I ate a stick of butter to get quick calories in and now I don't feel good.
>>75725440Well now, son, you done gone and plum doggone done did it this time, y’hear? You done kicked the proverbial hornet's nest, wrassled the wrong gator, and lit the fuse on a stick of dynamite while sittin’ in a barrel of moonshine! Boy, I reckon there ain't a preacher alive who can save you from the good ol’ country butt-whoopin' that’s about to rain down on your head like a Texas tornado in a fireworks factory!
>>75725440whoa hey there champ! you do want to grow up to be big and strong right? next time melt the stick of butter down in the microwave and stir in a quarter cup of sugar and some vanilla extract. thats how all the big guys on /fit/ got their super strong cool muscles! *pats stomach* yeah it really feels like your ole tum tum is upsetti spagetti huh? *squeezes stomach with one hand a little too hard* oh im not hurting you am i? *grips stomach with both hands and lifts you off the ground from your stomach then slams you violently onto the ground* what are you some kind of freak? *kicks you as hard as i can in the stomach* oh does that hurt? *kicks you again* wanna come onto my board and talk about shoveling butter down your throat you fucking pig? *start jumping on your stomach with my full bodyweight trampoline style* oopsie i heard a bone crack, haha oh no *butter boy stops breathing* oh well maybe you shouldnt have posted this *unzips, pees a lot on your now dead body* tah tah for now! doo doo dee doo
>>75725440yeah uh, don't do that again
>>75725440Boy, you done plum done doggone gone and done did it now! You done dang near demolished, discombobulated, and disrespected the doggone delicate dance of destiny, diving deep into a downright disastrous debacle of downright doo-doo-dipped decisions, doubling down on a domino of dang foolishness that defies all doggone decency in this dimension or the next!
>>75725684you got D on the mind
>>75725626I giggled
>>75725440Did you chew, or did you just open up and deepthroat the fucker like that one video of a girl at a party?
>>75725440Your liquid shits tomorrow will be LEGENDARY.
>>75725440Mogged
>>75726314Strange - I don't see a ring on that finger. You'd think someone would snap that catch right up.
>>75726314Came here for this
