This is the only reason I lift
>>75745549Why because you want to make out with some shirtless dude lmao fag
>>75745549I don’t know how to kiss it’s too complicated
>>75745549Female validation?
>>75745549Make way, faggot girl-kisser
>>75745549If I have this will it fill my soul?
>>75745734If you ever intend to create a family, it will do the opposite.
>>75745796Not if you do it with some third world village girl who has never seen tiktok or fucked 10 men by the age of 17. There's fulfillment if you find a woman with SOVL.
>>75745799When you get to meet those village girls you will realize that being a virgin isn't miraculously making a woman physically and mentally attractive to you.>t.secondie where even villager gen alphas use tiktok unless their parents get involved
>>75745549STD's?>>75745705>>75745569kek
>>75745569OP BTFO as usual
>>75745799>I'm so intimidated by other penises that I'm willing to deatroy my genetic lineage and raise some shitskin mongrelsLol. LMAO, even. Whores are gross and all, but halfbreeds are even grosser.
>>75745569kek
I am 30 years old and I never even kissed a girl
>>75745599One of the best forms of validation. Chuds do not reply
>>75745705why
>>75745569my fucking sides
>>75746359Based.
>>75745813>mfw I worked in a remote village in a 3rd world country>mfw the village girls are just as slutty as the ones here, if not worse.I fucked several of them, both Christian and Muslim. Such is life.
>>75746636masculinity
>>75745549>requires extrinsic motivationngmi
To get herpes and not know who you got it from?
>>75746655Unironically how do you even recover. You have at most 3 seconds to take action before you're permanently cucked
>>75746664
>>75746664at that point just go for an uppercut to the jaw or leave the bar
>>75746672>gathering of sweaty drunk men inside a bathroom Gay. Take that shit outside
>>75746672I really like this webm
>>75746694yeah it gives the 80lb weakling some hope.
>>75746694It's all yours my friend
>>75747361Thank you so much! Where did you find a webm this great? I've seen so many but never anything close to this great before
>>75746664you throw the hardest punch you can. even if you get your ass beat, at least you didn’t go down like a little bitch
>>75746664Rear and stomp down hard into the back of his knee with all your weight before making a hasty exit
>>75746687>take that shit outsideSorry but we take our shits indoors in the western world, jagmeet. We are not going to comply with your defecation practices just because you managed to sneak into our lands.
>>75745549I know that it's stupid, but I am 100% sure that my self esteem issues would disappear if I ever get to experience that level of female validation.
>>75746664As soon as he grabs and lifts you you have to beat the shit out of him. By the time he puts you down you can't claim self defense to an assault.>m-manlet rage!!Yeah it is, but being cucked like that can't be tolerated in polite society. Sorry.
>>75748173This is rarely the case. Everyone imagines the magical one thing that will fix them. It doesn't and it only sets people up for massive disappointment and disillusionment.
>>75745569Lmao
>>75746694>getting into a potentially life-or-death fight on the floor of a piss-soaked sports bar bathroom over a shoveI've done dumber when drunk (mostly involving women) but this is pretty foolish
So let's say you're in a club, you manage to get a girl, you bring that girl over to your place and you have sex. Now the question is how the FUCK do you proceed to go to sleep with basically a complete stranger right beside you in your own home?? How isn't this an absolutely insane act from both parties? You have absolutely no idea if that same girl is a junkie or a kleptomaniac or an organ harvester or just a straight up mentally ill mess who will proceed to go to the kitchen in the middle of your sleep and come back screaming with a knife for no reason.Not to mention that it's even more insane from the girls perspective being locked in a complete stranger man home overnight. And you two just had sex, so shouldn't at least some post nut clarity creep in?Can any sex haver please chime in
>>75746664Immediately kneel and accept my position
>>75745569fucking kek
>>75745549>drunk kissing random drunk chicksanyone with confidence thats not a complete goblin could have done this during high school
>>75748418>how do you go to sleep with a complete strangerNo one talks about this and for autismers like us channers NEEDS to be talked about.I LEGITMATELY did not know what to do once this bitch fell asleep. I was just staring at the ceiling the entire time wondering if I should just dip or not as I didn't know the etiquette since it wasn't my place. An when I'm at MY place I now feel like I'm responsible for her since she's in my bed passed out that again I just stay awake. Let's also not bring up the fact that if you're not use to someone sleeping right next to you it's extremely uncomfortable. >lusting after her asshole before sex>get frustrated almost immediately cause her asshole kept rubbing on my side where I'm use to sleeping
>>75746636Apparently people can't tell the difference between TV and reality nor pro trained wrestlers and their fake chairs vs real ones.
>>75746664the balls are the weakest point. He doesn't do balls day at the gym.
>>75746359Me in 7 years
>>75746664Take out my gun and blow his fucking brains out.
>>75745549I'm almost 30 and I've never kissed a girl
