/g/ humor thread
>>107851184virgin detectedimagine automatically seeing gay porn even when there's clearly a slit
>>107850299ive seen that image on /g/ several times by itself but your retarded nigger monkey ass just had to post it as a xitter screenshot
>>107851063arch-install is a meme the moment you change settings to what you would have wanted and is allowed. the script crashes and you get a fuck you for thinking that it ever could have worked instead of doing the work yourself
You don't need a new computer. Your COVID PC is good enough.
>>107851727irrelevant. nobody plays those
>>107851727You can play anything on zen3/alder lake with rdna2/ampere
>>107851727I am only waiting for Phantom Blade Zero and Onimusha then whatever comes after that don't matter. Fuck those remakes
>>107850517I'm thinking to buy a used i5 4590 + gtx 970 for my little brother's first pc. That's good enough to run gta v, right?
>>107852028gpu is a bit old, go for a 10series
what are your favorite less known command line tools? extra-points if they are NOT written in Rust.
>>107851251ag -ackk
>>107851251hollywood
>>107851251ncdu/duavidir & vipe from moreutils
>>107851251tron (TRace ON)
>>107851251fd and sd are genuinely game changing because find and sed are clunky as shit
Even decades later those damn office comics couldn't ring any truer. RIP Scott thanks for being useful! (That was his thing... like Red Green and being Handy.)
>>107851784RIP
How come C# isn't more popular when it's basically Java but better? Is it because people distrust a language maintained by Microsoft, or does the JVM have non-obvious but crucial advantages over the CLR?
>>107849840>All the other megacorporations are cool though and have our best interests at heart.Oracle does not, lol>t. work for Oracle
>>107834144java is faster, has better documentation, and changes very infrequently. it also has better performance parity on different platforms. net.core still runs like dogshit on windows compared to linux.
>>107834144Because Java sucks. C++ or bust
Java had first mover. C# eclipsed it a while ago to the point that Java follows C#'s innovations and style now but it doesn't matter. The attachment to Windows is poisonous as well as most outside of the .NET world still think it's a "Windows language" and owned by Microsoft.
the people who say C# is better than java are like the people who say wayland has "replaced" X11, or that rust "replaced" C and C++. you're just repeating propaganda talking points like a stone cold GOY. shut the fuck up
If you want a tablet and also want to draw, should you get an iPad or a Samsung tablet?
>>107829270>Clip Studio PaintIs there a cracked apk of this shit anywhere? I don't want to pay for a subscription. Right now I just use medibang, but it's not ideal.
Any recommendations for someone who just wants a tablet for video and manga reading and stuff? Not looking to draw. I'm clueless when it comes to the market, but when it comes to phones I tend to be a Samsung fan.
>>107828973iPad
android tablets are ass almost nothing is optimized for themjust get whatever cheapo standard iPad
>>107829057for cost/performance its hard to beat an ipad a16 right now, i got one for $275+ a $50 pencil, and a wacom movinkpad 11 tablet is about $450 or so.
https://www.techspot.com/news/110879-jensen-huang-relentless-ai-negativity-hurting-society-has.html
>>107843821>I made spam really fast Vibe coders need to be culled
>>107842976Please do not talk bad things about the thing that's actively giving me money
>>107848880>AI posting on 4chan shilling itselfThe end times have come
>>107842976translation: it's hurting my wallet
>>107842976Only worse than the endlessly greedy tech oligarchy are the retarded libertarian tech söy fags who got rich by knowing console.log in 2015 and now want to pull up the ladder behind them by going all in on AI and hiring zero juniors. They are the reason half the jobs go to India and Anthropic because they got baited into le unions are bad. I wish them the same as I do all tech fortune 500 CEOs.
Why does AI in 2026 suck so much? All of LLMs are still at the level of GPT4, they just pretend otherwise
>>107851687>Cherrypicking aiYou are brown and dishonestYou are scared because you will be replaced by AIGODS
Because we're already past the point of diminishing returns.
How do you respond without getting mad?
>>107844625I have nothing to hide but if I ever get my GrapheneOS Pixel seized by cops I'll be happy knowing they can't use Cellebrite to access it.
>>107844625Just ask them to post their full name, address, place of employment and browsing history for the last month.
>>107844625Matrix is fun because I can host it myself and chat with friends without dealing with skibidi toilets and no spell checking on Linux with Discord. I don't know why I wouldn't use LUKS either given that I don't want someone who steals my laptop copying sensitive things off the SSD.
I might have nothing to hide today, but the government might change the definition of "things to hide" tomorrow.
>>107844625What's to get mad about? Those people use that stuff on principle, and the idea is that *everyone* should because a) what you do online is none of the governments damn business and b) to normalize it so it doesn't stand out when someone actually does have something to hide.
which side are you on
>>107850286My IQ is over 400 and I use Debian
>>107850286Using old and insecure proprietary firmware baked into your hardware components doesn't make you any more free than loading newer firmware into those components through your OS.Its just a stallman cope so he can pretend the software doesn't exist so he doesn't look like a giant hypocrite when using any computer (which he is).
>>107850286Stable, rolling release, binary-based. Pick two, then install Arch, Debian, or Gentoo.
>>107850412I hate the metal case (don't even get me started on mac os). It's either too cold or too electrified when the cable is plugged in. You're basically being constantly electrocuted when this thing is plugged in
>*buckbroke /g/*
>>107851918tf screen resolution is 720x400
If you could obtain any program source code, what would it be?
>>107851091i have more grandchildren than you
ikatube
>>107851190Poor, lower iq, etc people tend to reproduce more, yes
>>107848332>isn't tea tree oil poisonous?"Chemicals in lavender and tea tree oil appear to be hormone disruptors" - https://www.endocrine.org/news-and-advocacy/news-room/2018/chemicals-in-lavender-and-tea-tree-oil-appear-to-be-hormone-disruptors
>>107848910Oh, so that's why it tastes different.
What's a good mouse for gaming? I'm rolling with that HP
>>107845449Literally any mouse works they're all the same it's just subjective taste just buy one you think looks cool
>>107845449Just ordered Intellimouse Pro to replace my IE3.0 because it's completely dead this timeIntellimouse best mouse ever made
>>107851744Best mouse ever made or just the only one you're used to
>>107851744Have both. They are okay mice. Would consider them high end office mice.
>>107845449Every mouse I have ever used has felt the exact same so idk why people act like they make a huge difference. I guess the special autistic ones with all the extra buttons and pads may be different but those don’t even seem to be popular anymore
Why do you need 24GB of VRAM? What will you do with it that 16GB can't? Most people don't need more than 12 and you NEET highschool dropout hobbyists can get by just fine with 8GB for your projects and old games.
>>107851182>get into a tradeYeah and what happens when all those white collars lose their jobs to AI and can't afford to hire you anymore to fix their AC or build their home additions.Blue collars are stulid as shit. No wonder everyone makes fun of them
>>107851167>still a prototype technology despite what the jews at nvidia sayYou have never done 3d rendering, the gains are absolutely there.
>>107851167pricing complain is fair because of the $700 3080 but the 4090 definitely uses less watts than the 3090 when gaming
Why get a 24GB card when 16GB can run a 8B model just fine?
>>107842575>Why do you need 24GB of VRAM? What will you do with it that 16GB can't?Load >16Gb and ≤24Gb of shit into video memory.
what the hell can i even do with a 2014 ipad air 2?i bought it for like 20 euro and thought why not, since ive never owned an ipadits the 128 gb model so not that bad and the battery works well surprisingly.i can get no apps working tho since the ios is so old
jailbreak ithttps://ios.cfw.guide/get-started/iPad-Air-2.html
>>107851335unironically give it to your mum or some boomer or SG you love.
>>107851335i did the same and i just use mine to scroll tiktok
Web browser should still work. Go from there. You can propably pin webpages.
