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this fucking smug weirdo keeps eyeing me up with this real faggy looking stare. has been going on for a while now. what are the best ways i can fuck with him/ruin his week without getting kicked out from my gym or getting arrested? fitness related because this is distracting me from gains.
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>>75729169
should also mention i know this fuckheads registration plate too.
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>>75729169
That's the mirror dummy
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>>75729169
Any time he looks at you make the sucking a dick motion and look at him in the eyes
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>>75729169
>flirt with him
>go on a date
>let him fuck you in the ass
>ghost him
he'll feel so bad after, it's not gay btw since you're not doing it for pleasure
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>>75729169
go picrel on him brah. otherwise id say eat eggs before lifting and fart whenever he is near. could backfire if hes into that though.
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>>75729169
Idk if it would work for you it depends on how little you give a fuck in general but this is what I would do, because I know exactly what you’re describing and he’s doing that because HES insecure and by trying to act belittling or smug towards others he feels like he’s taking attention off himself
I would go up to him and say
>hey man how you doing?
>that’s great, listen though man… I’ve noticed you staring and smiling at me these last few weeks. Like look bro, I’m honestly flattered but I’m not gay man. I like women. I hope this doesn’t offend you and I’m sure you’ll meet some great guy soon but you gotta stop checking me out so blatantly bro. Like if you’re going to continue staring at my crotch and ass at least do it in a way that’s less obvious
Let him react however he wants. If he loses it and gets mad simply smirk and
>uh… okay good luck buddy
If he acts nonchalant about it or doesn’t respond just match the energy. If he tries to press or ask if you’re serious in a calm way just say something like
>like I said man I’m not offended or mad at you and no judgment from me, it’s just kind of uncomfortable to be eye raped every time I come here
The goal is to get the guy heated without seeming like you’re trying. Make him make a scene. As in, he will be losing his shit to prove he’s not a fag which will make everyone think he’s some creepy closeted homo. This is the type of guy to get heated about this and insist he’s definitely not gay.


This is just a genuine non person though man. Like, some bum could dome him with a hammer and it wouldn’t even matter. He’s trying to bully you but either doesn’t have the balls to be straight forward about it or knows this is the only real way he can get away with it without others thinking poorly of him.
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>>75729966
I had a Caribbean try to mock me yesterday then say he was “just playing” so I spent the day calling him a smelly faggot or saying he had a rotting pussy in his native tongue whenever he was within 5 feet of me. I’m white. He has no clue if he was hearing me right because he’s probably never met a white person who speaks his language. He stopped being able to make eye contact with me and began staying away from me like full blown averting his gaze and looking at the floor when I’d walk near. He genuinely looked perplexed and confused after the 3rd go. I just don’t care anymore it’s unreal so many assholes in life man either get pissy or turn it into your own fun man. Because fuck them that’s why, may as well turn the experience into a joke for yourself.
I just wanted him to get pissed off because it would be funny to have him screaming claiming I said some shit in his native language just for me to gaslight
>bro I’m a white American I can barely even count to 10 in Spanish and you think I speak fluent island talk?
but I guess being twice someone’s size means they’ll only be passive aggressive


Alternatively make yourself throw up when he’s close by and get it on him. Worst case he hits you then you get him banned and if you’re a petty asshole you sue him and get some money fuck him over more best case you just go “aw fuck I’m so sorry dude I think I’m sick” and you ruin his day lmao


You could also confront him but that’s not gonna play out well because he’ll just keep doing it and likely do it in response to you asking if he has a problem, as previously mentioned the guys a bitch
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>>75729169
Idk call him a homo
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Theres this fag at my gym and I always see him looking at me. He works out with his boyfriend or friend I don’t fuckin know but he wears really short shorts, always doing squats, and wears a resistance band around his legs at all times. I was taking a girl out on a date and swear I saw him again and he looked at me so there’s no way he thinks I’m a fag too
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>>75729966
nah i dont think hes a bully, i just think hes genuinly a gay creep. dude drives a yellow fiat 500.



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