>going to christmas party with family>it's at my wife's cousin's house>wife's cousin is a younger sister>married at a beta in her early 30s>older sister has transformed from boston girlboss to spinstress as i've known her>get sat at the kids table>old sister sits across from me>i'm making conversation with everyone, asking the normal stuff>she starts to talk and I look her in the eyes like I've done with everyone else>she doesn't stop looking at me>as we laugh and talk I look to other people but when I look back at her she's still staring>every glance I take of her, she's still staring>she has a glass of wine and then another>later I'm on a couch with a big table>she sits next to me and starts rubbing her leg against mind>then starts playing footsies>there's no blood relationwhat do
>>75733656>what doYour wife.
>>75733656Unless your wife is into incest threesomes, you're gonna get in some trouble
>>75733656Your internet friends know about your cool semi sexual encounter. Very good. Don’t make this thread again.
>>75734975You could’ve ignored the thread but you didn’t.
>>75733656>be me>middle of 2024>stressed out due to recent fatherhood, work, and transient mild sex life due to everything>have to teach some classes to college freshmen>should I say college freshwomen, Nursery college, 85%+ females>7/10 teen (18 or 19 idk) does pic related (actual name, not actual girl) first time we make eye contact>finds me in the hallway to ask me obvious class-related questions>like really obvious, she absolutely knows the answer already>one day asks me what my favorite candy is>another day gives me said candy>does pic related again on a few occasions>more candy on a couple more occasionsYou know what I did?Nothing. Because that's what you do when you're married and have no intention of dumping your lovely wife.At some point I told my wife and brought her the candy the girl gave me, so she would feel like she was "cucking" the girl by eating the candy that the girl gave to me.Anyway it's not that difficult.
>>75735499kek, pic related
>37 now>still be good looking>get mired all the time>random women smiling to me or talking to me every time I go out and asking about my day, joking, flirting, etc>they don't know I live on my mom's welfare and I have never been able to find a job in my life, I've been depressed since I was in elementary school and I can barely conceive of having an erectionbut at least I get mired
>>75735047I don’t want you to repeat the mistake of making this thread a second time. You are welcome.
>>75735520Chad.
>>75735520based. keep going king. break a girls heart too, one day.
>>75735499You are brown.
>be chubby and invisible to women>get sick of it and spent 2 years lifting and dieting>suddenly women notice me>women repeatedly looking at me, sometimes staring at me and even occasionally smiling at me>women suddenly much friendlier to me and will help me move the conversation along>hook up with legit 9/10>confidence through the roof>suddenly hitting on every woman who even smiles>hooking up left and right>cute female coworker glancing at me in meetings>if she thinks I'm not looking, she straight up stares>super extroverted with the rest of the guys who are chubby but suddenly shy with me>tries making conversation with me repeatedly, always tries to get me talking>now that im confident after the 9/10 hookup I constantly flirt with her>multiple moments of us just staring into each other's eyes and smilingbros my only regret is I waited until I was in my late twenties to start. If I'd started in my early twenties I can only imagine how much pussy I would have gotten back then. But now my time is limited because I want to marry.picrel what my coworker looks like, except my coworker is shorter with straighter hair - same face thoughI'm so in love with her it hurts and the worst part is I know she feels attracted to me too but she's my coworker and I value my job a lot
Farted so bad my gf almost threw up. I'm very proud of it.
>>75735751whenever we stare into each other's eyes the whole world comes to a halt and i feel like im in this timeless void of love. I keep thinking about what it would feel like to stare into those eyes of her while I'm inside of her, rhythmically entering her while I gently caress her arm and back. I want to kiss her lips while i stroke her hair and run my hands down her legs.Recently had a hookup with a qt3.14 and she kept grabbing my biceps and squeezing my back muscles. And i remember her smile when I took my shirt off and she saw my body.if I hadn't started working out I'd never got to feel this. It made such a massive difference in my face, I didn't realize how much of a Chad jawline I had until I got to 12% ish bodyfat.picrel similar to another hookup. a few years back id never believe I could have hooked up with girls like this.
>>75735751Nigger your job is fucking gay. Don't throw it away for some pussy, but don't let it stand in your way if you think she's courtable.
Listen to this guy >>75735499Only women feel the need to trade up simply because the opportunity is there.
>>75735751>she's my coworker So? I know plenty of couples at work, just don't flaunt it at work.
