>ruins your life
Brother, PLEEEEASE listen to me!Do a water fast for 7 days, longer if possible and needed. You will not shit for a week or so, it will give your butthole time to heal.After that, avoid rough anal sex. Also during the fast obviously.Please just do this and stfu already...
maybe stop looking at your phone for an hour on the toilet. just shit and leave. no one should be on the toilet for longer than 10 minutes at the absolute maximum.
>>75732677and when you eat again, they'll come backexternal haemorrhoids are for life
>>75732685Wiping takes at least 10 minutes for me
>>75732677>>75732685>>75733296>>75733302these are all OP bumping his own thread btw
>>75733296You live in the 21st century. There are fucking surgeries for it, you American.
>>75734365my father almost died due to a botch hemorrhoid surgery 6 years ago.
>>75733296Just burn them
>>75732677>After that, avoid rough anal sexImpossible for any respectable OP.
>>75731548Stop having anal sex
>>75733589This anon has a brain
any kinky women here who want to lick my external haemorrhoids?that's my dream
>>75735051also op
>>75734380Kek, how is that even possible?
