>>108506072
When I was checking it out it was simply an outdated chatbot, nothing special about it whatsoever. Perhaps it is something they hoped they can ship so that random people would jump on the hype train before realising limitations. Or maybe it was an attempt to shit that purely to enterprise environment. Idk, but it was very meh. One of the most meh and mid pieces of software so far. Which in case of Microslop is actually a huge compliment, but still. Far better tools exist.

>>108506072
I use it because work refuses to pay for Claude

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>>108506072
>How can you own the entire ecosystem and your own integrated tool still blows this hard

>>108506072
It seems like a discount chatgpt. I just disregard it.

>>108506072
Its for companies already locked into Microsoft. Has audit data if you already have Intune or Purview. I can't remember which. So you can see prompt and responses.
It also has a "work" mode that uses your tenant SharePoint and office shit as a makeshift "RAG" AI. I can only imagine how effective that can be. The places I've been were a SharePoint nightmare. So many versions and renames of files and none actually used offices built in versioning.

>>108509125
just make it a webpage

>>108509246
It would be easier to combat abuse if it were mobile only.

>>108509125

is this thread from year 2007? obviously they somehow blocked dataroute so you need to do preowed boobie trap thing

>>108509125
I have an idea for an iPhone virus
>when you try to delete a picture, it instead posts it to social media

>>108510985
Because plastic ball joints are peak planned obsolescence.

jews

>>108511119
Really...?
That's worrying

>>108511119
>t. never heard of powder coat grease
low iq

>>108512680
>that thing sucking up the dirt from the endite house?
>yeah, we put grease on it
genius

thoughts on fujitsu and toshiba?

>>108502845
Currently using a Moto G32 with LineageOS. All of the same benefits as the Redmi Note 10 Pro mentioned above, minus the AMOLED screen, but I only paid around €200 for it at the time.
As for more recent models, there's the Fairphone 6, but their hardware is less competitive for the price.

If Motorola ever adds the SoC of their upcoming GrapheneOS-certified flagship to their midrange models a few years later, those will be the true Thinkpads of smartphones.

>>108512179
Have you tried doing your government business inside a browser, or does your government strictly require an app?

>>108512179
not an issue for me, I don't have any government apps on my phone and my banking app works fine on custom roms

>>108512253
It's that one specific government app that GrapheneOS dev listed on his site.
It's tied to a phone with no browser alternative unfortunately

>>108509184
Yes the hardware is shit, but at least i can install Lineage. I will die on this hill.

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>this will sell our phone

>>108507375
another Jeet thread. Why are jeets so obsessed with cell phones? Jfc

Invasive being so fucking retarded that you pay $1K for l to be spied on

>>108507375
They all let me communicate, set reminders and events, keep my shopping list and set alarms. Anything beyond that doesn't make it better, just adds more shit I don't care about. As long as it runs graphene and lasts a long time I'm pretty much set.

I'm making openclaw code a bunch of websites
But I'm not sure if I'm supposed to tell it to use specific tools to do so. Should I tell it to use cline? Or is cline something only humans use?

>>108511658
oh anon:
https://github.com/apmantza/pi-free

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>>108511745
>>108512638
thank you. im very very close to just start making my own tools because ive just used about 5 different tools and they are all half broken and missing different features from each other. i feel like there is no one holy grail.

Pi sounds good but I'm scared bros
I have battered wife syndrome with OpenClaw

>Haha, you're quoting The Dark Knight Rises! Bane's iconic opener: "Of course! ...but who was the maskman?"
Yes Claude, Bane's iconic opening line on the plane, "But who was the maskman?"

The value is just in that we get to see what this shady company called anthropic may be hiding. For example it had the weird undercover mode.

>>108510823
>the april's fool gacha you can't reroll can now be rerooled in custom binaries
Also, I'm pretty sure they said the pet woudld continue working after apri 1st, and that whatever it talked wouldn't be billed under the regular token plan. I'm pretty sure someone can reroute the main program to talk via that endpoint and abuse it, forcing Claude to close it and kill everyone's pets. Or maybe not, idk.

>>108512118
Almost everything in it was super boilerplate and simple. Literal plain text instructions to the system. Standard user feedback. There wasnt anything malicious I saw.

>>108510770
literally nothing. it wont help you to make anything, the model is the secret sauce not a cli that sends a prompt to cloud

>>108512316
This is what i assumed. Though the interface could be nice. Is there nothing for context management in it though? All llms are stateless so its their tools that manage the context. Is it all done on the cloud with no mechanism in the code? Seems really inefficient.

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>>108512620
Sir, please consider the reply chain as it contains your requested information.
I understand that your autism may be causing you to become heated, but please attempt to de-escalate your feelings. We are attempting to foster a thriving community of schizos and would prefer that you don't trigger any of them.

>>108501746

fn names() return "me", "waifu" 
fn ages() return 20, 4000
print(interleave(names(), ages()))

main foot gun is multiple return values and no func arrity. sometimes this appears when you don't expect it
2nd major problem is you can make any value or type a function even null
and this happens accidentally if you set the apply method on a variable you think has a value but doesn't
but it's just a toy maybe some real languages have these problems too idk

>>108512079
you laugh this is kind of what mIRC scripting was like back in the day. Every line that wasn't part of an operation went straight to the input box. so /join with no other operations immediately joined whatever channel it listed.

honestly I liked it, that language taught me coding.

>>108512686
tell me how do you execute a goto statement with a tree-walk intepreter or shut the fuck up

What about brainfuck but all the characters are just different blocks, called brainravaged.

>>108512730
If you pass a law then they're forced to comply and it becomes their problem. That's how laws work. Of course, they'd just find the most malicious way to comply, like setting up puppet companies to hire you at minimum wage then fire you after the minimum required employment period to satisfy said law.

>>108508504
>Surely AI will fix this right?
AI calls will be (or rather, are) yet another step on the HR humilliation ritual. You should have realized by now that AI is never used for good things

>>108508623
I had such experience with one of big fintech corpos. 8 interview step, all passed with flying colors, two with my future manager and his manager. I was hired for specific role, due to having a specific skillset, and I was supposed to build and hire team under myself.
But on first day I found out that I am on different project, different technology and different responsibilities. 'Try it, maybe you will like it. If not, we will move you to the project you were hired for'. I didn't like outdated codebase and technology so I quickly said 'nope'. Manager response? 'Oh so you dont like it? Everyone likes to work with you and praises your technical skills. But there is nothing we can do. You just lost your yearly bonus and are put as on track to be fired. If you would stay for at least a year we might move you to different project' And then 'btw project is constantly on fire, so we are putting you on unlimited unpaid overtime'.

Companies did this to themselves when they started accepting applications online from everywhere in hopes of being able to find a FAGMAN engineer that's somehow in Stinky Creek, Montana who's willing to work for pennies.
Hire locally and require screening interviews to take place at your company's physical office. 99.99999% of third world shit is instantly eliminated.
>But I read this article about this guy who hired this other guy to go to the interview for him at the company's office.
Only possible when employers refuse to use e-Verify upon physically seeing the candidate. And if you make it policy you must work on-site for the first three months as a probationary period, you eliminate even 99% of that edge case.
Companies, especially the recruiters and HR, don't want to do this because it's more work that sitting in an office all day playing with an ATS while hiring managers dream of getting a 0.01% engineer for minimum wage.

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>>108512826
>playing with an ATS
Wait, where are the companies that I can be employed with such a sweet tech stack?

The captcha is

>>108498328
My belief is that 4chan is coming out with an LLM soon. Mark my words.

>>108498351
i got the sakamoto nichijou one. thought that was cool

>>108504772
fucking kek

>>108511851
who

>>108506642
I don't like that name, it sounds devious.

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>>108512326
Windows 11?

>>108511373
what year is it

>>108506642
based
>>108506651
cringe

>>108510155 (checked)
kek

>>108512604
> you basically have to assume physicalism
So far there is no evidence to the contrary

>>108508089
No, I'm more interested in reality than that. And I have a very low interest in pseudo gnosis.

>>108508398
This, I'm skeptical if a computer cold even hold a human consciousness without something getting fucked up along the way. Human consciousness is shaped by our biology, we know the brain is massively impacted by hormones and external stimuli. Even a brain in vat scenario would be difficult to create without the subject going insane, transferring the mind to a silicon medium with only electrical inputs seems even more risky. You wouldn't be you, even ignoring the Ship of Theseus question. People are taking mind body duality too far, the ancients wer sell aware that the body influenced the mind and vice versa.

just scan my brain now then upload it after I die
win/win

>>108508532
>"luddites"
you see there is google but... nah you tell me what the fuck is luddite

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>>108510000 (checked)
>they quipped
Just like my Marvel kinos!

https://alternativeto.net/software/microsoft-office-outlook/

>>108509973
>Copilot, open my emails
>I can't do that Dave

>>108509973
Outlook is not that bad, but I would rather just use thunderbird.

>>108509973
they had 2 instanced of outlook open, one that they could not see that was the issue.

seems no one on the mission knows how to open the task manager and kill the extraneous program. some IT guy had to remote in to the machine and deal with it.

>>108508416
Linux has been past Darwin in the Steam Survey stats now for a few years.
Linux being over 10% of English-speaking users is new.

I think this uptick is from a lot of users trying Linux because of Microsoft's more aggressive End of Life policies colliding with high hardware prices.
Users who a few years ago might have dealt with Windows 11 constantly getting slower with every update by buying faster hardware, are now looking at ways to optimize their current systems on the cheap.

>>108511442
>this board is brimming with retards.
Friendly reminder: The 98-110 IQ basement dwelling desktop-ricer is closer to an 85 IQ pavement ape than a 136+ IQ employed professional engineer using Windows (plus any other OS they like). Hope that's clear.

>>108512742
you appear to be really upset

>>108506586
Everyone that bought a computer in the last 5 years

>>108506586
99% of people in first world countries