/g/ humour thread
>>100041444
god.... this thread is really pungent all of a sudden...*ugbouf*pwEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
all of that....... came out of my stinky FARTIX buttcheeks????
>>100041444>humour>shills apple products for penniesBrown pajeet spotted
>>100041669It wasn't even that funny, even for ironic boomer humor. OP sucks cocks as usual
>>100041479>>100041487>>100041507Literally me. I also use arch. I've eaten too much canned tuna and I'm gassy again.
What if one day he said "Mr. N1ggers and Stanley the K1ke" That would be hilarious
"let's go fuck, a bunch of kids"
>>100041444I say this and look like him
>>100044027Kek
>>100041444Then she goes to the garage, demeans her husband for changing the oil instead of just buying another car, maybe a Tesla, and goes on Facebook to complain about toxic masculinity when he tells her to buy a Tesla with her own damned money if she wants one.
>>100044350hehehehehehHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>100044013Would be a godsend. Jannies please.
>>100044730Wtf
>>100044350what IPv4 does to a mf
>>100044964Reminds me of that tard helmet one, an instant classic.
>>100041444Bro, Im sorry but that mom is so fucking BADDDD BroooooGot DAMNN
>>100044287
>>100047055I thought it said language instead of challenge at first kek
>>100047562>i misread teh funny LOLOLOL>>>hackernews
>>100047410>>>/o/
>>100047586If not for your post, I wouldn't have laughed today. Thank you.
>>100044730Truly a YWNBAW moment
>>100044013*fixed
>>100044311Akira isn't cyberpunk
>>100041444my family thinks im smart as hell for building a modular computer and being able to install gentoo because using a command line looks like hacking to them, meanwhile theyre constantly complaining about how their overpriced laptops can barely run the programs they need
>>100044013>no cock.li
>>100044045I miss this guy
>>100044663Humour where?
>>100044131butlerian jihad when?
>>100044663Something about how fast the first pic was uploaded and how the resolution is different from the second pic makes this seem fake, in hindsight
>>100044663HOLY SHIT. I know no one will believe me, but I was the anon that convinced him to get the magnet.
>>100048295Based noooticer. Based chads ike these will catch all the future backdoors in Linux.
>>100041444I literally built my first pc dressed like this.
>>100044350I get it....but the second row of images doesn't make sense. He wouldn't say local address if he wanted his home address after being given the public ip.
>>100044045He didn't fly so good
>>100048054>gmail.com onlyall the seething Russians won't appreciate this anon....
>>100044730the hacker known as 4chan strikes again!
>>100044013But if they don't store them then I won't need to make new ones to ban evade
>>100049220I believe you kek, I've also done threads that ended up in famous screencaps and still see them from time to time
>>100049484russians totally use yahoo proton and outlook, those totally not died 20 years ago
>>100044730Kino
>>100049438he wanted to mega hack him
>>100049982Thanks, anon. I told my cousin about it a while back, now I can show him, lel. Care to share any of your screencaps?
>>100044983lol
>>100044983based
>>100044156I dun geddidwhat's the joke?
>>100052133>WiFi Cable
>>100052133Zoomers don't know what ethernet is. They only know about wifiWifi=internet
>>100044056racism and homophobia confirmed ethical. Glad that charade is over with.
>>100054893I hate young people. Girls between the ages of 18 and 34 are generally tolerable as long as they are naked, but beyond that, I despise them all.
>>100044983As usual, based white man.
>>100055440I once emails stallman to ask him what he thought about creating a board for free software discussion and he told me to join an existing one and not waste my effortI think he just likes being a dick
>>100044983lel
>>100055470saar is very disrespectful
>>100055472He's right though. Unless you have some very specific idea, your effort is better spent on a community that already exists. Even if you succeed, you'd fragment the free software community even more, so you'd have to be confident that the degree of your success would outcompete the drawbacks of fragmentation.>>100055354classic>>100055369Never seen this somehow. Very funny, especially the systemd double-whammy, they could have saved that for the following year. The wallpapers are actually worth checking outhttps://web.archive.org/web/20210401215506/https://www.gentoo.org/news/2021/04/01/genchu.html
>>100055501but I want to be the one in charge, I want to be the leader, the guy everyone looks up to, the stallman, torvalds, etcit's not fair I was born after the movement started I would have been important, now im relegated to just being someone elses lackey? fuck that
>>100055586I've heard some have, ironically, moved to Discord. But yeah, IRC and mailing lists continue to chug along.>DAEMON Tools Lite browser pluginInteresting
>>100055586I talk on an free software IRC where there's a tranny no one talks about, an actual airforce pilot calls everyone a stupid and some nazi retard is dating a gay star trek fanI think someone mentioned free software once
>>100055648>IRC and mailing listsmore like matrix servers and hugbox mastodon servers
>>100044730This stupid fucking show is why the UK is trying to ban crossbows. He later uses one like it's an assault rifle to pull a mass murder (or exactly one character), and the actor acts like the crossbow kicks like a .308.And the stupidest part is this is a BBC show so they fell for their own propaganda.
>100041479>100041487>100041507>100043542wtf is going on with this board? are we being raided by school children?
>>100045817https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/67366413/
>>100048263 I guess you're alive after all. Congratulations!
>>100044730The fact that is on "channel 4" makes it literally 100x funnier
>>100049438Yeah if the second row said "home address" the double entendre would work better
>>100055474who the hell is going to hire a pilot of all jobs because of their race?
>>100055696>>100056700What's the deal here? Did they really namedrop 4channel? That seems like asking for libel trouble, given the relatively stringent laws about that in the UK (as I understand them).
>>100044271I hate this german/euro shit so fucking much>aaargh we don't understand what a 128 byte text file or browser localstorage is aaarghh so we're going to force every website on the planet to do some fucking modal window popup shit asking you to verify cookies with multiple clicks and even sites that aren't hosted in eurostan are going to be so cuckolded they'll do it anyway if we send them a threatening letter when they could just fucking ignore it
>>100044730i look like this and this is what happened to me when i went to boards.4channel.org
>>100055111Those are rookie numbers. You gotta get those numbers down.
>>100057754buddy you have got to up your pixel recognition gamedamn, zoomers are doomed aren't they, they don't even know how to differentiate
>>100058396fug i m retarddGoing back, that's painfully visible. I'm going to bed now before my tired eyes make a bigger mistake.
>>100055973Thanks anon
>>100056089got im
>>100055696>mass murder with a crossbowSounds kino. What's the name of the show?
>>100044131True but>people will lose their ability to think The internet supplying answers of any question on demand already did this decades ago.
>>100058329>track me daddy track me harderlol
>>100055586the one thing i'll miss about toolbar scams is how easy it is to recognize when your shit is full of bloatware or pajeetshitnow they make everything run in the background where you cant notice because they just wanna steal your data
>>100041444Oh Ronnie, you don't need a screwdriver to remove your RAM. What a silly boy.
>>100044112dumb woman
>>100049220Thanks anon!
>>100048295Maybe he cropped image. I don't remember what kind of technologies smartphones had back in 2009 but surley they could crop
Amerimutt style chiken tastet like ass.
>>100044730>You're safe here..Fuck off nigger, this is just the least dumb place on the internet, and these Anons here ABSOLUTELY DO NOT DESERVE THAT TITLE, which is a reflection of (You) Channel4, not the Anons.
>>100062651Imagine being so mad in a humour thread. You must be the kind of person channel4 imagines about.I hope you have no crossbows available for you.
>>100055470what happened here?looked at the commits and they're all about adding some random name
>>100055696its on channel 4 not bbc>>100058752hollyoaks https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeXylqnGi6Q>>100057754https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Channel_4
>>100062947 (Me)better quality link sorry, i just clicked the 1st onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8e62Qi33yA
>>100055111>I hate young people for not knowing tech they don't have to know aboutlooks like the dementia's kicking in, old man, mentally healthy people don't think like that
>>100054278yeah, so what.>>100054893well, and you probably don't know the particular characteristics of soilswhy should you know about stuff that doesn't interest you and doesn't matter to you
>>100044730cont.
>>100062855as far as I understand it, some github tutorial used expressjs as its example for pull requests
>>100044730>>100065332+ bonus
>>100062855Probably Octoberfest.Yearly thing GitHub does where if you make PRs that get merged in that month, you get a free tshirt. I have one from 2019 I think.The jeets learned about it and that month is forever a shitshow for OSS maintainers. I tend to just disable PRs on my repos until November.
>>100065311The Wi means wireless fucks sake this shit is why zoomers get called dumb niggers.
>>100062855>>100065510>pajeeta makes “how to use github” tutorial>opens a PR changing the readme on express.js as an example>because jeets are braindead they start opening PRs changing the readme on express.js (usually adding their name) and now they’re git experts>webmrel>express jannies are good goyim and refuse to do anything sensible to tamp down on the spam because that would require acknowledging the actual problemIt was a fun day when we realized that you can DDOS anything you want through the power of designated shitting streets
>>100044045he knew too much
>>100065332The worst part of this is the recognition that, with as much work as we've put into society, the kinds of people that produce combination rubbish/cringe like this get enough funding to do so. Wealth and labor sucked from everywhere, and then dropped down a hole.
>>100057749nothing wrong with this, I for one wouldn't have a problem if they were all white or all asian
>>100065332>Chad neutralized
>>100041444I'm looking everywhere for a kinda old webm of a guy doing shitty website design on purpose, like "is this your birthday" and then you can generate a random date on the press of a button. Somebody got it?
>>100066418I don't know about that, seems like comedy gold to me.
>>100064529>Don't have to know aboutThis is precisely the same as saying you don't need to know algebra because you have calculators. If that's your opinion, then best of luck to you as you go through life believing that machines are literally magic.
>>100067993Oh you can think it's funny until you realize that people take this shit dead seriously and prejudge lonely people making the problem worse. Or ban crossbows, which are so ineffectual that the one time some edgelord in Brazil showed up to his high school with like five of them, he got curb stomped before he managed to hurt anyone.
>>100044663I was there when it happened
>>100071751That guy isn't lonely, he's got a head full of memes and stupid shit like most of the retards on /pol/ (at least the ones that aren't paid by the FSB to be there.)
>>100044663Old internet was magicalYou could basically play any game and when someone asked a question you just answered with alt-F4 and they did it every fucking time
>>100071937Yeah, see this, is exactly what I mean. They want people to react just like you to loners and anyone who notices something wrong with whatever the TV news is saying.
>>100071283>If that's your opinion, then best of luck to you as you go through life believing that machines are literally magicwe use rocks to make lightning do sums billions of times a second to show us stupid pictures, is that not magic?
>>100044131People who lose their ability to do things because of technological progress deserve to be culled from society. Technology always provides oppotunities for those resourceful enough to learn how to use it correctly.
>>100071971the other day I was at the grocery store near closing time waiting in the deli line and there was this 18 year old skinny black kid with a backpack looking like he subscribes to fastman monthly just standing in the middle of the deli section and spinning in circles over and over, just like hoping for someone to ask him to stop or whatever. there's lonely people and then there's these people
>>100071807What is a humiliation ritual?
>>100071974Like I said.
>>100044056>tool made to identify and reproduce patterns identifies and reproduces patternswell, duh
>>100044730Pretty sure realize is with a z
>>100055474>soulplane.jpg
>>100072586rekt
>>100071974>we use rocks to make lightning do sums billions of times a second to show us stupid pictures, is that not magic?a CPU is actually a magikk wrock from the future that does epic math stuff hehe XD Please kill yourself.
>>100049220Our hero!please, take these medals.
>>100044994Then they would spread to other boards, retard.
>>100055521Then do it, anon. Isn't it because big ganoo librejooz told you it would be a waste of time that you're prohibited from doing the Libre/Chan, right?He's probably right, tho
>>100074401it's compressed sand you stupid monkey
>>100049220gg nigga someone had to be the guy
>>100057749Americans
>>100071836Too soon :(
>>100058329Cookie disclosure has always been a thing.The only reason its became obtuse is corporate protests.
>>100044112literally me but it's a smart phone and i keep pushing the volume buttons to scroll. do phones still have buttons for volume?
>>100072032>alwaysNo. Often, yes. Always, no.
>>100072225Something that forces the user to go under some kind of struggle because he doesn't know any better. In this case it's something Windows related, probably an update that fucked up some basic functionality, but I can't find any info on what actually happened.
>>100072735Nah they can't be serious.
>>100078220>>100078248Rabbit Asian is no funnier than the average anon
>>100044730This is me every time I post a basedjak
>>100079040I'd go as far as saying that the anon above him in the apple picture is funnier
>>100044045rip local sexpot
>>100071765I don't get it
>>100079040Ignore the retard. He thinks people will like him if he pushes his forced meme enough.
>>100079789jannies ban avatarfags anyway, many have tried and yet they always give up after awhile and are immediately forgotten
>>100041444Fun fact: it cost apple $2300 to create this meme. 130% over their initial budget estimates
>>100074500take a seat on the noob chair
>>100081530imagine thinking that. lost gaymur
>>100044156this wouldn't work these days cos most laptops haven't had an ethernet jack for ages now. its probably like the floppy disk to them, just an abstract icon that represents internet access, not an phyiscal entity.
>>100065332>chad neutralized
>>100079759Never quite climbed the slope either, eh?
>>100081766bot post
>>100048105How the fuck isn’t it
>>100082541do enlighten us oh great one
>>100044730why does he cum
>>100082659Why should I do something so ordinary to someone so average?
>>100044045>bird-likeWho writes this shit?
>>100082810out of the kindness of your heart?
>>100082913It's not much deeper than ordinary implies average, making OP look silly.
>>100083444is IQ evenly distributed, is that why it's silly? I don't know much about IQ statistics, but in theory if it's not an even distribution the average IQ could be higher or lower than the average person's despite both being "average", no?
>>100077988Third Edition is out. The fire rises.
>/g/ humor thread>no "drill a hole in your iPhone to access the hidden headphone jack" posts>no put your iPhone in the microwave postsI am dissapoint
Please someone post the Mr Robot Asuka background webmHaven't seen taht one in ages
>>100044131do you think major corporations like united health or walmart dont already have insanely detailed profiles on you? recent LLM advancements are flashy, but the real ML stuff has been around for years.your health insurance knows when and how you will die and has for well over a decade now.
>>100084050Unbelievable urge to kneel to this based king. Truly a San Francisco story, exactly the sort of madcap shenanigans going on all the time there.
>>100084183that was never funny and clearly scripted
>>100084325if the fbi has you in physical custody it is over, might as well kys.
>>100084235I'm fucking dying
>>100084018>average /hpg/ poster
>>100065332this show is pure gold>not bringing your actual binder filled with tranny pics to work
>>100044964>>100045817>>100055973>>100058486>>100084690
>>100084858
>>100084872Need to add this to my /k/ loadout pic.
>>100084776what the fuck is the context
>>100084651The type in question?struct Woman { ...}
struct Woman { ...}
>>100085074brit TV show about internet hate, starring /pol/except everything is taken literally for whatever reason
>>100084438yeap, that's how it starts
These threads are cancer but whatever
>>100055973i will never not laugh at this
>>100084168I can't believe these interviews are real
>>100084168too real to be funny, tbdesu
>>100044730ayyyy
>>100073693
>>100083756I'll spoonfeed you since I like sharing this factoid, IQ's score is changed so that 100 is ALWAYS average. If somehow everyone in the world just woke up with 300iq tomorrow it'd become 100 when the organization controlling IQ gets to their next update.
>>100084708win8 and beyond>>100088051you should have spoonfed him that iq is just another jew scheme while you're at it
>>100087007I'm actually surprised this doesn't happen more. The fact that the CPU has that whole clamp to lock it down sort of suggests that the purpose of it could be to evenly squeeze thermal paste across the chip. They also don't say what the guy came into service for, so there's even a chance that it was working fine for a while and something else brought him into the shop.
>>100085283>$24post the original
>>100084776I think Eric might be a r*dditor
>>100084631Classic, vintage, and still funny.
>>100088200Realistically this probably even helps with overall thermal performance by sinking a bit more heat into the socket/PWB. It's electrically nonconductive so as long as the chip itself is wiped off and the pins make solid contact it'll work fine. Have no idea what the loss tangent of TIM is like but probably a short enough run as not to matter.
>>100085156lol
>>100085156>>100089094What do you think was the thought process in having a turbothot be the one to ask that?
>>100065516On a technology board of all places, tooThis shit would be excusable if we're on /v/ or some other brainlet non-tech board but being on /g/ and thinking "Wi-Fi" cable makes any fucking sense just makes me wonder why the fuck these people are here in the first place. I guess that explains all the inept retards and jeets getting filtered by python
>>100091575/g/ is brainlet like /v/i dream of a day when we can genetically modify them all to become onions green
>>100087007Fake and cringe
>>100041444The mom just doesn't listen to his son, sad
>>100088051that's not the point here. looks like you're the idiot here. Nobody even talked about values. So it doesn't matter if the average 100 or 300 when talking about how many people are below it. The anon you replied to even gave you the correct answer, although as question: IQ is evenly distributed. Meaning that half the population has a below average IQ.
>>100078220>>100078248Painfully unfunny
>>100084465my internet was being too shitty to stream today (fuck Spectrum btw) so i went to load up a movie i torrented a while back and my gf (age 25) was genuinely confused at the concept that files saved on pc won't suffer from the internet connection being out. she's not even that stupid, this problem is just far worse than you guys will ever believe
>>100044131Unfortunately correct
>>100072032Nice religious dogma you have there. When did you start worshipping markets? Are you a cradle molochite?
>>100065332>>100065363>>100084776Anyone have the one where he looks at people silent dog style?
>>100094179>silent dogI meant watch dogs
>>100065332How the fuck is this real? Holy shit
>>100071974>sumsKill yourself NOW
>>100072072Finally some /g/ humour
>>100088200>I'm actually surprised this doesn't happen more. The fact that the CPU has that whole clamp to lock it down sort of suggests that the purpose of it could be to evenly squeeze thermal paste across the chip.they come with installation instructions, there's really no excuse
>>100084253if it works it works
sexo
>>100071765Ordinary people DO have an iq under average though, by a very small margin. There are more people to the left of the distribution than to the right, since those dumber tend to die younger and so there remain more brilliant people than dumbfucks.If your set looks like:1 3 4 5 5 5 5 6 7 9The average is 5, so most fit and the difference is equal on both sides, but remove the dumbest:4 5 5 5 5 6 7 9And the average is now 6. Most of the population is now under the average. Even if you normalize this the fact will remain that the tail on the right side is longer so there must be more people on the left.
>>100074888>>100044994>>100048054we left 9 years ago. are you the black sheep in your shitcord or reddit where they don't bring you in on the raids to try and make sure opinions that have been posted on every board since 2003 are labeled /pol/shit by gangstalkers?
>>100044131can you go back to /reddit/ please?>a-ai is for them you have to let them ban it now they will totally stop using it if they do that
>>100064529>dumb zoomer doesn't understandgrandpa was divorced so he didn't get to raise you to know what an ethernet cable is. and anyway your great grandpa kicked him out to go on vacation in thailand for the next 30 years after selling off the mortgage. .
>>100095949When did I say that I am a zoomer and I don't know what an ethernet cable is? Is this some kind of an opposite dementia? You keep remembering stuff that didn't happen?
Can someone post the screencap of a thread where anons sell bitcoin which would be worth millions today for dirt cheap?
>>100084235B-but what is the inside!? I need to know!
>>100085867easy, I dont have to learn to compile an entire operating system's kernal to install any kind of program.
>>100096087The jews were always 10 steps ahead and derailed the thread to stop that from happening.Screwed again.
>>100096457i see what you did dar
>>100049756Ever heard of a hash?
>>100095179Yellow shirt is literally me.
>>100083756I think it's supposed ideally, but that's a good point. Regardless, it's not like what OP meant was beyond understanding or anything. As I said, not very deep.
>>100088235That is unsettling
>>100062947>>100058396>>100058459???
>>100099705>dark web searchWait.. didn't know 4channel has onion site
>>100099705>>100100032the actual search in picrel is even funnier desu.
>>100100179is 4chan autocorrect desu to desu lmao?that's pretty funny desu.
>>100100204autocorrecting*, fug
>>100094135>not even that stupidlol. Maybe she thought you were using a slower connection or something if you had mentioned torrents? But I've seen people do even dumber things, so I guess you're right. RIP in peace future of humanity>>100094778The fact that he had no cooler on there made me think he bought the CPU used, and wasn't given the stock cooler or instructions with it.>>100095179Perfect. I've probably spent as much time configuring vim bindings for vim itself and for other programs as I have configuring all other software on my machine combined.>>100100179lmao maybe that show really is peak comedy. And yeah that filter has been in place for a long time
>>100100204>>100100213>4chan autocorrectNewfren...
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>>100047055
>>100049484rent free. for free i say
>>100084069Please explain this one to me. Is it an electrically heated shower head?
>>100103241Yes. brazilians heat their shower water by running mains voltage through an unshielded wire in their shower head with minimal casualties.
>>100103283Only the poor people.
>>100084069Is that wire wrapped around the pipe a makeshift earth lead? I have so many questions lol
>>100044350>>100044940>>100045393>>100049438>>100050239>>100057224
>>100103697Also, sans pepper
>>100103697Both work. And if anything 192.x.x.x is your 'private address' while 127.0.0.1 is your loopback which I find more appropriate for 'local address.' If I wanted to 'talk to myself' I certainly wouldn't want to address another device.
>>100100204Hello newfag, just type the «shaking my head» acronym or the word cuck in uppercase and see what happens.
>>100102157yeee... english is a rule except on /int/ and probably that other " place "
>>100044013>>100044994They implemented this on /biz/ and everyone moved to /bant/.
>>100104128holy shit this place is so fucking bad i didn't think this could go so low as to become reddit
>>100096109>kernalGood morning sirKindly do the needful and kill yourself
>>100104287poo in the loo
>>100084219shit like this annoys the fuck out of me, kek
>>100104599you mean people using status symbols or you being a poort nigger?
>>100104723what's a poort nigger, is that like the nautical version of a field nigger?
>>100071937>FSBIt's Russia guys. They're totally evil, don't believe the weirdos who say otherwise. Anyone who says they aren't evil is le heckin bot. Thank Democracy we have patriots like you to Correct the Record (tm)
>>100071955Man, I miss webrings and myspace like you wouldn't believe.
>>100048105>Akira isn't cyberpunk
>>100104809poor*
>>100105056oh so just a regular nigger then
>"my kid[s] are fapping too much, ban porn NAO"
>>100104723the fuck are you talking about? it's a computer, idiot.
>>100104287alcoholic retard detected
>>100104809kek
>>100082845Women.
>>100104818>ayy le weirdosIt's not like you retards get caught pushing some harmful nonsense and fucking with infrastructure every week. And then you try to do these pitiful damage control posts that evidence you further.Carpet bomb from St. Pete's to Vladivostok, turn that shithole into a parking lot.
>>100105914Yes! Yes! Good good. There is only one source of evil in the world, and it is [nation]. Good work, patriot. Your service has been noted, and Democracy is stronger for it.
>>100102412You says like I wouldn't with that tranny
>>100054278>>100044156i didnt get it because everyone around me is so tech illiterate I hear things like "wifi cable" constantly
>>100107504>I didn't get it because I'm-- I mean the people I'm around are all retards
>>100048105
