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I told a zoomer I was making a centralized content platform where you can upload video files, audio files, image files etc. all in one place.

He said: "what the fuck is a file?"

I wasn't prepared for that. Then it hit me: truly, zoom-zooms dont have "files". They have music and pics on their phones. Not files. They dont save anything off the web, they just watch videos and press "like" on them. Their concept of technology is extremely superficial and under the shiny Apple surface they have no idea how anything works. In the future it will be the norm that nobody owns files let alone makes websites of their own. You shall only consume and like.
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>>100155623
>centralized content platform where you can upload video files, audio files, image files etc. all in one place
So how far along are you to making that?
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>>100155644
Still need to figure out how to handle forms in PHP.

I'd say it's purely coasting from then on once I hit that milestone.
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>>100155623
Concentrate on your little project instead of marketing it to your 8yo cousin you sad being
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>>100155644
OP here, pretty far. It almost works.
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>>100155623
We already have an ongoing Zoomie-roasting thread.
Book an appointment with your therapist if you need attention that badly, retard.
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>>100155701
Neat can you show a pic of the site layout?
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>>100155754
The platform is comprised of several sites and the goal is that each has their own style. Here's the video site that I'm making and I'm tryna give it a neubrutalism look.
One day I hope that there will be a CSS selector and the user can just choose a layout that they like best
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>>100155765
Interesting. Best of luck.
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>>100155623
>centralize file upload platform
hmm wow, like some sort of Simple Storage System? not sure that will ever catch on and become the backbone of the internet?
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>>100155623
Your vision of the future and tech users seems like it will guarantee GNU/Linux a niche existence.
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>>100155644
>>100155623
Buy an ad
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>>100155623
When we live in the Dark Age of Technology and future generations will repeat the ritual of activation without knowing what is actually going on.
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>>100155765
Nice. Best wishes!
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>>100155623
I hate this little faggot's stupid face so much. What is wrong with him? It almost looks like Downs
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>m-muh zoomers don't know what files are
>I'm le superior because I had to use Windows Explorer to move files around out of necessity
Takes like 15 minutes to learn. Anyone needing to learn it can just do so quickly.
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>>100155623
I am a zoom zoom and I am anything but that. In fact I am more tech-literate than most /g/ posters. checkmate!
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>>100155623
people use electricity daily and nobody ever stops to think about how it works. this is not a new phenomenon
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>>100157524
He's just american
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Your anecdote is shit evidence. There are literally zoomers on this earth that can dogwalk you in intelligence, IQ and pattern recognition.

Every generation thinks its better than the next generation. And its because the former generation is just seething its not young anymore.
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>>100155701
Perkele!
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>>100155661
>Still need to figure out how to handle forms in PHP.
kek, it doesn't get more basic than that
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>>100155623
As a zoomer, my view was that many companies focused on the degree itself, rather than soft skills. I use google all the time. I know how to do lots of computer problems and very creative. I'm very high functioning autistics. But thats the problem. I can mask it well for so long before I'm so exhausted and I don't get hired because the interview process doesn't show my autism very well. they just see someone who cbf.

im really demoralised cause I messed up a job interview, first one I had in months. I have such high standards hence why.
too many companies focus solely on degrees. I don't have a degree but I have a vocational qualificaiton like accounting.
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>>100155661
>Still need to figure out how to handle forms in PHP.
you must be fucking joking
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>>100159665
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>>100155661
NGMI
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>>100158088
I'm actually a little offended with the Game Boy Color. It hit me right in the feels.
I had one when I was five and took it everywhere playing the crappy little Lego Island game.
10/10.
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>>100157524
totally punchable!!
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>>100159665
zoomer here, nice larp blogpost faggot
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>>100155623
get away from kids you pedo
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zoomerCHAD here, we won't need to know what a """file""" is because in less than 5 years we'll all be neuralinked together and send each other 12 yottabyte .zip bombs for fun
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>>100155765
not my cup of tea but good luck
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>>100155623
Shut thread, you need to kill yourself faggot



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