How did you guys keep your ass clean when you got bigger? I went from 140 to 210, got my squat up to 450 and DL at 500 but now my I struggle wiping my ass properly after I poop. Before at 140, it was a couple wipes, then a wet wipe and I was crysal clean. Now, even after my wet wipe I have poop in there. I used to enjoy when women would eat my ass but now that I am bigger I am self conscious. Anyone also have this issue? (not a troll post btw)
You need to use the toilet seat to keep your ass spread apart. Spread them and THEN sit on the throne and pass your legislation
>>75724768bump
Get a bidet, my man. A bidet on Amazon is cheap and works really well. There are other brands but this is the one I have. You asshole will be squeaky every time. https://a.co/d/9TVNXuFAlso good for you for keeping your asshole clean for salad tossing
>>75724768shaving or at least trimming your ass hair can help. also like >>75724776 said using the seat to spread your ass cheeks
>>75725028bump
>>75725028I didnt know installing a bidet was that easy
>>75725306Yeah, takes maybe 10 or 15 minutes if you've never done it before.
>>75724768fakes news post body
>>75724768>2025>Not using a bidetLmao Indian-tier life bro
>>75725306>>75725860Since installing bidets on my toilets, I think shitting without one is barbaric.
>>75724768The hole stays the same size, what is wrong with you?
>>75725916have you seen the coinslot image?Do you really think it was that size before the cado gained?
>>75725916Yeah but when your ass is huge now, it gets less air
>>75725937Why would hole need air?
>>75725946>>75725946Because if it doesnt get air it starts to smell, thats why it instantly smells after a shower
>>75724768Just get a bidet
>>75726014Stop spying on me, bruh.
>>75726043huh?
>>75725916Yeah but the hams on the sides of the hole grows so they cover up the hole.
>>75727476this
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>>75725874Why do you guys like having a wet ass so much - I know I should switch mostly bc of the pfas in toilet paper but I can't get over the unpleasantness of a soggy bottom
>>75724768When I was morbidly obese the way I wiped my ass was scooching a little forward on the toilet seat with my cheeks pinned spread as much as possible from sitting, reaching behind and leaning back against the tank which would pin my arm and give it more leverage to reach the holeThere were a couple bad times having to shit in a public restroom with tankless toilets or having to shit outside camping, would just have to reach as much as possible and do my best which wasn't very good Don't become morbidly obese, bros
>>75730542What? You still wipe, it's just you also clean with water. Your ass should not be wet.
>>75730572My brother water is wet and you're squirting water on your holeYou just stand back up with a juicy hole?
>>75730581You spray it then wipe it dry. I don't even understand how this is hard to grasp and I don't even know how to say it more simply for you.
>>75724768two tablespoons of psyllium husk a day and you won't need to wipe
>>75725028>non-electricI didn't even know this existed. But I guess this would spray ice cold water into your asshole in the winter? I'd rather get an electric one
>>75724768OP is a manlet, T-rex, or some kind of skill issue. I'm 6'1" at the same weight, don't do Luigi exercises, and don't have problems wiping or reaching my back because I actually stretch.
>>75730581Instead of using toilet paper to clean yourself, you clean with water and then just use toilet paper or a towel simply to dry yourself. No soiled toilet paper at all. Much cleaner than just using dry paper.
>>75730741>intoWhy does everyone think bidets are enemas? It's simply washing clean water into the area. Anyway yrs it's cold water but it's not icy cold. It's fine>>75730741
At my heaviest a couple times I had to let the dog clean me. So gross. Now I'm down 125 lbs and have a bidet. Don't get fat anons
>>75730812Giwtwm (the dog)
>>75724768You get fucked in the ass, don’t you op?
>>75730785not even using any soap? not really any cleaner then, is it? just hop in the shower after you poop
>>75724768Idc hope much your queer society tries to normalize it. If you let someone eat your ass, you're a disgusting faggot
