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Does anyone else have a similar routine? Do you workout at 3.40am?
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>>75736941
>7.30pm bedtime
My toddler goes to to bed at that time
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so when does he work?
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>>75736941
Routine is missing killing viets
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I wake up at 5 and workout for 90minutes, 6 times a week
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>6:00 AM: wake up
>6:05 AM: fap
>6:07 AM: bed time

Tips on my routine? I sleep for 23 hours and 53 minutes on average. Not sure how many calories I get per day, someone feeds me somehow while I'm asleep and I've only ever seen evidence of them having been in my bedroom while I am fapping in the morning before I go back to sleep.
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>>75736960
the funky bunch was his work, he could retire 30 years ago. get back in the cage and stop asking questions, wagie.
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>>75736941
>snack
>snack
>snack
>lunch
>snack
Based tendie autist he is.
>>75737131
Nice, but are you posting here in your sleep then?
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>>75737173
I'm dictating while my personal assistant posts on 4chan for me. I talk in my sleep sometimes.
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>>75736941
What is this obsession with le snacks? Pre programmed snack hours what the fuck
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>>75736960
"work is for gooks"
- mark wahlberg
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>>75736941
No. I go to bed at like 10 PM, wake up at 6 AM, and don't snack that much. Also, replace everything from golf through 2nd shower with work. And who golfs for 30 minutes? That's such a strange thing to do. Is that like daily practice hitting balls or something? Doesn't seem like enough time to string much together like you would in an actual round.
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>>75736941
So what does he do between dinner and bedtime?
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>>75736941
No, i'm dedicated. I work out at 3:39 AM
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>>75736941
Where does he fit in beating up elderly Vietnamese?
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>>75736941
Up at 4
In gym by 4:26
Leave gym by 8:26
Go to work by 9
Get home by 7
Bedtime is 8 sharp
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>30 minutes of golf
What the fuck is the point?
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>>75736941
I'll work out at 4am if I have to drive into the city for work but if I'm remote, I'm at it around 6am.
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>>75736941
Bog-standard Hollywood "routine" that involves two workouts per day every day and a ton of eating. It exists for one reason alone: to obfuscate the fact that he's roiding. Just hide it behind some unholy workout plan nobody in their right mind would imitate so you can't be proven wrong.
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>>75738051
I can see two issues with this, first of all, isnt it best to follow traiing up with the sauna, a meal and a nap?
Also, how do you socialize or date? Do you just tell the woman 'sorry Im tired now' and go to bed while she watches netflix alone in your living room?
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>>75736941
cryo recovery when he doesnt do shit all day?
lol suck my dick
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>>75736941
>1.30hrs shower
literally me
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>>75738176
Bro there’s rest/family/gf days in there it’s not every single day. The only people that use a sauna are homosexual men.



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