Please stop running to sniff the seats everytime a girl leaves the room.
>>75736431This, you're going to trip and hurt yourself, brisk walks are fine.
>>75736431Girls use this gym? Can I get a refund?
This is why I quit goong to the gym. The clam stench is unavoidable.
>>75736431stop eating fucking blue cheese between sets, it smells like the inside of an asshole in the weight room
>>75737119But anon what else am I going to have with my 20 piece wings? I gotta bulk
>>75737648that anon over there has some dick cheese you can use
Can you guys spot me? I'm going for 8
>walk into gym>see a soul, any soul in the gym>turn 360 degrees and walk awaydodged a bullet there
>>75737668YEAH MAN, WANT A LIFT OFF
>tfw you make this day a cardio one instead of arms day because you want to wait for that creep Rasheed to go befotre you hit the showers.>Rasheed, the guy who keeps showing porn off his phone to the other guys in the locker room.>The one that claims to be straight and takes pics of the female gymgoers, but uses "mirin" as an excuse to feel the guys up.I've talked to the manager but he finds 'Sheed funny and tells me to "stop being a pussy about it". One of these days if he talks to me I'm gonna choke him with a towel, I swear.
who crop dusted me while I was doing crunches
Sorry you tripped over my tripod, do try to be more careful next time, bro
I know some of you laugh behind my back once I'm out of the locker room. Don't think I don't know...MY GIRLFRIEND LIKES THEM STRONGFAT, OK? That's why I always bulk and don't cut. And I train legs more often than not because she likes meaty thighs and ass. I know she was a lesbian top 10 years ago but I swear she isn't convincing me of bottoming for her in some hot, strapon action. That's all in the past.STOP MAKING FUN OF MY FAT ASS.
I heard someone grunting in the bathroom stall bros...
>>75736431Why does everyone leave my aisle when I go on the cardio machines? They literally just walk up and go do something else.
>>75737993Sorry, that was me and the aftermath of doing GOMAD. I already cleaned the toilet so no probs.
>>75736454If I were a woman I'd lift weights at 50% maybe every other month
>>75736431[for the gym bulletin board]attention: if you are roided, 280lbs+, and have a heavy browridge, I offer my services as a gym slave to help you hit peak androgenesisI can offer assistance with oxygen cpaps, vomit cleanup, mid-workout refeeds and anabolic IVs
g-guys… my squatplug exploded in the smith machine area…Don’t try to mix preworkout, creatine, and milk…
>Reminder: It is forbidden to simply pick up twinks and or follow them into the shower stall
>some obese "powerlifter" tried to suck me off between sets for "extra protein" but ran out of breath chasing me for half a meter
>>75736431>everyone says “u mirin?” to each other
>>75736431>be me>don't want to interact with people>go to gym at absolutely insane times to try and avoid people >go at 5 AM>all the office workers are working out>go at 3 AM>all the creepos are working out>go at 10 AM>all the rich housewives are working out>go at 12 PM>all the night shifters are working out>go at 2 PM>all the wagies are working out>go at 3 to 4 PM>all the college students are working out>go at 5 PM>all the office workers who don't go at 5 AM are working out now>go at 7 PM>all the high schoolers and other people have turned it into a social club>go at 9 PM>morning workout for the night shifters>go at midnight >all the people like me who are trying to find a time where people don't work out are working out>mfw
>>75736431>do face-pulls every day>face still looks the sameworthless exercise
>>75737845you must be going to a planet fitness in some shady part of town
>>75736431why the fuck is there a piss bottle by the squat rack
>>75738836>He's upset by the courtesy of a piss bottle>ignores the female piss puddle by the deadlift area
>>75739037At least you can tell it's piss by the deadlift area. I don't know what the fuck this stuff on the ground by the pull up station is.
>listening to music on my way to gym>new face at gym front desk>Some kid of 19 at most, guess he's filling in since I don't see the usual PTs around>And his girlfriend >Go to get changed into gym gear, get down to my underwear>Hear what might be humming around the corner>It's him, see he has earphones in, humming confirmed>he goes straight for the toilet cubicles (no urinal)>doesn't close the door>kinda gross but eh>There's that noise again, it doesn't sound that much like humming come to think>Pop my own headphones out, this kid is pissing and farting non-stop 12 feet away from me>I'm disgusted, he appears unfazed >Change and leave to do the work out>He passes me in the corridor>He's not even farting, he's just making sounds with his mouth>Walking along pthbllllllhp blipth bplibthppp phhhthbblllp bltyhppp>Finish the workout, over an hour later >Pass by front desk, fartmeisters there with his girlfriend>HIS GIRLFRIEND >HE MIGHT BREED>He's not even looking at her, he's lost in his phone, still making mouth sounds>She doesn't say anything >pthbllllllhp blipth bplibthppp phhhthbblllp bltyhppp
STOP FUCKING SCREAMING IN THE SHOWERS YOU RETARDS
>>75737983>slaps ass see you in the sauna
Who the fuck is wearing too much cologne again, fuck
>>75737821You dont need to yell, dude. Take your earbuds out so you can talk normally
NOBODY talk to the 4’9 latina that shows up at 8:30 every day. She’s mine
Who touched my chalk?!
