Is this actually legit, or big gym propaganda??
>>75736384Wishful thinking of a male
>>75736384Wow I have been missing out on lifter girls. Next time I am at the gf store I will have to pick one up!
>>75736403They are at the gym near you
>>75736384How does someone write something this cringe and not bin it
>>75736419A very successful gym owner wrote this
>>75736422I don't care if Adolf Hitler wrote it it's still cringe.
>>75736439How are facts cringe?
>>757363841. I dont share my protein, she can buy her own.2. I dont ask permission to grab ass.3. I get offended if she wants to meal prep for me...you are not my Ma.4. Cuddles are good, just dont walk up behind me to cuddle me when I'm using an angle grinder.5. I dont get hangry, I am not a woman nor roider and can regulate my emotions.6. I dont care if she doesnt get mad; I would question my own efficiency if I spend "hours" at the gym.7. No roids, and I am emotionally regulated and stable.8. Fuck off with your cheat meals.9. A given.10. Again, I am capable of taking my own photos or hiring a photographer. Being a woman and lacking spatial awareness, it is likely she will not be capable with framing.11. I am the beast; she is the booty.12. Sounds good.
>>75736384>benefits of dating a guy WHO knows grammar
>>75736384>1I'm not going to randomly add extra or alternate things to my diet. I'm taking what I'm taking because I think it's the best, and in amounts that I think are optimal. I don't want hers.>2I'm not going to touch someone while they're lifting unless it's an emergency. In casual settings, I get to touch her booty whenever I want, there is no "let".>3Meal prep doesn't take very long and it's very easy. I suppose she can help if she wants.>4I don't know what would qualify someone as a "bad cuddler". Is this just implying that she's the perfect size to sit on my lap while I rest my chin on her head?>5I don't get angry when I'm hungry.>6I follow a schedule for my gym time. I'm not going to randomly spend extra time there because I have other shit to do.>7I don't get roid rage.>8I will threaten to dump her the first time she brings up cheat meals, then carefully explain why they're such a bad idea.>9If we're fucking, we're married.>10I suppose she can help with that. The tripod has worked fine so far, but women tend to have a better eye for esthetics.>11I'm doing this anyway.>12Good for her.
>>75736404There is no one at the gym, just the floor, the weights, and Hatsune Miku in my ear. My mind is in the muscle.
>>75736477Women are undeserving of "who," they are a "that"
>>75736384Fraction of that was true when I was dating crossfit chicks. Only dated 2 though
>>75736441Because they dont care about my feelings
>>75736419>she will tolerate your roid rageA tranny wrote this.
Fake propaganda. When have you ever seen a woman OHP 1pl8? They don't lift weights.
>>75736552Based
>>75736384Actual list1. She expects you to pay for her protein powder, preworkout, BCAAs, whey isolate, ashwaganda, shilajit, yohimbine, DNP, raspberry ketones, liver pills, omega-3, test, anavar, and Flintstones gummies. 1a. You have to share yours with her too2. "Let's work out together" means "you set up the weights and hold the camera while I pretend to work out"3. Boss bitch attitude. She simultaneously expects to be the boss AND will resent you if you're subservient to her. Good luck.4. Dresses like a whore, loves the attention, will not discourage creepers5. Is on the slippery slope of producing increasingly pornographic "content" for her fitness influencer/model social media account. Only a matter of time before she creates an OF.6. Even more crazy, needy, and bipolar than a normal woman7. Hope you like popping backne as foreplay8. You had better be her #1 cheerleader. Requires constant validation regardless of how mediocre she might be or how mannish and fridge-like she becomes
Her piss will splash onto you if you're standing too close to her while she's (sumo) deadlifting
>>75736384I rarely see any women supporting their men.
>>75737878Brutal
>She will help you meal prepI'm willing to accept that other anons have different experiences, but I've never met a woman who can cook better then me, nor keeps a cleaner kitchen then me on a day to day basis.
>>75736666Which ones were true, extra-Satan?
>>75736384It's neither. Propaganda is supposed to be good and there's not a single mention of tightening or increasing motor control of her snatch.
All these apply to a gym twink too
>girl that liftsThis is code for "fat girls". You're welcome.
>>75736447>posts wall of cope over low effort b8> yeah I'm actually really good at regulating my emotions Lmao incel
>>75736552this but bonnie tyler instead of miku
