>>100384274WHYYYYYYYYYYY
>show how your device combines all the others into one>autists misunderstand it as you wanting to destroy othersDid Tiktok fry people's brains completely?
>>100384274I hate marketing and advertisers. Why did they destroy all that nice shit to show off a single iPhone. That piano was nice. That CRT was beautiful. All gone, to sell more phones.
very symbolic. it has vibes from the 1984 superbowl macintosh tv commercial, however this could have been entirely cgi.
>>100384274Okay... That was pretty good.
>>100384274Unironically yes it is. What the fuck. All applefags go to hell.
>>100384386I wonder if this is a serious comment. If it is, why am I choosing to participate in a community with an autist like this? Like, a genuinely autistic person.>Nyyehh! I understand the purpose of marketing and advertisement BUT MUH 1 CRT AND MUH $1000 WORTH OF ITEMS THAT I DONT EVEN OWN DESTROYEDLike, holy shit the only redeeming factor is maybe is someone feels insecure about their intelligence, they could come here and instantly feel better knowing that social retards like this person exist. A genuine fucking loser.
>>100384498While apple using child labor and other "more evil" things and I disagree with message of this anon >>100384386 (in particular "All gone, to sell more phones." duh)It is still funny how you seething over the statement that somebody didn't like act of destruction of some thing. Stop being such an insufferable retard.
>>100384386I hate them too. They are genuinely harmful to our species, regardless of how much waste and destruction they cause.
>>100384386>>100384571>>100384580very obvious samefag
>>100384274in what words you would like to describe induction smelter?
>>100384596i am these two>>100384302>>100384571
>>100384386>I hate marketing and advertisersbut they love you. they know they can ALWAYS count on you to seethe over their products and give them free advertising.
>>100384274that was a fucking good ad
>>100384274It made fake artists on Twitter seethe, so I have to give apple props even though I will bever willingly use their products
>>100384274a metronome, a piano, an arcade, a camera, a canvas and an internet communicator. a metronome, a piano, an arcade, a camera, a canvas and an internet communicator. Are you getting it? These are not separate things, these are one device. And we are calling it iPad Pro.
Am I the only one who found this video funny? It made me chuckle.
>>100384274not bad
>>100384498Those "items" are collectibles. They are not being manufactured anymore. They are cultural artifacts, history. Only a Macfag consoomer retard cannot appreciate how evil this is. I sure hope it was CGI.Not the anon you were replying to, btw.Anyhow, neck yourself.Verification not required.
>>100384838>OH NO-
>>100384916They would count as history if we didn't have billions of outdated, cheap tech rotting in the trash mountains and someones basement.
>>100384838MFW deciding between white and black keyboard.
>>100384274The mods look like THAT?!?!
>>100385002Some of these items are random trash but others are quite valuable. You wouldn't find that trumpet or piano on any trasheap anon. That arcade machine could also fetch a good amount of money.
>>100385068>trumpetLike 20 bucks on aliexpress. Piano and arcade machines are 99% mockups. Do you think they destroyed tons of ships when filming Pirates of the Caribbean?
>>100384916It's CGI, emoji ball can't be perfect positioned, also monitor looks like painted
>>100385187>>100385135Like I said, I sure hope it was CGI.The message is tone-deaf and evil regardless.Just destroying beautiful things to make a souless consumer gadget.Timmy Cook is a retard.
>>100385215The soulless consumer gadget can fulfill the function of each of these things much better and easier.
>>100385233Only a common denominator, goyslop consoomer would say something like this. Clearly you've never been to an opera or seen a conductor perform live if you think playing Andre Rieu on YouTube is the same as the real thing.
>>100384274>https://twitter.com/tim_cook/status/1787864325258162239/
>>100385279Anon, are you retarded? You're not going to play any opera or conduct anything with the tools given there but ironically, you could arrange a whole opera performance on the iPad.
>>100384274they're not even hiding what they're doing to your culture anymore
>>100385311I was comparing the sound of real instruments to the sound of streamable audio files.But I guess the point flew right past you.But sure, I bet Andre Rieu uses an iPad to compose.And if Debussy was alive he'd be using the Perfect Piano app.Seriously kys.
>>100385068>You wouldn't find that trumpet or piano on any trasheap anon. That arcade machine could also fetch a good amount of money.that probably means they're fakes anon. because it's easier to fake it than to pay collectors money to aquire one, wouldn't you think? hold on though, do you think that if you actually crush all that stuff together you get an ipad? or do you really think there are 100 ton presses just sitting around in nice clean warehouses as well? do you think apple went out and bought one, and then set it up, and then got all that shit together, and then went over take after take after take to get everything nice and perfect, going through multiple examples of all your rare technojunk?is that what you think?fucking autists are not smart like they think they are.
>>100385215>The message is tone-deaf and evil regardless.no it's not, you're just mentally ill and neurotic. the noise in your head isn't the real world anon, when you see this then you'll be free.
>>100385380Like I said (three times already), it's probably CGI but that's besides the point. It's cultural subversion. You are not allowed to enjoy real things anymore, you must embrace the consoomer product and the autotune pop artists. Meanwhile the elites will keep watching the Vienna Philarmonic live, it's just not for plebs anymore. But I guess you don't mind.Regardless of my opinion above, the message IS tone deaf, because the campaign has backfired and the normies are pissed off.
>>100385366>the sound of real instruments to the sound of streamable audio filesWhich doesn't make much sense when talking about tools. A human given a trumpet and a piano couldn't even play them at the same time. At best you'd potentially have a better piano solo vs having iPad play it, but it's not like you can transfer the shit you made there into a performance on real instruments either.>I bet Andre Rieu uses an iPad to composeHe wasn't lucky enough to grow up with it. Composers using modern tools and changing the ones they have is pretty much the norm no matter the time.>if Debussy was alive he'd be using the Perfect Piano app.Not unlikely. Piano lessons these days are more expensive than they were then due being a bigger niche.
>>100384618
>>100384274Amazing how butthurt ass mad this video does make some people. It's 100% CGI. Retards.
>>100385577I wonder if making spergs and weirdos mad was the intention. It definitely helps to present their product in a better light by contrast when otherwise it'd be just another ad people mentally skip.
>unironically helping apple with their ad campaign
>>100384352>misunderstandat least it's clearly cgi
>>100385366Don't worry, I will keep my sanity.
https://wrongthink.link/posts/satanic-not-compelling/
>>100384274I hate itoddlers but that's an awesome ad.
Very good, this will be in history booksOr should I say history padsApple is genius
>>100384916>I sure hope it was CGIDo you really think the lid on that piano is stronger than those paint tins?
>>100384819The idea that a phone/tablet/laptop/etc combine together obsolete technologies is not new. The ad goes a step farther and destroys objects that have sentimental valence. These are not mere tools, these are artifacts; symbols. Apple is symbolically crushing beauty, tactility, experientiality, immersion, nostalgia, possession, and replacing it with a small sterile brick. Your four course meal served by a waiter on fine china is replaced with a meal pill in a bottle. It might have the same nutritional value, but it is absolutely not an equivalent product. The ad calls to mind dystopian fiction, shaved-headed peons sleeping in pods and all wearing the same white shift. "Oh little timmy, you want to be a painter? Well then, open up the painting app on your art-tablet and follow the tutorial bot". Like >>100384436 says, it calls to mind the 1984 ad, except now apple is the big brother, and they will accept no dissent as they relentlessly crush you under their weight. It sends a very strong message, but unfortunately for apple, not one that comes across as at all positive.
>>100384352Kids are losing the ability to think abstractly. Literally unable to understand or recognize metaphor and theme. Ironically I learned this from teachers posting on TikTok, the embodiment of modern brainrot.
>>100387246No, they're just recognising different themesWait a decade until they become adults and things will sort themselves out
>>100387702decade? zoomers area already adults you fucking retard and the younger ones are extremely retarded
>>100384274yeah nah suck a dick this is an incredibly effective advertisementit conveys the message perfectly, easily understandable by everybody on the planetyou can easily play this advertisement on any screen in any country and receive new purchasesthe essence of the advertisement very obviously spits in the face of traditionalism, which justifies a negative reactionbut credit must be given to the marketing team for coming up with thisit is not complex or innovative, but effective
>>100384274>>100384386guys the "we are autistic!" thing is just a meme... there are literal graveyards of thousands and maybe millions of those items trashed and you're complaining about a quantity that you'd see in a SINGLE houseyou're like global warming tards complaining about people using cars when there are factory blocks producing 10000x the pollution
>>100384274very disturbing. never buy anything from that company.
>>100384274Damn, apple just invented the table computer for the first time in 2024, just like that. Before 2024 I had to have a truntable and CRT TV and now I don't. Thank you TIm Apple
>>100384352they are literally destroying them. this same ad has been done hundreds of times by different products but they didn't show slow motion of closeups of stuff exploding because at that point it stops being symbolic.
>>100388265Because people love to see hydraulic presses working, the key is still them being squeezed into the iPad.
>destroying all thathow very americans
>>100384274Extremely gay.
>>100388006Lol but not on most iphones because they can't play webms.
>>100388265>>100388296It's obviously CGI...
>>100388545yes i know it's CG. i meant the way it's presented with the items being visually destroyed rather than being compressed into the tablet.
>>100384274Agreed, nobody should leave a record just sitting on their turntable like that.
Steve was a bastard but he would have known better
Is it less bad if that thing was just an ai generated video?
>>100384274>destroying perfectly fine working things is le funnyIronic how that is basically exactly what Apple does all the timeIf the EU wouldn't literally force them they would still produce irreparabel shit
>>100384498You don’t have to own something to feel bad about its destruction.That anon might be autistic but you’re severely retarded.
>>100384274zoomers are so sensitive
I always hate when things are destroyed or nonrenewable resources are wasted unnecessarily.
>>100389467watch little brave toaster
>>100389496no you don't
>>100384274
>>100389539I do
>>100384838>If only you knew how bad this really are...
>>100384274>retards ITT going "IT'S FAKE THAT MAKES IT OK"that doesn't change the fact that some fucking idiot at Apple thought the image of rare/vintage/LIVING things being destroyed in an industrial press would be an image people wanted to associate with a new product; obviously it's fucking fake, do you not watch movies because they're made up and staged?
>>100389656Looks pretty real to me.
Honestly, I kind of respect a company having the balls to just be like "WE'RE EVIL NIGGA LMAO"
you gotta watch the ad on YouTube for the true existential horror kicker when you scroll down
>>100389704There's return youtube dislike, is there return youtube turned off comments?
>>100389656i didn't know it was an ad and thought it was some kind of anti-consumerist message, which makes it all the more ironic how you get rid of all the OLD stuff just so you could buy the NEW thing
>>100384274in a way, yes, jay-z's blueprint albums comes to mind, and he's one of the most low-key satanists out there, he might not be, but he exhibits many qualities of a satanisthe has dealt with plenty of them at the very least that's for certain
>>100384274okay that video was kino, based
>>100389729Me as well. It is obviously CGI (apparently not to half of this thread, shows how moronic /g/ is), but it shows how deranged and anti human the marketers and really the entirety of crapple are.
IIT: effiminate plebbitor men seething about muh objects of collectible value
>>100385215Fuck off, Nazi.
>>100384302new 'toss just dropped
>>100385215>>100385279National Socialists like them must be bound and cruelly tortured.
>>100388282Dont bother. The retards will never understand
>>100389880This. Just buy an ipad already you fucking pedo nazis
>>100384274if OpenAI had put out this exact ad /g/ would be like "LMAO BASED ARTCELS SEETHING"
>>100384274An advert for faggots that has certainly upset the faggot brigade.
this man is correctin Shinto it is the highest evil to enjoy destruction of thingsI think that apple has appeared as an evil company
you people are fucking insane. who gives a shit. let me send you for a real spin, there's trash ALL OVER THE WORLD being crushed by compactors as we speak. the horror.
>>100384274Works better backwards
>>100387971zoomers aren't kids, gen alphas are
>>100390011See if you can spot the difference between trash being processed and a massive corporation turning a bunch of non-trash things into trash.Posted from my MacBook Air.
>>100385360>CultureGo fuck off and jerk off to your ai futa or whatever it's called.
>>100384916Those items are trash. Keep crying bitch.
>>100385505You must be fun at parties.God, I hope you're killed in one of those mass shootings.
>>100390073>>100390064>>100390050>>100390011someone is clearly very upset
>>100386654Why did you come here from r/technology?
>>100386654Who the fuck is forcing you to use the damn tablet, retard.
>>100390048the corporation was processing trash into something more valuable, ie cool footage for commercial.
>>100384274The destruction and violence portrayed is stunning. Demonic.
>>100390134you know what, i've decided just now to always side with corporations against the common man. i hope the government and MIC grinds all of you into paste.
>applefags are defending their consumerism
>>100389424Nope. It shows the mentality. The astounding violence, destruction is not mere an ad, but symbolic. They're coming for niche stuff that you hold dear.
>>100390099nothing i said has anything to do with technology. maybe you should accuse me of coming from r/literature? Or r/medialiteracy?
>>100389938What else do you expect from bitter, contrarian, unemployed neckbeards.
>>100384274how the FUCK do you replace a trumpet with a tablet
>>100390157I simply don't not care. I just hope you and others avoid buying any Apple products in the future to further fund this demonic humiliation ritual.
>>100390241https://apps.apple.com/us/app/learn-trumpet-tonestro/id1509615186
>>100384916maybe, i've seen enough hydraulic press channel to know that shit basically never breaks apart in a particularly satisfying way, of course, there's a ton of cuts so if it was done practically then it would have taken a lot of work to get everything to smash apart in such "movie" ways, or more likely, much of the stuff shown up close will have been props specifically engineered to break apart in "satisfying" ways
>>100384274its just advertisement, which is satanic by definition.
>>100390364second
>>100384274>no porno chicks getting their silicon implants squeezed into memory chips?just not
>>100390273>Blow air into a trumpet >It makes a sound>Blow air into Ipad Pro >It does nothingOther than making you look like a faggot, but that's given from buying an apple product.
>>100384274came into this thread thinking nothing much other than "ahaha silly schizo anon!" but god DAMN. whoever directed this needs to be... mildly inconvenienced. this is truly satanic shit.
>>100384352in fairness apple has basically lead the charge on consolidating as many possible items into their ecosystem/control. The entire consumer electronics industry has shrunk so much over the last 15 years due to the iPhone.
>>100385289>sound=files.catbox.moe%2F2f77lh.webm].webm >Video has soundHow?
>>100384352When Nintendo released the WiiU, they included a system transfer UI in which a bunch of pikmin collect all of your apps and saves, clean up your Wii, say goodbye to it, thank you for playing, and then move to the WiiU, where they unpack all of your stuff and put up a picture of your old Wii with a heart.This is, like, the opposite of that. It's rational to hate something that seems to be sadistically destroying things people like.
>>100390897because you have a userscript installed that loads the audio from the link in the file name
>>100390902I remember that! After they put up the picture they threw a big party to celebrate the new console. How fun!
>>100384274heavy presses are technologyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpgK51w6uhk
>>100390902you reminded me of this adhttps://youtu.be/qzAo9HzOgtQ
>>100384274Why?
>>100390991wtf is wrong with americans
>>100390991see this is actually funny ad because it's not literally showing the pokemon die
>>100390991how the fuck are ad people somehow convinced that sadism sells products
>>100391038it doesn't kill them at all, it puts them into the gameboyyou have to think of it like a kid, since it's aimed at kids, only an adult would look at that and think "horrifying death by crushing"the apple ad is confused, it focuses on destroying "old" technology, but then also seems to imply that it was all put into the ipad or whatever that thing is, there's a discontinuitythe pokemon ad does not show any destruction, nor does it even make any destruction sounds, because it was never about destruction, it was a cartoonish reduction in size to a gameboy and nothing more
i never understood why people want tablets
>>100391098It's for the people who want something larger than smartphone, but smaller than laptop.
>>100391098they've been manipulated by ads
>>100391086As a kid I remember thinking the Pokemon were actually in a fair amount of danger. Especially with the super realistic looking press.Also that animated game boy did NOT look spacious enough for them.
>>100391098Laptop for people who are more comfortable using iOS.
>>100390939Return to Reddit.
>>100391098they want a bigger phone
>>100391098before buying my Macbook I used to enjoy my iPad a lot, so it's a cheap macbook alternative for poorfags
>>100384386do you know about Moloch ?
>>100390991kino ad
>CGI>muh heckin crtrinooooooooooooooooo I LOVE looking at a blurry image projected on an aperture grille by cathode ray radiation>LE SATANGod am I sick of fembrained histronic /pol/troons having full-blown panic attacks over nothing. You even have the whole situation with college protests and the laws being made up on the spot to attack that, but you're too defanged and retarded to capitalize and are busy crying about CG advertisements and twitter posts.
>>100390991i posted this and it just now occurred to me that they show a super gameboy picture on the gameboy screen at the end, complete with the border
>>100391930>panic attacksSaying that an ad sucks is not "panicking". It's criticism.>you're too defanged and retarded to capitalizehow the fuck are neo-nazis supposed to capitalize on Jews and browns fighting over which side is more anti-white by censoring free speech AGAIN?
>>100391976What?
>>100392035The Rizzrael/Fanumstine fight is currently between Jews who think that Israel is a light unto the nations against white fascism and progressives who think that Israel is bad because of white colonialism. There's no real in for a white-coded right wing to do anything but watch.Anyhow, the ad is terrible.
>>100390897>>100390935>https://github.com/TuxedoTako/4chan-xt/releases/tag/XT2.7.0/>https://github.com/TuxedoTako/4chan-xt/issues/36/4chanxt apparently has support for sound postspreviously you had to install a separate userscript:https://github.com/rcc11/4chan-sounds-player/
Man burning alive while cops just watch: 12 hours of coverageTechnology destroyed for a commercial: 2 days of coverage and countingSociety is beyond saving
>>100392117>why does no one care about mental case #2349723 that decided to an heroYeah really boggles the mind.
>>100392157You didn't miss your cue, nice! Thanks for playing the retard on 4chan that defends stupid shit for no reason.
>>100391976>OMGGG THEY'RE DESTROYING LE HECKIN RETRO HARDWARE>OH MY STALLMAN THE CRT TELEVISION>saying the ad sucksretard>how the fuck are neo-nazis supposed to capitalize on Jews and browns fighting over which side is more anti-white by censoring free speech AGAIN?Yep, all the non-retarded /pol/acks either kermitted suicide or quit politics altogether once 8ch became qboomer central. You've just further confirmed this for me.See, the smart ones would realize this is an ample opportunity to bring into public knowledge the differences between the responses for riots burning down cities and these little protests. The smart ones would bring into the light how laws are being passesd making it illegal to criticize a foreign nation, laws are being passed at the behest of foreign nations. But the smart ones are all gone, and all we're left with are the retarded and the schizoiphrenic, busy crying about jews because an entertainment medium has a black person in it or a collection of colors are standing next to each other.
>>100392282>the smart ones would realize this is an ample opportunity to bring into public knowledge the differences between the responses for riots burning down cities and these little protests"Oh, the anti-Israel protests are antisemitic and the Floyd riots were wholesome Chungus 100 obviously the response is different">The smart ones would bring into the light how laws are being passesd making it illegal to criticize a foreign nation"Hate speech isn't free speech.">laws are being passed at the behest of foreign nations"We are a nation of immigrants."There's no in. Don't bother trying. Pick your battles.
>>100391059idk worked for pokemonThe idea is obviously not sadism its "we have 151 pokemon in a such a small package"
>>100391700It is 2x the price of a MacBook
>>100392369>demoralized, psyop'd manchild refuses to do anything beyond shitting up hobby boards on 4chanSeems about right for modern /pol/troons. Do nothing ever. Just whine like tumblirites did when they were still on tumblr and nobody did anything but mock them.>>100390241Just play synthesized trumpet sounds in an app. Duh.
>>100386443yeah
>>100392624The tumblrites won, though.
>>100392612base iPad is like $300
>>100390991You've beaten me to it. I'll say that at least it doesn't show the pokemon being crushed into bones and blood unlike the apple advert.
>>100392664Because they left tumblr and started spreading their message in public. Something /pol/troons are terrified of doing.
"consume product" woncalling things "[implied: goy]slop" wonqanon wonThis site continues to rewrite cultureGod bless
>>100392783well like i mentioned here >>100391086it was never even implied that the pokemon were being crushed, it's cartoon logic, they're being reduced down to fit in a gameboyit's childish logic, which suits a pokemon for gameboy ad just finethe apple one, i don't know what the take away is, they seem to imply everything is reduced to this ipad thing, but they also literally zoom in on everything being destroyed, so idk, old bad new good?
>>100392827It was sadistic more than anything. "Hey, here's a bunch of stuff you liked. We're gonna destroy it in front of you. Buy an iPad."
>>100384274welkom to hüdraulic bress channel
It's like something you'd have a parody of an evil corporation do in a pixar movie
Seemed like CGI plus some practical effects, but I'm watching on my phone and just woke up so I can't tell.It does feel very disconnected, like out of touch with where people are at with finances; you could have done this commercial in the 90s when everyone was very prosperous, or the 70s, and there would be few objections, it would be wasteful but not "see all this nice shit, you stupid fucking poor people? We crushed it yo make an iToddler device. Another round of layoffs coming."
What I don't get about it is that, if the message of the ad is that all of these things now FIT in the thinness of an iPad, why most of the ad shows those things being destroyed.Like, maybe if it had been cartoony or the things had jumped into the iPad or even if they'd been accordion'd into a thin slab that was then revealed to be the iPad with them all inside or something. But most of the ad is just the things being broken. The iPad only shows up incongruously at the end.
>>100392881today we're günna crusher evrything :D
>>100392915Yeah, an edgy '90s version of the ad would have done well back then because there was a lot of optimism about tech ADDING to things. Putting out an ad where all these nice things are destroyed while we're concerned about tech REPLACING things is monumentally tone deaf.
>>100384302AMONGUS
>>100384274>an art piece illustrating that culture is crushed by pressure>buy our slopbased
>>100390280this. its a combination of CGI and props.If retards want to cry about old shit getting destroyed they should watch wrecking yard videos.
>>100392945>literally OLD GOOD NEW BAD
>>100392930Well it is slightly humorous and cartoony and cinematic but more subtle than your ideas.I'm guessing the idea is destroying the old because it's outdated, plus shock value and spectacle. The stuff blowing apart looked exaggerated via practical effects or something, certainly it was many items crushed one by one and green screened together. The eyes popping out of the skull of the emoji was clearly humorous (in a dark way).But yeah, it's not a hopeful presentation, more like at the end of a Hellraiser movie when the Hell Cube finishes devouring everyone and puts itself back into a tiny box, that's what it felt like to me
>>100390902That reminds me. Scott, when are you putting out part 3 of your wiiU traumadumping?
>>100393031next they will say "it's the symbolism of destroying culture" for damage control of their retarded stance
>>100393095Somebody gifted me a wall calendar for Christmas. I hung it on my office wall. It made my office feel so much more "human" and comfortable.Condensing all of humanity's specialized equipment into a single black slab is so soulless.
>>100393095Sorry zoomer, you don't get new things. You get derivative watered down rehashed slop.Your childhood "firsts" were all sequels of sequels.
>items that were hand made works of man, illustrating a long lasting history of soul and culture, all destroyed by a rich billionaire as an ad for some mass produced slopphone that aims to destroy all history and culture and make the rich billionaire even richerpoetic
>>100392974iPad is the sloppiest of sloppy devices. It doesn't do anything particularly well, but everybody buys them because "I need a tablet, a phone, and a laptop!" Why do you need a tablet for anything. It's worse than a phone and a laptop for literally everything.
>>100393130Yeah, I can definitely see why they thought it would work. Seeing things crushed is satisfying, blowing away stuff that's no longer needed is a powerful statement, the iPad is thin so it fits thematically, it all makes sense on paper.The problem is that they chose to take the one somewhat unpleasant implication there (the old stuff has to go away) and instead of assuaging or ignoring that, they made destroying that stuff the focal point of the entire fucking ad!
>>100393184It's good when you need to do a power point for someone on the go or a checklist with adjustable settings that responds to IoT. it's predominately for business. Normies buying ipads are retarded.
>>100393224This. If I were to show up to a meeting without my iPad, I'd be fired on the spot, laptops don't cut it. You need something you can pull stuff up on and slide across the table dramatically and then have the old geezers who don't how to work a computer just touch. They don't understand keyboards and certainly not trackpads.
>>100391098tablets are for bad parents
>>100392945Yeah, at least they didn't crush the band from the Titanic, and a Travel Agent, and Personal Secretary, and so on too. Though they would have in the 90s kek.
>>100393095>literally STOP NOTICING
>>100393251Fuck, I can't stand them. Every restaurant I go to nowadays, parents just give the kid an iPad and the kid has it on max volume blasting through the entire restaurant. What the fuck happened to basic etiquette?
>>100384274I don't like Apple but this is a pretty cool ad.>>100384386Do you realize that this is just staged right? Majority of these things are probably just fake props, if not straight up 3DCG.Does it also bother you when you see a building collapse or a guy die in a movie?
>>100384274>you VILL not have ze music>you VILL not have ze arts>you VILL not have ze mathematics>you VILL not have ze literature>you VILL not have ze hobbies>you VILL not have ze personal interests>you VILL have ze glorious adware device and you VILL like the slop we feed you through it
>>100393270It's either that or the kid crying and screaming their head off. I'll take listening to Paw Patrol over that. Thank you Tim Apple for making restaurants more tolerable.
>>100393179Pretty much all these things presented on the video are also mass produced.
>>100384302Is that from Chicken Little?
>>100393254lmao in the '90s they'd have shot them on camera to a Limp Bizkit song and it would have been funny as fuck. This one is just sad.>>100393271Obviously it's fake; we're annoyed at what it represents.
>>100393228>>100393253This >>100393284 is how I feel, notice how newer operating systems like Win11 have gotten more bloated and sluggish, as well as Adobe's new anti-piracy measures. We have now grown into adults, but we no longer have the tools and stuff we had back then when we were able to freely express our creativity. They want you to become a docile retard relying on AI-generated slop instead that give off their corporate trademark.
>>100393398Windows 10 and Adobe CS6 don't have these problems. Reject the new, embrace the old.
>>100393341>what it represents.It represents that this phone is like combination of all these instruments/tools. You are just autistic.
>>100393460This. It's a new version of Apple's "There's an app for that!" ad campaign, but doing it without words.
>>100384386The ephemeral aspect of life's trivialities is what brings them value. All things must die.
>>100393460>>100393464This ignores that 90% of the ad features things being destroyed with no mention of the product. Not true of "App for That".
>>100393142>muh feelskYou're willfully conflating someone giving you a gift versus simply buying products. Disingenuous cunt.>>100393164>>100393267>buzzwords and rambling that have nothing to do with the topicgptpost
>>100393568It's implied. Maybe they should've shown the stuff on the screen so you'd get it, but that's what they're implying. It's not "We destroyed this stuff! Now look at this iPad!" It's "All this stuff got crushed down into an extremely thin iPad because the iPad does all these things."If you can't understand that you might be genuinely autistic.
>>100393398>notice [imaginary things]If you didn't insist on using the weakest, shittiest, probably not even supported hardware possible, you wouldn't be having a problem. I've yet to see a single performance issue with windows 11.
>>100393625I've found Windows 11 to work faster and smoother than 10 at all things, but I've got a 12th gen Intel and apparently these don't work well under 10.
>>100393623Why destroy? They could have conveyed the same message without that. It's clearly a very distinct direction for shock via a half-cocked production meeting without any further analysis of the implications.
It is quite literally just an ad that combines the fun of hydraulic presses with the appeal of all-in-one functionality.Why are you people so fucking neurotic and stupid? You can make the most inoffensive, obvious shit and there will still be autistic fucks frothing at the mouth about it calling satanic.GO OUTSIDE
>>100393673Why are you mad? Are you Tim Apple? We can't fucking talk about this without baby shitting diaper?
>>100393625Keep lying, shill. It's bloated.
>>100384352it's not tiktok, it's influencers in general, they were forming an apprehensive public opinion of Apple over the years, bringing attention to "green" aspect with their device repair/recycle policy and anti-consumer practices, while also pushing legislators towards forcing unificaton (dropping proprietary Lightning) and making developer environment less anal. Apple hate is now popular. Freudian complex of hating what you can't own plays its role too.
>>100393696So was Windows 10, and 8, and 7, and Vista, and XP.
>>100393722But Windows 11 is definitely way more bloated than the rest.
>>100393602>>buzzwords and rambling that have nothing to do with the topicno, my response was on point
>>100393733No, it's slightly less bloated than 10. It doesn't even include Candy Crush.
>>100384386the paint cans were probably worth more than the old piano and CRT
>>100393744Win11 uses more RAM than Win10.
>>100393696>b-bloatI don't care about your fetish, Dobson.
>>100393811I've not found that to be the case. My 10 LTSC 2021 partition uses 2.7GB of RAM and my 11 partition uses 2.7GB of RAM.Obviously, I uninstall any apps I don't use and that includes widgets which I'm sure would use a lot.
I think its a cool advert, but none of the items squashed are not included in any other modern tablet, so it doesn't really tell me what is particularly good about the ipad other than their advertising budget and peoplethat goes for most phones and tablets though, they are at a level where they can do generalised computing, but they all remain locked down, so they're very similar bar a few gimmicks that pass quicklyalso if you're mad about a few thousand dollars of stuff being destroyed for an advert, consider how much waste every company on earth produces every day, apple included, and realise it is not a big deal, it is routine
>>100384916collectables are funkopops for old people
>>100386443if real, they may have reinforced it so the cans go (which themselves are weakened at select points) then trigger some movie quantity explosives to have it split at the right momentquite a few of these items give off more dust and fragments when they 'go' than they realistically would and they 'go' in a more all-at-once fashion than they would too, so I would guess they used that technique throughoutit may be miniatures as well, the crusher is of course not real at full scale
>>100393664>Why destroy?Because it looks cool. https://youtu.be/0BTnGgzO-tU
>>100395407If they wanted to go for this aesthetic, they should have blown them up to metal music or something, not slowly squished them to whiny music.
>>100393184A laptop is to a desktop as a tablet is to a laptop. You didn't even mention desktops, so you've obviously already accepted the first decline. Why not ride the slippery slope all the way down?
>>100390364>Be a business owner>Have something to sell>Want people to know that you have something to sell>Spread information about your product>People who are interested get what they want and you get their moneyThere is nothing inherently evil about the concept of advertisement. We only associate it with bad things because of how hard the corporations are trying to shove them down our collective throats (and we are right to make such associations).
There's no way the people defending this shit aren't just being contrarian to troll.>But you don't understand! It's about COMPRESSION.Nigger, we get that. It's still fucked up.
>>10038971516k likes, 18k dislikes atm
>>100396564Why? They are crushing a lot of products into a single new product. It's a basic, yet effective message. I wouldn't even call it symbolism because it's extremely on the nose. It did not invoke any emotions in me beyond reasonable amusement.
Not an Apple fag, but seems like a good ad. I wonder how much cocaine their marketing department goes through in a week.
>>100396710It bothered me because the crushing was gratuitous and unnecessary, and they seemed to go out of their way to telegraph to the viewer that it was supposed to be disturbing. The iPad showed up for 2 seconds.
>>100396710>fuck your culture>buy my rectangleWord up, chief
>>100396918>the crushing was gratuitous and unnecessaryThe crushing is the whole premise of the ad, what are you talking about? They are taking a bunch of shit and compressing it into a small device.>they seemed to go out of their way to telegraph to the viewer that it was supposed to be disturbing.It's eye catching, clearly inspired by the Hydraulic Press Channel. Also, I have seen a lot worse in ads.>The iPad showed up for 2 seconds.This is just how such ads go. This isn't unusual at all.Christ, I can't believe that I'm defending Apple in something, but the degree to which a harmless ad pisses you off is pissing me off.>>100396952Your culture is can be summed up by those assorted objects? I'm sorry to hear that.
>>100397115>music>techology>philosophyYours can't, retard?
>>100397115>The crushing is the whole premise of the adthe concept of compressing something and destroying it with pressure are significantly differentThe ad doesn't make me angry, I just thought it was unpleasant.
>>100384352>green tinted scene like in a horror movie>make items look like they're FEARING IMMINENT DEATH>[crushing porn ensues]>arcade machine shows GAME OVER>eyes popping out the sockets of the frantic emoji>pulp flows out the sides like blood>yeah bro it just demonstrates how these items get combined into the slim device XDDThat would be the innocent take on the ad but they intentionally made it look like the items actually get destroyed to rile people up and get them to talk about the ad and the product.
>>100397171The degree to which people don't seem to get your complaint here makes me wonder if I'm out of step with society; we literally all agreed that crushing something to death while it's aware of that happening is disturbing just a decade or so ago. Has that changed?
>>100389914This poster was 100% sincere. This is what leftists actually believe and think.
>>100397240It is disturbing. But what is shown in that ad isn't. It's borderline cartoony. It has the energy of a comedy skit.
>>100397240You forgot that the internet has massively changed over the past years. Apart from trolls who have always existed there are now tons of bots and paid shills everywhere on the net. If something seems fishy as fuck, it usually is.
>>100397339>slow emotionless crushing>le funnySerial killers must be top tier comedians.
>>100397380The clay bust getting crushed is genuenly funny. Don't look up Hydraulic Press Channel on YouTube, you will go insane.
>>100397339Absolutely nothing about that incredibly slow, hyper-realistic crushing with that maudlin fucking soundtrack struck me as "cartoony".>>100397369This is terrifying, isn't it?
>>100397422>human head getting crushed>AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA>bottom textEpic, anon.Post your best Palestine memes.
>>100397457It's not a real human head, Anon. It's a lifeless facsimile. I don't see it as something which can feel. Seeing it get distorted has the same effect on me as pic related.
>>100392881emoji is weri dangarows and can attack at eni moment :-DDDDD
>>100397525Same, that's what I think when I see that toddler with her guts blown out. That's just pixels, lmao. Our ability to abstract is the best, amirite?
>>100397525You are not destroying the dollar bill nor is is clearly aware that you are destroying it.
>>100384274yup, this confirms ityet another guerilla marketing, corporate sponsored content presented as a legitimate organic thread on fourchan gee
>>100397693Clay can be remolded.
>>1003977151. This is a stretch and you know it.2. None of the other objects could be.
>>100397694I'm honestly willing to believe it. This is such a bizarre outrage, especially on a board where the archetypal user posts industrial accident videos for laughs.>>1003977271) None of the objects are alive.2) Don't look up "video games", you'll lose your mind.
>>100397776Anon, is it appropriate to crush a coffin of your grandma in it? You know because none of the objects are alive.
>>100397805This is a stretch and you know it.
>>100397836So being alive isn't always enough? Wow, I thought we had it figured out. Is it appropriate to have a video game raping children? You know because those aren't real people.
>>100389729This is what makes it so fucking odd to me that the ad got made. It literally seems like something that a person who hated Apple would make.
>>100397240This is what kids these days find funny.https://youtu.be/1L7-77UN9Aw
>>100397905thanks for the existential dread, anon
>>100384352I can think of 20 ways to convey this meaning without focusing on the destructive, this is clearly meant to focus on destruction
>>100397948The guy who animated that actually has a show on Adult Swim full of stuff like that. He voices the main character. Doesn't even do a voice, just talks normally.
>>100397893This is just outrage marketing, its intentionally designed to be low key violent and disturbing to get people talking about it, not much like retards ragebaiting on Twitter with the worst possible takes for engagement. Outrage marketing is just the new thing and quite effective at both having everyone talk about your product with the added value of triggering contrarians into shilling and defending you for free (just look at this thread), also you just know retards like >>100389964 will denounce the thing yet still keep buying the products.>t. marketing firm drone
>>100389938That's what I thought what this ad is about, I thought it is an anti-AI campaign and was expecting some AI related shit to come out of the press, implying it destroyed human art.
>>100397986Well, name one that does it as poignant and fast, and also draws attention to your device being comically thin and has fun visuals.
>>100384274Damn man. What a waste. Probably pissed off a bunch of completely different autists with that.>>100384302Trinitron? I'm not really a CRTranny but that's quite a waste to destroy one of the better CRTs.
>No niggers>No fags>Massive comotionI wonder why>NOOOOOOOOO BUT MY MATERIAL GOOOODSYeah man we already know you are jewish
>>100399254>implying a giant press destroying white culture isn't implicitly black/gay-coded enough for /pol/ to take a hint
>>100384274How the fuck does an iPad replace a fucking piano?
>>100399413Nothing personal, luddite bros.
>>100384274The epitome of "you will own nothing and be happy"
>>100384916Yeah I got a whole basement full of "cultural artifacts". Also known as "junk"; your inability to recognize it means you're just a vintage consoomer
>>100384436It was obviously cgi you retard
>>100402382which part?
>>100402329So why don't you just burn it all, then?
>>100385647Probably. A good old outrage can also be beneficial for advertising purposes. Especially if they can say "lol it's CGI you dummies" afterwards.
>>100384352smartphones have destroyed everything, though
>>100384274>"We did it patrick! We destroyed all culture!"I hate the implication that "in the future there is only iPads". It's kind of disgusting.
yes, everything you find upsetting is satanic
