I have LOW blood pressure! What should I do?
>>75732436Cocaine.
>>75732436Drink 5 cups of coffee on a daily basis
>>75732436Squat plug so you can build pressure without it leaking out your bum
eat salt
>>75732436Strengthen your heart and try to have a consistent amount of fluids. I used to feint/grey out all the time when I wasent mainlining coffee and nicotine. Now I don't need either
>>75732436Get more.
Eat pizza and drink alcohol
Develop crippling anxiety
Become Jewish and start getting mad at everything that is in any way different than described in Talmud and your blood pressure will normalize in less than a month.
