75735405It’s 2025 CE (common era)If you are talking about Jesus of Nazareth, he was born ~2030 years ago sometime between 4 and 6 BCE
>>75734565She has a pretty face but that body is disgusting
>>75734565I don’t know what is worse: this disgustingly fat ass, or that she LARPed buying a plane because she needs it to fly her fat-ass around?
>>75723968Sucking the fucking filling out of a burrito is truly sickening shit. I want to see her suffer
>>75735219do you understand what a metaoblism is? and how you can slow and speed it up yourself by the amount of stress exerted on your body via exercise?A fast metabolism just means you have a normal one, don't stuff your face, and don't sit on your ass all day, faggot.
>>75735789how is the common era defined? same with before common era? What makes these points what they are?
>>75735789
>>75735789If you're this much of a reddit atheist edge lord you should probably not be using the gregorian calendar because it was created by the oh so scawy chwistians
>>75735405since the Judeans subverted Hellenic-Roman civilization with their suicidal slave religion
>>75735806Her face is okay but I'd berry my tongue twixt dem cheeks
Hamber weighs more than two times of my bodyweight
>>75735897>suicidal religion>proceeds to dominate entire world
>>75735255most christians are fat spics who live on coca cola and refried bean oil
>>75735981its a religion of the lowest common denominator = mainly nonwhites and single mothers, if any group rules the world its Jews and that is thanks to christians
>>75735859r/christianity and all of its spin-off denomenational subreddits like r/transchristian or r/openlgbtchristianity add up to more users than r/atheism does
>>75735405the Julian Calendar was created by Julius Caesar and quite based. christcuck revisionism is new-age larp
