Brother, PLEEEEASE listen to me!
Do a water fast for 7 days, longer if possible and needed. You will not shit for a week or so, it will give your butthole time to heal.

After that, avoid rough anal sex. Also during the fast obviously.

Please just do this and stfu already...

maybe stop looking at your phone for an hour on the toilet. just shit and leave. no one should be on the toilet for longer than 10 minutes at the absolute maximum.

>>75732677
and when you eat again, they'll come back
external haemorrhoids are for life

>>75732685
Wiping takes at least 10 minutes for me

>>75732677
>>75732685
>>75733296
>>75733302
these are all OP bumping his own thread btw

>>75733296
You live in the 21st century. There are fucking surgeries for it, you American.

>>75734365
my father almost died due to a botch hemorrhoid surgery 6 years ago.

>>75733296
Just burn them

>>75732677
>After that, avoid rough anal sex
Impossible for any respectable OP.

>>75731548
Stop having anal sex

>>75733589
This anon has a brain

any kinky women here who want to lick my external haemorrhoids?
that's my dream

>>75735051
also op